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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I've noticed there are loads of new faces around here and it's great but I don't know you!

Tell us all who you are please

That goes for the old crew too, come get to know people

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi, I’m new to the forums and this is my first nervous post. Hope everyone is having a lovely day

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi, I’m new to the forums and this is my first nervous post. Hope everyone is having a lovely day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi. I’m Nora and I’m immature

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

We are Luke and Hannah. We are both very keen musicians.

We met last year on a different forum because of a mutual love of classical music and phone sex.

We are living a long way apart currently but we are looking at moving in together in August.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Hi. I'm slim and I'm a sarcastic twat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've noticed there are loads of new faces around here and it's great but I don't know you!

Tell us all who you are please

That goes for the old crew too, come get to know people

"
I'm me, light hearted and fun but intellectually stimulating, a sun worshipper in a bin bag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi. I’m Nora and I’m immature

Hi immature Nora, I’m Mr Mystique I’m new to the forums, do you want to chat?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"We are Luke and Hannah. We are both very keen musicians.

We met last year on a different forum because of a mutual love of classical music and phone sex.

We are living a long way apart currently but we are looking at moving in together in August.

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Wow that's so cool, good luck to you both

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm Taff a jolly splendid chap who wanders the hills of North Wales

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi. I’m Nora and I’m immature

Hi immature Nora, I’m Mr Mystique I’m new to the forums, do you want to chat?"

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"We are Luke and Hannah. We are both very keen musicians.

We met last year on a different forum because of a mutual love of classical music and phone sex.

We are living a long way apart currently but we are looking at moving in together in August.

Will you still have Stravinsky themed phone sex when you move in together?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ventured from the chatrooms to the forums, I’ve been on here before but recently rejoined the madness. Never utilised the forums the first time round, quite an interesting place. Oh and a word that gets thrown around a lot to describe me is ‘sassy’

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi. I’m Nora and I’m immature

Hi immature Nora, I’m Mr Mystique I’m new to the forums, do you want to chat?

No "

I will never post in the forums again.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m Doc and I’m part of the furniture. Feel free to come and sit on me and we’ll see what pops up - I mean conversation of course

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By *bcums3Couple over a year ago

lanarkshire

Been on and off the forums couple of weeks now (female) had some moans, added my opinion and been enjoying reading some of the threads...sorry for just lurking about for so long

A+J x

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By *manaWoman over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Hi. I’m Nora and I’m immature

Hi immature Nora, I’m Mr Mystique I’m new to the forums, do you want to chat?

I will never post in the forums again."

This is a lie...

I'm Av, I've been here a while sometimes lurking sometimes posting..

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

"We are Luke and Hannah. We are both very keen musicians.

We met last year on a different forum because of a mutual love of classical music and phone sex.

We are living a long way apart currently but we are looking at moving in together in August.

Will you still have Stravinsky themed phone sex when you move in together?

We're more into Bach and Brahms, but you should see our rendition of The Rite of Spring!

Bach wrote a cantata about coffee but sadly he never wrote one about phone sex, which is much more interesting.

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By *arcuszMan over a year ago

Billingshurst

I like pissing on people

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By *edmark07Man over a year ago

liverpool

Hi and hello from a very sunny Liverpool. Here to post, pontificate and generally be a good egg

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I like pissing on people

You'll fit in on the forums then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like pissing on people

You'll fit in on the forums then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello new people, I'm Nell. I occasionally post, mostly to flirt with Meli.

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan over a year ago

Sussex

Hi everyone.

Paul here now located inland Eastern Grenada, southern Spain. Fabs is the way I keep in touch with lifestyle friends in the UK. The forums are good for me to what's going on with the wider adult fun community.

Cheers all and happy swinging

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

I'm Chris, the resident forum weirdo

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Hi - I’m Sensual. I’m an historian, particularly specialising in the glorious bygone era of white dog shit.

I also like eating and sleeping.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm an opinionated gobshite often to be found in swing dresses.

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan over a year ago

Sussex

"Hi everyone.

