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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

Lost it. Need help finding it. Suggestions to where it may be

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you check inside your pussy?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Down the back of the bed?

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Did you check inside your pussy?"

It's been missing a month. Think I would have noticed it

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Down the back of the bed?"

Checked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I recon the window cleaners borowed it

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By *irth VaderMan over a year ago

glasgow

It’s in the dishwasher. I put t there once I removed it this morning

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"I recon the window cleaners borowed it"

I clean my own windows

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"It’s in the dishwasher. I put t there once I removed it this morning

Not senile yet

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

At the back of a shelf disguised in dust?

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

Not worth the hassle just buy a new 1

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hay. The dog hasnt taken it down the garden. Chewed it and buried it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Under the bed, mattress, underneath your underwear in the drawer, on top of the wardrobes...

the dog’s mess for bits of vibrator

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hay. The dog hasnt taken it down the garden. Chewed it and buried it."

Beat me to it!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Under the bed, mattress, underneath your underwear in the drawer, on top of the wardrobes...

the dog’s mess for bits of vibrator

You sound as if you have lost yours quiet a lot

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

Don't have a dog. Checked wardrobes and drawers

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Under the bed, mattress, underneath your underwear in the drawer, on top of the wardrobes...

the dog’s mess for bits of vibrator

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ann summers has reposed it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In the cupboard behind the Mr Sheen

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"In the cupboard behind the Mr Sheen

It's smaller so could be hiding. Nope not there

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By *ay19720Man over a year ago

Ashford kent

Bottom of laundry ?

Under sheets in linin cupboard. ?

Behind bedside draws..rolled off back.?

Partner hide it..lol

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Found one of mine down the side of the sofa or the bathroom cabinet - try there

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

On the door shelf in the fridge next to the milk

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By *xperimentalistMan over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Have you ferreted down the back of your drawers?

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"On the door shelf in the fridge next to the milk"

Once put my glasses there

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Are we talking about a bullet or a full size industrial Saturn five thingy

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Bottom of laundry ?

Under sheets in linin cupboard. ?

Behind bedside draws..rolled off back.?

Partner hide it..lol

None of the above

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Found one of mine down the side of the sofa or the bathroom cabinet - try there "

No bathroom cabinet and last had it in the bedroom

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"On the door shelf in the fridge next to the milk

Once put my glasses there

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well.. could be anywhere darling .. when do you last remember having it .. what was you doing with it

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By *hatYorkLadMan over a year ago

York

I'm never flopping down on your sofa naked again....the questions and the looks I got at the A&E...the doctor said I might be able to walk normally in a months time though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lost it. Need help finding it. Suggestions to where it may be

I may not be helpful to find vibrator, but I can suggest alternative option, buy cheap mobile and put into vibration mode and keep calling from other phone, shape is odd but would serve the purpose

until you find your missing vib

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Are we talking about a bullet or a full size industrial Saturn five thingy"

5inch ish

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"On the door shelf in the fridge next to the milk

Once put my glasses there

well.. could be anywhere darling .. when do you last remember having it .. what was you doing with it"

Smacking it on my head

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Lost it. Need help finding it. Suggestions to where it may be

I may not be helpful to find vibrator, but I can suggest alternative option, buy cheap mobile and put into vibration mode and keep calling from other phone, shape is odd but would serve the purpose

until you find your missing vib"

You ever read viz by any chance

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lost it. Need help finding it. Suggestions to where it may be

I may not be helpful to find vibrator, but I can suggest alternative option, buy cheap mobile and put into vibration mode and keep calling from other phone, shape is odd but would serve the purpose

until you find your missing vib

You ever read viz by any chance

No, only vibes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tied to the Zimmer frame?

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By *ig1gaz1Man over a year ago

bradford

its rolled under your set of drawers.

favourte places for knickers and toys to be found by workers.

top of bed under the bed or at back of drawers or its managed to roll or be kicked under them.

as I kinda mention it to cusomers when I know ive got to move things.

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Tied to the Zimmer frame?

Have you nicked it

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"its rolled under your set of drawers.

favourte places for knickers and toys to be found by workers.

top of bed under the bed or at back of drawers or its managed to roll or be kicked under them.

as I kinda mention it to cusomers when I know ive got to move things. "

No looked

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

In shoes slippers or wellies

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By *d59michelleTV/TS over a year ago

walsall

A & E staff can probably tell some good tales of retrieving lost toys ?

