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Give us your boring news update 6.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Its getting warmer |
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Work feels like a sauna today. At least my office has aircon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its getting warmer"
Sky news is fab |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Its getting warmer
Sky news is fab " no I meant now.I just stepped outside.sure i just saw a camel |
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"Its getting warmer
Sky news is fab no I meant now.I just stepped outside.sure i just saw a camel" Bet that gave you the right hump |
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Just collected my £23.79 winnings on the golf |
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I'm on the forums. going to run a bath in a minute i think. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just collected my £23.79 winnings on the golf " .
what will you do with the Begging letters ? |
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FFS can't find my toothbrush as usual, gonna have to get another one out (also as usual). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Im listening to the singer Mary Black |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sitting I the sun with a beer. A cloud is passing over me |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
I spilled pasta sauce on my top |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've got wind |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It's 6:15 that's the time that is always been |
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By *rReyMan
over a year ago
Fleet |
6:15 and I'm just catching the train feom Newark to London FML |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's early, it's warm and I'm just reading some shameless thread bumping. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
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"It's early, it's warm and I'm just reading some shameless thread bumping."
Bump. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's early, it's warm and I'm just reading some shameless thread bumping.
Bump."
Careful, dear. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It is 5.15pm, cold and almost dark.
I have my fire on and am cosy in my lounge. |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
"It's early, it's warm and I'm just reading some shameless thread bumping.
Bump.
Careful, dear."
Thanks, darling. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just had breakfast |
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By *ddit...Man
over a year ago
Land of the giants... ;-) |
Just put the cold tap on. Bath is slightly too warm.
Ooh. Turned it off again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just switched the kettle on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's 6:15 that's the time that is always been"
Eh no its 6.46.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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No matter how hot it gets I am not taking a cold shower... no way Jose |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just been looking out the window at the sky. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Close my eyes for 5 minutes.. wake up.. new prime minister |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I can't find my de-icer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Making coffee |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
The back of my knees are sweaty. What are they, knee pits? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Going to Asda |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've just put out the bins |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Watching midsomer murders |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've just made tomorrow's lunch and dinner |
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There's a dead moth hanging from my light |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's frosty outside. |
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Some Bloody random cat just walked through the door.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some Bloody random cat just walked through the door.... "
You've got a spare pussy...sorry, I'll fetch my coat! |
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Fancied a biscuit . Got one out took a bite then went for a pee . Came back after washing hands no sign of the biscuit was about to moan at the hound when out of the corner of my eye I see a mouse trying to fit down the gap between the fridge and the sink with what’s left of my digestive biscuit ...guess I will be buying mouse traps tomorrow x |
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"Some Bloody random cat just walked through the door....
You've got a spare pussy...sorry, I'll fetch my coat! "
you should be on stage.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some Bloody random cat just walked through the door....
You've got a spare pussy...sorry, I'll fetch my coat!
you should be on stage.... "
It left 10 minutes ago |
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"Some Bloody random cat just walked through the door....
You've got a spare pussy...sorry, I'll fetch my coat!
you should be on stage....
It left 10 minutes ago "
And here's the sidekick.... |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
I had a lovely vegan meal tonight.
No, I’m not vegan. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm wearing nothing but a towel on the sofa with my fan keeping me cool, oh and a pint of G&T |
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"I'm wearing nothing but a towel on the sofa with my fan keeping me cool, oh and a pint of G&T "
Lose the towel |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's raining here! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm going to bed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m sitting on my garden bench |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just had a cold shower |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just had fish beans and coleslaw |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
I'm wearing a t-shirt with the film poster for Thunderball on it that I bought in Asda four years ago |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I never voted in my life cos i font care im gonna get robbed by hmrc anyway |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Deciding between sandals and heels tomorrow. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ran to the shop to buy water, now I'm a sweaty mess |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Boris hasn't resigned yet i hear |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm up and I need a pee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's very early and I'm awake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The back of my knees are sweaty. What are they, knee pits? "
Yes they |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The back of my knees are sweaty. What are they, knee pits?
Yes they " 'R'? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Its cloudy today |
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Still waiting for my mate, who was supposed to be out at half past...
Nita |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
I have a slight headache, but the painkillers are downstairs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just did a little Tommy Squeaker and it smells. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I did the washing my shorts smell lovely |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't find my gym locker key |
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By *erryxxxWoman
over a year ago
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I’m trying to get a chocolate trifle to work on the train before it becomes chocolate milkshake |
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Maid just came into the room, she may gave see a bare arse...do they not knock these days? |
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I didnt sleep well and am irritable. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There are dozens of journalists outside 10 Downing Street just see if Boris comes out holding the cat |
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By *nne CallanWoman
over a year ago
Nothing to see here. Please move along. |
That pepperami i have just had was tasty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just having a new yummy cider. Actually it's not boring but exciting. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maid just came into the room, she may gave see a bare arse...do they not knock these days?" nope it's a one knuckle shuffle and straight in i got caught in the throws of f#cking one time, she came in and out straight away but got the full eyeful |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sun's out...." you're kidding |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I forgot sun cream |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Brushed my hair. With a hair brush ..not a tooth brush.. |
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Going to put my rubbish in the bin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got my fan on |
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Opened the window, made no difference. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Last day of summer tomorrow " lol yes beginning of winter |
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5 months tomorrow to Chistmas day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm eating an apple. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"5 months tomorrow to Chistmas day " ...
should we put our sprouts on now,on a low
light |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm really bloody hot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm still hot..... |
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"I'm really bloody hot "
Yes, yes you are! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm really bloody hot " ..
will you get away from the mirror |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ive just seen a male blackbird |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm about to make coffee number two read and weep |
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Exactly 5 months until Christmas
Argos Autumn/Winter catalogue out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Exactly 5 months until Christmas
Argos Autumn/Winter catalogue out " Happy Christmas |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Its sunny |
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By *manaWoman
over a year ago
Basingstoke |
My underboob is sweaty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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30 degrees minimum here today love it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's pretty cool in my office, where I'm going to spend the entire morning, then melt in the car as I go to a meeting...
x Niki |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Managed to give my old rusty garden table to the scrap man. Not cluttering my back passage any more. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a fan in my bedroom |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Better feed the pets. |
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over a year ago
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
I'm going to the shop soon. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Burnt my feet |
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The aircon in my car has stopped working... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Burnt my titties "
Do you need a hand |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Burnt my titties " .