Cheers all and happy swinging"

** Granada not Grenada (cursed auto correct)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi - I’m Sensual. I’m an historian, particularly specialising in the glorious bygone era of white dog shit.

I also like eating and sleeping."

And playing hard to get

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

GMF here - the nice guy of the forums, possessing an abundance of intelligence and witty charm.

New ladies to the forum? You'll need to form an orderly queue...

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By *uHorny1Man over a year ago

Cannock

I'm Rufus.

Been on Fab just over a year and really enjoy the lifestyle. Inlike the forums, nut not reached the stage of dispensing extreme sarcasm yet.

Play hockey nd love it. Trying to raise the profile of the sport on Fab!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi. I’m Nora and I’m immature

Hi immature Nora, I’m Mr Mystique I’m new to the forums, do you want to chat?

I will never post in the forums again.

This is a lie...

I'm Av, I've been here a while sometimes lurking sometimes posting..

Ok, I’m out of retirement, for a bit............

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

"Hello new people, I'm Nell. I occasionally post, mostly to flirt with Meli. "

You have impeccable taste.

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"We are Luke and Hannah. We are both very keen musicians.

We met last year on a different forum because of a mutual love of classical music and phone sex.

We are living a long way apart currently but we are looking at moving in together in August.

Will you still have Stravinsky themed phone sex when you move in together?

We're more into Bach and Brahms, but you should see our rendition of The Rite of Spring!

Bach wrote a cantata about coffee but sadly he never wrote one about phone sex, which is much more interesting.

If phones had existed in Bach's time then I'm sure he would have dedicated a cantata to phone sex.

I feel that you're prevaricating here as the question remains unanswered...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi im kittenx, an opinionated little shit who often rubs people up the wrong way.

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By *museBouche31Woman over a year ago

Reigate

Whilst on the sidelines, I’m browsing conversations instead of just pictures and profiles

I have a lot of opinions on lots of things, but won’t say it, if someone else has already said it better!

I savour the sarcasm and wit shared by all

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By *manaWoman over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Hi. I’m Nora and I’m immature

Hi immature Nora, I’m Mr Mystique I’m new to the forums, do you want to chat?

I will never post in the forums again.

This is a lie...

I'm Av, I've been here a while sometimes lurking sometimes posting..

Ok, I’m out of retirement, for a bit............

9 minutes that lasted

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

I'm _unkie been here since the stoneage normally found in scottish forum but escape now and again to see what the rest of the country is up to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi, I am Art

I am a regular here, usually posting ignoreable one liners. Dont know if its sunny here, its dark! And I am lost somewhere on the gulf of mexico, heading towards a party next weekend in Louisianna so don't need to be unlost just yet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi I’m Tony ????

New to forums, can be friendly and sarcastic. Looking to chat to new people

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi. I’m Nora and I’m immature

Hi immature Nora, I’m Mr Mystique I’m new to the forums, do you want to chat?

I will never post in the forums again.

This is a lie...

I'm Av, I've been here a while sometimes lurking sometimes posting..

Ok, I’m out of retirement, for a bit............

9 minutes that lasted

I started to sweat and had an uncontrollable nervous twitch. I feel much better now.

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

"We are Luke and Hannah. We are both very keen musicians.

We met last year on a different forum because of a mutual love of classical music and phone sex.

We are living a long way apart currently but we are looking at moving in together in August.

Will you still have Stravinsky themed phone sex when you move in together?

We're more into Bach and Brahms, but you should see our rendition of The Rite of Spring!

Bach wrote a cantata about coffee but sadly he never wrote one about phone sex, which is much more interesting.

If phones had existed in Bach's time then I'm sure he would have dedicated a cantata to phone sex.

I feel that you're prevaricating here as the question remains unanswered...

OK, let's face this head-on.

When we are in the same house, we are unlikely to have phone sex because we have phenomenal sex for real.

Hannah does a lot of travelling for her job so it is probable we will have phone sex when we are apart for more than a few days.

