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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
"It's a shame some single guys spoil things for others by being d***s. Why can't they all just be honest??"
...... Or you could twist the question around and ask "why don't couples who want to play with single guy choose their guys better?"
I know...... Evil old moi!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's a shame some single guys spoil things for others by being d***s. Why can't they all just be honest??"
I'd say the "d***s" make the good guys shine rather than spoil it  |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"and all single females walk on water
only the witches 
Yeah but if they dont drown and float we have to burn them anyway dont we? "
Bit difficult to set on fire though. They'll be all soggy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"and all single females walk on water
only the witches
Yeah but if they dont drown and float we have to burn them anyway dont we?
Bit difficult to set on fire though. They'll be all soggy."
hmmm and petrols gone up again at the pump too grrrrr |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There has'nt been a single guy that would ever put me off wanting to meet the ones I have met or do want to meet
The ones that behave in a way I don't like are easily forgettable,unlike the ones that are gorgeous,awesome and very moreish  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's a shame some single guys spoil things for others by being d***s. Why can't they all just be honest??"
Only ever have issues with married men so cant concur I'm afraid. Just bad luck sometime rather than bad men, woman or couples |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"and all single females walk on water
only the witches
We are only witches if we weigh the same as a duck and are made of wood  "
Ducks are made of wood? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When they don't say what they mean or mean what they say  "
Is that behaviour restricted solely to single guys in your experience, or have you come across any single girls/ couples exhibiting the same traits? |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
And all the single guys I've met so far have been bloody great so it's worth persevering and trusting instincts, of course there's tosspots, but tosspot couples and dare I say it, tosspot fems as well....... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When they don't say what they mean or mean what they say
Is that behaviour restricted solely to single guys in your experience, or have you come across any single girls/ couples exhibiting the same traits?"
Single guys are my problem. They aren't always honest and I don't understand why cos this is supposed to be fun after all |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And all the single guys I've met so far have been bloody great so it's worth persevering and trusting instincts, of course there's tosspots, but tosspot couples and dare I say it, tosspot fems as well....... "
Like I said, we have some really nice single guys who are fun |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"and all single females walk on water
only the witches
We are only witches if we weigh the same as a duck and are made of wood
Ducks are made of wood? "
Bit long winded, but here you go
Sir Bedevere: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
Peasant 1: Are there? Oh well, tell us.
Sir Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
Peasant 1: Burn them.
Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn, apart from witches?
Peasant 1: More witches.
Peasant 2: Wood.
Sir Bedevere: Good. Now, why do witches burn?
Peasant 3: ...because they're made of... wood?
Sir Bedevere: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?
Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her.
Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Peasant 1: Oh yeah.
Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
Peasant 1: No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond!
Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?
Peasant 1: Bread.
Peasant 2: Apples.
Peasant 3: Very small rocks.
Peasant 1: Cider.
Peasant 2: Gravy.
Peasant 3: Cherries.
Peasant 1: Mud.
Peasant 2: Churches.
Peasant 3: Lead! Lead!
King Arthur: A Duck.
Sir Bedevere: ...Exactly. So, logically...
Peasant 1: If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.
Sir Bedevere: And therefore...
Peasant 2: ...A witch!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When they don't say what they mean or mean what they say
Is that behaviour restricted solely to single guys in your experience, or have you come across any single girls/ couples exhibiting the same traits?Single guys are my problem. They aren't always honest and I don't understand why cos this is supposed to be fun after all"
lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"and all single females walk on water
only the witches
We are only witches if we weigh the same as a duck and are made of wood
Ducks are made of wood?
Bit long winded, but here you go
Sir Bedevere: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
Peasant 1: Are there? Oh well, tell us.
Sir Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
Peasant 1: Burn them.
Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn, apart from witches?
Peasant 1: More witches.
Peasant 2: Wood.
Sir Bedevere: Good. Now, why do witches burn?
Peasant 3: ...because they're made of... wood?
Sir Bedevere: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?
Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her.
Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Peasant 1: Oh yeah.
Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
Peasant 1: No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond!
Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?
Peasant 1: Bread.
Peasant 2: Apples.
Peasant 3: Very small rocks.
Peasant 1: Cider.
Peasant 2: Gravy.
Peasant 3: Cherries.
Peasant 1: Mud.
Peasant 2: Churches.
Peasant 3: Lead! Lead!
King Arthur: A Duck.
Sir Bedevere: ...Exactly. So, logically...
Peasant 1: If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.
Sir Bedevere: And therefore...
Peasant 2: ...A witch!
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Confused dot com |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some couples can be really hard work. Not all as there are loads of top couples out there but some are nightmares. Had a bad experience with a cpl so I tend to avoid arrange meets with couples for that very reason  |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"and all single females walk on water
only the witches
We are only witches if we weigh the same as a duck and are made of wood
Ducks are made of wood?
Bit long winded, but here you go
Sir Bedevere: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
Peasant 1: Are there? Oh well, tell us.
Sir Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
Peasant 1: Burn them.
Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn, apart from witches?
Peasant 1: More witches.
Peasant 2: Wood.
Sir Bedevere: Good. Now, why do witches burn?
Peasant 3: ...because they're made of... wood?
Sir Bedevere: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?
Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her.
Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Peasant 1: Oh yeah.
Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
Peasant 1: No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond!
Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?
Peasant 1: Bread.
Peasant 2: Apples.
Peasant 3: Very small rocks.
Peasant 1: Cider.
Peasant 2: Gravy.
Peasant 3: Cherries.
Peasant 1: Mud.
Peasant 2: Churches.
Peasant 3: Lead! Lead!
King Arthur: A Duck.
Sir Bedevere: ...Exactly. So, logically...
Peasant 1: If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.
Sir Bedevere: And therefore...
Peasant 2: ...A witch!
Confused dot com"
Monty Pythons Holy Grail. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Some couples can be really hard work. Not all as there are loads of top couples out there but some are nightmares. Had a bad experience with a cpl so I tend to avoid arrange meets with couples for that very reason "
Shame that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"and all single females walk on water
only the witches
We are only witches if we weigh the same as a duck and are made of wood
Ducks are made of wood?
Bit long winded, but here you go
Sir Bedevere: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
Peasant 1: Are there? Oh well, tell us.
Sir Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
Peasant 1: Burn them.
Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn, apart from witches?
Peasant 1: More witches.
Peasant 2: Wood.
Sir Bedevere: Good. Now, why do witches burn?
Peasant 3: ...because they're made of... wood?
Sir Bedevere: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?
Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her.
Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Peasant 1: Oh yeah.
Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
Peasant 1: No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond!
Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?
Peasant 1: Bread.
Peasant 2: Apples.
Peasant 3: Very small rocks.
Peasant 1: Cider.
Peasant 2: Gravy.
Peasant 3: Cherries.
Peasant 1: Mud.
Peasant 2: Churches.
Peasant 3: Lead! Lead!
King Arthur: A Duck.
Sir Bedevere: ...Exactly. So, logically...
Peasant 1: If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.
Sir Bedevere: And therefore...
Peasant 2: ...A witch!
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The witch: It's a fair cop..
Love that film |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"All I can say is try not to let a few fools put you of the rest of us, they're plenty of guys on here that won't mess you around. "
That's why we're still on here..thank goodness for the gooduns |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's a shame some single guys spoil things for others by being d***s. Why can't they all just be honest??
I'd say the "d***s" make the good guys shine rather than spoil it "
I agree. I look far more appealing if half of my contemporaries are complete and utter baboons.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Also have found the male of some couples be very very sneaky trying to arrange meets without female knowledge or consent. ie going to take her out for a drive tonight and shag in public car park. Stroll upto window with your cock out etc etc dee daa dee daa and I will talk her into sucking you off. And im like erm noooooooooooooooooooo I dont think so dude why on earth would I want to do that lol
Had one guy msg once saying want some one to come in our local pub and start chatting the wife up every time I go the loo then we will see if we can flirt her into the idea of a 3some. And im like erm dude get to fooooook will you lol.
