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By *ed-monkey OP   Couple  over a year ago

Hailsham

So .. in the spirit of equality, and 'cos it was mentioned in another thread?

Does vaginal size matter?

Ever find yourself hitting the stops before you fully park the bus?

Find that the gap is just too tight to squeeze in?

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By *orthyorkypairCouple  over a year ago

North Yorkshire

doesnt really matter if the size does matter you get what your born with just the same as cock ( despite all the dumb threads on here discussing them lol ) and on thet subjest i dont want me stop hitting anyway! if fecking hurts!!!! lol

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Yup, I'm totally inadequate. Woe, woe.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Echo......... echo.................echo...................

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have a shallow vag and nobody wants to meet me

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By *adeiteWoman  over a year ago

Stafford

Ahh yes. Every man I've fucked has commented "fuck me that's tight" seems like it does matter afterall

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By *ed-monkey OP   Couple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"I have a shallow vag and nobody wants to meet me "

Now Nell ... we all know it's not about the depth

With that revelation you'll now be beating off the dicks I'm sure ... so to speak

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ve got a fanny like an empty headlock

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By *ed-monkey OP   Couple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"I’ve got a fanny like an empty headlock "

Wtf??

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By *orthyorkypairCouple  over a year ago

North Yorkshire


"Ahh yes. Every man I've fucked has commented "fuck me that's tight" seems like it does matter afterall "

bloody hell they will moan about anything!!! have a flue like the tyne tunnel and they moan its like dangling a worm in a bucket! give em a nice tight one and its too fecking tight!!!! lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's a lock and key situation for me. Some keys are more universal than others - the little ones have room to waggle around, the tight but just fits might manage to turn the lock and the lock-pickers concentrate and use their skill. But, if my lock is too small for the key to get in then it's not that much fun for anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All women have a shallow vage.

None of them can take 6 inch

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By *ed-monkey OP   Couple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"Ahh yes. Every man I've fucked has commented "fuck me that's tight" seems like it does matter afterall

bloody hell they will moan about anything!!! have a flue like the tyne tunnel and they moan its like dangling a worm in a bucket! give em a nice tight one and its too fecking tight!!!! lol "

Wow .. flue like the tyne tunnel???

This thread is really opening the eyes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"All women have a shallow vage.

None of them can take 6 inch"

You've been with all the women?

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I get the ones who want to pound all the way in and are angry with me when they hit my cervix and I tell them to slow down. Totally my fault. I need a vag extension.

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman  over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

Nope...one size fits all

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By *entleman55Man  over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r


"Ahh yes. Every man I've fucked has commented "fuck me that's tight" seems like it does matter afterall

bloody hell they will moan about anything!!! have a flue like the tyne tunnel and they moan its like dangling a worm in a bucket! give em a nice tight one and its too fecking tight!!!! lol "

Spot on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"All women have a shallow vage.

None of them can take 6 inch

You've been with all the women? "

I've been with quite alot.

Enough to give decent statistical survey.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hey, so am I. Fancy getting acqainted

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"All women have a shallow vage.

None of them can take 6 inch

You've been with all the women?

I've been with quite alot.

Enough to give decent statistical survey.

"

800+ You have been busy.

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip

I (Luke) have had sex with somebody who had a bit of a wizard's sleeve down there and the lack of tightness made stimulation difficult but we got there in the end.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch

Take your time, everything fits, don’t be in a rush

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I get the ones who want to pound all the way in and are angry with me when they hit my cervix and I tell them to slow down. Totally my fault. I need a vag extension. "

I don't have a cervix and imagine them getting sucked into a void and floating around my body forever more.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I get the ones who want to pound all the way in and are angry with me when they hit my cervix and I tell them to slow down. Totally my fault. I need a vag extension.

I don't have a cervix and imagine them getting sucked into a void and floating around my body forever more. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes the tigher the beetter the pussy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yes the tigher the beetter the pussy"
only men with little dicks day that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m ‘exceedingly tight’

To the point where no matter how wet I am, how much lube is used, if I’m fucked by someone clueless or too hard, I could tear.