Stravinsky is unlikely to have any role in this, or Bach or Brahms.

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Hi I’m Tony ????"

You seem unsure? Are you sure you're Tony?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

I am Spartacus... no ... monkey ... I keep notes

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"We are Luke and Hannah. We are both very keen musicians.

We met last year on a different forum because of a mutual love of classical music and phone sex.

We are living a long way apart currently but we are looking at moving in together in August.

Will you still have Stravinsky themed phone sex when you move in together?

We're more into Bach and Brahms, but you should see our rendition of The Rite of Spring!

Bach wrote a cantata about coffee but sadly he never wrote one about phone sex, which is much more interesting.

If phones had existed in Bach's time then I'm sure he would have dedicated a cantata to phone sex.

I feel that you're prevaricating here as the question remains unanswered...

OK, let's face this head-on.

When we are in the same house, we are unlikely to have phone sex because we have phenomenal sex for real.

Hannah does a lot of travelling for her job so it is probable we will have phone sex when we are apart for more than a few days.

Stravinsky is unlikely to have any role in this, or Bach or Brahms."

What about Tchaikovsky?

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I'm new to the forums I think.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"I'm new to the forums I think."

*cough* fibber

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We are Luke and Hannah. We are both very keen musicians.

We met last year on a different forum because of a mutual love of classical music and phone sex.

We are living a long way apart currently but we are looking at moving in together in August.

What a lovely story

sends hope to all!

I'm dharma and a smart mouth mate...but very loving

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By *handraWoman over a year ago

Hastings

Hi, I'm Cheryl, this is my personal account, I host the Hastings Social, so maybe familiar to some.

Starting to lurk and perve in the forums as me now xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'm new to the forums I think.

*cough* fibber "

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

"I've noticed there are loads of new faces around here and it's great but I don't know you!

Tell us all who you are please

That goes for the old crew too, come get to know people

Hi, I'm lilly. Liked by some, disliked by more. Known to speak my mind and call people out for being dicks, been here a fair while but not as active as I used to be and half the time I am here I'm being sent to the naughty step.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I've noticed there are loads of new faces around here and it's great but I don't know you!

Tell us all who you are please

That goes for the old crew too, come get to know people

Hi lilly x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

New on this profile... been here before on another profile.

Im from derby, 35 going on 25, i work with my hands & im a absolute petrol head

I like gin, custard, cake, tea and a english rose wrapped up in innocence.. a summer dress or just a lacey number..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've been here for over a year, I lurk with the bad habits and corners.

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By *retty GoodMan over a year ago

Cardiff Bay

Hi all I’m Pretty Good, from Cardiff

Very passionate, love debate and dirty as Fuc ( not hygiene wise )

Enjoy the forums and seeing other people’s points of view

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

"We are Luke and Hannah. We are both very keen musicians.

We met last year on a different forum because of a mutual love of classical music and phone sex.

We are living a long way apart currently but we are looking at moving in together in August.

Will you still have Stravinsky themed phone sex when you move in together?

We're more into Bach and Brahms, but you should see our rendition of The Rite of Spring!

Bach wrote a cantata about coffee but sadly he never wrote one about phone sex, which is much more interesting.

If phones had existed in Bach's time then I'm sure he would have dedicated a cantata to phone sex.

I feel that you're prevaricating here as the question remains unanswered...

OK, let's face this head-on.

When we are in the same house, we are unlikely to have phone sex because we have phenomenal sex for real.

Hannah does a lot of travelling for her job so it is probable we will have phone sex when we are apart for more than a few days.

Stravinsky is unlikely to have any role in this, or Bach or Brahms.

What about Tchaikovsky?

Please don't make me go through every composer!

Tchaikovsky wrote my favourite piece of music (his violin concerto) and we are planning on going to a performance next weekend. We will not be having phone sex in the Albert Hall.

We have not incorporated music of any kind into our phone sex and we have no plans to. We do not rule it out if we have an appealing idea.

