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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Omg she is going to kill you!!!! Lol!!
PT x
her idea honest  "
Now I've never met Nora, but from what I can tell from the forum I very much doubt that!!! Lol!! 
PT x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thread coming up saying rate your false teeth and black eye.
You are on thin ice my pedigree chum "
im heavy for you to be under it when it breaks tho lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thread coming up saying rate your false teeth and black eye.
You are on thin ice my pedigree chum
I love that line....... 
M"
My daily life consists of snatch quotes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s a bit of nasty growler really
If you’ve seen the film Predator, the bit were he takes his mask off, well it looks like that!  "
I’ve not seen that but just googled it and yeah pretty spot on to be fair  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s a bit of nasty growler really
If you’ve seen the film Predator, the bit were he takes his mask off, well it looks like that!
I’ve not seen that but just googled it and yeah pretty spot on to be fair "
Im just imagining Arnold Schwarzenegger now "you're one ugly motherfucker" hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s a bit of nasty growler really
If you’ve seen the film Predator, the bit were he takes his mask off, well it looks like that!
I’ve not seen that but just googled it and yeah pretty spot on to be fair Im just imagining Arnold Schwarzenegger now "you're one ugly motherfucker" hahaha "
So that’s why people keep saying that! I need to watch his film  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OMG. Only now have I finally been made aware of what this camel malarky stuff is
What an innocent noob I am! "
You’re so foreign sometimes . Soooo cute. Makes me wanna squeeze them chubby cheeks |
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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago
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"I'd give her one.
Just the one?"
An italian a french man and an English guy having a drink, talk turns to sex..
French guy says" last night I make love to my lady three times and when I left this morning ze lady says I am a magnificent lover!!"...
Italian says "only tree, I make love to my lady four times.. and this morning when I left she says I am the greatest."
English guy says "last night I only did it once...!!". "Once..pah..!! And what did the lady say to you this morning.. ?"
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"please don't stop!!"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd give her one.
Just the one?
An italian a french man and an English guy having a drink, talk turns to sex..
French guy says" last night I make love to my lady three times and when I left this morning ze lady says I am a magnificent lover!!"...
Italian says "only tree, I make love to my lady four times.. and this morning when I left she says I am the greatest."
English guy says "last night I only did it once...!!". "Once..pah..!! And what did the lady say to you this morning.. ?"
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"please don't stop!!" "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nora’s camel is a truly majestic entity.
Indeed, I shall bow down upon my knees before it and pay diligent homage "
What time and where? Can you give me half hour? |
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"Nora’s camel is a truly majestic entity.
Indeed, I shall bow down upon my knees before it and pay diligent homage
What time and where? Can you give me half hour? "
Half an hour to be ready?
Or half an hour of homage? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nora’s camel is a truly majestic entity.
Indeed, I shall bow down upon my knees before it and pay diligent homage
What time and where? Can you give me half hour?
Half an hour to be ready?
Or half an hour of homage? "
How did that sentence turn me on. It’s not even sexy! I need to marry this man  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who? Me? 
Or the homage provider?
I'm asking lots of questions today
Haha I meant him but you’ll do
Kerching... he shoots her scores!! Hehe"
Damn I thought I was speaking to red not the monkey! |
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"Who? Me?
Or the homage provider?
I'm asking lots of questions today
Haha I meant him but you’ll do
Kerching... he shoots her scores!! Hehe
Damn I thought I was speaking to red not the monkey! "
And there goes my balloon ... thoroughly deflated
*Monkey contemplates removing Nora from the hot list*  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who? Me?
Or the homage provider?
I'm asking lots of questions today
Haha I meant him but you’ll do
Kerching... he shoots her scores!! Hehe
Damn I thought I was speaking to red not the monkey!
And there goes my balloon ... thoroughly deflated
*Monkey contemplates removing Nora from the hot list* "
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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago
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"Thread coming up saying rate your false teeth and black eye.
You are on thin ice my pedigree chum
I love that line.......
M
My daily life consists of snatch quotes "
Have you seen Snatch Wars?
Snatch and Star Wars mash up.
Brilliant.
https://youtu.be/vskHXtPuvBk
M
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thread coming up saying rate your false teeth and black eye.
You are on thin ice my pedigree chum
I love that line.......
M
My daily life consists of snatch quotes
Have you seen Snatch Wars?
Snatch and Star Wars mash up.
Brilliant.
https://youtu.be/vskHXtPuvBk
M
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Yes I have! And it’s hilarious!! |
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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago
The South |
"Thread coming up saying rate your false teeth and black eye.
You are on thin ice my pedigree chum
I love that line.......
M
My daily life consists of snatch quotes
Have you seen Snatch Wars?
Snatch and Star Wars mash up.
Brilliant.
https://youtu.be/vskHXtPuvBk
M
Yes I have! And it’s hilarious!!"
Without doubt one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time.
M |
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