And what winds me up is that men don’t believe me. Why on earth is it a challenge to ‘ruin me’ ? Why on earth would I find it a turn on?!

It’s literally happened on a meet and all he said was ‘oh...I didn’t realise you were serious’ aye did you not?! Despite fucking me and commenting on how tight I was?!

Sex can hurt a lot. Meh.

So yeaaaaaaah size matters

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yes the tigher the beetter the pussy"

No no no no no

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By *ed-monkey OP   Couple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"Yes the tigher the beetter the pussy

No no no no no"

That'll be a no then

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

If I require full abseiling gear then possibly yes....

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I’m ‘exceedingly tight’

To the point where no matter how wet I am, how much lube is used, if I’m fucked by someone clueless or too hard, I could tear.

And what winds me up is that men don’t believe me. Why on earth is it a challenge to ‘ruin me’ ? Why on earth would I find it a turn on?!

It’s literally happened on a meet and all he said was ‘oh...I didn’t realise you were serious’ aye did you not?! Despite fucking me and commenting on how tight I was?!

Sex can hurt a lot. Meh.

So yeaaaaaaah size matters "

This just in: people know their own bodies. Listen to them. Believe them. Even young women!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"All women have a shallow vage.

None of them can take 6 inch"

You keep telling yourself that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m ‘exceedingly tight’

To the point where no matter how wet I am, how much lube is used, if I’m fucked by someone clueless or too hard, I could tear.

And what winds me up is that men don’t believe me. Why on earth is it a challenge to ‘ruin me’ ? Why on earth would I find it a turn on?!

It’s literally happened on a meet and all he said was ‘oh...I didn’t realise you were serious’ aye did you not?! Despite fucking me and commenting on how tight I was?!

Sex can hurt a lot. Meh.

So yeaaaaaaah size matters "

So you got a mr kipling vagina

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yes the tigher the beetter the pussy"

Sometimes but I've actually had a really horrid one that was REALLY tight....

I think her husband never fucked her and i was the first one after her divorce.

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By *ed-monkey OP   Couple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"I’m ‘exceedingly tight’

To the point where no matter how wet I am, how much lube is used, if I’m fucked by someone clueless or too hard, I could tear.

And what winds me up is that men don’t believe me. Why on earth is it a challenge to ‘ruin me’ ? Why on earth would I find it a turn on?!

It’s literally happened on a meet and all he said was ‘oh...I didn’t realise you were serious’ aye did you not?! Despite fucking me and commenting on how tight I was?!

Sex can hurt a lot. Meh.

So yeaaaaaaah size matters

This just in: people know their own bodies. Listen to them. Believe them. Even young women! "

Who knew??

Talking... before or during sex?? This is heresy!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m ‘exceedingly tight’

To the point where no matter how wet I am, how much lube is used, if I’m fucked by someone clueless or too hard, I could tear.

And what winds me up is that men don’t believe me. Why on earth is it a challenge to ‘ruin me’ ? Why on earth would I find it a turn on?!

It’s literally happened on a meet and all he said was ‘oh...I didn’t realise you were serious’ aye did you not?! Despite fucking me and commenting on how tight I was?!

Sex can hurt a lot. Meh.

So yeaaaaaaah size matters

This just in: people know their own bodies. Listen to them. Believe them. Even young women! "

Whenever this kinda thing pops up on the forum and I post his, I have men telling me I’m wrong, or that it’s turn on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

O you say my cock is too wee ? For women

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yes the tigher the beetter the pussy

Sometimes but I've actually had a really horrid one that was REALLY tight....

I think her husband never fucked her and i was the first one after her divorce.

"

Do you ACTUALLY think that? Really?

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands


"All women have a shallow vage.

None of them can take 6 inch"

Apart from when that Baby comes out

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Who needs physical limits or preferences.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I’m ‘exceedingly tight’

To the point where no matter how wet I am, how much lube is used, if I’m fucked by someone clueless or too hard, I could tear.

And what winds me up is that men don’t believe me. Why on earth is it a challenge to ‘ruin me’ ? Why on earth would I find it a turn on?!