That surely answers the question.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm Miss Understood otherwise known as Lillie, an odd apparition, an illusion or possibly just a figment of your imagination, maybe even a nightmare for some. I like the occasional fumble about in the Forums. For allergy sufferers among you, you need to be aware this package contains nuts.

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple over a year ago

Cardiff

Jo here, hubby rarely posts but has a look at what I've been posting sometimes.

We are fairly new to fab and the forums but the forums can be a _retty good place to meet people and get to know them a bit more.

Some people can get a bit antsy but then that's life. Most are welcoming and lovely.

Jo x

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By *osstMan over a year ago

guildford

Hi I’m new to all of this but loving it

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Hi I’m new to all of this but loving it

Hello x

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By *bsinthe_boyMan over a year ago

Luton

Greetings, earthlings.

I'm Gus, a polyamorous, somewhat geeky and somewhat kinky guy. I do meet people for fun, mostly at clubs these days.

Mad scientist, photographer, owner of too many cameras, hoarder of rare black wax.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"We are Luke and Hannah. We are both very keen musicians.

We met last year on a different forum because of a mutual love of classical music and phone sex.

We are living a long way apart currently but we are looking at moving in together in August.

Will you still have Stravinsky themed phone sex when you move in together?

We're more into Bach and Brahms, but you should see our rendition of The Rite of Spring!

Bach wrote a cantata about coffee but sadly he never wrote one about phone sex, which is much more interesting.

If phones had existed in Bach's time then I'm sure he would have dedicated a cantata to phone sex.

I feel that you're prevaricating here as the question remains unanswered...

OK, let's face this head-on.

When we are in the same house, we are unlikely to have phone sex because we have phenomenal sex for real.

Hannah does a lot of travelling for her job so it is probable we will have phone sex when we are apart for more than a few days.

Stravinsky is unlikely to have any role in this, or Bach or Brahms.

What about Tchaikovsky?

Please don't make me go through every composer!

Tchaikovsky wrote my favourite piece of music (his violin concerto) and we are planning on going to a performance next weekend. We will not be having phone sex in the Albert Hall.

We have not incorporated music of any kind into our phone sex and we have no plans to. We do not rule it out if we have an appealing idea.

That surely answers the question."

It does indeed and I think you're quite right not to be having phone sex in the Albert Hall. What are your thoughts on expressionism? In particular Berg and Bartok.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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Invisible?

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By *ob198XaMan over a year ago

teleford

"Hi. I’m Nora and I’m immature

We can’t stop growing old but I have no intention of growing up

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Hi I’m fiddler, I’ve been around fab and the forums for a couple of years now in a couple of fab lives.

I think I’m funny but in reality I’m not as funny as I think I am, I think I’m friendly but what I really think about the fab person that I am, is that I’m ok, and in my book it’s ok to be ok.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I drift in and out of fab. Mainly un-noticed, pretty much harmless. I have been known to offer reasonable advice, I can keep a secret, I'm also told I'm more attractive in real life than my pics would suggest.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I'm a mouse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im kissing kelly....the shy one who watches in the corner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Invisible?"

Lurking! Shhhhh

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

" Invisible?

Lurking! Shhhhh

Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By * Lexi xWoman over a year ago

stockport

Hi, I’m lexi.

I’m very hard to please but love making guys try...... I’ve had most of the guys I want from the forums so some new ones would be great.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The names Future, Back2thefuture3.

The best thing that still hasn't happened in your life

Unless you have had the pleasure of my company

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Morning All

I’m Spurschick or just SC or chick will do, don’t mind what I’m called as long as it’s nice haha

I post where I want to post, on things that interest me, sometimes I’ll be daft but sometimes serious

If you like a photo challenge keep an eye out, one will be heading your way soon

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

" Invisible?

Lurking! Shhhhh

You blew your own cover.... you’d be a crap spy haha

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

" Invisible?

