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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Do you take a photo of your cock by a sky remote to show that yes, they’ll get a good dicking...and after, you can chill with over 800 channel choices?

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

I don’t have Sky, no wonder I’m stuck

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Do you take a photo of your cock by a sky remote to show that yes, they’ll get a good dicking...and after, you can chill with over 800 channel choices?"

I have Virgin.

*apt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you take a photo of your cock by a sky remote to show that yes, they’ll get a good dicking...and after, you can chill with over 800 channel choices?"
Never took one with a remote now a tin of chicken korma

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A good dicking"?

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

Leeds

I prefer the lynx can as then the ladies will know I smell real good

And it’s the travel lynx can by the way as I have a tiny tiddler

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I always take a pic of it next to a Lambrini bottle; Dead classy I am

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By *acktar74Man over a year ago

leeds

I normal do it with the batteries from the control. I dont feel embarrassed by size then

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

""A good dicking"?"

A good fucking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you take a photo of your cock by a sky remote to show that yes, they’ll get a good dicking...and after, you can chill with over 800 channel choices?Never took one with a remote now a tin of chicken korma

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s merely used as a lure. I bought my remote on eBay. I don’t own a television though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""A good dicking"?

A good fucking "

I am aware.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got the new sky remote it's not as impressive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""A good dicking"?

A good fucking "

A "good" fucking?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

""A good dicking"?

A good fucking

A "good" fucking?"

A super good fucking

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

""A good dicking"?

A good fucking

A "good" fucking?

A super good fucking "

How about mediocre, raising to average if you’re lucky?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

""A good dicking"?

A good fucking

A "good" fucking?

A super good fucking

How about mediocre, raising to average if you’re lucky?

Better hope you get all the channels

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Chicken korma comes in a tin?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think thats my next pic challenge to turn my cock into a tv temote

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think thats my next pic challenge to turn my cock into a tv temote"

That’s not a challenge, that’s magic

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Hardly watch Tv and don't have Sky

Besides, I prefer to have intercourse with the mind first to build desire for a proper "dicking"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chicken korma comes in a tin?

"
It's not my thing normally but I'm camping and it's bloody looooooovley

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think thats my next pic challenge to turn my cock into a tv temote

That’s not a challenge, that’s magic "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""A good dicking"?

A good fucking

A "good" fucking?

A super good fucking "

Oh cool, you come to the right place

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

""A good dicking"?

A good fucking

A "good" fucking?

A super good fucking

How about mediocre, raising to average if you’re lucky?

Better hope you get all the channels"

I often get a poor reception

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""A good dicking"?

A good fucking

A "good" fucking?

A super good fucking

How about mediocre, raising to average if you’re lucky?

Better hope you get all the channels

I often get a poor reception

It's the Antenna on your forehead!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I don't think I'm qualified enough to comment on this thread, although I might go to the Bookies and nick one of their pens

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't think I'm qualified enough to comment on this thread, although I might go to the Bookies and nick one of their pens

Or an Argos one

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

""A good dicking"?

A good fucking

A "good" fucking?

A super good fucking

How about mediocre, raising to average if you’re lucky?

Better hope you get all the channels

I often get a poor reception

It's the Antenna on your forehead!

I was never really going to pass as a unicorn I guess

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By *ittleAcornMan over a year ago

visiting the beach

I haven't done it myself, but I guess it's a useful comparison for those people looking for something specific.

Sorry for being sensible, I'll try not to do it again.

I tend to use macaroni.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I haven't done it myself, but I guess it's a useful comparison for those people looking for something specific.

Sorry for being sensible, I'll try not to do it again.

I tend to use macaroni. "

Cooked?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I haven't done it myself, but I guess it's a useful comparison for those people looking for something specific.

Sorry for being sensible, I'll try not to do it again.

I tend to use macaroni. "

Is that so you can make macaroni cheese afterwards

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By *ittleAcornMan over a year ago

visiting the beach

"I haven't done it myself, but I guess it's a useful comparison for those people looking for something specific.