It’s literally happened on a meet and all he said was ‘oh...I didn’t realise you were serious’ aye did you not?! Despite fucking me and commenting on how tight I was?!

Sex can hurt a lot. Meh.

So yeaaaaaaah size matters

This just in: people know their own bodies. Listen to them. Believe them. Even young women!

Whenever this kinda thing pops up on the forum and I post his, I have men telling me I’m wrong, or that it’s turn on "

Arsehole filters. Use them. Love them.

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By *ed-monkey OP   Couple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"All women have a shallow vage.

None of them can take 6 inch Apart from when that Baby comes out "

You realise I totally blame you for this thread

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

Old Roy Chubby Brown joke,

“Your organs a bit small”

“I didn’t know I’d be playing in the Royal Albert Hall”

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

some like meat , some are Vagitarian

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By *ream3.14159Man  over a year ago

Here & there

No, depth and tightness don't matter but who's adhered to does isn't that how the saying goes!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yes the tigher the beetter the pussy

Sometimes but I've actually had a really horrid one that was REALLY tight....

I think her husband never fucked her and i was the first one after her divorce.

"

You do know that the more turned on a woman gets the more her chuff relaxes and gets a "wide on" to accommodate the incoming cock.

Could be that you'd not really turned her on.... can't imagine why that would be

Some genuinely are tighter than others and hers could be one of them, maybe not for lack of fucking - she probably masturbated.

P

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"No, depth and tightness don't matter but who's adhered to does isn't that how the saying goes!"

No but really you guys just say that, tell me the truth, is my pussy good enough for you?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No, depth and tightness don't matter but who's adhered to does isn't that how the saying goes!"

Of course it matters

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By *ream3.14159Man  over a year ago

Here & there


"No, depth and tightness don't matter but who's adhered to does isn't that how the saying goes!

No but really you guys just say that, tell me the truth, is my pussy good enough for you?! "

Can't tell by looking, need to have a go and let you know after

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"No, depth and tightness don't matter but who's adhered to does isn't that how the saying goes!

No but really you guys just say that, tell me the truth, is my pussy good enough for you?!

Can't tell by looking, need to have a go and let you know after "

I'm alright, thanks.

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple  over a year ago

Chester


"Old Roy Chubby Brown joke,

“Your organs a bit small”

“I didn’t know I’d be playing in the Royal Albert Hall” "

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By *uciyassMan  over a year ago

Leeds

I like to use my knee for sizing before any sexi times start anything smaller than my knee can feck off

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"So .. in the spirit of equality, and 'cos it was mentioned in another thread?

Does vaginal size matter?

Ever find yourself hitting the stops before you fully park the bus?

Find that the gap is just too tight to squeeze in?

"

If, like me, you've only got a teeny tiny tic tac cock, this is never a problem.

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By *ed-monkey OP   Couple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"So .. in the spirit of equality, and 'cos it was mentioned in another thread?

Does vaginal size matter?

Ever find yourself hitting the stops before you fully park the bus?

Find that the gap is just too tight to squeeze in?

If, like me, you've only got a teeny tiny tic tac cock, this is never a problem.

"

Aw Byron ... don't put yourself down ..

There's people queuing to do it for you

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"So .. in the spirit of equality, and 'cos it was mentioned in another thread?

Does vaginal size matter?

Ever find yourself hitting the stops before you fully park the bus?

Find that the gap is just too tight to squeeze in?

If, like me, you've only got a teeny tiny tic tac cock, this is never a problem.

Aw Byron ... don't put yourself down ..

There's people queuing to do it for you "

Baddum tshhhhh.

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By *ed-monkey OP   Couple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"So .. in the spirit of equality, and 'cos it was mentioned in another thread?

Does vaginal size matter?

Ever find yourself hitting the stops before you fully park the bus?

Find that the gap is just too tight to squeeze in?

If, like me, you've only got a teeny tiny tic tac cock, this is never a problem.

Aw Byron ... don't put yourself down ..

