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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There are many labels on Fab and some of them are animal related.
Bulls, Foxes, Stags, Unicorns (mythical included) etc.
I just read 'Seagull' Being used to describe the male equivalent of a Unicorn and it made me chuckle.
What specific stereotypes would you like to label up anew?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Frog : A prolific Fabber who hops straight from one bed to another  "
Love it.. though I feel some more specifics may be needed to separate frogs from grasshoppers and Kangaroos. Would Roo's be Frogs with 'mummy issues' for example? |
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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago
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"There are many labels on Fab and some of them are animal related.
Bulls, Foxes, Stags, Unicorns (mythical included) etc.
I just read 'Seagull' Being used to describe the male equivalent of a Unicorn and it made me chuckle.
What specific stereotypes would you like to label up anew?
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Why seagull not one I am familiar with |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There are many labels on Fab and some of them are animal related.
Bulls, Foxes, Stags, Unicorns (mythical included) etc.
I just read 'Seagull' Being used to describe the male equivalent of a Unicorn and it made me chuckle.
What specific stereotypes would you like to label up anew?
Why seagull not one I am familiar with"
it was a joke.. someone asked what mald equivalent was and that was a tongue in cheek reply..
but accurate when you think of flocks of seagulls and their yobbish behaviour.
probably best for single male doggers as soon as a couple pull up.. "mine mine mine mine" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The (wannabee) Owls.
The ones of think they are clever and wise always trying to say the right things and feeling smug in doing so."
how would differentiate a wannabe from a an be? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Vultures-they swoop in and steal the vulnerable people before chewing them up and spitting out the leftovers. "
I see the results of their work in local status updates.. makes sad reading. |
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"The (wannabee) Owls.
The ones of think they are clever and wise always trying to say the right things and feeling smug in doing so.
how would differentiate a wannabe from a an be?"
They think they are but in fact not. |
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"There are many labels on Fab and some of them are animal related.
Bulls, Foxes, Stags, Unicorns (mythical included) etc.
I just read 'Seagull' Being used to describe the male equivalent of a Unicorn and it made me chuckle.
What specific stereotypes would you like to label up anew?
Why seagull not one I am familiar with
it was a joke.. someone asked what mald equivalent was and that was a tongue in cheek reply..
but accurate when you think of flocks of seagulls and their yobbish behaviour.
probably best for single male doggers as soon as a couple pull up.. "mine mine mine mine""
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I’m glad someone else’s asked why seagull  I was trying to work out what sexual practice could be attributed to something that poops on your head or steals your chips at the seaside |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The (wannabee) Owls.
The ones of think they are clever and wise always trying to say the right things and feeling smug in doing so.
how would differentiate a wannabe from a an be?
They think they are but in fact not."
I got that bit I meant what's the animal equivalent? If an owl is a wannabe.. then what's a be? |
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"There are many labels on Fab and some of them are animal related.
Bulls, Foxes, Stags, Unicorns (mythical included) etc.
I just read 'Seagull' Being used to describe the male equivalent of a Unicorn and it made me chuckle.
What specific stereotypes would you like to label up anew?
Why seagull not one I am familiar with
it was a joke.. someone asked what mald equivalent was and that was a tongue in cheek reply..
but accurate when you think of flocks of seagulls and their yobbish behaviour.
probably best for single male doggers as soon as a couple pull up.. "mine mine mine mine".
I’m glad someone else’s asked why seagull I was trying to work out what sexual practice could be attributed to something that poops on your head or steals your chips at the seaside "
A recent study suggests you should stare down seagulls to stop them stealing chips |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There are many labels on Fab and some of them are animal related.
Bulls, Foxes, Stags, Unicorns (mythical included) etc.
I just read 'Seagull' Being used to describe the male equivalent of a Unicorn and it made me chuckle.
What specific stereotypes would you like to label up anew?
Why seagull not one I am familiar with
it was a joke.. someone asked what mald equivalent was and that was a tongue in cheek reply..
but accurate when you think of flocks of seagulls and their yobbish behaviour.
probably best for single male doggers as soon as a couple pull up.. "mine mine mine mine".
