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over a year ago
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Three men try to catch a fish with some serious anger issues. |
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Some guys go into the wilderness, one of them has a slight altercation with Yogi. |
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over a year ago
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D*unk alien on a stag do gets ditched, hangs out with some kids and eventually rings his mum and dad to come and pick him up.
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over a year ago
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A load of guys get together before and after football matches to discuss the differences between their teams and towns..with their fists  |
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Cocky handsome American chap travels to a Professor's holiday home in idyllic rural Italy as part of an internship.
Whilst there, seeks out gay physical activity with the professor's teenage son before buggering back off to the US to get married.
Leaves teenage boy heart broken and listening to Sufjan Stevens indie folk ballads. |
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A woman and her cat escape from a monster that eats all the blokes in a spaceship. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Toys argue about the nature of reality.
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some alien wakes up in a cold place and tries to mingle with the locals. |
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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago
Staffordshire |
A gigantic shark just wants to play with the humans and eat their boats. The humans are angered by this and attempt to kill him. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Womanising billionaire with unresolved abandonment and commitment issues blows up his dad's factory in an argument with the boss. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Guy takes off glasses, wears underpants on the outside and can fly |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Womanising billionaire with unresolved abandonment and commitment issues beats up mentally ill people at night |
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By (user no longer on site)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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From Malcolm Tucker in the thick of it
"The one about the f*cking hairdresser - the space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tin-foil pal and a peddle bin. His father's a robot and he's f*cking f*cked his sister. LEGO: They're all made of f*cking LEGO |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Innocent man wears out rock hammer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Boat sinks |
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"From Malcolm Tucker in the thick of it
"The one about the f*cking hairdresser - the space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tin-foil pal and a peddle bin. His father's a robot and he's f*cking f*cked his sister. LEGO: They're all made of f*cking LEGO"
Yep. The ALL time best synopsis of that film.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A family argument goes intergalactic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An annoying orphan with a scar gets sent to a special school and kills a teacher for touching him. |
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By *arkb73Man
over a year ago
Cheshire/Staffs |
Man who owns pub meets woman he went on holiday with. She’s married but he tries to get off with her anyway. In the end, he watches her fly off with her husband. |
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Useless young boy finds out he knows magic, is actually a jock and exceeds at sport, befriends the class clown, saves the world with help from an attractive intelligent girl who gets relegated to background noise, and then hooks up with his best mates younger sister. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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one guy survives in a film staring Mark Wahlberg
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Young boy left at home hurts grown men |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Everyone dies |
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Lots of opportunity to wear a suit, 3 good ones and one not so good.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dad Dead
Girlfriend Dead
Mother Dead
Friends Dead
Uncle Dead
Everyone Dead |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
Angry, insane man goes out on the road |
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Group of friends vow to lose their virginity before going to college, however one ends up fucking an apple pie, and another drinks spunk-infused beer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He said he’d be back and so he did. The End |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Huge fooking circus elephant gets bullied about his big ears but in the end they let him fly and he ends up top billing  |
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Hippy whose best friends with some robots saves a bunch of trees from thermo nuclear war |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Asolated man with family gets cabin fever in snowed in hotel and goes bat grazy, then tries to kill family.  |
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There’s a pirate and some treasure a few kids and a Sloth  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Four kids get sucked into a game and they must resolve something |
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It gets quite scary when the little girl talks to the television then some skeletons pop up in the swimming pool, a little old lady comes round to clean the house |
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This young girl gets caught in a tornado and suffers a trauma to her head, she then dreams about people made from different materials, she even thinks one is a lion, after a while she wakes up in bed with all the people she dreamt of are stood staring at her |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Big boat goes bang crash and sinks X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Depressd, widowed father teams up with mentally unstable woman to find his disabled son |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In a rubbish film Some guy flew a broomstick and wacked a flying ball round. |
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A load of prisoners dig a tunnel to escape a WW2 German PoW camp. Most get caught again and shot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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FBI interrogate well spoken foodie about dressmaker |
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A pile of shite about driving fast cars
Yawn!