There's people queuing to do it for you

Baddum tshhhhh. "

I'm here all week .. try the veal

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"So .. in the spirit of equality, and 'cos it was mentioned in another thread?

Does vaginal size matter?

Ever find yourself hitting the stops before you fully park the bus?

Find that the gap is just too tight to squeeze in?

If, like me, you've only got a teeny tiny tic tac cock, this is never a problem.

Aw Byron ... don't put yourself down ..

There's people queuing to do it for you

Baddum tshhhhh.

I'm here all week .. try the veal "

Awwwwwwgh, yerr a tooph crowd.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve got a fanny like an empty headlock

Wtf?? "

Oops this thread is more serious than I thought . Pass my coat

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By *ed-monkey OP   Couple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"I’ve got a fanny like an empty headlock

Wtf??

Oops this thread is more serious than I thought . Pass my coat "

I thought it wasn't taking the direction I thought it would ... forums huh?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sometimes mine is as tight as a mouses earhole, others I can fire out traffic cones.

Not sure about depth, can't be that deep surely? I'm only 4'11

P

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

Yes, I’m not going anywhere near someone who has a wizards sleeve.

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Yes, I’m not going anywhere near someone who has a wizards sleeve."

How will be you know until you get close?

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38

Hmmmm in not sure about this although I've often thought is it in

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By *o_eye_deerMan  over a year ago

The South Near That London


"All women have a shallow vage.

None of them can take 6 inch"

I think you meant, none of them want want to take your 6 inches.

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By *ed-monkey OP   Couple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"Hmmmm in not sure about this although I've often thought is it in "

How dare you ...

Oh wait ... you can't mean me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yes the tigher the beetter the pussy

Sometimes but I've actually had a really horrid one that was REALLY tight....

I think her husband never fucked her and i was the first one after her divorce.

"

maybe Google is your friend here...vaginismus

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman  over a year ago
Forum Mod

My Own Little World


"All women have a shallow vage.

None of them can take 6 inch"

A womans vagina lengthens when she is sexually aroused.

Just saying.

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By *ed and WolfieCouple  over a year ago

Gravesend

I don’t know about anyone else but the depth changes with my cycle , deep sex can be comfortable and equally uncomfortable at different times.

That said I have a pretty regular sized vagina I believe.

Not a loose as a wizards sleeve not so tight that you can’t slip a finger in.

I Like to think I’m fairly tight but have had two children though so know I can stretch if required.

There are people who have genuinely inflexible vaginas though so always trust a women to know their own limitations

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North


"Yes, I’m not going anywhere near someone who has a wizards sleeve.

How will be you know until you get close?

"

If it looks like a donkey’s yawn then it’s probably too big for me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yes, I’m not going anywhere near someone who has a wizards sleeve.

How will be you know until you get close?

If it looks like a donkey’s yawn then it’s probably too big for me "

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"Hmmmm in not sure about this although I've often thought is it in

How dare you ...

Oh wait ... you can't mean me "

I think that we will be perfect fit

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By *ed-monkey OP   Couple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"Hmmmm in not sure about this although I've often thought is it in

How dare you ...

Oh wait ... you can't mean me

I think that we will be perfect fit "

Proof in the eating?

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By *iss SJWoman  over a year ago

Hull


"So .. in the spirit of equality, and 'cos it was mentioned in another thread?

Does vaginal size matter?

Ever find yourself hitting the stops before you fully park the bus?

Find that the gap is just too tight to squeeze in?

"

Well I was just going to check with a sky remote but I appear to have misplaced it.

As long as you don’t have to tie a plank to your arse to stop you from falling in, it shouldn’t really be an issue I reckon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m useless as a woman. I can’t deep throat or take deep thrusts in my vagina. Armpit anyone?

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By *ed-monkey OP   Couple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"So .. in the spirit of equality, and 'cos it was mentioned in another thread?

Does vaginal size matter?

Ever find yourself hitting the stops before you fully park the bus?

Find that the gap is just too tight to squeeze in?

Well I was just going to check with a sky remote but I appear to have misplaced it.

