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Questions that we weill never know the answer to

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Do you reckon sheep identify as a sheep? Like out there somewhere is there a sheep that identifies as a cow, maybe even a pig.

A species fluid mammal

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

No A pigs a pig

A sheep's a sheep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d like to see an elephant identify as a monkey though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What happened to the girl in the middle in human centipede?

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"No A pigs a pig

A sheep's a sheep"

Why don't we have a flock of sheeps, we don't have a herd of cow.

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By *adeiteWoman over a year ago

Staffordshire

"What happened to the girl in the middle in human centipede?"

Presumably death.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"No A pigs a pig

A sheep's a sheep

Why don't we have a flock of sheeps, we don't have a herd of cow."
A flock of rats

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What happened to the girl in the middle in human centipede?

Presumably death. "

That makes me sad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are there other planets with life living on them.

There must be, however we may never know for sure.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you reckon sheep identify as a sheep? Like out there somewhere is there a sheep that identifies as a cow, maybe even a pig.

A species fluid mammal"

This is an outrageous thread, and I'm going to be the first to post how offended I am by your speciest, ovineophobic and bah-baric remarks OP.

It's a sheeps right to identify as he / she / they please, and neither you or anyone else has the right to label them. And another thing, what goes on between sheep / cows / pigs or any consenting adult mammals in the privacy of their own fields / styes is nobodies business but their own !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you reckon sheep identify as a sheep? Like out there somewhere is there a sheep that identifies as a cow, maybe even a pig.

A species fluid mammal"

some are identified as women in Mid Wales

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you reckon sheep identify as a sheep? Like out there somewhere is there a sheep that identifies as a cow, maybe even a pig.

A species fluid mammal

This is an outrageous thread, and I'm going to be the first to post how offended I am by your speciest, ovineophobic and bah-baric remarks OP.

Well said

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Do you reckon sheep identify as a sheep? Like out there somewhere is there a sheep that identifies as a cow, maybe even a pig.

A species fluid mammal"

Now that's a question. Hang on I'll roll a few fat 1s and get back to you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you reckon sheep identify as a sheep? Like out there somewhere is there a sheep that identifies as a cow, maybe even a pig.

A species fluid mammal"

Bit of a woolly question. They’re only sheep because we call them that. They may well have a much grander opinion of themselves

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Do you reckon sheep identify as a sheep? Like out there somewhere is there a sheep that identifies as a cow, maybe even a pig.

A species fluid mammal

Bit of a woolly question. They’re only sheep because we call them that. They may well have a much grander opinion of themselves

I've just watched a yogurt uprising on Netflix. Fuck me anything possible now

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By *e DevilMan over a year ago

Blantyre

"Do you reckon sheep identify as a sheep? Like out there somewhere is there a sheep that identifies as a cow, maybe even a pig.

A species fluid mammal

Bit of a woolly question. They’re only sheep because we call them that. They may well have a much grander opinion of themselves

You mean like the women of Fab ??

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By *e DevilMan over a year ago

Blantyre

"Do you reckon sheep identify as a sheep? Like out there somewhere is there a sheep that identifies as a cow, maybe even a pig.

A species fluid mammal"

Always wondered if sheep cant sleep , do they count humans. ?.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Take the knock backs in your stride jock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Could God create a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is George Clooney handsome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If the earth is round and spins on its access how come with a big black hole the water doesn't drain off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If the earth is round and spins on its access how come with a big black hole the water doesn't drain off "

Because physics

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If the earth is round and spins on its access how come with a big black hole the water doesn't drain off

Because physics "
see we don't know answer lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s a bit cold in a black hole and water wouldn’t exist in a liquid state (or very unlikely) so no draining off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It’s a bit cold in a black hole and water wouldn’t exist in a liquid state (or very unlikely) so no draining off

"
lol I like black holes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you understand the gravity of the situation?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you understand the gravity of the situation?"
yes it's very serious

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All they know is munch munch munch, they’re not very bright.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why in the few months that I have to wear socks do they get holes in them?

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Why in the few months that I have to wear socks do they get holes in them? "

I think the bigger question is why you put 2 in the washer but only 1 comes out. I mean wtf is that all about. I've a fucking draw just with odd socks in. I only buy pack of 10 identical 1s. The basterds won't beat me. Fucking gremlins buy your fucking own. Cunts....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why in the few months that I have to wear socks do they get holes in them?