I’m glad someone else’s asked why seagull I was trying to work out what sexual practice could be attributed to something that poops on your head or steals your chips at the seaside "
I just assumed it was because of them splattering cum all over the place |
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"The (wannabee) Owls.
The ones of think they are clever and wise always trying to say the right things and feeling smug in doing so.
how would differentiate a wannabe from a an be?
They think they are but in fact not.
I got that bit I meant what's the animal equivalent? If an owl is a wannabe.. then what's a be?"
Like a wasp but not so mental, a bit more smiley in general |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There are many labels on Fab and some of them are animal related.
Bulls, Foxes, Stags, Unicorns (mythical included) etc.
I just read 'Seagull' Being used to describe the male equivalent of a Unicorn and it made me chuckle.
What specific stereotypes would you like to label up anew?
Why seagull not one I am familiar with
it was a joke.. someone asked what mald equivalent was and that was a tongue in cheek reply..
but accurate when you think of flocks of seagulls and their yobbish behaviour.
probably best for single male doggers as soon as a couple pull up.. "mine mine mine mine".
I’m glad someone else’s asked why seagull I was trying to work out what sexual practice could be attributed to something that poops on your head or steals your chips at the seaside
A recent study suggests you should stare down seagulls to stop them stealing chips"
You’d have to be crazy. Have you seen the size of some of them? The Edinburgh ones are evil... one stole my falafel kebab right out of my hand... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The (wannabee) Owls.
The ones of think they are clever and wise always trying to say the right things and feeling smug in doing so.
how would differentiate a wannabe from a an be?
A bee is a female who does all the work while the male bee hangs around waiting to shag a queen.
They think they are but in fact not.
I got that bit I meant what's the animal equivalent? If an owl is a wannabe.. then what's a be?"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The (wannabee) Owls.
The ones of think they are clever and wise always trying to say the right things and feeling smug in doing so.
how would differentiate a wannabe from a an be?
They think they are but in fact not.
I got that bit I meant what's the animal equivalent? If an owl is a wannabe.. then what's a be?
Like a wasp but not so mental, a bit more smiley in general"
Makes sense.. Bee's be. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Skunks and Polecats: Those curious folk who for reasons best known only to themselves, absolutely refuse to bath and/or freshen up prior to any sexual relations...... "
yuck |
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"There are many labels on Fab and some of them are animal related.
Bulls, Foxes, Stags, Unicorns (mythical included) etc.
I just read 'Seagull' Being used to describe the male equivalent of a Unicorn and it made me chuckle.
What specific stereotypes would you like to label up anew?
Why seagull not one I am familiar with
it was a joke.. someone asked what mald equivalent was and that was a tongue in cheek reply..
but accurate when you think of flocks of seagulls and their yobbish behaviour.
probably best for single male doggers as soon as a couple pull up.. "mine mine mine mine".
I’m glad someone else’s asked why seagull I was trying to work out what sexual practice could be attributed to something that poops on your head or steals your chips at the seaside
A recent study suggests you should stare down seagulls to stop them stealing chips
You’d have to be crazy. Have you seen the size of some of them? The Edinburgh ones are evil... one stole my falafel kebab right out of my hand..."
I never said anything about kebab  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Funny how all these words are directed at the males "
Make some female ones then..
Bambi's - Women new to Fab who have no clue what's about to hit their inbox. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hound dogs-the men who roam around, tongue out slobbering over everyone. "
Yes! Haha. Or hyenas because they are just lying in wait for anything available |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Chickens.
Those who arrange meets and then don't turn up with no explanation That’s the best 1 i’ve seen haha "
Opossums.. the variety of chicken that play dead instead of making fantastical excuses. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've never seen anyone describe themselves as a "stag" (parties immediately before weddings notwithstanding), what's it supposed to mean?"