As long as you don’t have to tie a plank to your arse to stop you from falling in, it shouldn’t really be an issue I reckon "

Can of Lynx handy? Africa of course

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve got a fanny like an empty headlock "

definitely the best kind

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By *iss SJWoman  over a year ago

Hull


"So .. in the spirit of equality, and 'cos it was mentioned in another thread?

Does vaginal size matter?

Ever find yourself hitting the stops before you fully park the bus?

Find that the gap is just too tight to squeeze in?

Well I was just going to check with a sky remote but I appear to have misplaced it.

As long as you don’t have to tie a plank to your arse to stop you from falling in, it shouldn’t really be an issue I reckon

Can of Lynx handy? Africa of course "

I’m from Hull luv, we don’t have that fancy scmancy perfume for men up here. I’ve only got a sky remote because I robbed it from a mates house down south.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve got a fanny like an empty headlock "
.

that's the best synonym on here for ages

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Sometimes mine is as tight as a mouses earhole, others I can fire out traffic cones.

Not sure about depth, can't be that deep surely? I'm only 4'11

P"

You've got small hands though, makes the old boy look bigger.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hmmmm in not sure about this although I've often thought is it in "

Yep, I recall you saying that.. just as I was putting my boxers back on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sometimes mine is as tight as a mouses earhole, others I can fire out traffic cones.

Not sure about depth, can't be that deep surely? I'm only 4'11

P

You've got small hands though, makes the old boy look bigger....."

Exactly! B has a micro penis and see how big they make his look!

P

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By *r.J-Miss.BCouple  over a year ago

Northampton

Personally reckon length is a waste...

Ok so it's Mr. speaking and fair enough I may not have a plethora of women, with whom i may have been amorous with, but as a general rule those I have involve holding back... and with experience find that some positions are just too much :/

And from a blokes perspective it can be frustrating, not in a selfish way but more so confusing I don't think I'm huge but have definitely found too deep is too much, yet the way society has us believe as we mature, size matters and hence forth it's a kinda frustration brought on by confusion and the underlying desire just to please and not injure!

Obviously never experienced the discomfort a stabbed cervix can induce but do know how it can cause cease to enjoyment...

So from a blokes point of view

No, it matters not

But it is confusing lol and fits involve restraint and sensitivity, but then shouldn't all fun? Even the most depraved and naughty?

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Sometimes mine is as tight as a mouses earhole, others I can fire out traffic cones.

Not sure about depth, can't be that deep surely? I'm only 4'11

P

You've got small hands though, makes the old boy look bigger.....

Exactly! B has a micro penis and see how big they make his look!

P"

I

Don't

Want

To

Look

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

If you've only got a tiny cock, just tongue punch their fart box and give 'em a good finger blasting.

*romantic

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"All women have a shallow vage.

None of them can take 6 inch

You've been with all the women?

I've been with quite alot.

Enough to give decent statistical survey.

"

Not sure that's the case.

Statistically you would have had to research in your thousands before you could report your findings

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Only if I try to fill it with a 12" meatball marinara. I'm a kinky bitch for whom size matters then.

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Only if I try to fill it with a 12" meatball marinara. I'm a kinky bitch for whom size matters then."

Is there a vegetarian alternative?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve got a fanny like an empty headlock "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Only if I try to fill it with a 12" meatball marinara. I'm a kinky bitch for whom size matters then.

Is there a vegetarian alternative? "

Possibly, made with something nasty like falafels or quorn *shudders*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Use the fucking ass

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Use the fucking ass "
appropriate if one is ‘hung’ like a donkey.

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

It did in Prisoner Cell Block H

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"It did in Prisoner Cell Block H "

I heard that old Lizzie Birdsworth could stash a whole pharmaceutical cabinet in hers.....

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By *oeofsussexMan  over a year ago

Eastbourne

If a guy says vag size matters he’s either talking bollocks or he’s lying! if he complains he deserves ditching!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If a guy says vag size matters he’s either talking bollocks or he’s lying! if he complains he deserves ditching! "

But it does matter?! Why wouldn’t it?! I’m extremely tight and don’t want to be bloody torn, so of course it matters.