I then thought hang on a min maybe I can get a free night out on the ale here and get him to buy me pints all night by which case I would have chatted every fuckers wife up in the pub and then done one with the free buffet that was on offer as abit of a doo on or sumat.
By the time I had had my little brain wave tho he had sadly already blocked me for previously telling him to fook right off before I chinned him or something. No sense of humour some folk have they haha. I will still have the beer tho if hes offering haha |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
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"Also have found the male of some couples be very very sneaky trying to arrange meets without female knowledge or consent. ie going to take her out for a drive tonight and shag in public car park. Stroll upto window with your cock out etc etc dee daa dee daa and I will talk her into sucking you off. And im like erm noooooooooooooooooooo I dont think so dude why on earth would I want to do that lol
Had one guy msg once saying want some one to come in our local pub and start chatting the wife up every time I go the loo then we will see if we can flirt her into the idea of a 3some. And im like erm dude get to fooooook will you lol.
I then thought hang on a min maybe I can get a free night out on the ale here and get him to buy me pints all night by which case I would have chatted every fuckers wife up in the pub and then done one with the free buffet that was on offer as abit of a doo on or sumat.
By the time I had had my little brain wave tho he had sadly already blocked me for previously telling him to fook right off before I chinned him or something. No sense of humour some folk have they haha. I will still have the beer tho if hes offering haha "
Yet we've always found the women of couples to be the worst......... absolute nightmare.
Its the reason we stopped meeting couples. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's a shame some single guys spoil things for others by being d***s. Why can't they all just be honest??
I'd say the "d***s" make the good guys shine rather than spoil it
I agree. I look far more appealing if half of my contemporaries are complete and utter baboons....
You look fairly appealing regardless....  If you're ever lost in the Arse end of the Universe, feel free to ask for directions  "
thats just up by Uranus |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"It's a shame some single guys spoil things for others by being d***s. Why can't they all just be honest??
I'd say the "d***s" make the good guys shine rather than spoil it
I agree. I look far more appealing if half of my contemporaries are complete and utter baboons....
You look fairly appealing regardless.... If you're ever lost in the Arse end of the Universe, feel free to ask for directions
thats just up by Uranus"
But there's no rings around it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's a shame some single guys spoil things for others by being d***s. Why can't they all just be honest??
I'd say the "d***s" make the good guys shine rather than spoil it
I agree. I look far more appealing if half of my contemporaries are complete and utter baboons....
You look fairly appealing regardless.... If you're ever lost in the Arse end of the Universe, feel free to ask for directions
thats just up by Uranus
But there's no rings around it "
think I'd definitely penetrate that atmosphere |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I LOVE single guys - both as a single lady and as a couple - but then again I vet them to within an inch of their lives so by the end of it they "deserve" a shag!!
I have found some couples to be really hard work - especially the men who want to meet me seperately as their wives are busy x |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"It's a shame some single guys spoil things for others by being d***s. Why can't they all just be honest??
I'd say the "d***s" make the good guys shine rather than spoil it
I agree. I look far more appealing if half of my contemporaries are complete and utter baboons....
You look fairly appealing regardless.... If you're ever lost in the Arse end of the Universe, feel free to ask for directions
thats just up by Uranus
But there's no rings around it
think I'd definitely penetrate that atmosphere "
Thank you kind sir, make sure you've had your vaccinations and got your visa before entering the ancient county of Cumberland |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I LOVE single guys - both as a single lady and as a couple - but then again I vet them to within an inch of their lives so by the end of it they "deserve" a shag!!
I have found some couples to be really hard work - especially the men who want to meet me seperately as their wives are busy x "
Really? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's a shame some single guys spoil things for others by being d***s. Why can't they all just be honest??
I'd say the "d***s" make the good guys shine rather than spoil it "
Exactly. If people are unable to separate the wheat from the chaff then...oh well!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I LOVE single guys - both as a single lady and as a couple - but then again I vet them to within an inch of their lives so by the end of it they "deserve" a shag!!