Think he was trying to pad out the question and was winging it, in the hope no one would notice. |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
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"I've never seen anyone describe themselves as a "stag" (parties immediately before weddings notwithstanding), what's it supposed to mean?
Think he was trying to pad out the question and was winging it, in the hope no one would notice. "
Oh, and I thought I'd discover a completely new species of wanker.
I'm disappointed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Funny how all these words are directed at the males
Make some female ones then..
Bambi's - Women new to Fab who have no clue what's about to hit their inbox."
Haha, quite apt, I remember those days x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've never seen anyone describe themselves as a "stag" (parties immediately before weddings notwithstanding), what's it supposed to mean?
Think he was trying to pad out the question and was winging it, in the hope no one would notice. "
There was me thinking you knew everything there was to know.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've never seen anyone describe themselves as a "stag" (parties immediately before weddings notwithstanding), what's it supposed to mean?"
I believe.. though correct me if I'm wrong. A Stag is the male half of a couple.. who both meet together and separately. I may be wrong though. |
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"Given the nature of Fab, I'm actually surprised that the humble panda hasn't been alluded to yet...
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Forumite who's been overdoing a bit "
Pandas and koalas already exist in swinger terminology... At least here in Ireland they do  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Given the nature of Fab, I'm actually surprised that the humble panda hasn't been alluded to yet...
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Forumite who's been overdoing a bit
Pandas and koalas already exist in swinger terminology... At least here in Ireland they do "
what are they then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Funny how all these words are directed at the males
Make some female ones then..
Bambi's - Women new to Fab who have no clue what's about to hit their inbox."
A prayng mantis a woman who eats her male partner alive
LJ |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Given the nature of Fab, I'm actually surprised that the humble panda hasn't been alluded to yet...
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Forumite who's been overdoing a bit
Pandas and koalas already exist in swinger terminology... At least here in Ireland they do "
Teach us!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Funny how all these words are directed at the males
Make some female ones then..
Bambi's - Women new to Fab who have no clue what's about to hit their inbox.
A prayng mantis a woman who eats her male partner alive
LJ"
Other peoples partners alive 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Funny how all these words are directed at the males
Make some female ones then..
Bambi's - Women new to Fab who have no clue what's about to hit their inbox.
A prayng mantis a woman who eats her male partner alive
LJ"
I hope that doesn't happen on Fab.. I imagine Snakes are experts in deep throat? Or pelican? |
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Emus.. Folk who bury their heads in the sand and don't get tested regularly
Meerkats.. Ones who just pop in to clubs to have a look.
Jack Russells.... The ones who chase everyone begging for someone to play with them, but who also dart back to previous playmates to cock their leg on whenever someone else shows any interest
Pythons... Predatory types masquerading as 'Doms' who slowly suffocate and crush the life out their meets.
Clydesdales... Those legends who can pull anything  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Funny how all these words are directed at the males
Make some female ones then..
Bambi's - Women new to Fab who have no clue what's about to hit their inbox.
A prayng mantis a woman who eats her male partner alive
LJ
Other peoples partners alive
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Most of the time but not always
LJ |
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"Given the nature of Fab, I'm actually surprised that the humble panda hasn't been alluded to yet...
B
Forumite who's been overdoing a bit
Pandas and koalas already exist in swinger terminology... At least here in Ireland they do
Teach us!
P"
A panda is a male who 'eats, shoots and leaves'... Usually a one-shot, five minute wonder.
A koala is one-shot, five minute wonder who just 'eats, shoots' but then clings on despite being incapable of recovering and repeating. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Given the nature of Fab, I'm actually surprised that the humble panda hasn't been alluded to yet...
B
Forumite who's been overdoing a bit
Pandas and koalas already exist in swinger terminology... At least here in Ireland they do
Teach us!
P
A panda is a male who 'eats, shoots and leaves'... Usually a one-shot, five minute wonder.
A koala is one-shot, five minute wonder who just 'eats, shoots' but then clings on despite being incapable of recovering and repeating."
omg those are amazing! We need a Fab Dictionary |
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