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over a year ago
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"As mine is straight I would like to read here 
So yours is a Fab ‘straight’ cock then?
I doubt if the shape can make difference  "
The shape does make a difference |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As mine is straight I would like to read here
So yours is a Fab ‘straight’ cock then?
I doubt if the shape can make difference
The shape does make a difference "
How ??????? |
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"As mine is straight I would like to read here
So yours is a Fab ‘straight’ cock then?
I doubt if the shape can make difference
The shape does make a difference "
There you have it, shape matters, size not so much  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As mine is straight I would like to read here
So yours is a Fab ‘straight’ cock then?
I doubt if the shape can make difference
The shape does make a difference
There you have it, shape matters, size not so much "
Eagerly waiting for the answer how ?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As mine is straight I would like to read here
So yours is a Fab ‘straight’ cock then?
I doubt if the shape can make difference
The shape does make a difference
There you have it, shape matters, size not so much "
Size matters too |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
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"Depends how curved. I saw one the other day that looks like that famous picture of Nessie. Obviously not as big though
What? It had that many curves? That’s not a willy, that’s a snake  "
Just Nessie’s neck and head, the other famous picture |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As mine is straight I would like to read here
So yours is a Fab ‘straight’ cock then?
I doubt if the shape can make difference
The shape does make a difference
There you have it, shape matters, size not so much
Eagerly waiting for the answer how ? "
It can feel very different and hit different spots. My old fwb had quite a curve to his and felt amazing. I have a tilted uterus so sex can be painful if deep or in some positions as the cervix is in a different place. |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
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"Why worry, not like you can change it to suit a ladies preference.
You may need to see a Doctor for chemical assistance if you can’t change the shape of it to please a lady."
Or hit it with a big stick? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As mine is straight I would like to read here
So yours is a Fab ‘straight’ cock then?
I doubt if the shape can make difference "
It really can so I’m told , and I’m lucky mine curves upwards apparently ... |
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"Why worry, not like you can change it to suit a ladies preference.
You may need to see a Doctor for chemical assistance if you can’t change the shape of it to please a lady.
Or hit it with a big stick? "
Is the stick straight or curved? |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
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"Why worry, not like you can change it to suit a ladies preference.
You may need to see a Doctor for chemical assistance if you can’t change the shape of it to please a lady.
Or hit it with a big stick?
Is the stick straight or curved? "
Curved, but the opposite way to the todger |
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"Why worry, not like you can change it to suit a ladies preference.
You may need to see a Doctor for chemical assistance if you can’t change the shape of it to please a lady.
Or hit it with a big stick?
Is the stick straight or curved?
Curved, but the opposite way to the todger "
That can be very dangerous if not done correctly |
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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago
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"Why worry, not like you can change it to suit a ladies preference.
You may need to see a Doctor for chemical assistance if you can’t change the shape of it to please a lady."
I was ferling a bit tired... got my viagra and sleeping tablets mixed up ....
So I went uupstairs for forty wanks |
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"Why worry, not like you can change it to suit a ladies preference.
You may need to see a Doctor for chemical assistance if you can’t change the shape of it to please a lady.
I was ferling a bit tired... got my viagra and sleeping tablets mixed up ....
So I went uupstairs for forty wanks "
Thanks for ‘straightening’ that up for us |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mines also curves to the left a bit. It is more visible when I am flaccid though "
What is it with the French and a left curve. My last fwb was the same. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mines also curves to the left a bit. It is more visible when I am flaccid though
What is it with the French and a left curve. My last fwb was the same. "
Haha I guess it is due to the way I have out in my brief when I was younger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mines also curves to the left a bit. It is more visible when I am flaccid though
Does it curve to the right when you visit the Southern Hemisphere?"
 forgot to check that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sorry to be pedantic but I'm guessing from an individual female's perspective that it would depend a lot on the direction of the curve and how pronounced it was?
Oh, and slightly to the left and ever so slightly up!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry to be pedantic but I'm guessing from an individual female's perspective that it would depend a lot on the direction of the curve and how pronounced it was?
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Sounds complicated so it is better to be on the safe side of the straight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine is pretty straight, Mrs loves it but wouldn't mind trying a bendy one
Yes if looks very straight indeed  "
Change the angle a bit, and it hits the right spots
It's all in the hips
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"Mine is pretty straight, Mrs loves it but wouldn't mind trying a bendy one
Yes if looks very straight indeed
Change the angle a bit, and it hits the right spots
It's all in the hips
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I think in some cases it’s not the angle but maybe more of the radius that can hit the hard to reach spots |
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"My gf likes hers straight. Lucky for her, myself and her 2 fuck buddies have straight ones.
Correct, your girlfriend has told me this also.
Did she also tell you she doesn't like fatties? "
No, she said she hates padded white undies though  |
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"My gf likes hers straight. Lucky for her, myself and her 2 fuck buddies have straight ones.
Correct, your girlfriend has told me this also.
Did she also tell you she doesn't like fatties?
No, she said she hates padded white undies though "
Says the man wearing a bra with 2 balloons stuffed inside!!
Ps there's no padding in my undies, ask your Mum....
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"My gf likes hers straight. Lucky for her, myself and her 2 fuck buddies have straight ones.
Correct, your girlfriend has told me this also.
Did she also tell you she doesn't like fatties?
No, she said she hates padded white undies though
Says the man wearing a bra with 2 balloons stuffed inside!!
Ps there's no padding in my undies, ask your Mum....
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I know there’s no padding, my mum told me how diminutive the experience was.
