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My boss bought some bog roll for work earlier.
Now , 2 things on this.
Firstly, 6 quid for toilet roll  . Do we really need triple quilted , extra soft , smooth as silk, extra luxurious bog roll when its gonna end up with shit on regardless??
And that's not the worst part ...
It has instructions on the back !! Fuckin instructions. Are you having a laugh . Do Andrex think we're all a bunch of fucking retards .
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"It's all fun and games til 1ply rips and you're fingering yourself. "
I just get normal toilet roll , I dont happy shopper bog roll either I agree .
The cheap stuff just disintegrates the moment it touches your ass cheeks .
Just get mid range normal shit paper  |
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over a year ago
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"No pleasing some people.... I just fancied a rant 
Some rants just can’t wait till Thursdays..... Indeed . Why be restricted, I dont play by the rules me "
Such a rebel |
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"I can't fulling stand that tri quilted stuff. Neither do I want school type tracing paper or sand paper type nasty cheap stuff.
Standard test is just fine. £1.80 for x4 "
Exactly my sentiments , spot on |
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"I can't fulling stand that tri quilted stuff. Neither do I want school type tracing paper or sand paper type nasty cheap stuff.
Standard test is just fine. £1.80 for x4 Exactly my sentiments , spot on "
What I'm not getting is why you whining about it when you didn't pay for it.... |
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"No pleasing some people.... I just fancied a rant
Some rants just can’t wait till Thursdays..... Indeed . Why be restricted, I dont play by the rules me
Such a rebel Always "
Viva la rebelootion!! |
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"I can't fulling stand that tri quilted stuff. Neither do I want school type tracing paper or sand paper type nasty cheap stuff.
Standard test is just fine. £1.80 for x4 Exactly my sentiments , spot on "
Mate, I don't want my arsehole smelling of Aloe Vera or honeysuckle. Wtf do they make the paper try and smell nice.
I don't want the paper cream coloured or with patterns on. |
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"I like to pamper my bum.....not tracing paper loo roll for me thanks.....call me stuck up!! Hahaha  "
Oh god that just took me back to Infant/Junior school. I soon learned that it was worth waiting for home time if I needed a dump. That Izal stuff was horrific. |
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"I can't fulling stand that tri quilted stuff. Neither do I want school type tracing paper or sand paper type nasty cheap stuff.
Standard test is just fine. £1.80 for x4 Exactly my sentiments , spot on
What I'm not getting is why you whining about it when you didn't pay for it.... "
Because its him that got it , you obviously haven't read some of my past threads about my lovely boss |
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"I can't fulling stand that tri quilted stuff. Neither do I want school type tracing paper or sand paper type nasty cheap stuff.
Standard test is just fine. £1.80 for x4 Exactly my sentiments , spot on
What I'm not getting is why you whining about it when you didn't pay for it.... Because its him that got it , you obviously haven't read some of my past threads about my lovely boss "
My bad......I apologise  |
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"I can't fulling stand that tri quilted stuff. Neither do I want school type tracing paper or sand paper type nasty cheap stuff.
Standard test is just fine. £1.80 for x4 Exactly my sentiments , spot on
Mate, I don't want my arsehole smelling of Aloe Vera or honeysuckle. Wtf do they make the paper try and smell nice.
I don't want the paper cream coloured or with patterns on."
 you're a guy after me own heart |
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"I can't fulling stand that tri quilted stuff. Neither do I want school type tracing paper or sand paper type nasty cheap stuff.
Standard test is just fine. £1.80 for x4 Exactly my sentiments , spot on
What I'm not getting is why you whining about it when you didn't pay for it.... Because its him that got it , you obviously haven't read some of my past threads about my lovely boss "
To clear up any further confusion. I'm not the OP's boss |
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"I can't fulling stand that tri quilted stuff. Neither do I want school type tracing paper or sand paper type nasty cheap stuff.
