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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I think I may be developing a leprechaun fetish

I’m totally intrigued as I think they’d be the perfect height for stand-up oral.

Any on here? Please slide in to my DMs if there are. I’d like to conduct some research.

Many thanks,

Boldy x

Ps, am I weird?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yep,you definitely are

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

They are good luck No your not weird x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you tried checking behind a rainbow?

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By *ustme34Man over a year ago

Bingley

"I think I may be developing a leprechaun fetish

I’m totally intrigued as I think they’d be the perfect height for stand-up oral.

Any on here? Please slide in to my DMs if there are. I’d like to conduct some research.

Many thanks,

Boldy x

Ps, am I weird?"
not weird at all . I'm currently wishing I was a leprechaun

to try your theory out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Their big nose and big beard would make an interesting combination on your giry bits.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have you tried checking behind a rainbow? "

Any time I’ve tried to get to the end of one it’s disappeared by the time I’ve got there.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Oh Boldy my sweet, you maybe onto something here.

I've always been a self confessed heightest, but I am seeing there could be some benefit to finding me a stumpy man

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Nah, not weird in the slightest. You're getting on a bit, you should try it soon before you get too old to stand up for oral.

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

They always used to scare me a bit......evil looking little blighters

Mind you, I was also scarred of Zippy on Rainbow as a kid to so perhaps I’m not the best person to ask.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yep,you definitely are

I kinda know.

If you know any though, call me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh Boldy my sweet, you maybe onto something here.

I've always been a self confessed heightest, but I am seeing there could be some benefit to finding me a stumpy man "

I could set a trend here, no?

I’m not alone, and I’m not weird.

Promise

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nah, not weird in the slightest. You're getting on a bit, you should try it soon before you get too old to stand up for oral."

I know. I’ll be 40 at the end of next year. That’s pretty much ancient.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"They are good luck No your not weird x

If you find any, please let me know

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Nah, not weird in the slightest. You're getting on a bit, you should try it soon before you get too old to stand up for oral.

I know. I’ll be 40 at the end of next year. That’s pretty much ancient.

F*ck!

I'm touching 50..

Right... Midgets, nows your chance.

One time offer. Get in quick

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"They are good luck No your not weird x

If you find any, please let me know

I’m off to an Irish night on Monday I’ll seek one out for you

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

I’d you wear a long dress, they can travel anywhere with you. Oral on tap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh Boldy my sweet, you maybe onto something here.

I've always been a self confessed heightest, but I am seeing there could be some benefit to finding me a stumpy man "

Stumpy and grumpy! That’s me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nah, not weird in the slightest. You're getting on a bit, you should try it soon before you get too old to stand up for oral.

I know. I’ll be 40 at the end of next year. That’s pretty much ancient.

F*ck!

I'm touching 50..

Right... Midgets, nows your chance.

One time offer. Get in quick "

If I get in I’ll make it last! Why go quick?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Nah, not weird in the slightest. You're getting on a bit, you should try it soon before you get too old to stand up for oral.

I know. I’ll be 40 at the end of next year. That’s pretty much ancient.

F*ck!

I'm touching 50..

Right... Midgets, nows your chance.

One time offer. Get in quick

If I get in I’ll make it last! Why go quick?"

I meant get your requests in quick.

I don't do quick sex.

Do you know how long it takes to shave my legs?

I'm not getting the flymo out for anything less than 4hrs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nah, not weird in the slightest. You're getting on a bit, you should try it soon before you get too old to stand up for oral.

I know. I’ll be 40 at the end of next year. That’s pretty much ancient.

F*ck!

I'm touching 50..

Right... Midgets, nows your chance.

One time offer. Get in quick

If I get in I’ll make it last! Why go quick?

I meant get your requests in quick.

I don't do quick sex.

Do you know how long it takes to shave my legs?

I'm not getting the flymo out for anything less than 4hrs "

Thanks for the clarification, the local lingo let’s me down sometimes

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I think I may be developing a leprechaun fetish

I’m totally intrigued as I think they’d be the perfect height for stand-up oral.

Any on here? Please slide in to my DMs if there are. I’d like to conduct some research.

Many thanks,

Boldy x

Ps, am I weird?"

I think you're confusing your leprechauns with your gnomes.

It's easily done

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’d you wear a long dress, they can travel anywhere with you. Oral on tap"

Great idea. I’ve lots of maxi dresses!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

[Removed by poster at 22/08/19 18:27:14]

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"They are good luck No your not weird x

If you find any, please let me know

I’m off to an Irish night on Monday I’ll seek one out for you

Would you, please?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Nah, not weird in the slightest. You're getting on a bit, you should try it soon before you get too old to stand up for oral.

I know. I’ll be 40 at the end of next year. That’s pretty much ancient.

F*ck!

I'm touching 50..

Right... Midgets, nows your chance.

One time offer. Get in quick

If I get in I’ll make it last! Why go quick?

I meant get your requests in quick.

I don't do quick sex.

Do you know how long it takes to shave my legs?

I'm not getting the flymo out for anything less than 4hrs

Thanks for the clarification, the local lingo let’s me down sometimes

Aaaw ma petite amie minuscule

Pour toi, j'allumerais la tondeuse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nah, not weird in the slightest. You're getting on a bit, you should try it soon before you get too old to stand up for oral.

I know. I’ll be 40 at the end of next year. That’s pretty much ancient.

F*ck!

I'm touching 50..

Right... Midgets, nows your chance.

One time offer. Get in quick

If I get in I’ll make it last! Why go quick?

I meant get your requests in quick.

I don't do quick sex.

Do you know how long it takes to shave my legs?

I'm not getting the flymo out for anything less than 4hrs

Thanks for the clarification, the local lingo let’s me down sometimes

Aaaw ma petite amie minuscule

Pour toi, j'allumerais la tondeuse"

Quel honneur! En échange je ferai de toi mon quatre-heure!

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"They are good luck No your not weird x

If you find any, please let me know

I’m off to an Irish night on Monday I’ll seek one out for you

Would you, please?"

I’ll stick him in my suitcase, hope I get him through customs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"They are good luck No your not weird x

If you find any, please let me know

I’m off to an Irish night on Monday I’ll seek one out for you

Would you, please?

I’ll stick him in my suitcase, hope I get him through customs

Label him “gift”

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By *erfectlyPervertedCouple over a year ago

Bristol

"I think I may be developing a leprechaun fetish

Ps, am I weird?"

Only if you are not really into very old and wrinkly, two to three feet high guys with a wide mouth, round eyes and a bulbous red nose.

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By *xmfrvnMan over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

I worked at a summer camp & one of the kids told me the German for someone short enough to give a standing blowjob - Stehend geblaser.

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

Bollocks, you're not after the leprechaun sex, you just wanna pinch his pot of gold when he's asleep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I work with a guy who is an actual leprechaun. He’s short, bald and has a big ginger beard and he often wears a green velvet suit. I’m sure he’d happily oblige with the stand up oral too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I work with a guy who is an actual leprechaun. He’s short, bald and has a big ginger beard and he often wears a green velvet suit. I’m sure he’d happily oblige with the stand up oral too."

Sweet. Tell him to join fab and look me up!

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By *onbons_xxMan over a year ago

Bolton

Aren’t they kicking back with the unicorns?

living their best life I think

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

I'd like a tall enough guy that I could give deep throat to, whilst standing

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