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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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If this was a pub and not a forum where would you be sitting/standing and what would you be doing?
I'd be in a quiet-ish corner with a small group of people encouraging them to drink shots and talk nonsense whilst occasionally catching the eye of the hottie at the bar and willing them to come over. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would be mingling
I read that as "minging" which means very very d*unk up here
Hahaha! It means disgusting here.
I hope that’s not me. "
Well I wasn't gonna say..... |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
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"I would be mingling
I read that as "minging" which means very very d*unk up here
Hahaha! It means disgusting here.
I hope that’s not me.
Well I wasn't gonna say..... "
Does my body disgust you! ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would be mingling
I read that as "minging" which means very very d*unk up here
Hahaha! It means disgusting here.
I hope that’s not me.
Well I wasn't gonna say.....
Does my body disgust you! "
Of course not, you're beautiful. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Corner, laughing loudly
You can sit with me in my corner
You'll have me doing stupid stuff though
Of course! You know I love a game of dares! "
What would you dare me to do? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Corner, laughing loudly
You can sit with me in my corner
You'll have me doing stupid stuff though
Of course! You know I love a game of dares!
Oh rubi " you playing? ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Corner, laughing loudly
You can sit with me in my corner
You'll have me doing stupid stuff though
Of course! You know I love a game of dares!
What would you dare me to do?"
Put on a Russian accent and convince someone you're a spy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Corner, laughing loudly
You can sit with me in my corner
You'll have me doing stupid stuff though
Of course! You know I love a game of dares!
What would you dare me to do?
Put on a Russian accent and convince someone you're a spy. "
You are pleased to joke |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I will be in the beer garden nervously shredding beermats and avoiding all eye contact. Until I get tipsy, then I'll be chatting merrily to all and sundry. |
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"I will be in the beer garden nervously shredding beermats and avoiding all eye contact. Until I get tipsy, then I'll be chatting merrily to all and sundry. " I'll order the drinks to get you tipsy ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Casually walks up to the bar casting my eye over the clientele... "
Wanna chat shit with me at the bar, PB?
We can bet on the upcoming Ire V Scot game!! ![](/icons/s/razz.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d be on be on the prowl and fluttering my lashes and my next forum victim
#sorrynotsorry
#dontfuckmeifyouwantanyoneelsefromtheforumstoo
#jealouslysucks "
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"Ordering jägers and pink gin at the bar
Sat with cheeky
Interviewing dancers
Oh who can we pick
There’s some good potential in here "
I'll audition, so long as no pink bras ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"Ordering jägers and pink gin at the bar
Sat with cheeky
Interviewing dancers
Oh who can we pick
There’s some good potential in here
I'll audition, so long as no pink bras "
Defining your terms so specifically isn't always wise. ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
stockport |
"I’d be on be on the prowl and fluttering my lashes and my next forum victim
#sorrynotsorry
#dontfuckmeifyouwantanyoneelsefromtheforumstoo
#jealouslysucks
Come and dance with me so we can bitch "
I’m quite happy being solo...... in fact I’ll have all the boys to keep company ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Casually walks up to the bar casting my eye over the clientele...
Wanna chat shit with me at the bar, PB?
We can bet on the upcoming Ire V Scot game!! "
Pulls up a chair - you on the Guinness or the Tennents? |
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"I’d be on be on the prowl and fluttering my lashes and my next forum victim
#sorrynotsorry
#dontfuckmeifyouwantanyoneelsefromtheforumstoo
#jealouslysucks
Come and dance with me so we can bitch
I’m quite happy being solo...... in fact I’ll have all the boys to keep company "
#keepingtheboysentertained |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
stockport |
"I’d be on be on the prowl and fluttering my lashes and my next forum victim
#sorrynotsorry
#dontfuckmeifyouwantanyoneelsefromtheforumstoo
#jealouslysucks
Come and dance with me so we can bitch
I’m quite happy being solo...... in fact I’ll have all the boys to keep company
#keepingtheboysentertained"
#entertainingmyself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Casually walks up to the bar casting my eye over the clientele...
Wanna chat shit with me at the bar, PB?
We can bet on the upcoming Ire V Scot game!!
Pulls up a chair - you on the Guinness or the Tennents? "
Jameson, please! ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wallflower
Come and shred beermats with me whilst sitting in awkward silence.
I'm in.
Fancy a snog too?
I do "
Hurrah! Introverts corner is now snogging corner. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Wallflower
Come and shred beermats with me whilst sitting in awkward silence.
I'm in.
Fancy a snog too?
I do
Hurrah! Introverts corner is now snogging corner."
I'm pretending to be introverted now. |
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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago
Sunderland |
"Wallflower
Come and shred beermats with me whilst sitting in awkward silence.
I'm in.
Fancy a snog too?
I do
Hurrah! Introverts corner is now snogging corner.
I'm pretending to be introverted now."
I’m terribly shy ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wallflower
Come and shred beermats with me whilst sitting in awkward silence.
I'm in.
Fancy a snog too?
I do
Hurrah! Introverts corner is now snogging corner."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wallflower
Come and shred beermats with me whilst sitting in awkward silence.
I'm in.
Fancy a snog too?
I do
Hurrah! Introverts corner is now snogging corner.
I'm pretending to be introverted now."
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"I'd be in that corner with you Ru. Probably geeking out every now and again. People watching because god that can be interesting."
