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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Doggy on a carpet...
Carpet burns a pain.."
Oh this. Last time it happened my Mum actually asked what happened my knees. She called unexpectedly. I was mortified. |
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"Flying fish.. only pain can come from this position 
I thought you meant sex while frying fish ! Was thinking of the hot spitting oil burns on your naked bits  "
That puts a whole different spin on temperature play |
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Doggy with someone well endowed. It just hurts and if they try to do it more shallow so it doesn't it's just awkward. Plenty of ways around it though like lying flat on my front or leaning against a wall stood up or on my knees.
I've also never managed to be able to do reverse cowgirl. I just can't seem to get it in. Normal cowgirl is one of my faves though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Quite surprised so many women don't like it on top.
It's my favourite position. Apart from having music on where I move to the rhythm I also sing - multitasking at its best   |
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Hate a strong word.
Positions are different with each individual. What’s good with one might not work with another, never write off a position because it didn’t work before. It’s about finding that natural rhythm together and when you do, you’ll both know !
Just go with the flow of where the mood takes you, personally I like changing it up don’t get stuck in a rut, so to speak |
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"Flying fish.. only pain can come from this position
you'll have to teach me that. Never heard of it
I'd happily give another go, but I'd need a soft landing space  "
My bad.. it's actually called flying Circus not flying fish |
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"I hate the standing up against the wall with her legs wrapped around me as I hate having to keep keep changing grip to prop her up.."
Mustn't let her drop her chips as it's often the only way you'll know she's cum  |
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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Quite surprised so many women don't like it on top.
It's my favourite position. Apart from having music on where I move to the rhythm I also sing - multitasking at its best "
This is one of our favourites. I love having the control of how I slide up and down on his cock plus having my itty bitty titties in his face is is a bonus too
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
Kneeling doggy. Dont know why, I just find it uncomfortable.
One of my fondest memories was reverse cowgirl with an ex.. she wasnt a fan until we tried it with her leaning back, me in her arse while she watched it in a full length mirror. Once she got the view that I usually see she became a massive fan of it.. |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
On top. Because:
My double chin goes quadruple.
My saggy tits fly about.
I’m glaring at him to see if he’s enjoying himself yet.
My rhythmn goes to shit.
I can’t dismount his cock gracefully because by the end my legs are trembling from being used.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I dont like being on top. Sounds boring but my favourite is missionary. I love watching him when hes cumming. Love hearing his heavy breathing in my ear as hes ontop of me.... oooh getting me all excited now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m not overly keen on reverse cow girl - wouldn’t say I ‘hate’ it though!
I know it looks aesthetically pleasing for the guy - but it doesn’t seem to hit the right spot! X"
i love standing reverse cowgirl |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
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"I’m not overly keen on reverse cow girl - wouldn’t say I ‘hate’ it though!
I know it looks aesthetically pleasing for the guy - but it doesn’t seem to hit the right spot! X"
I far prefer normal cow girl, I want to see her! Although perhaps they don't want to see me  |
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"I’m not overly keen on reverse cow girl - wouldn’t say I ‘hate’ it though!
I know it looks aesthetically pleasing for the guy - but it doesn’t seem to hit the right spot! X
I far prefer normal cow girl, I want to see her! Although perhaps they don't want to see me "
Tbh I think it’s just their way of saying that my arse looks a lot better than my face!
At least you get to admire the woman’s arse from there ..... we’re left staring at the guy’s feet! Not really a turn-on unless you’ve got a foot fettish! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m not overly keen on reverse cow girl - wouldn’t say I ‘hate’ it though!
I know it looks aesthetically pleasing for the guy - but it doesn’t seem to hit the right spot! X
I far prefer normal cow girl, I want to see her! Although perhaps they don't want to see me
Tbh I think it’s just their way of saying that my arse looks a lot better than my face!
At least you get to admire the woman’s arse from there ..... we’re left staring at the guy’s feet! Not really a turn-on unless you’ve got a foot fettish! "
wear a blindfold |
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"I’m not overly keen on reverse cow girl - wouldn’t say I ‘hate’ it though!
