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If it’s political odd facts we’re talking about then, President Benjamin Franklin once wrote a pamphlet entitled......‘Fart Proudly’(!!!)
I haven’t personally read it but I’ll wager that it was doubtless quite awesome and highly empowering. |
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Did you know that science has made an estimated calculation for the number of grains of sand on the earth?
Seven quintillion, five quadrillion roughly in fact(!!!)
Or.....’a fucking lot’ in layman terms. |
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"Did you know that science has made an estimated calculation for the number of grains of sand on the earth?
Seven quintillion, five quadrillion roughly in fact(!!!)
Or.....’a fucking lot’ in layman terms."
And there are more stars in space than there are grains of sand on Earth  |
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The average speed a man ejaculates (that is to say the speed at which the ejaculate itself is fired forth from the man’s dingaling) ranges from between about 28 miles per hour (the approximate speed a bus typically travels at in a city environment) and a fairly admirable 43 miles per hour.
Be mindful not to go wanking off next to speed cameras therefore guys..... |
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In a fairly recent survey conducted by The Eve Appeal which quizzed 2000 UK citizens, it was found that approximately half the males and about 44 percent of women were unable to correctly identify and list the internal components of a ladies foo foo as was shown to them via a diagram.
Oh dear!
Anyhoo....Just to put these poor sods out of their ignorant misery, could someone please describe to me - I - I mean, them, where the clitoris is located again?
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"It is physically impossible to lick your own elbow ...
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Now ... how many of you tried?
Be honest 
That is not true! Buxom Bunny managed to lick hers!
Dislocated shoulder?"
Nope, I don't know how she did it, her screams of excitement rang out through the club when she did tho lol |
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"It is physically impossible to lick your own elbow ...
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Now ... how many of you tried?
Be honest "
I've seen someone do it on TV to disprove that fact. |
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"Anyhoo....Just to put these poor sods out of their ignorant misery, could someone please describe to me - I - I mean, them, where the clitoris is located again?
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Depends if she's left or right handed |
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"It is physically impossible to lick your own elbow ...
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Now ... how many of you tried?
Be honest
I've seen someone do it on TV to disprove that fact."
Should I have put most normal people can't? Haha
But still ... I bet it made people try |
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Lift your right foot a few inches from the floor and then begin to rotate it in a clockwise direction. While you’re doing that use your right index finger to draw a number 6 in the air. It's a fact that your foot will turn in an anticlockwise direction and there’s nothing you can do about it! |
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"In a fairly recent survey conducted by The Eve Appeal which quizzed 2000 UK citizens, it was found that approximately half the males and about 44 percent of women were unable to correctly identify and list the internal components of a ladies foo foo as was shown to them via a diagram.
Oh dear!
Anyhoo....Just to put these poor sods out of their ignorant misery, could someone please describe to me - I - I mean, them, where the clitoris is located again?
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The what? |
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"It is physically impossible to lick your own elbow ...
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.
Now ... how many of you tried?
Be honest
I've seen someone do it on TV to disprove that fact.
Should I have put most normal people can't? Haha
But still ... I bet it made people try "
Yeah. I kinda wish it wasn't possible though. |
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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago
so near and yet so far.... |
"In a fairly recent survey conducted by The Eve Appeal which quizzed 2000 UK citizens, it was found that approximately half the males and about 44 percent of women were unable to correctly identify and list the internal components of a ladies foo foo as was shown to them via a diagram.
Oh dear!
Anyhoo....Just to put these poor sods out of their ignorant misery, could someone please describe to me - I - I mean, them, where the clitoris is located again?
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I’d show you to avoid any misunderstandings |
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"In a fairly recent survey conducted by The Eve Appeal which quizzed 2000 UK citizens, it was found that approximately half the males and about 44 percent of women were unable to correctly identify and list the internal components of a ladies foo foo as was shown to them via a diagram.
Oh dear!
Anyhoo....Just to put these poor sods out of their ignorant misery, could someone please describe to me - I - I mean, them, where the clitoris is located again?
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The clitoris .. isn't that the Audi TT .. let's face it every c**t has one |
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"Lift your right foot a few inches from the floor and then begin to rotate it in a clockwise direction. While you’re doing that use your right index finger to draw a number 6 in the air. It's a fact that your foot will turn in an anticlockwise direction and there’s nothing you can do about it!"
Damn it! I'm going to be doing this all night now |
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"Lift your right foot a few inches from the floor and then begin to rotate it in a clockwise direction. While you’re doing that use your right index finger to draw a number 6 in the air. It's a fact that your foot will turn in an anticlockwise direction and there’s nothing you can do about it!"