I have found some couples to be really hard work - especially the men who want to meet me seperately as their wives are busy x "
haha really!  |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"It's a shame some single guys spoil things for others by being d***s. Why can't they all just be honest??
I'd say the "d***s" make the good guys shine rather than spoil it
I agree. I look far more appealing if half of my contemporaries are complete and utter baboons....
You look fairly appealing regardless.... If you're ever lost in the Arse end of the Universe, feel free to ask for directions
The arse end of the universe? I'm hopeless with directions round there so I'll make sure I do! Though when it comes to the arse end of something entirely sweeter I hope you find I am a tad more knowledgeable..."
I'll be waiting with me A-Z of the fell roads they're fairly quiet once the farmers have finished with the sheep (read into that what you will) |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
" make sure you've had your vaccinations and got your visa before entering the ancient county of Cumberland
You offerin ya Cumberland Ring...?"
Got a strap on Cumberland Sausage too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You offerin ya Cumberland Ring...?
Got a strap on Cumberland Sausage too
Yoiks...!!
*Runs...*
You can run, but you can't hide
Be afraid in the Fens, be very afraid "
I aint afraid of Fenfolk... We're one big Happy Family out here...
*Sings "Im my own Grandpa..." * |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
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You offerin ya Cumberland Ring...?
Got a strap on Cumberland Sausage too
Yoiks...!!
*Runs...*
You can run, but you can't hide
Be afraid in the Fens, be very afraid
I aint afraid of Fenfolk... We're one big Happy Family out here...
*Sings "Im my own Grandpa..." *"
Very similar to Cumbria, I'd introduce you to my husband and my brother but he's still in bed at the minute |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When they don't say what they mean or mean what they say
Is that behaviour restricted solely to single guys in your experience, or have you come across any single girls/ couples exhibiting the same traits?Single guys are my problem. They aren't always honest and I don't understand why cos this is supposed to be fun after all"
And as pointed out, this can be the same if you're talking about couples or single women - it's in no way unique to single men. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" make sure you've had your vaccinations and got your visa before entering the ancient county of Cumberland
You offerin ya Cumberland Ring...?
Got a strap on Cumberland Sausage too "
Mmmm, I'm not hiding anywhere!
Thanks to you I may not get lost but I have no qualms about being well and truly buggered...meeting is all the more delicious when we both receive a good earnest fucking!
What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander...
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I LOVE single guys - both as a single lady and as a couple - but then again I vet them to within an inch of their lives so by the end of it they "deserve" a shag!!
I have found some couples to be really hard work - especially the men who want to meet me seperately as their wives are busy x
Really?"
I said busy, not annoying!! LOL |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
" make sure you've had your vaccinations and got your visa before entering the ancient county of Cumberland
You offerin ya Cumberland Ring...?
Got a strap on Cumberland Sausage too
Mmmm, I'm not hiding anywhere!
Thanks to you I may not get lost but I have no qualms about being well and truly buggered...meeting is all the more delicious when we both receive a good earnest fucking!
What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander...
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Spring is on the way, lambs are gamboling in the fields, daffodils are fluttering and dancing in the breeze and swingers are having their wicked way with each other on the fells....Visit Cumbria
Think I might try to sell that to the Tourist board |
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The single guys I meet are invariably wonderful - it can just be such a hassle ing out from the infestation of Japanese knot that's so invasive sometimes.
Yesterday's helping was a guy asking for more pics, who committed to sending some when he got them. I asked him to confirm that he had them, as there was no reference to these on his profile, and he confirmed. So I sent, and subsequently is asking for more pics, before sending even one. So, others would hit the block button, but I send a note saying that I'm reasonable, and encourage others to be reasonable. Maybe I give too much leeway to some people.
As for singles - just get better at filtering, and you'll soon not notice the trouble makers. (perhaps not taking my own advice here). |
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