Mostly aimed at folk with a questionable intellect... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Man and woman don’t get on
Shit happens
They fall in love |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Man gets puppy, dog dies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Old man k!dnaps boy scout in unsafe untested flying machine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The bloke was actually dead and the kid was the only one to see him. |
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Green paper & box of blonde hair dye. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A special guy loves chocolate...then gets up and starts running... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Everyone dies "
Ahahahah I know that film! XD |
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Police officer in future turns out to be robot. |
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Young person joind cult and destroys them all to rule the galaxy |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
Saw the start then fell asleep, someone said it was good. |
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Four Weddings and a Funeral - sums it up really!
Undercover British spy tells all his enemies his name so he can show off how jammy he is getting out of death-defying situations before shagging every hot woman around!
An average woman’s diary! With several sequels and appendages!
There are four turtles who have lost their grasp of reality by training as ninjas and calling each other after great artists! Not for David Attenborough fans!
There’s a silly old car which wins races by understanding its driver and being very silly - at least three times!
Michael Caine wants to vandalise some van doors and is very upset when the entire van is blown up!
‘Pussy’ is in the title with good reason!
A couple meet and fuck. A couple of women meet and have sex. A guy joins them. They all fuck and shout ‘Jesus’ very loudly to prove they’re good Christians. Then another couple meet and fuck then everyone meets and they have an orgy. Everyone lives happily ever after! There may well be over 10,000 films this describes so use your personal knowledge to figure out which ones!
There’s a panther - who’s pink! Likely story!
A King can’t speak properly. Subject of a feature film! Hard up for ideas eh?
Hollywood makes love to itself in a stupid film I can’t be arsed to watch!
One guy drives back to the wife down a long dusty road in the US. Would’ve been fine if he hadn’t overtaken a rusty old tanker which decides its revenge will be murderous! Watch Spielberg’s first film to find out what happens! |
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Strange woman muscles in on a family to become their uninvited nanny, takes the kids to unsuitable places without parents permission, including dangerous rooftop dancing , with dodgy cockney underclass, causes the father to lose his high paid job then buggers off when dad goes a bit loopy |
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There’s an iron throne that everyone wants to sit on, in spite of the obvious discomfort. A lot of people die horribly as a result and everyone’s nasty to everyone else. In the end the iron throne melts so a guy sits in a wheelchair instead - which is a great idea as it’s much more comfortable and he can move around in it much more easily. |
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A few days before Easter a dodgy bloke celebrates his success with boat trip up the Thames. Everything that can go wrong does except the boat sinking. It appears there’s not much to celebrate after all. It appears he’s not around for Easter after all!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some snakes get on a plane |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
The line goes flat. Dead American students. |
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A girl called Mary gets spunk in her fringe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Repressed gay bloke fucks about in the desert blowing turks up and off. |
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Apparently dinosaurs run around frightening kids! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The line goes flat. Dead American students. "
I love that movie.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A bloke gets stuck on a island for ages and makes a friend from a bust football |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ex governor of California gets a job teaching youngsters to catch a bad dad. |
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Some boys go for a walk to find a dead body |
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Mum going through a divorce doesn't notice an alien in the house |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Julie Andrews & some nuns sing a few songs & smuggle children. Hitler gets proper annoyed. |
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Nothing really happens at all! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some men race around Italy in mini’s |
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Alien soldiers.....Alien, The End |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Alien soldiers.....Alien, The End "
Good film that was |
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"Alien soldiers.....Alien, The End
Good film that was "
I enjoyed it.... |
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Dad dresses up as Scottish woman to see his kids |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Alien soldiers.....Alien, The End
Good film that was
I enjoyed it.... "
Was quite a short film though wasn’t it |
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"Alien soldiers.....Alien, The End
Good film that was
I enjoyed it....
Was quite a short film though wasn’t it "
Shorter than most but the plot was intense.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A loser loses in Japan city |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Crazy scientist buys an island brings back the most destructive dinosaurs ever alive then builds a theme park and lets dinos freely roam around the place.