Lurking! Shhhhh

You blew your own cover.... you’d be a crap spy haha "

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I'm an opinionated gobshite often to be found in swing dresses. "

Maybe opinionated but normally spot on with your views

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

elloooooooooooooo im Mikki

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm Raven Red, used to be miss choosy. I generally post in the lighthearted and flirty threads. Often found in LornAsh bar on a Saturday night doing shots and dancing x

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Hi everyone, I'm Ace, and I've got a big.....

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

Leeds

Hi I’m J. I’m 24 ginger / blonde hair muscular average sized body with massive man parts

I’m new to this world but I am experienced in the act of sexi time. I’m seeking likeminded people to identify with especially educated wealthy tall women. Size 12/16 a preference as I’d like to try on your clothes but I’m open to anything really

I am still a virgin but I’ve done a lot of self help courses and recently achieved a certificate in two finger masturbation and a diploma in durty talk

So hi

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"elloooooooooooooo im Mikki

Who don't know you

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Hi everyone, I'm Ace, and I've got a big.....

CLOCK ... it's clock

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Hi everyone, I'm Ace, and I've got a big.....

"
Arsehole?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm Belle. I've been on and off here in a number of different guises for at least 10 years. Hello to all the newbies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am nobody who likes everybody except ppl who drives Kia Ceed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ellooooooooooo im Mikki and im vewy vewy shy

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"ellooooooooooo im Mikki and im vewy vewy shy

"
who

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ellooooooooooo im Mikki and im vewy vewy shy

but love sucking penises"

We know you do x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ellooooooooooo im Mikki and im vewy vewy shy

but love sucking penises

We know you do x"

that naughty,,your a bad boy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am nobody who likes everybody except ppl who drives Kia Ceed. "

Shit I better change my car

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm P (small one) and the mank hunk is B (big one)

I post more than B as I've no life outside of work other than the forums and housework. B works long hours and doesn't have nearly as much time to post.

We met last year and both knew there was something pretty special going on. He tried to fight it but fell for me in October, and that's when this profile emerged.

B takes people at face value and trusts what they tell him, I am the opposite, I trust what people say to a degree, yet place an awful lot more value on the vibe they give off rather than the words they say. I don't like game players I like those who are themselves, that way everyone knows who they're dealing with, and will meet people who they'll genuinely get on with rather than an act.

Yes I can be a gobby spiky bitch, but I can also be the softest biggest hearted loyal friend. And B, well he's every woman's dream (apart from those he's not

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am nobody who likes everybody except ppl who drives Kia Ceed.

Shit I better change my car "

Do you really want to be liked by me though ?

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By *ogNMuseCouple over a year ago

Surrey

I’ve had to load up The Who on Spotify, windmilling my air guitar to, well, Who Are You?

Anyway I’m the Tog half of this couple I like photography, legs, stockings and boobies (on alternate days) and playing guitar real as well as air!

Muse is more likely to be found on her singles profile looking for unsuspecting men who she can take advantage of

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"I am nobody who likes everybody except ppl who drives Kia Ceed.

Shit I better change my car

Do you really want to be liked by me though ? "

She meant to a Kia Ceed

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By *ily WhiteWoman over a year ago

I'm Lily, usually lurking to see who there is to perv at, but sometimes stick my oar in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Niki here, half of a couple. He doesn't post on the forums, but he does reply to messages.

I'm both fascinated and shocked at some of the forum threads - I literally need to clear my browser history daily because I'm clearly so naive and don't want to be explaining what "snowballing" (example) is to my young offspring! LOL

Saying that I'm enjoying the forums, and much better than sending messages to people and then getting ignored.

Yes we are new to the scene and finding our feet. We are looking forward to exploring the social side as much as the playing side. I'm opinionated, a straight talker with a fairly short fuse...though I have learnt to count to 3 before I reply or open my mouth. Not just here, but in real life!

Pleased to meet you all

xx Niki

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am nobody who likes everybody except ppl who drives Kia Ceed.

Shit I better change my car

Do you really want to be liked by me though ?

She meant to a Kia Ceed

In that case

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello I retweet stuff and get paid for it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am nobody who likes everybody except ppl who drives Kia Ceed.

