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Worst thing you've ever had in your mouth
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dentist needle!!  "
had that but wasn't the needle but of the back wash and fluid/spit of the medicine built up in my mouth a couldn't spit it out as dentist was working on me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cooked prawn. Can't stand them or even look at them. That one was hidden inside a risotto.not even in garlic "
No. But ironically I like prawn crackers or prawn flavoured crisps. Mind boggles why  |
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By *ky19Man
over a year ago
Plymouth OYO Hotel |
A spider... 
Though it was a pretty small normal sized one. I woke up in the night and could feel it.
Apologies for the squick, it really wasn't as scary horrible as it might seem cos I was so groggy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cooked prawn. Can't stand them or even look at them. That one was hidden inside a risotto.not even in garlic
No. But ironically I like prawn crackers or prawn flavoured crisps. Mind boggles why "
I'm the same with tomatoes. Love ketchup, like Tomato soup and will eat pizza with Tomato puree but can't have just normal tomatoes on anything.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A scuba diving mouth piece in a hotel pool in Mexico... it was too big, I announced to everyone poolside "i dont like big things in my mouth" ... my how times have changed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Natto- fermented soya beans. Tastes like I would expect a mix of gob, snott and 5 day old spunk would with butter beans thrown in for texture. "
you a veggie? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My dentist
But your profile says straight....!? 
Dentists can be female these days you know "
Well played!! How funny, my dentist is ridic hot in a dadbod kinda way and I forever associate dentists with thy image! Haha |
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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago
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"Sea cucumber, it is not a vegetable as I first though.
Isn't it a sea slug? "
Yes I was working in Hong Kong at the time and my Chinese work colleagues kept saying it is a sea cucumber. Only after I put it on my mouth did one lean over and say "but of course, you westerners call it a sea slug"
That was followed by an arguement about how much meat you can get on a Chickens foot, I was proved right when that dish arrived  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My dentist
But your profile says straight....!?
Dentists can be female these days you know
Well played!! How funny, my dentist is ridic hot in a dadbod kinda way and I forever associate dentists with thy image! Haha "
To be fair mine is a pretty hot Scottish lady but I’d rather not have her drilling my mouth  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Natto- fermented soya beans. Tastes like I would expect a mix of gob, snott and 5 day old spunk would with butter beans thrown in for texture. you a veggie?"
No I love a piece of prime steak. Why? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I was about 19 I'd placed an empty Baileys bottle by my bin. I pee'd into it one night when the bathroom was occupied, and then forgot about it, for a LONG time - weeks, if not a month or two. After that time, when I finally got round to binning it properly, I picked it up and noticed it still "had a drop of Baileys in it", so just opened it up, put it straight to my mouth, and swigged.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fermented shark or whale.
If you ever go to Iceland do not .. I repeat.. do not under any circumstances allow any of my fellow natives convince you that it's a good idea to have.
Firstly in order for shark meat to be consumed by a human it has to be fermented in amonnia for 6 months before we can even consume the meat.
Secondly it's rank... Like will make you vomit rank. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One of my classmate once through a chewing gum across the classroom unknowingly I was turning my head back to look behind me and caught the chewing gum in my mouth so grossed out.
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Kobe! |
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