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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I just cant 
Soon I'm going to have to be craned out of the window of my house by the fire brigade and taken in a special fat persons ambulance 
I need something or someone else to do before I explode!
Who else cant walk past the fridge without opening it?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"STOP EATING!!!"
I really cant
I'm making dinner now and I've eaten most of it while cooking it!
I'm going to have to drink wine - it's the only way to stop  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"STOP EATING!!!
I really cant
I'm making dinner now and I've eaten most of it while cooking it!
I'm going to have to drink wine - it's the only way to stop "
Start running |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a similarly curious condition in that I can’t walk past a kebab or burger van without gormandising their food...."
I feel your pain - at least they're outside- the fridge is just seconds away  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Op, are we sisters?
I’m not even chewing food any more, just inhaling it. Oink "
But where are you putting this food?
Those long legs must be hollow!
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"I just cant
Soon I'm going to have to be craned out of the window of my house by the fire brigade and taken in a special fat persons ambulance
I need something or someone else to do before I explode!
Who else cant walk past the fridge without opening it?
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This made me laugh  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just cant
Soon I'm going to have to be craned out of the window of my house by the fire brigade and taken in a special fat persons ambulance
I need something or someone else to do before I explode!
Who else cant walk past the fridge without opening it?
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I have beans and yes I can walk past fridge because where I am their isn't one  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I just cant
Soon I'm going to have to be craned out of the window of my house by the fire brigade and taken in a special fat persons ambulance
I need something or someone else to do before I explode!
Who else cant walk past the fridge without opening it?
This made me laugh "
It's a serious post |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Swap fridges with me! All I have in mine is bottled water and some cat food 
Have you tried the cat food?
Is it nice?
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No, and I don't even have a cat. The tin of food came with the rented apartment. I'm not entirely sure why but I don't want to throw it away in case a hungry cat turns up. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Swap fridges with me! All I have in mine is bottled water and some cat food we have almost identical fridges  "
This is why you have a lovely figure!
The secret = never go food shopping and only buy cat food and water. |
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"I just cant
Soon I'm going to have to be craned out of the window of my house by the fire brigade and taken in a special fat persons ambulance
I need something or someone else to do before I explode!
Who else cant walk past the fridge without opening it?
This made me laugh
It's a serious post "
Get one of those special fridges that oinks like a pig when you open it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I just cant
Soon I'm going to have to be craned out of the window of my house by the fire brigade and taken in a special fat persons ambulance
I need something or someone else to do before I explode!
Who else cant walk past the fridge without opening it?
This made me laugh
It's a serious post
Get one of those special fridges that oinks like a pig when you open it. "
Haha - omg is this a thing?
I need one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve just made a gorgeous tea.
Spinach, cucumber, basil, coriander and couscous salad with tandoori chicken with a yoghurt and mint dressing.
Was delicious. "
Oh yummy 
Sounds amazing - you forgot the naan |
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"I just cant
Soon I'm going to have to be craned out of the window of my house by the fire brigade and taken in a special fat persons ambulance
I need something or someone else to do before I explode!
Who else cant walk past the fridge without opening it?
This made me laugh
It's a serious post
Get one of those special fridges that oinks like a pig when you open it.
Haha - omg is this a thing?
I need one "
No I made it up  shall we go on dragons den? |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
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"I’ve just made a gorgeous tea.
Spinach, cucumber, basil, coriander and couscous salad with tandoori chicken with a yoghurt and mint dressing.
Was delicious.
Oh yummy
Sounds amazing - you forgot the naan "
Mmm yes that would have been nice..... I’m trying to be good and not have bread |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Same!!
I am studying and eat constantly while I’m studying in fact I eat that much I don’t have time to study!!
Finish in September and kidding myself on I will eat less then "
But at least you're learning while you eat - my mind goes blank - picture Honer Simpson |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I just cant
Soon I'm going to have to be craned out of the window of my house by the fire brigade and taken in a special fat persons ambulance
I need something or someone else to do before I explode!
Who else cant walk past the fridge without opening it?
This made me laugh
It's a serious post
Get one of those special fridges that oinks like a pig when you open it.
Haha - omg is this a thing?
I need one
No I made it up shall we go on dragons den?"
I think this would sell |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve just made a gorgeous tea.
Spinach, cucumber, basil, coriander and couscous salad with tandoori chicken with a yoghurt and mint dressing.
Was delicious.
Oh yummy
Sounds amazing - you forgot the naan
Mmm yes that would have been nice..... I’m trying to be good and not have bread "
Bread is the food of the gods!
Well done for cutting it out though - I'd rather be fat than give up bread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Op, are we sisters?
I’m not even chewing food any more, just inhaling it. Oink
But where are you putting this food?
Those long legs must be hollow!
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It’s all going straight to my cake-pot
I swear, I’d been doing so well for a year. Down from a size 14 to 10.
3weeks ago, BANG. I didn’t just fall off the wagon, I wrote it off. I need to kick myself up the arse tomorrow. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"STOP EATING!!!
I really cant
I'm making dinner now and I've eaten most of it while cooking it!
I'm going to have to drink wine - it's the only way to stop
Wine makes me want to eat pizza !! "
‘Opens the dominos app while pouring a glass of red’ |
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"STOP EATING!!!
I really cant
I'm making dinner now and I've eaten most of it while cooking it!
I'm going to have to drink wine - it's the only way to stop
Wine makes me want to eat pizza !!
‘Opens the dominos app while pouring a glass of red’ "
Oh you tease |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"STOP EATING!!!
I really cant
I'm making dinner now and I've eaten most of it while cooking it!
I'm going to have to drink wine - it's the only way to stop
Wine makes me want to eat pizza !! "
Mmmmm pizza
I want pizza now!
(Pig emoji) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You need something to stop your appetite
The only thing that stops my appetite is stress and I don't want any of that
A new FWB might help though "
A fwb that gives you stress maybe? |
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After some deep reflection I have come up with an awesome solution!
Turn off thy fridge; In this humid weather, everything will spoil in a small matter of time and you will no longer wish to eat it 
You see, witness my powers of logic; They are truly astounding |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"After some deep reflection I have come up with an awesome solution!
Turn off thy fridge; In this humid weather, everything will spoil in a small matter of time and you will no longer wish to eat it
You see, witness my powers of logic; They are truly astounding "
Get out of the thread!
I made lasagne this evening - which is obviously enough to feed 10 people
Throw it away
Don't be ridiculous! |
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"After some deep reflection I have come up with an awesome solution!
Turn off thy fridge; In this humid weather, everything will spoil in a small matter of time and you will no longer wish to eat it
You see, witness my powers of logic; They are truly astounding
Get out of the thread!
I made lasagne this evening - which is obviously enough to feed 10 people
Throw it away
Don't be ridiculous!"
Lasagne did you say? Er....well.....as I’m such a chivalrous type of guy, I could in an entirely selfless act of valiant gallantry, take it off your hands to spare you the sinful temptation.
*prepares knife and fork* .......  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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At the moment, me
I'm not stressed, but certainly headed in that direction
1st sign of stress and my appetite kicks in
Worse still, it's always carbs it heads for
Bread is like smack to me
If it's edible, it can go on a butty, or if not, with a butty |
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