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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Also she’s going out clubbing for the first time , but not until about 10pm ! Wtf is that all about? That’s nearly bedtime!"
You have to have pre drinks before you go in town! Ahaha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Also she’s going out clubbing for the first time , but not until about 10pm ! Wtf is that all about? That’s nearly bedtime!
You have to have pre drinks before you go in town! Ahaha "
Yeah that’s what they’re doing ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Also she’s going out clubbing for the first time , but not until about 10pm ! Wtf is that all about? That’s nearly bedtime!
You have to have pre drinks before you go in town! Ahaha
Yeah that’s what they’re doing !"
Somebody is going to get woken up at 5am when they come falling in the front door thinking they are a silent ninja lol
The fun is when you are so late your parents are getting ready for work and you sneak in and up to bed while they are in the shower  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Also she’s going out clubbing for the first time , but not until about 10pm ! Wtf is that all about? That’s nearly bedtime!
You have to have pre drinks before you go in town! Ahaha
Yeah that’s what they’re doing !
Somebody is going to get woken up at 5am when they come falling in the front door thinking they are a silent ninja lol
The fun is when you are so late your parents are getting ready for work and you sneak in and up to bed while they are in the shower "
I will be waiting with the sick bowl lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Also she’s going out clubbing for the first time , but not until about 10pm ! Wtf is that all about? That’s nearly bedtime!
You have to have pre drinks before you go in town! Ahaha
Yeah that’s what they’re doing !
Somebody is going to get woken up at 5am when they come falling in the front door thinking they are a silent ninja lol
The fun is when you are so late your parents are getting ready for work and you sneak in and up to bed while they are in the shower
I will be waiting with the sick bowl lol"
I would if I was you, it's better than the kitchen sink! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My sore back
Definitely this! Even wake up with back ache now 
And when you make those old people noises bending down or reaching for things"
Ohh yeah I do that too, my knees crack as well  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My sore back
Definitely this! Even wake up with back ache now
And when you make those old people noises bending down or reaching for things
Ohh yeah I do that too, my knees crack as well "
Have you got as far as the hand on your back with the other one waiving around in the air for someone to help you back up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My sore back
Definitely this! Even wake up with back ache now
And when you make those old people noises bending down or reaching for things
Ohh yeah I do that too, my knees crack as well
Have you got as far as the hand on your back with the other one waiving around in the air for someone to help you back up "
Not quite yet... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you see youngsters on a night out & you’re the ones heading home,& you think blimey they’ll catch a cold with what they’re wearing where’s their coat ? |
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By *C1984Man
over a year ago
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"Not being able to work the bloody tv remotes anymore or knowing which one controlled which bloody box "
I am more than happy to work the tv remote for you or even better I would even get off the couch and change it manually lol |
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The other week I fell in the middle of the city centre. (nothing bad, I was eating my dinner and walking and lost my footing on an unsuspected kerb)..
I got up almost straight away but there was a bloke in his early 20's who with a very concerned look who tried to offer his hand and said.
"Are you sure you are OK mister?"
  
Where have the years gone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I have to look underneath my glasses to see.
When having to scroll so far down the list when I'm filling forms in with the drop down box for Age. "
Hahahahahaha yes! The scrolling down always makes me laugh!! That and saying I was born in the 60s!!! |
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I only feel old physically when my back is playing up.
Sometimes folks accuse me of being a grumpy old man - but they’ve done that since I was a teenager so maybe I’m just a grump in general.
I firmly intend to stay emotionally youthful though - I plan to still be 17 or 18 in my head for the rest of my life, body be damned!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Last night I only managed three huge loads of spaff in a two hour sex marathon of Olympic standards.
I was always good for half a dozen atleast and it used to last much longer...
Damn the aging process |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My baby is 18 today!!!
What makes you feel old ?"
My age is the only thing that reminds me I’m “old”.
My mind, my body (most of the time) and my complete immaturity, lol, all keep me in denial. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When everyone is telling you, a little bit of what you fancy makes you a cougar 
Lexa little of what you fancy makes you a cougar 
Hey not long and you’ll be my age. Dirty old man "
lol I had a shower this morning |
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"When everyone is telling you, a little bit of what you fancy makes you a cougar
Lexa little of what you fancy makes you a cougar
Hey not long and you’ll be my age. Dirty old man lol I had a shower this morning "
Will be???? He already is ...  |
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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago
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"When everyone is telling you, a little bit of what you fancy makes you a cougar
Lexa little of what you fancy makes you a cougar
Hey not long and you’ll be my age. Dirty old man lol I had a shower this morning "
Pics or it didn’t happen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When everyone is telling you, a little bit of what you fancy makes you a cougar
Lexa little of what you fancy makes you a cougar
Hey not long and you’ll be my age. Dirty old man lol I had a shower this morning
Will be???? He already is ... "
shut it |
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"When everyone is telling you, a little bit of what you fancy makes you a cougar
Lexa little of what you fancy makes you a cougar
Hey not long and you’ll be my age. Dirty old man lol I had a shower this morning
Will be???? He already is ... shut it "
Yeh.......errrr that would be a no .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When everyone is telling you, a little bit of what you fancy makes you a cougar
Lexa little of what you fancy makes you a cougar
Hey not long and you’ll be my age. Dirty old man lol I had a shower this morning
Will be???? He already is ... shut it
Yeh.......errrr that would be a no .. "
knew that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Happy 18th birthday to your baby!
