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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The sun has got his (her) hat on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Same as it ever was

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only 1 swimmer in the pool.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Today ive fucked up on bench press, missed the peg on one side dropped it on me with 120kg.. my bodys in pain... my pride hurts more.

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Today I noticed a small hole in my sock situated on the little toe side of my left foot.

I estimated the said aperture to be approximately 5mm in diameter - an estimation I subsequently found to be slightly inaccurate via the scientific application of a tape measure, whereupon I deduced a more accurate measurement of 6.45 mm.

Be sure to stay tuned for more updates on this veritably fascinating, unfolding saga......

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

Been sunbathing n noticed a hole in my sun lounger!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nail varnish tastes quite nice.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will wash my hair today. Promise.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Housework!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm eating M&M's eggs. Yum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm eating F&B's eggs. Yum."

Do that well please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm eating F&B's eggs. Yum.

Do that well please "

I'm biting into them. Very crunchy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh you've changed the letters. Very clever

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh you've changed the letters. Very clever

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm finished. The whole packet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have ants in my patio

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have ants in my patio"

Piss on them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s raining here so outdoor cinema is a no.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

My room clock has a second hand but it looks new

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The burgers are ready

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Scoffing chocolate digestives

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By *opsy71Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

I've used a new machine at the gym today and now I ache in places I never knew I had.

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

It looks like they are having a barbecue next door.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have one of my socks half on my foot. Pm for photos.

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Its hard to type on a playstation 3 pad

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By *he Mac LassWoman over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I found a perfect mint green nail polish today.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had steak for my tea. I'm now eating strawberries.

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By *eltonmanMan over a year ago

Melton Mowbray

still job searching

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm watching tennis. I want Evans to win, but its not looking good.

I ate a big fat strawberry.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just yawned.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

People are weird.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in bed, yawning and eyes are running

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just yawned."

Me too! It must be catching. I also nearly sneezed. Nearly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had chicken chow mein

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

on 3rd vodka and

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just yawned.

Me too! It must be catching. I also nearly sneezed. Nearly."

Haha I'll wait for that. Things on here spread rather fast

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Dya know i think even reading the word yawn makes you yawn..I just did too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/07/19 23:08:03]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My new (to me) saddle arrived today, hopefully this will fit my undercarriage lol

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I just yawned.

Me too! It must be catching. I also nearly sneezed. Nearly.

Haha I'll wait for that. Things on here spread rather fast

Oh dear.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I started drinking coffee in last week without sugar.. guess what ..i now prefer it without ..never thought i would..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just got out of bed

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By *uttyjonnMan over a year ago

SEA

i am thinking about changing my washing powder....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tanned man desperate for sleep gets up stop........ Is starving stop.......... Has beans stop....... Well you know what comes next stop

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"i am thinking about changing my washing powder...."
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thats just crazy talk...what would the neighbours think....its too rash a step to even contemplate..dont do it .im begging you like a dog..p.s.mine tastes funny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i am thinking about changing my washing powder.....

thats just crazy talk...what would the neighbours think....its too rash a step to even contemplate..dont do it .im begging you like a dog..p.s.mine tastes funny"
your dog ewwwww

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The dog has relieved himself in garden, time for coffee.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im writing an update for the stage lighting i am building at work.

Im really pleased with myself and it all works really well, but nobody else cares.

*sniff*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"i am thinking about changing my washing powder.....

thats just crazy talk...what would the neighbours think....its too rash a step to even contemplate..dont do it .im begging you like a dog..p.s.mine tastes funnyyour dog ewwwww "
aww good one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's Sunday. I don't go to church.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m on the pan

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I need a wee.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Boris is being funny again.

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

"Boris is being funny again."
Becker?

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By *ynecplCouple over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Had fish for dinner tonight, oh and I finished the glossing in the spare bedroom.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sitting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just put my nightie on. There's no stopping me now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just put my nightie on. There's no stopping me now."

Pics?

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

Amy left love island.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

London traffic was busy today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m watching Boris v Jeremy . Eyes are slowly glazing over

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By *an_LexaCouple over a year ago

Sunderland

I feel the need to burp - it’s just not happening

Someone rub my back

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

Today - I didn’t go out for a bike ride.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's a rabbit on the lawn..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just had dinner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I should brush my teeth.

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS over a year ago

Leeds

I didn't eat all my chips this evening

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

I'm tired.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My back aches so I’ve taken some ibruphen.

Mrs P x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve just ate a large piece of white chocolate and raspberry torte...... now I feel sick.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in the bath

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

I'm still awake.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wide awake here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Moving into new house at 10:00am still packing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Going to work in an hour.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Alarms just gone off

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Its 6:15..thats the time that its always been

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By *rReyMan over a year ago

Fleet

Getting on the train to London...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just had soup

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

Waiting for a bus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've been up since 3am and I am very tired

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been up since 3am and I am very tired "
me to but not so much tired, going for a walk now on beach

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been up since 3am and I am very tired me to but not so much tired, going for a walk now on beach

I wish I lived near a beach! Have fun ^ . ^

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm just about to get out of bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i’m drinking water

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

Blackrock

Can’t be arsed off to hospital for a check up to see why my todgers not working. Pffft

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By *e DevilMan over a year ago

Blantyre

Sat my phone on the edge of my bed last night.

Woke this morning and found it lying on the floor about 7 inches from the bed. Happy to announce there appears to be no application casualties at this time and all functions are working as normal . The phone is currently safe and well in a more secure location.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m at work.

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Gardening day

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Someone sent me a gross message because I happen to be female and within 300 miles.