"
in the filter check it now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why in the few months that I have to wear socks do they get holes in them?

in the filter check it now

Very philosophical question. I bet Sockrates has the answer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why in the few months that I have to wear socks do they get holes in them?

in the filter check it now

Very philosophical question. I bet Sockrates has the answer

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lol

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By *iamond coupleCouple over a year ago

leeds

Every one I know has an odd sock draw. Where do all the other socks disappear to?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Every one I know has an odd sock draw. Where do all the other socks disappear to?"

To the other odd sock draw

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Why in the few months that I have to wear socks do they get holes in them?

in the filter check it now

Now that makes sense but alas no. All I can think of is the blade on the pump eats them. It couldn't run blocked.

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Every one I know has an odd sock draw. Where do all the other socks disappear to?"

Ok who's starting a lost sock thread. Sounds like a laugh.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She's still trying to scrub her teeth clean after the Japanese fella did what he did.

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By *orksRockerMan over a year ago

Bradford

How does the man that drives the snow plow get to work???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How does the man that drives the snow plow get to work??? "

In his snow plow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you reckon sheep identify as a sheep? Like out there somewhere is there a sheep that identifies as a cow, maybe even a pig.

A species fluid mammal"

No ofcourse not.

A sheep doesn't know what it's like to be a cow.

My dog hangs around with me but he doesn't know the most basic things about being a human.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whats the offside rule in cricket.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No as humans name thrm and they dont speak people languages

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

sheffield

What’s a straight guy?

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Has anyone ever met Jim's mum?

I've seen her picture on a mug, but never the real person......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has anyone ever met Jim's mum?

I've seen her picture on a mug, but never the real person......"

Only in my dirthiest dreams

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where did all the money from my bank account go?

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By *osie xWoman over a year ago

wolverhampton

"Why in the few months that I have to wear socks do they get holes in them?

in the filter check it now

Very philosophical question. I bet Sockrates has the answer

Doubt it, he wore sandals and socks with sandals is a no no

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What’s a straight guy?"
I'm str8 as a nine bob note ironed and pressed on a window call

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By *ilentnoiseMan over a year ago

Belfast

"Do you reckon sheep identify as a sheep? Like out there somewhere is there a sheep that identifies as a cow, maybe even a pig.

A species fluid mammal

some are identified as women in Mid Wales

LMAO too funny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How did the universe begin... Did it begin !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What’s a straight guy?I'm str8 as a nine bob note ironed and pressed on a window call

"
cill

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

"How does the man that drives the snow plow get to work??? "

Lashings of hot tea before he leaves, without taking a loo break. Or the previous shift's plough driver picks her/him up, as they plan their routes well, as public safety is top priority and a trail of yellow snow doesn't conform to that.

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By *o_eye_deerMan over a year ago

The South Near That London

"I’d like to see an elephant identify as a monkey though "

Or as Ian Brown sang - Dolphins were monkeys

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Do alien UFOs visit earth and is there definite life that's equally or higher intelligence to human, existing somewhere else? (Questions I'm sure will not be answered whilst I'm alive). By probability, I'm fairly sure there is more intelligent life out there but probably so far away, we'll not find it quickly.

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By *o_eye_deerMan over a year ago

The South Near That London

"Do alien UFOs visit earth and is there definite life that's equally or higher intelligence to human, existing somewhere else? (Questions I'm sure will not be answered whilst I'm alive). By probability, I'm fairly sure there is more intelligent life out there but probably so far away, we'll not find it quickly."

Have a look at the Drake equation

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If hell is other people, is heaven empty?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was Jesus a real person(the first gospels were written 40 years after he died/ascended)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Which came first....the chicken or the egg?

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Why does Bungle in Rainbow sleep in pyjamas , then when he awakes walks round naked all day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it 50 years since we landed on the moon or 50 years from the biggest scam?

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By *xelf787Man over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

In a parallel universe do people find extra socks in their washing machines?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it 50 years since we landed on the moon or 50 years from the biggest scam?"
the documentary is showing again on yesterday 8 p.m. tonight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Which came first....the chicken or the egg?"
.

egg.. dinosaur eggs were around millions of years before chickens

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

"What happened to the girl in the middle in human centipede?"