Seeing the announcement that it’s twenty five years this month since Oasis released Definitely Maybe did it for me  "
Omg you are an Oasis fan? I'm in love lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The teen in question is still fast asleep while I’m desperate to sing Happy Birthday to her !!!
Getting old is bollox , I hate it !"
What? That's no fun!
You get whatever noisy party things you have out and burst into her room at 7am making as much noise as possible while singing, no shouting happy birthday to you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The teen in question is still fast asleep while I’m desperate to sing Happy Birthday to her !!!
Getting old is bollox , I hate it !
What? That's no fun!
You get whatever noisy party things you have out and burst into her room at 7am making as much noise as possible while singing, no shouting happy birthday to you "
. She’s now awake ish , not impressed with me singing Happy Birthday as soon as she woke up lol x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Also she’s going out clubbing for the first time , but not until about 10pm ! Wtf is that all about? That’s nearly bedtime! What do you mean nearly ?? "
This is true! I shall be hitting the sack as soon as I’ve dropped her in town ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Having a 17 year old granddaughter starting driving lessons
Reading that a woman of 53 has a 17 year old granddaughter,when I'm nearly 52 and my daughter is only 17 "
We were early starters  I was a granny for the first time at 36...I now have 10 of the little blighters |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When ya school pals start dying off"
One of my classmates hanged himself 40+ years ago, and my best schoolfriend Kevin died of a hospital-acquired infection almost 30 years ago.
Talk about living on borrowed time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just took said teen out for lunch and they asked if she wanted a Childs portion she wouldn’t let me tell them it was her 18th!"
What time did she get up?
Omg why was that? Did she have the child's portion?
Ah you know you HAVE to tell them it's her birthday, they stick a candle in her dessert and get everyone to sing happy birthday |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
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"Also she’s going out clubbing for the first time , but not until about 10pm ! Wtf is that all about? That’s nearly bedtime!"
Really? My daughter rang me from a club with her mates to say they were going home, it was about 12. Suffice as to say, I gave her some advice about clubbing along with appropriate times to leave the pub and club lol. I told her I'd show her how to do it properly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Star Trek: Deep Space Nine is 23 years old.
No way. How old is TNG now?"
29 years.
Watch the What We Left Behind documentary that just came out. Quite good if you like DS9. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Wells she’s just arrived home , not too pissed , kebab in hand and telling me about one of the ‘popular boys ‘ that accidentally ( yeah right) touched her boobs ! I think she’s had a good birthday  |
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"My baby is 18 today!!!
What makes you feel old ?"
I find it the opposite I have to say
I have 3 children my eldest being 22 and it actually makes me feel younger because people generally don’t think I look old enough
We are best friends as well as mum and daughter , have similar tastes in clothing and love to go out shopping together
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My baby is 18 today!!!
What makes you feel old ?
I find it the opposite I have to say
I have 3 children my eldest being 22 and it actually makes me feel younger because people generally don’t think I look old enough
We are best friends as well as mum and daughter , have similar tastes in clothing and love to go out shopping together
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damn can I feel how old you are |
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"My baby is 18 today!!!
What makes you feel old ?
I find it the opposite I have to say
I have 3 children my eldest being 22 and it actually makes me feel younger because people generally don’t think I look old enough
We are best friends as well as mum and daughter , have similar tastes in clothing and love to go out shopping together
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Scarlett you one hell of a hot sexy mama...doing it for the moms...love it xx |
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"Having a 17 year old granddaughter starting driving lessons
Reading that a woman of 53 has a 17 year old granddaughter,when I'm nearly 52 and my daughter is only 17
We were early starters I was a granny for the first time at 36...I now have 10 of the little blighters "
Heavens . I (we) started trying for a family when I was 27,it didn't really go to plan though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That message that reads “you are outside the age range that this user had chosen to receive messages from”. Makes me sad..."
That’s definitely a frustration! |
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"My baby is 18 today!!!
What makes you feel old ?
I find it the opposite I have to say
I have 3 children my eldest being 22 and it actually makes me feel younger because people generally don’t think I look old enough
We are best friends as well as mum and daughter , have similar tastes in clothing and love to go out shopping together
Scarlett you one hell of a hot sexy mama...doing it for the moms...love it xx"
Haha tbh I feel sexier now than when I was in my 20’s - and as I was knee deep in nappies I prob look a lot hotter now too
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"when menopause has one foot in the door
I'm genuinely fearful of mine.
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Me too!
I'm a lunatic as it is - I fear for my friends and family and work colleagues safety |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"when menopause has one foot in the door
I'm genuinely fearful of mine.
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Me too!
I'm a lunatic as it is - I fear for my friends and family and work colleagues safety "
So much this.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"when menopause has one foot in the door
I'm genuinely fearful of mine.
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what choice do we have but to get on with it but still I wish it would fuck right off"
But I don't want any more beard I already have more than my fair share
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I feel like this too - in my head I still look 25 then I look in the mirror and see a fat old lady