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By *oneyjule65Couple over a year ago

Halifax

I have hayfever..

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By *utchersDogMan over a year ago

Woking

I am not groot

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

It’s warm

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By *rwolfMan over a year ago

bristol

Coconut scented toilet paper... Bloody genius

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

My feet are cold but I'm too lazy to open the sock drawer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm watching tennis. Again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just mopped myself into a corner so now I have no choice but to watch telly and browse the forums

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Not sleeping properly makes me feel like shit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Heads gone

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By *W ChapMan over a year ago

Swindon

Looks like rain.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's still sunny I must be ready now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Pizza flyer leaflets just poured through letterbox.They're prob more nutritious than pizzas

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By *ighland gentlemanMan over a year ago

Ardgay

Just finished the ironing.

What to do next, hoovering or clean bathroom.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sun is gone.

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By *pitfiremk10Man over a year ago

Gloucester

Relentless sun in Spain. Sunbathing is getting tedious

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I'm watching a sex scene on this netflix thing I'm watching. It's not good.

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By *W_RedMan over a year ago

Manchester

I'm having a bath

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By *an_LexaCouple over a year ago

Sunderland

I’m contemplating going to bed

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Customer spills pint in pub.

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Now I need a pee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm showered, teeth brushed and in bed waiting for a.certain someone to ring. I think he's nodded off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thinking I want ice cream!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm up. Flying this afternoon.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's gonna be hot hot hot

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

We won quiz night again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm on the bus to work and I've got cramp in my left calf

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By *ighland gentlemanMan over a year ago

Ardgay

Dogs walked, had my shower, foggy as feck outside, have to drive from coast to coast with work.

Living the dream

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By *xperimentalistMan over a year ago

East Yorkshire

It may have drizzled a little bit overnight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tonight I pack my things and get back to the Mrs for the weekend.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have no news....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have the day off

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By *enithWoman over a year ago

closer than you think

Elderly neighbour picked up early this morning

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Waiting for men to take away a sofa.

And a lamp.

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By *s_macWoman over a year ago

Traffic land

Lidl does not have any watermelon for my breakfast. Second day running

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's bloody sunny again and I'm on the beach

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Waiting for men to take away a sofa.

And a lamp."

Bailiffs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am packed now. Finally.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm having coffee

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By *terobs6869Man over a year ago

Llandudno

The kettle has boiled

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By *an_LexaCouple over a year ago

Sunderland

"I'm having coffee

Wish someone would make me one

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By *xperimentalistMan over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Just stung myself on nettles

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Cricket.Australia won the toss..

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Waiting for men to take away a sofa.

And a lamp.

Bailiffs

No that was last week

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Waiting for men to take away a sofa.

And a lamp.

Bailiffs

No that was last week

"
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burglars?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mum just phoned! Doorbells broken

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Overcast and cloudy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm having coffee

Wish someone would make me one "
It's here come get it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just made a brew using a dessert spoon coz I was too lazy to lean over to the drainer and get a teaspoon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just made a brew using a dessert spoon coz I was too lazy to lean over to the drainer and get a teaspoon

P"
omg

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By *uzzy NavelWoman over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Considering hoovering the car, but I hate it when the tools don’t reach

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We are off on holiday this weekend and neither of us has started packing yet,yawwwnnnn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Considering hoovering the car, but I hate it when the tools don’t reach

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cordless only way to go

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By *uzzy NavelWoman over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"Considering hoovering the car, but I hate it when the tools don’t reach

cordless only way to go "

You got one or a tool I could use?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Considering hoovering the car, but I hate it when the tools don’t reach

cordless only way to go

You got one or a tool I could use?

"
lol I may have you tell me

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By *uzzy NavelWoman over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"Considering hoovering the car, but I hate it when the tools don’t reach

cordless only way to go

You got one or a tool I could use?

lol I may have you tell me

Surely you’d know? You must of used it multiple times...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Considering hoovering the car, but I hate it when the tools don’t reach

cordless only way to go

You got one or a tool I could use?

lol I may have you tell me

Surely you’d know? You must of used it multiple times...

"
I may have

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Just made a brew using a dessert spoon coz I was too lazy to lean over to the drainer and get a teaspoon

You crazy fox!

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Considering hoovering the car, but I hate it when the tools don’t reach

From the sofa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just went in on the Pm Game 97..

It's nearly reaching 100

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I'm going for a nap soon.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Marmite yum

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Divvy gets in shower with socks on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just walked about a quarter of a mile up to the compound to grab a boiler book. Now walking back to site

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm going for a nap soon. "

That wins it for most boring news

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm getting peckish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gotta go back to the beach don't wanna go but it's not gonna pay the bills

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sat in a layby

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I've just finished a Banana

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

Taken another feminax to combat el period pain.....

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Made a three egg omelette. Got distracted and forgot to put the cheese in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m going for a shower

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By *imbobaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Day 3. My internet keeps cutting out.

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

Having a little skive

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By *uzzy NavelWoman over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Current update, I’ve cleaned my car, and found £1.20 that I can get too as it’s stuck under the seat tracks...

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By *uzzy NavelWoman over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Cant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just about to eat veggie soup x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just done my roots

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just done my roots "
lol thankyou

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

News update thread nearly dead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just done my roots lol thankyou

Looking a bit orange

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just got me foils in

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By *eakcoupleCouple over a year ago

peak district

Just clipped the dog short.

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By *relanddirectMan over a year ago

cheshire

Just put washing in dryer can’t be arsed with clothes line, sitting with laptop at kitchen table as too lazy to go upstairs to office! A can’t be bothered today day

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