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Carbon foot print of a wank...
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By *ddit... OP Man
over a year ago
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I am becoming more conscious of the environment. ..
So considering how I can reduce the carbon foot print of a wank.
There is a lot to take in.. 
1. The energy required through food. Ideally I need to be vegetarian as meet has a high carbon footprint.
2. The toilet paper used to mop up. this requires trees I guess to make the paper. And the carbon used to make it.
3. Flushing the toilet paper down the toilet. Using valuable water.
So...
I need to be vegetarian to cover off point one. And I need a willing participant to swallow my cum to cover off points 2 and 3.
Please enrol below... remember we are doing this for the future of mankind.
Any other other advise for this worthy cause is welcome.
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By *ddit... OP Man
over a year ago
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"Swallow it yourself, nobody needs to increase global warming by traveling to you to swallow.  "
I have an electric car and choose an electric supplier who only use renewable energy... I like your thinking though.. |
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By *ddit... OP Man
over a year ago
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"I wank on a tree to feed it nutrients "
Brilliant....
We should have more tree wankers on the planet...
I have an Apple Tree out the back that could do with a creamy covering.. |
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I cum into an old non-recyclable food tray, thus cutting out the paper waste & toilet flushing.. I used to pour it into my plant pot, & it seemed to thrive, so that's an alternative form of recycling you may want to pursue.
You can also cum into a Kinder egg container & bung it in the freezer, which could help at a later date if you lose your winkle in a freak combine harvester accident but still wish to have kids.. |
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By *ddit... OP Man
over a year ago
Land of the giants... ;-) |
"I cum into an old non-recyclable food tray, thus cutting out the paper waste & toilet flushing.. I used to pour it into my plant pot, & it seemed to thrive, so that's an alternative form of recycling you may want to pursue.
You can also cum into a Kinder egg container & bung it in the freezer, which could help at a later date if you lose your winkle in a freak combine harvester accident but still wish to have kids.. "
A bit deep... but most appreciated |
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By *ddit... OP Man
over a year ago
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"I like your style, though I wholeheartedly agree with the rocketiest of pocketeers.
Clam it yourself you spunky wastey!
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I may be spunky.... but wastey... I'm trying to spunk and save the planet... I fail to see your argument. ..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like your style, though I wholeheartedly agree with the rocketiest of pocketeers.
Clam it yourself you spunky wastey!
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I may be spunky.... but wastey... I'm trying to spunk and save the planet... I fail to see your argument. ..
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By not chowing down yourself!
Eat your own greens 
But really don't... not if they're green
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By *ddit... OP Man
over a year ago
Land of the giants... ;-) |
"I like your style, though I wholeheartedly agree with the rocketiest of pocketeers.
Clam it yourself you spunky wastey!
P
I may be spunky.... but wastey... I'm trying to spunk and save the planet... I fail to see your argument. ..
By not chowing down yourself!
Eat your own greens
But really don't... not if they're green
P"
There is something a little strange in the idea about drinking your own spunk...  |
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Wank less frequently and for shorter periods.
Eat your own cum, to reduce your footprint or compost it, without needing paper. If you don't consume it, you will have a further net loss of water and energy/nutrients, which can result in footprint issues.
Any guzzler should not entail much energy use, so a very local person is best. Preferably meet by natural signals, such as every several full moons - texting etc increases the problem
Keep all sweating to the minimum - see water, above. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would suggest that you shoot your load into an eco friendly storage container and use it as a moisturiser. You can keep shooting your load in each day so you get a nice amount. Your skin will look so glossy and you'll have a nice fresh spunky look. |
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