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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In the absence of the usual instigators of this thread (F_Yeah19) who are now, probably, heading for the mansion in which they intend to commit a weekend of complete filth, utter debauchery, and other fetid (wash your mouth out) stuff that will send them to Hell, we have hijacked their idea (we did warn them), so get your entries in as there are multiple 6 (six) figure payouts to be won!
So, if you are feeling lucky, punk, read the following carefully:
THE RULES
1. Four lucky dips will be entered for the Euromillions draw on Friday 16 August 2019.
2. To confirm that you wish to take part, post a message including the phrase 'I'm in' (singleton) or 'we're in' (couple) on this thread.
3. Then send us a personal message stating that you (I/we) accept your Terms and Conditions.
This is to acknowledge that you will only receive a 6 (six) figure sum in the event of a jackpot win* as this is not a paying syndicate.
Rest assured that be substantially in excess of £1000.01!
4. Any wins, other than the jackpot, are not eligible for payment, or division, to members of Fab Swingers who have responded to this thread.
5. It is the responsibility of those joining in with this little bit of fun to check the numbers that we will send to you shortly after the draw closes at 19.30 on Friday 16 August 2019.
6. In the event of a win, it is your responsibility to message us for details on the procedure to collect your winnings.
Be assured that it will include a substantial party, and you will require a Passport.
The cost of this party, and the required transportation, will be in addition to your 6 (six) figure payout.
7. In the event that we win the jackpot, any disclosure to the press. or any other third party, will invalidate payment of any monies to you, or attendance at the celebration party.
Disclosure to the press, or any third party, after payment of monies and attendance at the celebration party, will result in legal action to recover all monies paid in addition to damages.
Trust me on this; you do not want to sell a story for a few thousand pounds.
8. Failure to adhere to the RULES, clearly stated above (read carefully), will invalidate your entry and you will not receive notification of the numbers entered into the draw.
9. F_Yeah19 have a guaranteed, and automatic, entry to this draw on account of them having been kind enough to run multiple similar draws in the past.
Here's hoping for a jackpot win!
SS et TG
All filters are off.
Odds: For a four line ticket entry - 4 in 139,838,160"
What the fuck are you on about?
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