I'll come fetch you ladies from the corner for a dance ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wallflower
Come and shred beermats with me whilst sitting in awkward silence.
I'm in.
Fancy a snog too?
I do
Hurrah! Introverts corner is now snogging corner.
I'm pretending to be introverted now."
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"Ordering jägers and pink gin at the bar
Sat with cheeky
Interviewing dancers
Oh who can we pick
There’s some good potential in here
I'll audition, so long as no pink bras
Hello sweet cheeks "
Hola ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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"Ordering jägers and pink gin at the bar
Sat with cheeky
Interviewing dancers
Oh who can we pick
There’s some good potential in here
I'll audition, so long as no pink bras
Hello sweet cheeks
Hola "
You passed the interview by the way ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I'd be in that corner with you Ru. Probably geeking out every now and again. People watching because god that can be interesting.
I'll come fetch you ladies from the corner for a dance "
Oh yay! Love a good dad dance. ![](/icons/s/lol.gif) |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"I'd be in that corner with you Ru. Probably geeking out every now and again. People watching because god that can be interesting.
I'll come fetch you ladies from the corner for a dance
Oh yay! Love a good dad dance. "
I'd teach you to Salsa ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"I'd be in that corner with you Ru. Probably geeking out every now and again. People watching because god that can be interesting.
I'll come fetch you ladies from the corner for a dance
Oh yay! Love a good dad dance.
I'd teach you to Salsa "
As long as you keep away from me with that. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Casually walks up to the bar casting my eye over the clientele...
Wanna chat shit with me at the bar, PB?
We can bet on the upcoming Ire V Scot game!!
Pulls up a chair - you on the Guinness or the Tennents?
Jameson, please! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Casually walks up to the bar casting my eye over the clientele...
Wanna chat shit with me at the bar, PB?
We can bet on the upcoming Ire V Scot game!!
Pulls up a chair - you on the Guinness or the Tennents?
Jameson, please!
You like the hard stuff huh "
Indeed, PB, indeed! ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d be nicking the spirits and making cocktails- hic
Sat with doc now
What’s your poison?
Sex on the beach
I want cocktails!!! "
What would you like Rubi? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You'd find me with a DJ and a microphone karaoke on tonight
I wanna dance with somebody is the first one by me fancy a game of pool when you finish theres a drink waiting for you "
Is it pink gin and tonic? You know I love to play with a cue and balls ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"You'd find me with a DJ and a microphone karaoke on tonight
I wanna dance with somebody is the first one by me fancy a game of pool when you finish theres a drink waiting for you
Is it pink gin and tonic? You know I love to play with a cue and balls " double I'm getting you d*unk ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You'd find me with a DJ and a microphone karaoke on tonight
I wanna dance with somebody is the first one by me fancy a game of pool when you finish theres a drink waiting for you
Is it pink gin and tonic? You know I love to play with a cue and balls double I'm getting you d*unk "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d be nicking the spirits and making cocktails- hic
Sat with doc now
What’s your poison?
Sex on the beach
I want cocktails!!!
Make mine a dark and stormy "
Kraken and fever tree ginger beer ok? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’d be nicking the spirits and making cocktails- hic
Sat with doc now
What’s your poison?
Sex on the beach
I want cocktails!!!
What would you like Rubi?" surprise me ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d be nicking the spirits and making cocktails- hic
Sat with doc now
What’s your poison?
Sex on the beach
And what would you like to drink?
Vodka please
"
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"I’d be nicking the spirits and making cocktails- hic
Sat with doc now
What’s your poison?
Sex on the beach
I want cocktails!!!
Make mine a dark and stormy
Kraken and fever tree ginger beer ok?"
Brilliant ![](/icons/thumb_up.png) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d be nicking the spirits and making cocktails- hic
Sat with doc now
What’s your poison?
Sex on the beach
I want cocktails!!!
Make mine a dark and stormy
Kraken and fever tree ginger beer ok?
Brilliant "
On its way fresh lime? |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"I’d be nicking the spirits and making cocktails- hic
Sat with doc now
What’s your poison?
Sex on the beach
I want cocktails!!!
Make mine a dark and stormy
Kraken and fever tree ginger beer ok?
Brilliant
On its way fresh lime?"
You know it! ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’d be nicking the spirits and making cocktails- hic
Sat with doc now
What’s your poison?
Sex on the beach
I want cocktails!!!
What would you like Rubi? surprise me "
How about a champagne cocktail either a ChaChaCha or a French 75? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’d be nicking the spirits and making cocktails- hic
Sat with doc now
What’s your poison?
Sex on the beach
I want cocktails!!!
Make mine a dark and stormy
Kraken and fever tree ginger beer ok?
Brilliant
On its way fresh lime?
You know it! " ![](/icons/thumb_up.png) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If this was a pub and not a forum where would you be sitting/standing and what would you be doing?
I'd be in a quiet-ish corner with a small group of people encouraging them to drink shots and talk nonsense whilst occasionally catching the eye of the hottie at the bar and willing them to come over. "
It is a nude bar so everyone is naked, naked dancing, then naked darts and a game of naked pool |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Now that i've had my cocktail, back to the dance floor. Anyone care to join?
My introvert corner is in a prime viewing position. "
May I join you and bring you a cocktail? ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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"Now that i've had my cocktail, back to the dance floor. Anyone care to join?
My introvert corner is in a prime viewing position.
May I join you and bring you a cocktail? "
I'm not a big drinker lol |
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