Shit I better change my car

Do you really want to be liked by me though ?

She meant to a Kia Ceed

exactly I drive a Nissan right now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello I retweet stuff and get paid for it "

Now this is the kind of work I'd happily get paid to do!

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

Some know me some don't. Newbie to the forums but not fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am nobody who likes everybody except ppl who drives Kia Ceed.

Shit I better change my car

Do you really want to be liked by me though ?

She meant to a Kia Ceed

exactly I drive a Nissan right now

Diesel ?

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By *r and Mrs A HornyCouple over a year ago

coventry

I am a spartan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi, I'm littlemiss... Because I'm little and a miss.

Been here for many years, single, couple, single.

Pop into the forums now and again.

Having a wonderful time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello I retweet stuff and get paid for it

Now this is the kind of work I'd happily get paid to do!

I'm looking at spreadsheets to analyse our social media reach... wanna swap?

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By *ardy279Man over a year ago

Manchester

Mike I do asbestos management and am loving the social side off the clubs at moment. Gonna try Cupid’s soon

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By *orthyorkypairCouple over a year ago

North Yorkshire

well i am me, i think lol

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"well i am me, i think lol

That's odd .. I always thought I was me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We are Luke and Hannah. We are both very keen musicians.

We met last year on a different forum because of a mutual love of classical music and phone sex.

We are living a long way apart currently but we are looking at moving in together in August.

Didn’t know that! Good luck to the both of you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We are Luke and Hannah. We are both very keen musicians.

We met last year on a different forum because of a mutual love of classical music and phone sex.

We are living a long way apart currently but we are looking at moving in together in August.

Didn’t know that! Good luck to the both of you

"
cooooorrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi Greyd1 here, because I'm grey and an odd number...

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By *orthyorkypairCouple over a year ago

North Yorkshire

"well i am me, i think lol

That's odd .. I always thought I was me"

noooo i am sure i am me!!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Howdy do...we are new here...John and Connie. Mainly me (Connie) on the site, often lurking, sometimes joining in...John just watches

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’m cookie and love to flirt

Still relatively new been here less than a year

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Howdy do...we are new here...John and Connie. Mainly me (Connie) on the site, often lurking, sometimes joining in...John just watches

In all things?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello I retweet stuff and get paid for it

Now this is the kind of work I'd happily get paid to do!

I'm looking at spreadsheets to analyse our social media reach... wanna swap?"

The only sheets I spread are those on my bed. I'll give it a whirl tho!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Howdy do...we are new here...John and Connie. Mainly me (Connie) on the site, often lurking, sometimes joining in...John just watches

In all things?

Well us being new, we have yet to try anything...but I think he’d like to more than watch then!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some know me some don't. Newbie to the forums but not fab

Is that it? Come on... newbies are falling asleep Ms Mouthy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh I've been posting in the forums for years and years...I still keep under the radar though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For i am 6ft3 tall a south Walian Welshman! Welshmen calll to arms!

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I'm a butterfly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey this is me, been here for about five months and am more than just an arse.

Post quite a bit on the forums and am a simply lovely person.

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

I’ve been here for years. I try to be positive.

I enjoy the flirting but not the drama!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Hey this is me, been here for about five months and am more than just an arse.

Post quite a bit on the forums and am a simply lovely person.

But oh boy ... what an arse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm Irish, I don't say tink, tird, I always use my hs don't judge me lol and a big hello x

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Hello, I'm Meli. I've been on the fora for quite some time now. I get incredibly excited about some things, I love to flirt with Nell and lpp all over her. I can also be a pedantic, opinionated so and so.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I’ve been here for years. I try to be positive.

I enjoy the flirting but not the drama! "
Great xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm the one who got away. The one you don't fuck with.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'm the one who got away. The one you don't fuck with.

Pardon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We are LJ and Holly

We either have people’s hearts melting at our loved up posts or reaching for the

bucket!!