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All Three ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Burnt my titties .
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All Three !"
She is a little different |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Opened a window;
blue bottles have come in to criticise the room |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Took a hair out of my mouth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am sunbathing and covered in dirt |
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It's hot, I'm sweating.
My clients are dropping like flies today |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just had a Cornetto. |
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"I just had a Cornetto." I'm actually jealous |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just got home from work |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just had a Cornetto. I'm actually jealous "
I would have saved you a lick if you'd asked |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's hot |
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I'm working with my feet I a bucket of cold water |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Boring news: Hrglass's age filters are 6 years too high |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On bus.... smells like sweat and tears
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just had two sloe gin shots mmmmm |
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Today I passed the IPC-A-600 qualification to become a Certified IPC Specialist. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Today I passed the IPC-A-600 qualification to become a Certified IPC Specialist." Well done you
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"Today I passed the IPC-A-600 qualification to become a Certified IPC Specialist.Well done you " Flipping hell IPC!! |
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Getting ready to enjoy today's adventures..but 1st a hit of Mary J. As my thoughts dirft. |
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Getting ready to enjoy today's adventures..but 1st a hit of Mary J. As my thoughts dirft. |
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Got to go out to a meeting shortly.
Its half an hour in the car.
Is it even worth showering?
It's not a fab meet btw
Jo x |
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"Today I passed the IPC-A-600 qualification to become a Certified IPC Specialist.Well done you Flipping hell IPC!! "
Cheers folks, I'm well chuffed |
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"Today I passed the IPC-A-600 qualification to become a Certified IPC Specialist.Well done you Flipping hell IPC!!
Cheers folks, I'm well chuffed Well done IPC? Is it Internal Pussy Checker? "
I wish lol. After male escort the next job I want to do is gynaecology
In all seriousness though, it's an international standard for printed circuit board quality so pretty dull really. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pool is empty apart from 1 swimmer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Today's workplace injury (sounds mad to those with a regular job I know, but cuts, bruises and bits getting crushed as well as strains happen to most in my occupation every day) was a few layers of skin ripped from the lower 6" of my right calf and shooting the red stuff everywhere which stung like a bitch as I imagine most would think obvious!
But I managed to buy bandages, gauze pads and TCP for under a tenner! Result there at least!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Today I passed the IPC-A-600 qualification to become a Certified IPC Specialist."
.."you got an ology" ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I hear thunder |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
south east |
Finally finished work for the day time to walk the doggies |
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Eating the wings of the chicken |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm stuffed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rain and thunder now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve just been for a shower " Wow pic or its not true |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I should take my clothes off finally. |
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"I’ve just been for a shower Wow pic or its not true "
Done |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve just been for a shower Wow pic or its not true
Done " lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Air con working great chilly bedroom. Bliss |
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"I’ve just been for a shower Wow pic or its not true
Done lol "
So glad nobody told you they had been for a no.2 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I need it now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I should take my clothes off finally." .
what ! you kept them on in the swimming pool.. well I'll go to the foot of our stairs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve just been for a shower Wow pic or its not true
Done lol
So glad nobody told you they had been for a no.2 " Well Boris has gone for a number 10 and got it |
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"I’ve just been for a shower Wow pic or its not true
Done lol
So glad nobody told you they had been for a no.2 Well Boris has gone for a number 10 and got it "
To be honest there is as much no2s come out his mouth as his ass!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I should take my clothes off finally..
what ! you kept them on in the swimming pool.. well I'll go to the foot of our stairs."
No. I had my bikini on earlier. I came home since, in my shorts and top. Too relaxed to take it all off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just like everyone else, bikini on enjoying the whether |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve just been for a shower Wow pic or its not true
Done lol
So glad nobody told you they had been for a no.2 Well Boris has gone for a number 10 and got it
To be honest there is as much no2s come out his mouth as his ass!! " Hey how can he be any worse than Teresa may or may not? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m wondering. Do women have loins? |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
My armpits have finally stopped sweating |
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"I’ve just been for a shower Wow pic or its not true
Done lol
So glad nobody told you they had been for a no.2 Well Boris has gone for a number 10 and got it
To be honest there is as much no2s come out his mouth as his ass!! Hey how can he be any worse than Teresa may or may not? "
Well we are about I find out and who knows maybe he will surprise us |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve just been for a shower Wow pic or its not true
Done lol
So glad nobody told you they had been for a no.2 Well Boris has gone for a number 10 and got it
To be honest there is as much no2s come out his mouth as his ass!! Hey how can he be any worse than Teresa may or may not?
Well we are about I find out and who knows maybe he will surprise us " yes maybe he will he's definitely a people person |
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By *rReyMan
over a year ago
Fleet |
Leaving a sweat outline on my sofa |
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"I’ve just been for a shower Wow pic or its not true
Done lol
So glad nobody told you they had been for a no.2 Well Boris has gone for a number 10 and got it
To be honest there is as much no2s come out his mouth as his ass!! Hey how can he be any worse than Teresa may or may not?
Well we are about I find out and who knows maybe he will surprise us yes maybe he will he's definitely a people person "
He does have distinctive social skills |
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