She takes a lot of shit.

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Which came first....the chicken or the egg?"

The guy that fucked the chicken

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

If poisons go off are they more poisonous or not poisonous at all?

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Are there other planets with life living on them.

There must be, however we may never know for sure. "

Yes! But minuscule micro biological species, and not enough life support for them to develop beyond that. See BBC planets...

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Why do sandwiches always taste better if someone else makes them for you?

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Where in Yorkshire does tea grow

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

Where did Theresa May learn to dance?

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Did the Loch Ness Monster assassinate JFK?

Also, what was the fate of the alleged fifth Tele-tubby after they crash landed in Roswell in 1947?

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"Where did Theresa May learn to dance?

on the Muppet show by the looks of it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where did Theresa May learn to dance?

Will she follow Anne Widdecombe on to Strictly?

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Where did Theresa May learn to dance?

on the Muppet show by the looks of it"

I heard a rumour that her dance instructor was none other than the late, Gerry Anderson.....

F.A.B!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did the Loch Ness Monster assassinate JFK?

Also, what was the fate of the alleged fifth Tele-tubby after they crash landed in Roswell in 1947?"
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It was a weather balloon..you saw and heard nothing.Men in black emoji...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why does lasagne taste so much better reheated the following day?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"No A pigs a pig

A sheep's a sheep

Why don't we have a flock of sheeps, we don't have a herd of cow."

Right...... I have the answer.

A tooth becomes teeth

A foot becomes feet

So a single sheep must really be a shoop.

Don't dare argue. I'm right. In black and white.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

why do most men on here fancy tv/ts,,but deny it

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Is this that Raymond chap who makes watches?

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

Whatever happened to earth wind and fire?

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Whatever happened to earth wind and fire?"

Is that the band who used word play to create their group name - based on a legendary FAB forumite by all accounts?...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is Sydney University looking at your pictures

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Perhaps Horace the sheep from Monte python. He did not want to be eaten and tried to make his flock fly. They did not fly, as much as plumit.

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By *o_eye_deerMan over a year ago

The South Near That London

"No A pigs a pig

A sheep's a sheep

Why don't we have a flock of sheeps, we don't have a herd of cow.

Right...... I have the answer.

A tooth becomes teeth

A foot becomes feet

So a single sheep must really be a shoop.

Don't dare argue. I'm right. In black and white."

Well that’s answered another question (that hasn’t been asked) what the hell was the shoop-shoop song was about - Sheep! Thank you granny!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If the speed of light is

670,616,629 mph how come there's no speed cameras in space?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If ,as I have been told babies come from storks :

where do jelly babies come from

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If ,as I have been told babies come from storks :

where do jelly babies come from"
jellyfish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What happened to the girl in the middle in human centipede?"

I still can't imagine how the film producer managed to pitch that film successfully to the studios.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Horsham

How do deer know to only cross, at the deer crossing signs?

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By *o_eye_deerMan over a year ago

The South Near That London

"How do deer know to only cross, at the deer crossing signs?"

No Idea...

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By *alking HeadMan over a year ago

Bolton

"If the speed of light is

670,616,629 mph how come there's no speed cameras in space? "

There are, but they too are travelling at the speed of light. We just cant see them. Theyre either small, or far away..

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

"Is it 50 years since we landed on the moon or 50 years from the biggest scam?"

The evidence suggests that we know the answer though

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By *heislanderMan over a year ago

cheshunt

What is in the briefcase in the movie Pulp Fiction?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Which came first....the chicken or the egg?"

Depends which costume the guy is wearing to the party

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By *irenGuy70Man over a year ago

Cirencester

Did whoever was meeting Blazin' Squad ever turn up at the crossroads?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are the colours I see the same as the ones you see. If they were different does this account for difference in taste..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What is in the briefcase in the movie Pulp Fiction?

That’s easy. It’s Marcellus wallace soul.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If the speed of light is

670,616,629 mph how come there's no speed cameras in space?

There are, but they too are travelling at the speed of light. We just cant see them. Theyre either small, or far away.."

Don’t get me started on relativity.

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By *heislanderMan over a year ago

cheshunt

"What is in the briefcase in the movie Pulp Fiction?

