Off to cut the bushes ( insert dirty innuendo )
I'm scared it's big and noisy ( insert juvenile comparison e.g. blurt box )
If my typing is slow later - I lopped an arm off.
Neighbours that lovely ole neighbour of yours is chopping, bending and filling the green bin...... DONT BLOODY WAVE! Shout , We know who you are... and come n help  |
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"Have you cut through the cable yet? 
Did that years ago AND through the outdoor fairy lights in the tree ...... all good fun. Good job the leccy blew or i'd be toasted crumpet."
Lol that made me laugh  my holly needs trimming but I’ll get a man in to do it |
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"Off to cut the bushes ( insert dirty innuendo )
I'm scared it's big and noisy ( insert juvenile comparison e.g. blurt box )
If my typing is slow later - I lopped an arm off.
Neighbours that lovely ole neighbour of yours is chopping, bending and filling the green bin...... DONT BLOODY WAVE! Shout , We know who you are... and come n help "
I feel nutbush city limits and all bush bush in the bush! |
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"Have you cut through the cable yet?
Did that years ago AND through the outdoor fairy lights in the tree ...... all good fun. Good job the leccy blew or i'd be toasted crumpet.
Lol that made me laugh my holly needs trimming but I’ll get a man in to do it "
I am a man |
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"Have you cut through the cable yet?
Did that years ago AND through the outdoor fairy lights in the tree ...... all good fun. Good job the leccy blew or i'd be toasted crumpet.
Lol that made me laugh my holly needs trimming but I’ll get a man in to do it
I am a man "
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"Have you cut through the cable yet?
God I've done that before I just stood there in total disbelief as I was ever so careful. Yeah clearly not."
I've cut through 2 mower cables and 1 hedge trimmer cable. |
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"Have you cut through the cable yet?
God I've done that before I just stood there in total disbelief as I was ever so careful. Yeah clearly not.
I've cut through 2 mower cables and 1 hedge trimmer cable. "
I have a petrol mover thankfully or I'm sure I'd go through that as well. Putting one step in front of the other nowadays can feel alien,I'm so accident prone. |
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Chainsaws.......the most manly of tools!
In fact such a surge of testosterone doth they imbue unto any who wields them, that it has been scientifically demonstrated on numerous occasions that even ladies will grow a spontaneous and instantaneous full beard via the mere touch on the manly handle of one.
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"Chainsaws.......the most manly of tools!
In fact such a surge of testosterone doth they imbue unto any who wields them, that it has been scientifically demonstrated on numerous occasions that even ladies will grow a spontaneous and instantaneous full beard via the mere touch on the manly handle of one.
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Must be my lucky day. I grew a cock and two balls. |
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"Chainsaws.......the most manly of tools!
In fact such a surge of testosterone doth they imbue unto any who wields them, that it has been scientifically demonstrated on numerous occasions that even ladies will grow a spontaneous and instantaneous full beard via the mere touch on the manly handle of one.
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Hmmmm ok, not dure about that.. To me its another tool of my trade as is all the climbing gear etc.. But then maybe thats something to do with my different personalities lol   |
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