We are both as mad as a box of frogs but we believe you don’t have to be mad to get on in this world but....it certainly helps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi... My name is Paul and I'm an alcoholic

Sorry, wrong group

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello my name is Roma.

I'm a bit of a twat but I have a kind heart. I'm quite intelligent but have little to no common sense. This is my third profile so not a newbie.

I like to replace the word fun with sex when I read things and love a good cuppa, or coffee; I'm easy.

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

We’re her and him, we don’t give our real names as we’re serving Police Officers. We’ve arrested three people off Fab so far. We’re having mid life crisises as we go out and party. We like holidays and Stell Cidre

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Some know me some don't. Newbie to the forums but not fab

Is that it? Come on... newbies are falling asleep Ms Mouthy

I'm the quiet one on here. It's the vodka that starts me off

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm the one who got away. The one you don't fuck with.

Freedom of choice always wins over wondering what might have been. I'm not a risk taker.

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By *terobs6869Man over a year ago

Llandudno

Hello everyone, I'm Steve, or at least I am on Fab. I've been here a little while. Got a few good friends. Quite new to this part of the forum but published a few things in the Stories section, including one 97 chapter story which took over my life. So I'm taking a break from that and exploring here instead. Nice to meet you all

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"We’re her and him, we don’t give our real names as we’re serving Police Officers. We’ve arrested three people off Fab so far. We’re having mid life crisises as we go out and party. We like holidays and Stell Cidre

Monkey lays low

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

Monkey lays low

"
With buttocks like that you should be laying low! Then see what happens

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

Monkey lays low

With buttocks like that you should be laying low! Then see what happens

Monkey's or Red's ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi Roma

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey this is me, been here for about five months and am more than just an arse.

Post quite a bit on the forums and am a simply lovely person.

It is a great arse though ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm Lily, usually lurking to see who there is to perv at, but sometimes stick my oar in"

Glad I’m not the only one who does it ??

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By *onderstuff73mMan over a year ago

Brum

"I've noticed there are loads of new faces around here and it's great but I don't know you!

Tell us all who you are please

That goes for the old crew too, come get to know people

Good afternoon.

I’m a lovely, friendly, kind, honest and respectful gent from North Somerset. Just had a mini stroke (not in the way I’d hope for!) so plenty of time at home, alone, on my hands.

Been here, and a forum contributor, for about 9 months.

Would be lovely if there are any friendly females who would like to say hi, share a coffee, or...well, get fab x

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Hello everyone, I'm Steve, or at least I am on Fab. I've been here a little while. Got a few good friends. Quite new to this part of the forum but published a few things in the Stories section, including one 97 chapter story which took over my life. So I'm taking a break from that and exploring here instead. Nice to meet you all

Welcome old buddy, have fun in the forums

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By *oir_desireMan over a year ago

London/Slough

Hi people,

I’m a photographer (but I don’t shoot nudes- at least professionally), creative and sharp mind. Respectful and kind. I have dry sense of humour and I tend to be sarcastic.

Here open-minded sensualist, switch looking for new experiences and a bit of thrill.

Noir x

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By *oir_desireMan over a year ago

London/Slough

Love it! How did they end up?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi.

Im Paul. Sane and sensible Dominant male.

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman over a year ago

Hull

Hello I'm Snow white.. Been on and off fab for 7 years. Like to think I'm friendly and easy going. Enjoy the forums.. Only meet occasionally now due to wanting to "date" which you'll probably hear me go on about. But don't let that put you off..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've been here around two months and I love a good chat, random conversations, a little flirt and lots of fun and silly banter! I think the forums are a great place for all of that!

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

"It does indeed and I think you're quite right not to be having phone sex in the Albert Hall. What are your thoughts on expressionism? In particular Berg and Bartok. "

I think that's for a different thread. Try starting one and see how many people contribute.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well hello,

I have had a profile for a while but posting more recently... i just post randomly and try to feel included.. mainly just shoot the shit with good people and do some research on good socials. Always looking for the next one. Any leads?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Invisible?