That's not true! I've just successfully done it. I had to concentrate really hard though.... |
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"Lift your right foot a few inches from the floor and then begin to rotate it in a clockwise direction. While you’re doing that use your right index finger to draw a number 6 in the air. It's a fact that your foot will turn in an anticlockwise direction and there’s nothing you can do about it!
That's not true! I've just successfully done it. I had to concentrate really hard though.... "
Wow! In that case, try Level 2 - drawing an anti-clockwise circle with your right index finger at the same time, instead of the 6 |
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"In a fairly recent survey conducted by The Eve Appeal which quizzed 2000 UK citizens, it was found that approximately half the males and about 44 percent of women were unable to correctly identify and list the internal components of a ladies foo foo as was shown to them via a diagram.
Oh dear!
Anyhoo....Just to put these poor sods out of their ignorant misery, could someone please describe to me - I - I mean, them, where the clitoris is located again?
"
I'll put it in my sat-nav.whats the postcode  |
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"Lift your right foot a few inches from the floor and then begin to rotate it in a clockwise direction. While you’re doing that use your right index finger to draw a number 6 in the air. It's a fact that your foot will turn in an anticlockwise direction and there’s nothing you can do about it!"
Ha ha!! Brilliant!! Every time!!
PT x |
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"Lift your right foot a few inches from the floor and then begin to rotate it in a clockwise direction. While you’re doing that use your right index finger to draw a number 6 in the air. It's a fact that your foot will turn in an anticlockwise direction and there’s nothing you can do about it!
That's not true! I've just successfully done it. I had to concentrate really hard though....
Wow! In that case, try Level 2 - drawing an anti-clockwise circle with your right index finger at the same time, instead of the 6"
I can do that too, but only if I close my right eye. |
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A male Dragon fly has a shovel shaped thing on the end of his penis....He uses it to take the sperm out if a female Dragon fly that a rival has put in there and then he puts his own in  |
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"A male Dragon fly has a shovel shaped thing on the end of his penis....He uses it to take the sperm out if a female Dragon fly that a rival has put in there and then he puts his own in "
No one wants to be sloppy seconds |
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For every child born in Wales since April 2014, the Welsh Government have donated a fruit tree to Ugandan families, to celebrate the birth or adoption of every child. |
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"It is physically impossible to lick your own elbow ...
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Now ... how many of you tried?
Be honest "
I have a video of the daughter trying exactly this when i bet her a pound that she couldnt.
Needless to say, she still owes me a pound! |
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"Did you know that science has made an estimated calculation for the number of grains of sand on the earth?
Seven quintillion, five quadrillion roughly in fact(!!!)
Or.....’a fucking lot’ in layman terms.
And there are more stars in space than there are grains of sand on Earth "
More atoms of water in a teaspoon of water too |
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Coca Cola used to have cocaine as one of it’s ingredients!!
JFK was awarded a medal for saving his crew when his PT boat was sunk but it was his fault it was sunk! 
LJ |
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"William Wallace wasn't actually called Braveheart"
And he was wanted by the Scottish authorities for running around with the English and stealing beer!!
It wasn’t him who masterminded the battle of Stirling Bridge, it was Andrew Moray but as he died from his wounds William Wallace got the credit.
LJ |
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Johann Sebastian Bach's piece A Musical Offering contains:
A "crab Canon" which is is identical if played forwards or backwards, and...
A *table canon" which is the same if a player turns the sheet music upside down. |
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"The chocolate on a chocolate digestive is on the bottom of the biscuit."
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would this apply in Australia or the International space station,just in case I visit either.. I'm easily confused. |
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You can shoot a welsh man with a bow and arrow if he inside the city walls of Chester after midnight!
Old law, I don’t think it’s still current ........ nor would I shoot a welsh person, they are lovely  |
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"Currently , the oldest living creature on Earth is Johnathan the Seychelles Tortoise , who is 187 years old ."
apart from the "immortal jellyfish"...which never dies... |
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Jonah Adam Julio Cardeli Falcon is an American actor and television presenter He came to national attention in 1999 over the size of his penis, reported to be the largest on record at 13.5 inches (34 cm) long when erect |
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"Kellogg invented the cornflakes as a means to stop men masturbating. What a wanker."
He also heavily promoted circumcision for the same purpose, which is one of the reasons it is still so ingrained in American society.
Another fascinating but unrelated fact...
The guitarist of the band Chicago, Terry Kath, died by shooting himself in the head in a demonstration to a roadie that the gun Kath was waving around wasn't loaded, after the roadie told him to be careful. |
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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
"There are no rhyming words for:
Silver
Purple
Pint
Wolf
Month
Dangerous
Oh and discombobulate
Or Orange
orange- hinge(door hinge.)