Standard test is just fine. £1.80 for x4 Exactly my sentiments , spot on
What I'm not getting is why you whining about it when you didn't pay for it.... Because its him that got it , you obviously haven't read some of my past threads about my lovely boss
My bad......I apologise "
Haha it's all good Sweety xx |
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"I can't fulling stand that tri quilted stuff. Neither do I want school type tracing paper or sand paper type nasty cheap stuff.
Standard test is just fine. £1.80 for x4 Exactly my sentiments , spot on
What I'm not getting is why you whining about it when you didn't pay for it.... Because its him that got it , you obviously haven't read some of my past threads about my lovely boss
To clear up any further confusion. I'm not the OP's boss"
I'd probably prefer you as my boss to be fair |
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Oh no, sainsburys luxury quilted here. It's as thick but softer than Andrex and no puppies were harmed in the making.
A man deserves to be pampered while on his throne |
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When it runs out OP ask the boss for the £6 and tell her that you'll sort it your self.
You can put food in one end, wait for it to come out the other, clean that end up and still have change for her.
Don't forget the recipt |
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MrD
Oh no, sainsburys luxury quilted here. It's as thick but softer than Andrex and no puppies were harmed in the making.
A man deserves to be pampered while on his throne "
My Daily Sport crossword will suffice |
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"When it runs out OP ask the boss for the £6 and tell her that you'll sort it your self.
You can put food in one end, wait for it to come out the other, clean that end up and still have change for her.
Don't forget the recipt"
Except for it's a him |
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"When it runs out OP ask the boss for the £6 and tell her that you'll sort it your self.
You can put food in one end, wait for it to come out the other, clean that end up and still have change for her.
Don't forget the recipt Except for it's a him "
must be a beard wearing hipster if he's buying that posh shit.
Bet you get a hamper at Christmas don't you? |
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"When it runs out OP ask the boss for the £6 and tell her that you'll sort it your self.
You can put food in one end, wait for it to come out the other, clean that end up and still have change for her.
Don't forget the recipt Except for it's a him
must be a beard wearing hipster if he's buying that posh shit.
Bet you get a hamper at Christmas don't you?"
He is funnily enough. Do I get a hamper at Christmas?? Do I fuck !! I'm lucky to get Christmas day off !! |
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Don't take any chances with toilet tissue.
Just fix a couple of kitchen roll holders horizontally next to the lavatory and use Plenty The Extra Big One or Regina Thirst Pockets depending on what's going down. |
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I think the most satisfying wipe comes from a wet wipe.
However, I watch the One Show from time to time and I saw that bit they did about the turtles and the dolphins and stuff so I don't use wet wipes anymore.
Not even on my birthday. |
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"My boss bought some bog roll for work earlier.
Now , 2 things on this.
Firstly, 6 quid for toilet roll . Do we really need triple quilted , extra soft , smooth as silk, extra luxurious bog roll when its gonna end up with shit on regardless??
And that's not the worst part ...
It has instructions on the back !! Fuckin instructions. Are you having a laugh . Do Andrex think we're all a bunch of fucking retards .
Rant over ."
the correct way is left hand for that right hand for eating |
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"My boss bought some bog roll for work earlier.
Now , 2 things on this.
Firstly, 6 quid for toilet roll . Do we really need triple quilted , extra soft , smooth as silk, extra luxurious bog roll when its gonna end up with shit on regardless??
And that's not the worst part ...
It has instructions on the back !! Fuckin instructions. Are you having a laugh . Do Andrex think we're all a bunch of fucking retards .
Rant over .the correct way is left hand for that right hand for eating "
But I'm left handed |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My boss bought some bog roll for work earlier.
Now , 2 things on this.
Firstly, 6 quid for toilet roll . Do we really need triple quilted , extra soft , smooth as silk, extra luxurious bog roll when its gonna end up with shit on regardless??
And that's not the worst part ...
It has instructions on the back !! Fuckin instructions. Are you having a laugh . Do Andrex think we're all a bunch of fucking retards .