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By *zamiWoman  over a year ago

LONDON


"So .. in the spirit of equality, and 'cos it was mentioned in another thread?

Does vaginal size matter?

Ever find yourself hitting the stops before you fully park the bus?

Find that the gap is just too tight to squeeze in?

"

I thought the vagina expands especially when she is aroused xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I live by the "3 echoes rule", if I shout up her love tunnel and hear 3 or more echoes then it's a no from me

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands


"So .. in the spirit of equality, and 'cos it was mentioned in another thread?

Does vaginal size matter?

Ever find yourself hitting the stops before you fully park the bus?

Find that the gap is just too tight to squeeze in?

I thought the vagina expands especially when she is aroused xx"

True, a wide on does actually exist! So Men, if she's still dry and to tight after foreplay you're not doing it right!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So .. in the spirit of equality, and 'cos it was mentioned in another thread?

Does vaginal size matter?

Ever find yourself hitting the stops before you fully park the bus?

Find that the gap is just too tight to squeeze in?

I thought the vagina expands especially when she is aroused xx True, a wide on does actually exist! So Men, if she's still dry and to tight after foreplay you're not doing it right! "

There’s a chance I’ll still be ‘too tight’, but I’ve never met a man who couldn’t make me wet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have a shallow vag and nobody wants to meet me "

And I have a small dick

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By *ny1localMan  over a year ago

READING

I remember being told she'd wear a hat, and I was to slow down when she went cross eyed, and to stop when the hat fell off.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I live by the "3 echoes rule", if I shout up her love tunnel and hear 3 or more echoes then it's a no from me "

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've never had that many women to tell the difference between tight and a badly wrapped kebab

So I wouldn't know what tight is

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've never had that many women to tell the difference between tight and a badly wrapped kebab

So I wouldn't know what tight is "

I thought a ‘badly wrapped kebab’ described the way it looks (which is body shaming and stupid anyway) rather than how tight it is?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've never had that many women to tell the difference between tight and a badly wrapped kebab

So I wouldn't know what tight is

I thought a ‘badly wrapped kebab’ described the way it looks (which is body shaming and stupid anyway) rather than how tight it is?"

Was just about to say that!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've never had that many women to tell the difference between tight and a badly wrapped kebab

So I wouldn't know what tight is

I thought a ‘badly wrapped kebab’ described the way it looks (which is body shaming and stupid anyway) rather than how tight it is?

Was just about to say that!"

We’ve been quite in sync these last few days

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've never had that many women to tell the difference between tight and a badly wrapped kebab

So I wouldn't know what tight is

I thought a ‘badly wrapped kebab’ described the way it looks (which is body shaming and stupid anyway) rather than how tight it is?

Was just about to say that!

We’ve been quite in sync these last few days "

Haha we have! x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've never had that many women to tell the difference between tight and a badly wrapped kebab

So I wouldn't know what tight is

I thought a ‘badly wrapped kebab’ described the way it looks (which is body shaming and stupid anyway) rather than how tight it is?

Was just about to say that!

We’ve been quite in sync these last few days

Haha we have! x "

a badly wrapped kebab is my way of saying a woman is loose .... Same as a punched lasagne or like throwing a hot dog down the Tyne tunnel. sorry if it offends I don't mean anything bad by it, it's just my bad humour

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've never had that many women to tell the difference between tight and a badly wrapped kebab

So I wouldn't know what tight is

I thought a ‘badly wrapped kebab’ described the way it looks (which is body shaming and stupid anyway) rather than how tight it is?

Was just about to say that!

We’ve been quite in sync these last few days

Haha we have! x a badly wrapped kebab is my way of saying a woman is loose .... Same as a punched lasagne or like throwing a hot dog down the Tyne tunnel. sorry if it offends I don't mean anything bad by it, it's just my bad humour "

I thought a ‘punched lasagne’ was also describing the way it looks

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By *good-being-badMan  over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

Often on the gents appendage thread its said...so flipping it around..

I'm more interested in the person its attached to..