Sorry for being sensible, I'll try not to do it again.

I tend to use macaroni.

Is that so you can make macaroni cheese afterwards

Lol

So wrong!

I prefer macaroni pudding.

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By *ittleAcornMan over a year ago

visiting the beach

"I haven't done it myself, but I guess it's a useful comparison for those people looking for something specific.

Sorry for being sensible, I'll try not to do it again.

I tend to use macaroni.

Cooked?

Let's say yes, slightly bigger...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

500ml bottle of water, because hydration is important

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i use one of those tiny coca cola cans.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"500ml bottle of water, because hydration is important "

That is true!

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By *heekybarstewardMan over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Ahhh for the halcyon days of a tin of lynx java for sizing up and a Polaroid instamacic camera ....then good old royal mail

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Ahhh for the halcyon days of a tin of lynx java for sizing up and a Polaroid instamacic camera ....then good old royal mail

You used Rendezvous as well then?

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By *nglishdoodMan over a year ago

Morristown

I used a London bus in mine.

There's a joke about everyone coming at once there somewhere.

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By *ewforestguyMan over a year ago

England

"Do you take a photo of your cock by a sky remote to show that yes, they’ll get a good dicking...and after, you can chill with over 800 channel choices?"
can you change the title to "SOME men" ??? we're not all the same thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you take a photo of your cock by a sky remote to show that yes, they’ll get a good dicking...and after, you can chill with over 800 channel choices?"

I never have, is that where I’m going wrong?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do you take a photo of your cock by a sky remote to show that yes, they’ll get a good dicking...and after, you can chill with over 800 channel choices?

can you change the title to "SOME men" ??? we're not all the same thanks. "

Do you not have sky?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do you take a photo of your cock by a sky remote to show that yes, they’ll get a good dicking...and after, you can chill with over 800 channel choices?

I never have, is that where I’m going wrong?"

Yes. We all love knowing what TV provider you’re with

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By *ewforestguyMan over a year ago

England

"Do you take a photo of your cock by a sky remote to show that yes, they’ll get a good dicking...and after, you can chill with over 800 channel choices?

can you change the title to "SOME men" ??? we're not all the same thanks.

Do you not have sky?"

yes, i do have sky, but i've never taken a photo of my cock next to the sky remote, or a deodorant can, or a beer bottle.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you take a photo of your cock by a sky remote to show that yes, they’ll get a good dicking...and after, you can chill with over 800 channel choices?

I never have, is that where I’m going wrong?

Yes. We all love knowing what TV provider you’re with

In that case Virgin

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By *bsinthe_boyMan over a year ago

Luton

I think there's money to be mace from production of miniature sky remotes...

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"I've got the new sky remote it's not as impressive"

What the remote....or...

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By *nnocentimesMan over a year ago

over there by that tree

"I think there's money to be mace from production of miniature sky remotes... "

Sky Q is pretty small

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By *good-being-badMan over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

"I don't think I'm qualified enough to comment on this thread, although I might go to the Bookies and nick one of their pens

Or an Argos one

I can tell you two things..

1. My cock is the same length as 3 argos pens,

2. I have a lifetime ban from argos.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't think I'm qualified enough to comment on this thread, although I might go to the Bookies and nick one of their pens

Or an Argos one

I can tell you two things..

1. My cock is the same length as 3 argos pens,

2. I have a lifetime ban from argos."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you take a photo of your cock by a sky remote to show that yes, they’ll get a good dicking...and after, you can chill with over 800 channel choices?"

Nah i rather use my leg to give an idea of scale and i am more of a Netflix kinda guy

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By *ilentnoiseMan over a year ago

Belfast

Great post. Hilarious responses.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Great post. Hilarious responses. "

Thanks buddy, means a lot

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By *o_eye_deerMan over a year ago

The South Near That London

We've only got Firestick remotes, they aren't anywhere near as impressive as a Sky one

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