What ever could go wrong with that idea. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Alien soldiers.....Alien, The End
Good film that was
I enjoyed it....
Was quite a short film though wasn’t it
Shorter than most but the plot was intense.... "
It made me sweaty just reading it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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2 thick cunt college siblings decide to be nosey at a demons house one has nice peepers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Man in forums does thread |
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By *offee27Man
over a year ago
Wiltshire |
Crazy old guy modifies a crap car |
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There’s a lot of shagging! Then a lull - a bit of dialogue - simple, not Shakespeare - then more shagging. Sequence repeated several times till the end. Extremely enjoyable! Recommend it if you haven’t seen it yet! |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
Two men racing in planes trains and cars. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He robs people and has a team of Merry men... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A load of people go for a boat ride. Hit something. Sinks. The end |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some furious men pinch cars fast... |
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Helicopter get shot down by terrorists.
Heli crew and terrorists shoot each other.
Heli crew gets rescued and go home. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A group of inbetweener wannabes try to get their end away.
One gives up and turns to pastryphillia.
The geek gets the girl.
Can you guess what it is yet? |
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It's not been said if they were swingers, though these couples music was the backbone to the sacharine sweet eastern Mediterranean island love and Matrimony story, showcasing some actors beyond the limits of their talent, in the Scandinavians songs. |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
The white house blows up, president and kid saved. Lots of shooting and bombs go off. |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
Small town, small boat and a big fish. Mayor has a big future ego and even bigger problems. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Then they killed Jesus  |
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By *ay68Man
over a year ago
London |
4 Scousers go to London on a train |
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By *ay68Man
over a year ago
London |
4 Scousers pretend to ski |
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By *ay68Man
over a year ago
London |
4 Scousers get animated |
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By *ay68Man
over a year ago
London |
4 Scousers ride in a bus |
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By *ay68Man
over a year ago
London |
4 Scousers sing on the roof |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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4 scousers do border line racist gags you'd never get away with now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And then the horse drowned |
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Some brave men rob a bank behind enemy lines and do dog impressions Woof Woof! |
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Young child is brainwashed in to a religious cult and commits genocide. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This dude, they kill his wife and gang bang his daughter so he shoots everyone for at least 4 movies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He said don't push me. They pushed him and it made a franchise |
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A blokes daughter gets taken
Then she gets taken again
Then .... you'll never believe it ..she only gets taken once more |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They got the band back together and created carnage everywhere they went. Saved an orphanage, but destroyed everything else. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's these little blue fuckers yeah and whatever |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This fish it got lost. And there were seagulls, and it had a love story. |
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There’s a kid and 3 guys, not as dodgy as it sounds. |
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A young man starts a relationship with an older man because he finds out from a robot that his evil father has stolen his sister who happens to be a princess.. basically it's the wizard of Oz meets the dambusters |
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During the warlords of American soldiers went to France to find one soldier, found him, took him home to his mum and dad |
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Dad turns to transvestism to reconnect with his wife and kids |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Creepy man child brings children on a tour around his company |
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Clown......kids, balloons, weird stuff.......The End |
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Man, clown costume, sore nose, kids on toast, man dies.....The End. |
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Man on unplanned beach holiday strikes up extraordinary relationship with a volleyball. |
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Murder suspect flashes vulva at cops and gets away with it. |
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Heroic white vest gets progressively dirtier as it saves hostages from Professor Snape |
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Plane, snakes, people , shit happens...The End |
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
sheffield |
Man in black suit jumps around and pervs over hot woman in black cat suit |
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Two washed up actors go on holiday by mistake. |
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Barnum, but remade with shit music as a vehicle for pretty boy actors |
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By *histlerMan
over a year ago
Guildford |
A family relationship breaks down. In space. |
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By *ony 2016Man
over a year ago
Huddersfield /derby cinemas |
Pig becomes a sheep dog |
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People shrink and then get big, that’s about it. |
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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago
Harringay |
"Boat sinks "
The reason I've never watched this three hour bullshit 'epic' |
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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago
Harringay |
Man wrongly imprisoned kindly does everyones taxes, gets sexually abused and escapes via shit pipe |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
Slutty female, lovely island, 3 potential baby daddies. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok I've got a trilogy for you
Group of mates get pissed. Feel shit next day.
