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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Post your any random thought here, like;
Where are snails going ?
Are slugs just homeless snails ?
Or any other thought that doesn’t involve snails, whatever it is, whatever random things you think about, post it here, you never know someone else might have thought of that too!
Why has no one seen a ghost dinosaur ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The first person to tell everyone how old they were must have sounded like a knob.
‘This is my 24th Winter!’
‘Shut up Philip and help us look for berries!’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The first person to tell everyone how old they were must have sounded like a knob.
‘This is my 24th Winter!’
‘Shut up Philip and help us look for berries!’ "
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"If you're travelling at the speed of light in your car at night and you put your headlights on, would you be able to see anything? "
You and your car would have infinite mass, and time will have stopped for you so you’d have other shit to worry about. But yes c is constant and you’d see light traveling away from you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Post your any random thought here, like;
Where are snails going ?
Are slugs just homeless snails ?
Or any other thought that doesn’t involve snails, whatever it is, whatever random things you think about, post it here, you never know someone else might have thought of that too!
Why has no one seen a ghost dinosaur ? "
I don’t know but I’ll get a second opinion from some else who has no idea |
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"Why do they always see a shooting star in films and in all my days on Earth, i’ve not?"
You need to go somewhere without too much light pollution and just wait for a while. I’ve seen loads in desert countries where there aren’t any streetlights. Even Scotland or Cornwall will show Up few every 10 minutes or so. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I always wonder ... when I step out of the shower will I be able to swim underwater at a great speed and will I be greeted by a naked Victoria Principal?  - D |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was thinking whether this thread was just a rehash of Morningstar's 'Questions that have been bothering you' thread  "
I can answer that question, I didn’t see that thread, so it’s not. Also this one is far more recent. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I stay in here will I shrink and disappear down the plug hole before I run out of electricity, and if I do will anyone even notice or will it just be work wondering why I've not turned up? Will they fo straight in with "WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?" or would they ask if I was ok?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If I stay in here will I shrink and disappear down the plug hole before I run out of electricity, and if I do will anyone even notice or will it just be work wondering why I've not turned up? Will they fo straight in with "WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?" or would they ask if I was ok?
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Was just thinking the same thing! |
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"If I stay in here will I shrink and disappear down the plug hole before I run out of electricity, and if I do will anyone even notice or will it just be work wondering why I've not turned up? Will they fo straight in with "WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?" or would they ask if I was ok?
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You have a mind like mine . Random and a bit fucked up |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If I stay in here will I shrink and disappear down the plug hole before I run out of electricity, and if I do will anyone even notice or will it just be work wondering why I've not turned up? Will they fo straight in with "WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?" or would they ask if I was ok?
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I am thinking how the fuck are you posting that from the shower? |
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Yesterday in the shower I was thinking about the factual incorrectness of the advert where a young girl says " I want to be as clean as a spoon in a circus ".
Surely a discarded spoon laying in straw and seal shit wouldnt be overly clean .
Or is that just me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yesterday in the shower I was thinking about the factual incorrectness of the advert where a young girl says " I want to be as clean as a spoon in a circus ".
Surely a discarded spoon laying in straw and seal shit wouldnt be overly clean .
Or is that just me "
maybe she prepping for joining fab in 30 years |
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Why do they use real lemon to make dish soap but artificial lemon when making lemon juice?
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Why did the chicken cross the road? Was it curiosity, did he have family on the other side or was he just adventurous? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do they always see a shooting star in films and in all my days on Earth, i’ve not?
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I saw two shooting stars last night
I wished on them but they were only satellites
It's wrong to wish on space hardware
I wish, I wish, I wish you'd care |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The first person to tell everyone how old they were must have sounded like a knob.
‘This is my 24th Winter!’
‘Shut up Philip and help us look for berries!’
i like your humour Tame!"
Thank you  |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"What was the first French guy thinking when he decided frogs legs and snails was worth a try as a meal "
Probably thinking “Aidez-moi! je meurs de faim et ces cuisses de grenouilles ont l'air délicieux!”
Which roughly translates to “Help! i'm starving and those frogs legs look tasty!”
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