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I NEED MY COCK USED 24/7? ANY FEMALE XX
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I actually don’t think it’s physically possible for it to be used 24/7. I could be wrong though. Perhaps check with google. "
Unless you re an animal...but not that much lol, I think rabbits mating sessions lasts seconds xD so I guess you could get few more in ahahaha |
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"Could use it for a door stop I suppose or a doorbell? touch it and you can get a nice shouty noise to alert everyone?"
It could be one of those joke doorbells... Touch it & get squirted in the eye  |
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"Could use it for a door stop I suppose or a doorbell? touch it and you can get a nice shouty noise to alert everyone?
It could be one of those joke doorbells... Touch it & get squirted in the eye "
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By *hilly85 OP Man
over a year ago
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"Could use it for a door stop I suppose or a doorbell? touch it and you can get a nice shouty noise to alert everyone?
It could be one of those joke doorbells... Touch it & get squirted in the eye "
maybe i should get a flower to put around it, it might look prettier x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"HAS ANYONE GOT A COIL PACK SUITABLE FOR AN ULTRASPARK ELECTRONIC IGNITION SYSTEM? PM ME PLEASE!
just wondering if this works.. "
There’s probably a few women in here with coils lol |
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"Could use it for a door stop I suppose or a doorbell? touch it and you can get a nice shouty noise to alert everyone?
It could be one of those joke doorbells... Touch it & get squirted in the eye
maybe i should get a flower to put around it, it might look prettier x"
Ooooh I could use it as a vase, I have a habit of putting things in willies....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I cut it off and drill some holes in it and use it as a flute?
I don't think I have enough puff for 24/7 though.
I'll help with the puff"
Awesome! We could flatten his balls and use them as cymbals? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"maybe i can offer breaks... no pay."
Now you’re talking. Are we talking UK or further afield? And can I bring friends? Will there be spending money included? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I cut it off and drill some holes in it and use it as a flute?
I don't think I have enough puff for 24/7 though.
I'll help with the puff
Awesome! We could flatten his balls and use them as cymbals? "
Cymballs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"IM AM SO HORNY!!!"
BREAKING NEWS;
A man on a swinging site is horny, more on this later and now Tom with the weather, what’s it looking like out there Tom ?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ladies, you're eating him alive! Lol give him the chance to explain himself...maybe he tried to say:
At this moment in time, I feel very naughty, and my optimism on being super powered is driven by my dopamine being sky high...plus, I have a big cock, and all women love it. Am I right OP |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Press reply and quote so we know who you're responding to
He can’t, he’s HORNY!!!!!!!!!
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Ah, my mistake 
The ability to think rationally goes out the window when one is SO HORNY!!!!!!!! |
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"IM AM SO HORNY!!!
BREAKING NEWS;
A man on a swinging site is horny, more on this later and now Tom with the weather, what’s it looking like out there Tom ?!"
It's HARD to tell. There may be HARD scattered showers but later they may turn SOFT |
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"Is the cock made of chocolate tho?
it wont melt so im guessing not..."
That's a shame, I really love those chocolate ones, the rock ones off the prom are OK tho they're not so sickly & can such those for longer |
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By *hilly85 OP Man
over a year ago
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"Press reply and quote so we know who you're responding to
He can’t, he’s HORNY!!!!!!!!!
Ah, my mistake
The ability to think rationally goes out the window when one is SO HORNY!!!!!!!!"
literally all sense is lost until the taste of pussy is here arghhh! |
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By *hilly85 OP Man
over a year ago
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"Is the cock made of chocolate tho?
it wont melt so im guessing not...
That's a shame, I really love those chocolate ones, the rock ones off the prom are OK tho they're not so sickly & can such those for longer"
24/7 longer? ill set up a stand on the prom. |
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We think he’s telling fibs... the 30th March pic isn’t looking particularly horny... maybe it’s just 23/6 (the other 25 hours being time spent on the loo... or recovering after a rather nasty doorbell incident) |
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By *hilly85 OP Man
over a year ago
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"We think he’s telling fibs... the 30th March pic isn’t looking particularly horny... maybe it’s just 23/6 (the other 25 hours being time spent on the loo... or recovering after a rather nasty doorbell incident)"
im telling the truth in the 25th hour of the day, you foiled me... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"24 minutes 7 seconds.
Impressive.
i could go longer...
Fuck that, he's usually in a cab once I got mine.
is that how long it takes to make you cum? 24 minutes plus 7 seconds?"
7 seconds is enough, I want you gone after that. |
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By *hilly85 OP Man
over a year ago
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"24 minutes 7 seconds.
Impressive.
i could go longer...
Fuck that, he's usually in a cab once I got mine.
is that how long it takes to make you cum? 24 minutes plus 7 seconds?
7 seconds is enough, I want you gone after that."
where we meeting? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"24 minutes 7 seconds.
Impressive.
i could go longer...
Fuck that, he's usually in a cab once I got mine.
is that how long it takes to make you cum? 24 minutes plus 7 seconds?
7 seconds is enough, I want you gone after that.
where we meeting?"