Group of mates get pissed again. Feel shit next day.
Group of mates get pissed yet again. Feel shit next day. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This bloke, shaves his head, seig heils a bit, goes to prison, gets bummed by his mates, meets a black comedian. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Young woman shacks up with a bunch of short dudes in the forest |
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Man gets marooned on an island , makes friends with a volleyball, gets saved . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dumb Americans can't burn a nonce too death properly.
Neither can their kids.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mummies boy kills annoying teenagers in about 1000000 sequels |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A small fishing goes for a swim in a lake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bloke finds a gold box full of dust |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bloke goes looking for a cup with his dad |
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A bunch of G I,s are pissed off at getting $50 dollars a month so steal a load of gold with a bloke in bullet proof wagon. They all leg it to freedom very rich! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Really pissed off woman balances books after pre-nuptials go a bit tits up. |
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"Some brave men rob a bank behind enemy lines and do dog impressions Woof Woof! "
This but missed it so repeated below. Apologies!!! |
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Shirley wasn't there. Pilots and others witty travel scenes. Repeated too. |
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3 blokes try and catch a big fish...one gets eaten. Fish dies. The End. |
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By *ay68Man
over a year ago
London |
It's strictly business Mikey |
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By *ay68Man
over a year ago
London |
We've made a sequel That's better than the original |
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By *ay68Man
over a year ago
London |
Don't cast your daughter Mr Coppola |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The Jedi goes away, but then comes back. |
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People are getting killed, bloke makes them work in a factory |
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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago
hiding from cock pics. |
Ship hits iceberg, almost everybody drowned. Check out young Leonardo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Never get out of the boat! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tom hardy punches everyone and looks moody |
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People go to look at angry lizards. Someone lets the lizards loose and some of the people are eaten by the lizards |
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Men go on a boat to an island,
Catch a large Gorilla, he climbs a building, planes come and shoot down said Gorilla and dies..
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Kids agree with kids from other ethnic backgrounds that their differences should be settled with violence. The violence happens and no one really learns anything |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
Flying childminder with an umbrella |
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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"spy"...who everyone seems to know...travels a bit, has gadgets, kills, shags, goes home. |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
Two lads to to war, one goes cuckoo. The other goes to visit him afterwards. |
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So there’s this dude with special powers who gets this glowing sword thing, see.
His dad who we don’t know is his dad is bad but was good once and comes good again in the end.
They all live happily ever after then. Well, except for the dad....who dies.
The End |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
Chaps in chaps in chaps
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Borrowed this one from the chip shop awards |
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over a year ago
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Kid sees dead folk....  |
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Some geezer gets locked up for some shit which I can’t remember and spends twenty or so years digging his way out with a spoon. |
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There's a great big shark, but it doesn't look very real.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some (almost)immortal guys cut each others heads of till there's only one of them left cause there can only be one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some old American guy spends time with a young French girl and proceeds to bugger her with a knob of butter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bunch of army dudes stumble across an angry Mexican hunter in the jungle |
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So.....there’s these dudes who can fall asleep and go into other dudes dreams.
Then it gets a bit more complicated ‘cause it turns out that there’s dreams within dreams....within dreams or something. Oh and it turns out that the dudes can actually die for real whilst doing this shit.... |
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Banjo music, sore arse like a blood orange |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Set in space brother wants to shag sister. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Turns out they were eating people the whole time!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bad alien snaps finger's and everyone goes poof! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You turn 30 your hand lights up you die! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some geezer gets locked up for some shit which I can’t remember and spends twenty or so years digging his way out with a spoon. "
It was a rock hammer! |
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