Lurking! Shhhhh

You blew your own cover.... you’d be a crap spy haha "

James Bande more than James Bond! (Get your french dictionary out for this one)

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By *JohnMan over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I'm John. I've had an account here for a while, but didn't really use the site much (apart from an occasional venture into chat) until I started going to a club and found that this is where everyone is.

It's a good way to keep in touch with what my club friends are doing, and I've started enjoying the forum too.

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By *an_LexaCouple over a year ago

Sunderland

I’m lex. Sometimes lazy, sometimes chatty, sometimes narky. Dan doesn’t venture in here to chat although will nosey about.

I do like cake especially custard slice and profiteroles. Salted caramel ones if you really want to treat me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi, I’m Boldy!

I’m newly back on Fab after a long break.

I’m Irish, sarcastic and an all around pain in the arse.

You’ll find me fannying around the forum regularly.

I’m ever so shy and rarely have anything to say.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm D. I've been around for nearly 5 years. I dip in and out of the Forums. I'm not part of the Clique but have met many Forumites. I'm tall and not too shabby.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm Jenny (B1ue) newish to fab/forums ... the whole scene really

shy on here, I hide out in the wings, occasionally popping out and posting

Settled in the Nottingham area, but lived around the UK ... Shetland, Teesside, Aberdeen, Hull

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By *xtrafun4youMan over a year ago

Dunstable

I am me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m Mr Suited

Been on and off FAB for about 6 years now.

Cheeky a little bit sarcastic every now and again but genuine and respectful. Been around the forums for a while, although wouldn’t say I’m a true regular, I sometimes dip in and out.

Enjoy life to the max, work extremely hard and live in the best County in the U.K.

you’ll often find me walking on beaches or in woodlands.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Hello, I'm Lickety and I'm a recovering Faboholic.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi I'm Red and I'm a fab boomerang as I keep coming back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello, I’m Punk

Been away from Fab for a while, came back, and everyone I knew is gone.

So time for new friends

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By *utdooryoneMan over a year ago

Over there

I'm _utdooryone and I'm outdoors at the moment...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a highly desirable man ladies I'm sporting the latest fashion in fetish bin bags ideal on a date somewhere to put your coffee cup and other related discardables, I come with an amazing tan which even with fake tan you will not be able to compete with and I have a grin plastered all over my unbearded face

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

" Invisible?

Lurking! Shhhhh

You blew your own cover.... you’d be a crap spy haha

James Bande more than James Bond! (Get your french dictionary out for this one)"

You need to find your gang !

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By *ream3.14159Man over a year ago

Here & there

I'm D a male, time waster, fake, pic collector, and a Saudi court judge over the weekends.

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By *eplicant JoWoman over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Hi, I am Jo. Been here for a very long time. Fairly quiet, avoids drama. I keep my guard up and am slightly socially awkward but if you are persistant - it will be worth it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi, I am Jo. Been here for a very long time. Fairly quiet, avoids drama. I keep my guard up and am slightly socially awkward but if you are persistant - it will be worth it

"
I'm so persistent

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By *andare63Man over a year ago

oldham

I’m Dan like the banter , opinionated but try to keep it light .Dont like the drama queens and selective word contortionists that lurk behind their keyboards

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By *ustme34Man over a year ago

Bingley

I'm just me .. ive been here a few months . I Enjoy the forums and speaking to you lovely people

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Hello, I’m Steve from Brighton and I’m the straightest bi guy you’ve never met.

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By *aisy SteinerWoman over a year ago

Leicester

Eh up, I'm Daisy.

Been here less than 3 months and totally up to no good.

Often found in the forums giving unasked for opinions.

Usually getting PP his coffee.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I used to use the forums a lot under my single profile (nerd-girl) I came off when we decided to give a proper relationship a go

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am he and you are me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I used to use the forums a lot under my single profile (nerd-girl) I came off when we decided to give a proper relationship a go

... And now we are on together to see what takes out fancy but really it's only me using it to read the forums at the moment! K XX

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