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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

So after a week long fuck fest my girly parts are less than happy, how do I soothe them?

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Peanut butter straight from the fridge

Or marmite....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fuck that, go got a retweet..I mean repeat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

TCP

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Aloe Vera

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Plain cold yoghurt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bag of ice

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Is this what is referred to as the humble brag?

Sit on some frozen peas?

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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Do you mean internally? Do you have a uti again? Drink a few litres of cranberry juice, that'll sort it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fuck someone who won't damage you in future

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Create your own dildo shaped ice cube.. fill a condom up, tie it off. When frozen. Let it melt a little before you insert it and let it soothe and cool as required...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Rubi’s been having sex everyone.

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By *andonmessMan  over a year ago

A world all of his own

Turkey basher and a cartoon of natural yogurt.

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By *andonmessMan  over a year ago

A world all of his own


"Turkey basher and a cartoon of natural yogurt. "

Basher? What the actual fuck. I meant baster. Bastard fucking phone.

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Create your own dildo shaped ice cube.. fill a condom up, tie it off. When frozen. Let it melt a little before you insert it and let it soothe and cool as required...

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Omg what a fantastic idea

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Turkey basher and a cartoon of natural yogurt. "
its had enough of a bashing already!

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Dare I ask if it's a tearing situation?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A cold wet flannel against it helps , advise from a friend

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By *ingle Dad SeekingMan  over a year ago

Northern England

Hi there Rubi, this won't help your lady parts - but it's a cracking tune nonetheless.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wN1WNlC2mE

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple  over a year ago

Stockport

Sudocrem cures all!

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By *r MoriartyMan  over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Blow on it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ice cubes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sudocrem cures all! "

That is good stuff

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By *thena123Woman  over a year ago

Swansea

Yoghurt is the best for that...and soak in the bath.xxx

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Almond oil

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Enjoy the sting

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Turkey basher and a cartoon of natural yogurt.

Basher? What the actual fuck. I meant baster. Bastard fucking phone. "

cartoon what the actual fuck too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"TCP "

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A long shower hose with cool water waterfall setting for the bubbles. Let them massage your tender lady parts..

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Create your own dildo shaped ice cube.. fill a condom up, tie it off. When frozen. Let it melt a little before you insert it and let it soothe and cool as required...

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We do this in temperature play

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By *andonmessMan  over a year ago

A world all of his own

Alternately, sit in front of the fan with it on its highest setting. That way you can make amusing sounds with your fanny flaps too

Just don't sit too close otherwise there'll be bits of minced flaps all over the show, and that'll just exacerbate the situation.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Vinegar and brown paper just like jack silly

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By *andonmessMan  over a year ago

A world all of his own


"Turkey basher and a cartoon of natural yogurt.

Basher? What the actual fuck. I meant baster. Bastard fucking phone. cartoon what the actual fuck too "

Oh I just give up lol.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Turkey basher and a cartoon of natural yogurt.

Basher? What the actual fuck. I meant baster. Bastard fucking phone. cartoon what the actual fuck too

Oh I just give up lol."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Plain cold yoghurt"

This

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A salt wash then sudocrem

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By *xmfrvnMan  over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"Plain cold yoghurt

This "

My friend had to apply this to his wife after he'd been chopping chillis.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple  over a year ago

Cumbria

Gin

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

There is something to be said for enjoying it. The physical memory of being such a naughty girl. The dull ache all through you, the way the lips rub against you wrong for days or even weeks afterwards...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Plain cold yoghurt

This

My friend had to apply this to his wife after he'd been chopping chillis."

omg

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There is something to be said for enjoying it. The physical memory of being such a naughty girl. The dull ache all through you, the way the lips rub against you wrong for days or even weeks afterwards... "

That's a hot thought

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