As long as the person its attached isn't a c@@t all is good.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've never had that many women to tell the difference between tight and a badly wrapped kebab

So I wouldn't know what tight is

I thought a ‘badly wrapped kebab’ described the way it looks (which is body shaming and stupid anyway) rather than how tight it is?

Was just about to say that!

We’ve been quite in sync these last few days

Haha we have! x a badly wrapped kebab is my way of saying a woman is loose .... Same as a punched lasagne or like throwing a hot dog down the Tyne tunnel. sorry if it offends I don't mean anything bad by it, it's just my bad humour "

I think you've got your comparisons mixed up. You're describing looks not size.

P

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've never had that many women to tell the difference between tight and a badly wrapped kebab

So I wouldn't know what tight is

I thought a ‘badly wrapped kebab’ described the way it looks (which is body shaming and stupid anyway) rather than how tight it is?

Was just about to say that!

We’ve been quite in sync these last few days

Haha we have! x a badly wrapped kebab is my way of saying a woman is loose .... Same as a punched lasagne or like throwing a hot dog down the Tyne tunnel. sorry if it offends I don't mean anything bad by it, it's just my bad humour "

I'd just stop typing on this topic, the hole you're digging is only getting deeper.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've never had that many women to tell the difference between tight and a badly wrapped kebab

So I wouldn't know what tight is

I thought a ‘badly wrapped kebab’ described the way it looks (which is body shaming and stupid anyway) rather than how tight it is?

Was just about to say that!

We’ve been quite in sync these last few days

Haha we have! x a badly wrapped kebab is my way of saying a woman is loose .... Same as a punched lasagne or like throwing a hot dog down the Tyne tunnel. sorry if it offends I don't mean anything bad by it, it's just my bad humour

I'd just stop typing on this topic, the hole you're digging is only getting deeper."

Like a punched lasagne?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've never had that many women to tell the difference between tight and a badly wrapped kebab

So I wouldn't know what tight is

I thought a ‘badly wrapped kebab’ described the way it looks (which is body shaming and stupid anyway) rather than how tight it is?

Was just about to say that!

We’ve been quite in sync these last few days

Haha we have! x a badly wrapped kebab is my way of saying a woman is loose .... Same as a punched lasagne or like throwing a hot dog down the Tyne tunnel. sorry if it offends I don't mean anything bad by it, it's just my bad humour

I'd just stop typing on this topic, the hole you're digging is only getting deeper.

Like a punched lasagne?"

Have you ever punched a lasagne, it don't half make a mess. I prefer eatin' 'em. Punching 'em seems a waste

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've never had that many women to tell the difference between tight and a badly wrapped kebab

So I wouldn't know what tight is

I thought a ‘badly wrapped kebab’ described the way it looks (which is body shaming and stupid anyway) rather than how tight it is?

Was just about to say that!

We’ve been quite in sync these last few days

Haha we have! x a badly wrapped kebab is my way of saying a woman is loose .... Same as a punched lasagne or like throwing a hot dog down the Tyne tunnel. sorry if it offends I don't mean anything bad by it, it's just my bad humour

I'd just stop typing on this topic, the hole you're digging is only getting deeper.

Like a punched lasagne?

Have you ever punched a lasagne, it don't half make a mess. I prefer eatin' 'em. Punching 'em seems a waste "

I’m sure you could punch one and then eat it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've never had that many women to tell the difference between tight and a badly wrapped kebab

So I wouldn't know what tight is

I thought a ‘badly wrapped kebab’ described the way it looks (which is body shaming and stupid anyway) rather than how tight it is?

Was just about to say that!

We’ve been quite in sync these last few days

Haha we have! x a badly wrapped kebab is my way of saying a woman is loose .... Same as a punched lasagne or like throwing a hot dog down the Tyne tunnel. sorry if it offends I don't mean anything bad by it, it's just my bad humour

I'd just stop typing on this topic, the hole you're digging is only getting deeper.

Like a punched lasagne?

Have you ever punched a lasagne, it don't half make a mess. I prefer eatin' 'em. Punching 'em seems a waste

I’m sure you could punch one and then eat it "

I don't like violence towards food.