If you look closely at the bra you might recognise it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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But doesn't the "ahem" vaginal canal not sort of straighten it out even if it has a curve to it...I can't say I've ever paid much attention to the straightness of a man's member. |
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"My gf likes hers straight. Lucky for her, myself and her 2 fuck buddies have straight ones.
Correct, your girlfriend has told me this also.
Did she also tell you she doesn't like fatties?
No, she said she hates padded white undies though
Says the man wearing a bra with 2 balloons stuffed inside!!
Ps there's no padding in my undies, ask your Mum....
I know there’s no padding, my mum told me how diminutive the experience was.
If you look closely at the bra you might recognise it "
You're right I do recognise it..... Its your Dads..... Oh hang on it could be your sisters, I always get them two mixed up they look so alike.
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"My gf likes hers straight. Lucky for her, myself and her 2 fuck buddies have straight ones.
Correct, your girlfriend has told me this also.
Did she also tell you she doesn't like fatties?
No, she said she hates padded white undies though
Says the man wearing a bra with 2 balloons stuffed inside!!
Ps there's no padding in my undies, ask your Mum....
I know there’s no padding, my mum told me how diminutive the experience was.
If you look closely at the bra you might recognise it
You're right I do recognise it..... Its your Dads..... Oh hang on it could be your sisters, I always get them two mixed up they look so alike.
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Nah, it’s your ‘GF’s’ you know it, I know it, and the whole of Fab knows it. She gave it to me as a souvenir. I’ll probably be getting another one soon |
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"My gf likes hers straight. Lucky for her, myself and her 2 fuck buddies have straight ones.
Correct, your girlfriend has told me this also.
Did she also tell you she doesn't like fatties?
No, she said she hates padded white undies though
Says the man wearing a bra with 2 balloons stuffed inside!!
Ps there's no padding in my undies, ask your Mum....
I know there’s no padding, my mum told me how diminutive the experience was.
If you look closely at the bra you might recognise it
You're right I do recognise it..... Its your Dads..... Oh hang on it could be your sisters, I always get them two mixed up they look so alike.
Nah, it’s your ‘GF’s’ you know it, I know it, and the whole of Fab knows it. She gave it to me as a souvenir. I’ll probably be getting another one soon "
She doesn't normally go for men with bigger boobs then her, but I'll tell her you'll be there as soon as the pie shop has closed. |
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"My gf likes hers straight. Lucky for her, myself and her 2 fuck buddies have straight ones.
Correct, your girlfriend has told me this also.
Did she also tell you she doesn't like fatties?
No, she said she hates padded white undies though
Says the man wearing a bra with 2 balloons stuffed inside!!
Ps there's no padding in my undies, ask your Mum....
I know there’s no padding, my mum told me how diminutive the experience was.
If you look closely at the bra you might recognise it
You're right I do recognise it..... Its your Dads..... Oh hang on it could be your sisters, I always get them two mixed up they look so alike.
Nah, it’s your ‘GF’s’ you know it, I know it, and the whole of Fab knows it. She gave it to me as a souvenir. I’ll probably be getting another one soon
She doesn't normally go for men with bigger boobs then her, but I'll tell her you'll be there as soon as the pie shop has closed. "
She loves it when I rest them on her back. She keeps mentioning ‘a real man’ whatever that means? I’m sure you’ll be able to work that one out with you having such a close relationship and all that |
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"My gf likes hers straight. Lucky for her, myself and her 2 fuck buddies have straight ones.
Correct, your girlfriend has told me this also.
Did she also tell you she doesn't like fatties?
No, she said she hates padded white undies though
Says the man wearing a bra with 2 balloons stuffed inside!!
Ps there's no padding in my undies, ask your Mum....
I know there’s no padding, my mum told me how diminutive the experience was.
If you look closely at the bra you might recognise it
You're right I do recognise it..... Its your Dads..... Oh hang on it could be your sisters, I always get them two mixed up they look so alike.
Nah, it’s your ‘GF’s’ you know it, I know it, and the whole of Fab knows it. She gave it to me as a souvenir. I’ll probably be getting another one soon
She doesn't normally go for men with bigger boobs then her, but I'll tell her you'll be there as soon as the pie shop has closed.
She loves it when I rest them on her back. She keeps mentioning ‘a real man’ whatever that means? I’m sure you’ll be able to work that one out with you having such a close relationship and all that "
OK I give in, you win chubby, I wish I had an honest, secure, sex-filled relationship with my gf like you have with your Mum. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Too big can be uncomfortable but is pleasing to the eye.Medium size curved inwards is the best.
But it must be attached to someone who knows how to use it.
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"My gf likes hers straight. Lucky for her, myself and her 2 fuck buddies have straight ones.
Correct, your girlfriend has told me this also.
Did she also tell you she doesn't like fatties?
No, she said she hates padded white undies though
Says the man wearing a bra with 2 balloons stuffed inside!!
Ps there's no padding in my undies, ask your Mum....
I know there’s no padding, my mum told me how diminutive the experience was.
If you look closely at the bra you might recognise it
You're right I do recognise it..... Its your Dads..... Oh hang on it could be your sisters, I always get them two mixed up they look so alike.
Nah, it’s your ‘GF’s’ you know it, I know it, and the whole of Fab knows it. She gave it to me as a souvenir. I’ll probably be getting another one soon
She doesn't normally go for men with bigger boobs then her, but I'll tell her you'll be there as soon as the pie shop has closed.
She loves it when I rest them on her back. She keeps mentioning ‘a real man’ whatever that means? I’m sure you’ll be able to work that one out with you having such a close relationship and all that
OK I give in, you win chubby, I wish I had an honest, secure, sex-filled relationship with my gf like you have with your Mum. "
So do I but I just have to make do with your ‘GF’ |
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