Out the back of Lidl. By the dumpsters. |
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By *hilly85 OP Man
over a year ago
birmingham |
"24 minutes 7 seconds.
Impressive.
i could go longer...
Fuck that, he's usually in a cab once I got mine.
is that how long it takes to make you cum? 24 minutes plus 7 seconds?
7 seconds is enough, I want you gone after that.
where we meeting?
Out the back of Lidl. By the dumpsters."
where we usually meet, just say that. |
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"24 minutes 7 seconds.
Impressive.
i could go longer...
Fuck that, he's usually in a cab once I got mine.
is that how long it takes to make you cum? 24 minutes plus 7 seconds?
7 seconds is enough, I want you gone after that."
he best bring his A game |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"24 minutes 7 seconds.
Impressive.
i could go longer...
Fuck that, he's usually in a cab once I got mine.
is that how long it takes to make you cum? 24 minutes plus 7 seconds?
7 seconds is enough, I want you gone after that.
he best bring his A game "
It's usually how long those who claim to be horny 24/7 last |
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By *hilly85 OP Man
over a year ago
birmingham |
"24 minutes 7 seconds.
Impressive.
i could go longer...
Fuck that, he's usually in a cab once I got mine.
is that how long it takes to make you cum? 24 minutes plus 7 seconds?
7 seconds is enough, I want you gone after that.
he best bring his A game "
she better be ready... |
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By *hilly85 OP Man
over a year ago
birmingham |
"24 minutes 7 seconds.
Impressive.
i could go longer...
Fuck that, he's usually in a cab once I got mine.
is that how long it takes to make you cum? 24 minutes plus 7 seconds?
7 seconds is enough, I want you gone after that.
he best bring his A game
It's usually how long those who claim to be horny 24/7 last "
it was more a cry for help than a brag.. just to clear the air, im so horny x |
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"I'll pass 
you look great wish you would stick..
Not had enough Smirnoff
ill get the round in...
Liking this guy he's funny
smirnoff it is... x"
I said you was funny. Could never drink that much Smirnoff |
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By *hilly85 OP Man
over a year ago
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"I'll pass
you look great wish you would stick..
Not had enough Smirnoff
ill get the round in...
Liking this guy he's funny
smirnoff it is... x
I said you was funny. Could never drink that much Smirnoff "
you still have to see me dance and move you might not need it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i need to taste pussy
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Oh ok then, I'll let you taste my pussy.
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Hubbys cock is covered in it.
Double bonus, you get to taste the pussy. He gets a 2nd blowjob. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i need to taste pussy
Oh ok then, I'll let you taste my pussy.
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Hubbys cock is covered in it.
Double bonus, you get to taste the pussy. He gets a 2nd blowjob. "
What an offer OP!!
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"I'll pass
you look great wish you would stick..
Not had enough Smirnoff
ill get the round in...
Liking this guy he's funny
smirnoff it is... x
I said you was funny. Could never drink that much Smirnoff
you still have to see me dance and move you might not need it "
Trust me is need it |
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"maybe i can offer breaks... no pay."
That probably won’t help your cause. I knew a guy a few years ago who blew part of a massive inheritance by taking a whole month off work and employing six hot prostitutes on a rota to keep him pleasured 24/7 the entire month! After the month he complained about a lack of sleep, lack of money and that when he had slept, he’d missed the fun he’d paid for! Think he was a bit sore too! I think it eventually dawned on him that 24/7 sex isn’t really natural, however appetising it may seem!
If you’ll get a rota free of charge at least you’ll keep your money and won’t have to pay extra for their VAT, business tax, website costs, National Security etc. but you may find filling the rota a challenge! |
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"maybe i can offer breaks... no pay.
That probably won’t help your cause. I knew a guy a few years ago who blew part of a massive inheritance by taking a whole month off work and employing six hot prostitutes on a rota to keep him pleasured 24/7 the entire month! After the month he complained about a lack of sleep, lack of money and that when he had slept, he’d missed the fun he’d paid for! Think he was a bit sore too! I think it eventually dawned on him that 24/7 sex isn’t really natural, however appetising it may seem!
If you’ll get a rota free of charge at least you’ll keep your money and won’t have to pay extra for their VAT, business tax, website costs, National Security etc. but you may find filling the rota a challenge! "
You're a supervisor or manager ain't ya  |
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"maybe i can offer breaks... no pay.
That probably won’t help your cause. I knew a guy a few years ago who blew part of a massive inheritance by taking a whole month off work and employing six hot prostitutes on a rota to keep him pleasured 24/7 the entire month! After the month he complained about a lack of sleep, lack of money and that when he had slept, he’d missed the fun he’d paid for! Think he was a bit sore too! I think it eventually dawned on him that 24/7 sex isn’t really natural, however appetising it may seem!
If you’ll get a rota free of charge at least you’ll keep your money and won’t have to pay extra for their VAT, business tax, website costs, National Security etc. but you may find filling the rota a challenge! You're a supervisor or manager ain't ya "
No, but it was my boss! Fortunately, he took a whole month holiday or he’d have been fired! |
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