Rant over .the correct way is left hand for that right hand for eating But I'm left handed "
well you are as you would say fu#keroonied  |
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"My boss bought some bog roll for work earlier.
Now , 2 things on this.
Firstly, 6 quid for toilet roll . Do we really need triple quilted , extra soft , smooth as silk, extra luxurious bog roll when its gonna end up with shit on regardless??
And that's not the worst part ...
It has instructions on the back !! Fuckin instructions. Are you having a laugh . Do Andrex think we're all a bunch of fucking retards .
Rant over .the correct way is left hand for that right hand for eating But I'm left handed well you are as you would say fu#keroonied "
True |
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"Washing your bum with water is the most clean and hygienic method and then a bit of loo roll to dry the wet area ...
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Oh and don't forget to wash your hands with soap at the sink |
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over a year ago
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"Try using water.
Keeps your bum more clean "
But how can you do that in a cubicle if in work? You’d have to get to the sink with no one seeing you, carry the water back in your cupped hand, try to open the cubicle door again with no spillage, then you’d have to get the water to your arse (droplets are all that’ll be left!) and then...then you’d end up with watery poo running down your leg AND wet trousers....
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"Washing your bum with water is the most clean and hygienic method and then a bit of loo roll to dry the wet area ...
Yeah but then the bog roll just sticks to your inner butt cheeks ??"
so there IS toilet paper on Uranus.. |
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"Try using water.
Keeps your bum more clean
But how can you do that in a cubicle if in work? You’d have to get to the sink with no one seeing you, carry the water back in your cupped hand, try to open the cubicle door again with no spillage, then you’d have to get the water to your arse (droplets are all that’ll be left!) and then...then you’d end up with watery poo running down your leg AND wet trousers....
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"I think the most satisfying wipe comes from a wet wipe.
However, I watch the One Show from time to time and I saw that bit they did about the turtles and the dolphins and stuff so I don't use wet wipes anymore.
Not even on my birthday."
No don't use wet wipes!
You can buy moist toilet tissues for a couple quid. They are designed to be flushed down the toilet so they degrade just like normal toilet roll
It's the same reason you don't out kitchen roll down the damn toilet |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't take any chances with toilet tissue.
Just fix a couple of kitchen roll holders horizontally next to the lavatory and use Plenty The Extra Big One or Regina Thirst Pockets depending on what's going down."
Your plumbing system probably  |
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"Washing your bum with water is the most clean and hygienic method and then a bit of loo roll to dry the wet area ...
Yeah but then the bog roll just sticks to your inner butt cheeks ??"
That's where your boss has it right with the quality loo roll.. Glides off the bum crack haha
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"Washing your bum with water is the most clean and hygienic method and then a bit of loo roll to dry the wet area ...
Yeah but then the bog roll just sticks to your inner butt cheeks ??
That's where your boss has it right with the quality loo roll.. Glides off the bum crack haha
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One up one down & one to shine  |
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"No pleasing some people.... I just fancied a rant
Some rants just can’t wait till Thursdays..... Indeed . Why be restricted, I dont play by the rules me "
FFS no one told me there were rules!!! i gonna sit in corner and cry now i hate rules!!!!!  |
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"Yall need too use nicky! Only £1:09 for 4 lovely soft rolls! "
Scented and makes my fanjo react in a way that's akin to walking with dense sandpaper in my happy hole
Evil stuff from hell.
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"Yall need too use nicky! Only £1:09 for 4 lovely soft rolls!
Scented and makes my fanjo react in a way that's akin to walking with dense sandpaper in my happy hole
Evil stuff from hell.
P"
nutjob you are  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can't fulling stand that tri quilted stuff. Neither do I want school type tracing paper or sand paper type nasty cheap stuff.
Standard test is just fine. £1.80 for x4 Exactly my sentiments , spot on
Mate, I don't want my arsehole smelling of Aloe Vera or honeysuckle. Wtf do they make the paper try and smell nice.
I don't want the paper cream coloured or with patterns on."
Your arsehole might want it |
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