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Nah .. she'll just bounce up the bed a bit

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"It did in Prisoner Cell Block H

I heard that old Lizzie Birdsworth could stash a whole pharmaceutical cabinet in hers....."

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By *ideboy7.5Man  over a year ago

pill

Only ever had an issue when i fucked a girl with a coil fitted and got stabbed in the bellend.

Very much put a dampener on things

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The coil stab is the worst! I’m doing alright down there I preferre a looser pussy to fit in nothing worse than having to take it slow and easy and most positions hurt them

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I am a tampon and I say it does matter.

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I’ve got a fanny like an empty headlock "

could you be more exact? I’ve no idea what one of those is!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I wanna go in the deep end

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have a shallow vag and nobody wants to meet me "

I'd just like to point out that I was joking and not seeking meets with men with small penises.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve got a fanny like an empty headlock "

I'll bring a snorkel...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve got a fanny like an empty headlock

I'll bring a snorkel..."

. You may need goggles too

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Depends what you're smuggling

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By *entleman55Man  over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r


"Depends what you're smuggling "

This just made me laugh

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By *ed-monkey OP   Couple  over a year ago

Hailsham

Good depth checking people

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

Only if it won’t all fit in. Then just push up short of the cervix cos it hurts

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"I get the ones who want to pound all the way in and are angry with me when they hit my cervix and I tell them to slow down. Totally my fault. I need a vag extension. "

I know the feels. Cervix pounding is painful for me!

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By *iss-louWoman  over a year ago

Cardiff


"Yes the tigher the beetter the pussy

Sometimes but I've actually had a really horrid one that was REALLY tight....

I think her husband never fucked her and i was the first one after her divorce.

"

You are Jay from the inbetweeners and I claim my £5

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By *iss-louWoman  over a year ago

Cardiff


"Depends what you're smuggling

This just made me laugh "

And me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"All women have a shallow vage.

None of them can take 6 inch"

Human biology obviously not your strong point then!

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By *ed-monkey OP   Couple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"Depends what you're smuggling

This just made me laugh

And me "

It made me smile too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yes the tigher the beetter the pussy

Sometimes but I've actually had a really horrid one that was REALLY tight....

I think her husband never fucked her and i was the first one after her divorce.

You are Jay from the inbetweeners and I claim my £5"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So .. in the spirit of equality, and 'cos it was mentioned in another thread?

Does vaginal size matter?

Ever find yourself hitting the stops before you fully park the bus?

Find that the gap is just too tight to squeeze in?

"

Only if you have a ruler

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So .. in the spirit of equality, and 'cos it was mentioned in another thread?

Does vaginal size matter?

Ever find yourself hitting the stops before you fully park the bus?

Find that the gap is just too tight to squeeze in?

Only if you have a ruler "

In all seriousness no but it should feel right

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By *ed-monkey OP   Couple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"So .. in the spirit of equality, and 'cos it was mentioned in another thread?

Does vaginal size matter?

Ever find yourself hitting the stops before you fully park the bus?

Find that the gap is just too tight to squeeze in?

Only if you have a ruler

In all seriousness no but it should feel right "

And what is "right"?

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands


"So .. in the spirit of equality, and 'cos it was mentioned in another thread?

Does vaginal size matter?

Ever find yourself hitting the stops before you fully park the bus?

Find that the gap is just too tight to squeeze in?

Only if you have a ruler

In all seriousness no but it should feel right

And what is "right"?"

It's when you can feel the right vaginal wall, but there's a bit of a gap to the left wall

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By *ed-monkey OP   Couple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"So .. in the spirit of equality, and 'cos it was mentioned in another thread?

Does vaginal size matter?

Ever find yourself hitting the stops before you fully park the bus?

Find that the gap is just too tight to squeeze in?

Only if you have a ruler

In all seriousness no but it should feel right

And what is "right"? It's when you can feel the right vaginal wall, but there's a bit of a gap to the left wall "

Ah ... the clapper in the bell feeling

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Only if u break the coil

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