Silver - sliver"
Only a cockney could make door hinge rhyme with orange... dor'inge...
Now i must be off to buy four candles.. |
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"Donald Trump,blonde hair Gemini.
Boris Johnson,blonde hair Gemini.
What a coincidence. That and they are both twats  "
and they were also both born in New York America |
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"The chocolate on a chocolate digestive is on the bottom of the biscuit..
would this apply in Australia or the International space station,just in case I visit either.. I'm easily confused. "
Yes it would as it's due to the way they are made |
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High heels were originally worn exclusively by men.
This trend dates back to the 10th century, when men in Europe adopted them in order to make it easier to ride their horses; The heels actually made it easier to stay in the stirrups. |
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"You can shoot a welsh man with a bow and arrow if he inside the city walls of Chester after midnight!
Old law, I don’t think it’s still current ........ nor would I shoot a welsh person, they are lovely "
There was a similar one about shooting a Scotsman within the walls of York with a bow and arrow
However, one law that is still in place is, it is Illegal to be d*unk in the pub  |
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The smallest muscle in the human body is the Strapedius which is situated in the middle ear and measures a teeny weeny 1mm in size. It’s function is to contract to pull back the stapes and help protect one’s inner ear from loud noises. It also contracts to keep your own voice from sounding too loud in your head (weird eh?) |
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"Lift your right foot a few inches from the floor and then begin to rotate it in a clockwise direction. While you’re doing that use your right index finger to draw a number 6 in the air. It's a fact that your foot will turn in an anticlockwise direction and there’s nothing you can do about it!
That's not true! I've just successfully done it. I had to concentrate really hard though....
Wow! In that case, try Level 2 - drawing an anti-clockwise circle with your right index finger at the same time, instead of the 6
I can do that too, but only if I close my right eye. "
Well, time to rewrite the medical journals! (Clapping emoji). Apparently the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body and is responsible for timing and rhythm. The left side of your brain supposedly cannot handle operating two opposite movements at the same time so combines them into one. Not sure how shutting your right eye helps, but well done, it's impossible for me.
My next fact is... Some species of bats perform oral sex  (on eachother btw). |
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"Lift your right foot a few inches from the floor and then begin to rotate it in a clockwise direction. While you’re doing that use your right index finger to draw a number 6 in the air. It's a fact that your foot will turn in an anticlockwise direction and there’s nothing you can do about it!
That's not true! I've just successfully done it. I had to concentrate really hard though....
Wow! In that case, try Level 2 - drawing an anti-clockwise circle with your right index finger at the same time, instead of the 6
I can do that too, but only if I close my right eye.
Well, time to rewrite the medical journals! (Clapping emoji). Apparently the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body and is responsible for timing and rhythm. The left side of your brain supposedly cannot handle operating two opposite movements at the same time so combines them into one. Not sure how shutting your right eye helps, but well done, it's impossible for me.
My next fact is... Some species of bats perform oral sex (on eachother btw)."
I probably should have said that I'm autistic and my brain probably has very different wiring. |
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"Lift your right foot a few inches from the floor and then begin to rotate it in a clockwise direction. While you’re doing that use your right index finger to draw a number 6 in the air. It's a fact that your foot will turn in an anticlockwise direction and there’s nothing you can do about it!
That's not true! I've just successfully done it. I had to concentrate really hard though....
Wow! In that case, try Level 2 - drawing an anti-clockwise circle with your right index finger at the same time, instead of the 6
I can do that too, but only if I close my right eye.
Well, time to rewrite the medical journals! (Clapping emoji). Apparently the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body and is responsible for timing and rhythm. The left side of your brain supposedly cannot handle operating two opposite movements at the same time so combines them into one. Not sure how shutting your right eye helps, but well done, it's impossible for me.
My next fact is... Some species of bats perform oral sex (on eachother btw).
I probably should have said that I'm autistic and my brain probably has very different wiring. "
Ah, OK. That's interesting, and may explain it  |
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"The average speed a man ejaculates (that is to say the speed at which the ejaculate itself is fired forth from the man’s dingaling) ranges from between about 28 miles per hour (the approximate speed a bus typically travels at in a city environment) and a fairly admirable 43 miles per hour.
Be mindful not to go wanking off next to speed cameras therefore guys....."
28 mph. Bollocks! Busses never go that fast in the city |
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"You've got a 20 million to one chance of winning the lottery why do you buy a ticket? "
Its actually nearer 45 million.. i don't know why you added the last bit  |
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"You've got a 20 million to one chance of winning the lottery why do you buy a ticket?
Its actually nearer 45 million.. i don't know why you added the last bit "
Well their ya go pointless I havnt bought one for years lol  |
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