That’s easy. It’s Marcellus wallace soul. "

Is that what you believe ?

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By *ouis CyphreMan over a year ago

The Midlands

What is the use of use?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do crabs think fish can fly?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do crabs think fish can fly? "

Why would they care?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will the next fart you let loose smell or not.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Will the next fart you let loose smell or not."
lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do crabs think fish can fly?

Why would they care?"

I don't see why they wouldn't.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do crabs think fish can fly?

Why would they care?

I don't see why they wouldn't. "

I don’t see why they would

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Do crabs think fish can fly?

Why would they care?

I don't see why they wouldn't. "

What do you think?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do crabs think fish can fly?

Why would they care?

I don't see why they wouldn't.

I don’t see why they would

What have you got against crabs lol? I like to think they have their own intricate soictey with there own crab philosophers asking the big questions

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do crabs think fish can fly?

Why would they care?

I don't see why they wouldn't.

I don’t see why they would

What have you got against crabs lol? I like to think they have their own intricate soictey with there own crab philosophers asking the big questions

I’m just bored and looking for someone to wind up

Crabs do not think of fish...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Unbearable itch so I've heard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Crabs do not think of fish..."

Depends how clean the woman is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did Michael Jackson do the moonwalk or was it faked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are the colours I see the same as the ones you see. If they were different does this account for difference in taste.."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are the colours I see the same as the ones you see. If they were different does this account for difference in taste..

Yes people do see colours differently as the ratio and density of the different types of cells within our eyes can vary by person. Plus our brains then process the signals from the eye in subtlety different ways."
I think bluebells are a prime example some people see blue some people see purple flowers

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By *egasus NobMan over a year ago

Merton

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By *egasus NobMan over a year ago

Merton

to much questions to type.

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By *astyEricMan over a year ago

Hull

What's my name

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By *xelf787Man over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

"How do deer know to only cross, at the deer crossing signs?

No Idea..."

Would that make them blind- badum lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who was jack the ripper

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What is in the briefcase in the movie Pulp Fiction?

That’s easy. It’s Marcellus wallace soul. "

Nobody??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why is there a sell by date on sour cream ?

How do keep off the grass signs get there ?

Why is there only ONE monopoly commission ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why is there a sell by date on sour cream ?

How do keep off the grass signs get there ?

Why is there only ONE monopoly commission ??"
like that keep off the grass one

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Horsham

"Every one I know has an odd sock draw. Where do all the other socks disappear to?"

According to Terry Pratchett, it is the sock monster. He eats one sock only.

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"No A pigs a pig

A sheep's a sheep

Why don't we have a flock of sheeps, we don't have a herd of cow.

Right...... I have the answer.

A tooth becomes teeth

A foot becomes feet

So a single sheep must really be a shoop.

Don't dare argue. I'm right. In black and white."

I'm too busy laughing to argue

.....Shoop

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

Does a Devine power exist?

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

What meat is in a kebab?

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By *xelf787Man over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

"What meat is in a kebab? "

Well it's supposed to be lamb but depends which dodgy kebab shop you buy it from!!

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By *appy headCouple over a year ago

leicester

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By *appy headCouple over a year ago

leicester

(Male asking )Will anybody make love to me lol

Might as well ask how long is a piece of string

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does a seagull know the difference between a male and a female, they always seem to crap on men

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"why do most men on here fancy tv/ts,,but deny it

We barely see any Male profiles that state they’re not looking for TVs. Do tell where you’re finding them lol! They are completely straight of course according to them.

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By *omaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"Do you reckon sheep identify as a sheep? Like out there somewhere is there a sheep that identifies as a cow, maybe even a pig.

A species fluid mammal"

Hush mate, you'll give someone ideas and the transgender rights movement will be calling for the sheep's RIGHT to identify as a cow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you reckon sheep identify as a sheep? Like out there somewhere is there a sheep that identifies as a cow, maybe even a pig.

A species fluid mammal

Hush mate, you'll give someone ideas and the transgender rights movement will be calling for the sheep's RIGHT to identify as a cow "

Don’t you just know it! Vets will have no right to ask if the pooch is a dog or bitch prior to it going in for an op. It’s going off the chart crazy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What if the colour red I see, isnt the same colour red you see? Lol

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

If you puta pig and a dog in a moving car, which one would do the steering?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Something that rhymes with orange

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

Do witch's actually float?

