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Cock farts 2 the revenge of the foreskin
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over a year ago
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"That's not something I've ever managed with mine. Do you give lessons? Luke"
put your thumb over the tip of forskin gently stretch creating an air pocket nip the top then squeeze air out
Cock fart
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"ah ah now the queef I can play pian pian piano hang on thats not right
no it's not... I'll have you know I play it rather well..I can proper hold a note"
Me me me me meeeeeeeeee  |
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"ah ah now the queef I can play pian pian piano hang on thats not right
no it's not... I'll have you know I play it rather well..I can proper hold a note
It’s the vibrato that impresses me  "
as long as its not like a camels lips when its shaking its head |
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"ah ah now the queef I can play pian pian piano hang on thats not right
no it's not... I'll have you know I play it rather well..I can proper hold a note
It’s the vibrato that impresses me "
that I'm working myself up to |
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"ah ah now the queef I can play pian pian piano hang on thats not right
no it's not... I'll have you know I play it rather well..I can proper hold a note
It’s the vibrato that impresses me as long as its not like a camels lips when its shaking its head"
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"ah ah now the queef I can play pian pian piano hang on thats not right
no it's not... I'll have you know I play it rather well..I can proper hold a note
It’s the vibrato that impresses me as long as its not like a camels lips when its shaking its head"
If it is, maybe a comb and tissue paper would be worth playing? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’ve really tried to perfect this venerable art but still can’t get so much as a b minor note out of the thing  I think I might have a faulty member. Should I book in to see my GP?"
its like guitar i can make a sound but im no hendrix  |
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"I can hold £1.32 worth of two pence pieces in my foey is that like the african lip thing
That’s only when it’s hard  like a coin catapult?"
Yes, I draw a bullseye onto the anuseses of young virgins and see if I can hit the target from distance |
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"I can hold £1.32 worth of two pence pieces in my foey is that like the african lip thing
That’s only when it’s hard like a coin catapult?
Yes, I draw a bullseye onto the anuseses of young virgins and see if I can hit the target from distance "
thats a top skill |
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