I know it looks aesthetically pleasing for the guy - but it doesn’t seem to hit the right spot! X
I far prefer normal cow girl, I want to see her! Although perhaps they don't want to see me
Tbh I think it’s just their way of saying that my arse looks a lot better than my face!
At least you get to admire the woman’s arse from there ..... we’re left staring at the guy’s feet! Not really a turn-on unless you’ve got a foot fettish! wear a blindfold "
Or give him one so I can turn back round and actually enjoy it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m not overly keen on reverse cow girl - wouldn’t say I ‘hate’ it though!
I know it looks aesthetically pleasing for the guy - but it doesn’t seem to hit the right spot! X
I far prefer normal cow girl, I want to see her! Although perhaps they don't want to see me
Tbh I think it’s just their way of saying that my arse looks a lot better than my face!
At least you get to admire the woman’s arse from there ..... we’re left staring at the guy’s feet! Not really a turn-on unless you’ve got a foot fettish! wear a blindfold
Or give him one so I can turn back round and actually enjoy it! "
god dont say him in the third person say you |
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She's not really keen on reverse cowgirl although normal cowgirl is her firm favourite. I love reverse cowgirl, like doggy it allows me to see womens' lovely arses and my cock at work.
Interesting, when you first find a regular sex-partner you always go through all the positions you can think of, then settle down to a regular three or four. That's how we were and also were with our various exes. |
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I certainly would never describe any position in terms of hatred, however in terms of lack of comfort there are a few I can think of.
I don’t know what the following is colloquially termed as but by way of description, it’s wherein the man goes behind the lady who is on all fours and enters her whilst he sort of crouches in a manner that looks as though he is sort of sitting on her bum (does this make any sense?)
The position is very often utilised in porno movies as it allows the camera person to clearly see the penetration but is highly strenuous on the glutes if attempted for any length of time.
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"I’m not overly keen on reverse cow girl - wouldn’t say I ‘hate’ it though!
I know it looks aesthetically pleasing for the guy - but it doesn’t seem to hit the right spot! X
I far prefer normal cow girl, I want to see her! Although perhaps they don't want to see me
Tbh I think it’s just their way of saying that my arse looks a lot better than my face!
At least you get to admire the woman’s arse from there ..... we’re left staring at the guy’s feet! Not really a turn-on unless you’ve got a foot fettish! "
Agree, Unless there's another in front of you to keep you occupied?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m not overly keen on reverse cow girl - wouldn’t say I ‘hate’ it though!
I know it looks aesthetically pleasing for the guy - but it doesn’t seem to hit the right spot! X"
Thats interesting. I actually really like it for 'hitting' one particular 'spot'. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wouldn’t do it if we hated it "
agreed....safely say ai never had the misfortune of hating any time or positions I have had or taken during sex...guess I just been lucky.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I hate the standing up against the wall with her legs wrapped around me as I hate having to keep keep changing grip to prop her up..
Mustn't let her drop her chips as it's often the only way you'll know she's cum "
You know me too well... You're on form today xx |
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"69. Awkward and never able to relax and enjoy it "
Not a fan of this either! I don’t find it awkward though - I’d just rather ‘concentrate on either giving or receiving the pleasure. I doubt I give a great blowjob when half my brain is concentrating on the pleasure he’s giving me! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"69. Awkward and never able to relax and enjoy it
Not a fan of this either! I don’t find it awkward though - I’d just rather ‘concentrate on either giving or receiving the pleasure. I doubt I give a great blowjob when half my brain is concentrating on the pleasure he’s giving me! X"
Sorry a bit off topic but wanted to say great arse |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"69. Awkward and never able to relax and enjoy it
Not a fan of this either! I don’t find it awkward though - I’d just rather ‘concentrate on either giving or receiving the pleasure. I doubt I give a great blowjob when half my brain is concentrating on the pleasure he’s giving me! X"
that’s sort of what I meant by “awkward”, cant give a good blow job when my mind is elsewhere, and can’t concentrate on receiving when I’m thinking about other things I need to learn to multi task with my brain lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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See I actually love 69 but if I'm honest I think my pussy licking skills will probably suffer, probably best just getting my face rode then having my turn next! |
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D.
totally ruined it for me now 