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Horsham

If a man has sex with a TV/TS, does that make him BiSexual?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If a man has sex with a TV/TS, does that make him BiSexual?"
that's answerable lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

From what I've seen of so called human intelligence there is probably life on Earth thats already more intelligent than most humans.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What is that ticking noise coming from my rectum

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By *xhib12Man over a year ago

Blyth

"If you puta pig and a dog in a moving car, which one would do the steering?"

The one in uniform.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If a lap dancer is dancing ,and the man stands up ,is she out of a job

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By *oeofsussexMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

Did Godot actually turn up after they gave up waiting?

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By *sgigglersCouple over a year ago

Stoke on Trent

"Do you reckon sheep identify as a sheep? Like out there somewhere is there a sheep that identifies as a cow, maybe even a pig.

A species fluid mammal

some are identified as women in Mid Wales

This made me snort

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By *oeofsussexMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

Who killed Jimmy Hoffa?

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By *oeofsussexMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

How does El Chapo expect to escape prison now?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If Voyager 2 which has now left our solar system,is continuing on its straight-line trajectory..how come it hasn't been " nudged " by dark matter or dark energy by a million miles or a million years come to that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does my cheese block feel pain when I slice a piece away??

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By *arkb73Man over a year ago

Cheshire/Staffs

"If the speed of light is

670,616,629 mph how come there's no speed cameras in space? "

There’s no need for them as the speed of light is the universal speed limit.

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By *arkb73Man over a year ago

Cheshire/Staffs

Why are there so many women on here ‘not meeting’ and why are they so proud of the fact?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why are there so many women on here ‘not meeting’ and why are they so proud of the fact? "

"Not meeting" maybe not to get hassled. I don't why they're so proud of the fact? What makes you say this?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is "sorry not looking for single guys" single guyist

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By *arkb73Man over a year ago

Cheshire/Staffs

"Why are there so many women on here ‘not meeting’ and why are they so proud of the fact?

"Not meeting" maybe not to get hassled. I don't why they're so proud of the fact? What makes you say this? "

You don’t get the point of this thread do you?

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By *oeofsussexMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

Why?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To be fair I've often wondered that too tho.

Also, what is it with "out of messages"? I've seen that a lot too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To be fair I've often wondered that too tho.

Also, what is it with "out of messages"? I've seen that a lot too."
id like to know this too.dont get 'out of messages'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has a signal ,sent from Earth, been picked up/noticed

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By *ust ClareTV/TS over a year ago

Settlewick!

"Has a signal ,sent from Earth, been picked up/noticed "

Yes,and they sent Ambassador Trump to investigate our planet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What is in the briefcase in the movie Pulp Fiction?

That’s easy. It’s Marcellus wallace soul.

Nobody??"

???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To be fair I've often wondered that too tho.

Also, what is it with "out of messages"? I've seen that a lot too.id like to know this too.dont get 'out of messages'"
just seen it again still don't get this.. anyone know what out of messages means ?

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"To be fair I've often wondered that too tho.

Also, what is it with "out of messages"? I've seen that a lot too.id like to know this too.dont get 'out of messages' just seen it again still don't get this.. anyone know what out of messages means ?

You only get so many messages if your on here free

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why did i do it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To be fair I've often wondered that too tho.

You only get so many messages if your on here free "
cheers

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Travelling

Why some people are such twats

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

How Greek fire was made

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

How PP got a spot on his toosh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We are all meat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If the speed of light is

670,616,629 mph how come there's no speed cameras in space?

There’s no need for them as the speed of light is the universal speed limit. "

You'd have to use light to take a picture of the speeding light so it'd get rather circular (you were speeding to take a pic of me speeding sort of thing lol)

????

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By *uck-RogersMan over a year ago

Tarka trail

Elvis. am I your love child. ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If the speed of light is

670,616,629 mph how come there's no speed cameras in space?

There’s no need for them as the speed of light is the universal speed limit.

You'd have to use light to take a picture of the speeding light so it'd get rather circular (you were speeding to take a pic of me speeding sort of thing lol)

????"

If you could travel at the speed of light, would there be any point in having headlights?

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