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"In shoes slippers or wellies"

Have some wellies

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Which Room can't it be in

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By *rCandPrincessCouple over a year ago

Cambridge

Have you checked in all your handbags?

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By *ildLoverMan over a year ago

London

Somebody stolen it. Or borrowed.

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Have you checked in all your handbags? "

The time before last I did put it in a handbag. They were the first things I checked

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Somebody stolen it. Or borrowed."

Don't want it back if it's borrowed

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By *ORDERMANMan over a year ago

wrexham

Do you have kids...

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Somebody stolen it. Or borrowed.

Don't want it back if it's borrowed

"
perhaps the borrowers have nicked it

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Do you have kids... "

Yes but don't live with me. Once asked son to get my passport out of my case. He rang shouting at me that he shook hands with a big black dildo. He knows never to go near my stuff now

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By *ildLoverMan over a year ago

London

For sure , it is near to you. I will suggest to take a 10minutes break, and re-search,in later.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Found one of mine down the side of the sofa or the bathroom cabinet - try there

No bathroom cabinet and last had it in the bedroom "

Do you still have the boxes / pouches they come in... could you have put it back in a box with something else ?

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By *ORDERMANMan over a year ago

wrexham

You do know that when and if you find It we're all desperate to know exactly where it was...

Are we able to use the said mentioned black dildo till the missing one relocated..

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"You do know that when and if you find It we're all desperate to know exactly where it was...

Are we able to use the said mentioned black dildo till the missing one relocated.. "

No had to get rid traumatised my son

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Found one of mine down the side of the sofa or the bathroom cabinet - try there

No bathroom cabinet and last had it in the bedroom

Do you still have the boxes / pouches they come in... could you have put it back in a box with something else ? "

It's in it's pouch just don't know where

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By *ORDERMANMan over a year ago

wrexham

Are we able to recall the last time and circumstances it was in your possession....

Could it be amongst clothes that may (we can only imagine the circumstances) have been discarded.. Or a pillow case...

If said discarded clothes were placed in washing machine could the said item have then become dislodged and is at bottom of the drum....

If you were not alone when said item was last used could other person have taken it accidently or deliberately...

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By *att71Man over a year ago

Bristol

You haven't had a clear out recently and binnned it by accident

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Left it in a hotel room x

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Section off the Room into one metre squares and methodically search each square thoroughly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Left it at mine?

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By *hisCharManMan over a year ago

South Manchester

Has the dog buried it, thinking it was a bone

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

The best way to trap a feral vibrator requires two people. Now what I am going to need you to do is throw on a body stocking or some other suitably alluring lingerie, note for best results knickers/body stocking need to be crotchless.

Okay now set up a webcam to be pointing directly at a place in your bedroom where you have room to lie down, start broadcasting the webcam and send the link to someone you trust (like me for example

)

Lay down with your legs spread in the area where the webcam is pointed and start playing with yourself. Heavy breathing, gentle sighs and the sounds of a foo getting wet should entice the vagrant vibe out of hiding. As you will be on your back you may not see its approach, so I shall act as a spotter via webcam and let you know when he is near enough to grab.

PM and I will help, it's the least i can do

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I found mine hidden in a boot, insert your own joke here

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"The best way to trap a feral vibrator requires two people. Now what I am going to need you to do is throw on a body stocking or some other suitably alluring lingerie, note for best results knickers/body stocking need to be crotchless.

Okay now set up a webcam to be pointing directly at a place in your bedroom where you have room to lie down, start broadcasting the webcam and send the link to someone you trust (like me for example

)

PM and I will help, it's the least i can do "

Omg you make me smile

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Left it at mine?

No took it with me

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By *ORDERMANMan over a year ago

wrexham

Have you checked the fridge.... You never know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You never had one, it was all a dream.

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By *ORDERMANMan over a year ago

wrexham

By the way is there a reward should someone's suggestion come up trumps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lost it. Need help finding it. Suggestions to where it may be

"
It's in one of the kitchen cupboards your son thought it was a food blender

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you had any overnight stays recently and took it with you? Maybe you left it behind.

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

Reminds me of a very old joke where a guy goes to the doctors with something stuck in his bottom. Quick examination reveals it’s a vibrator, well and truly stuck. Doctor explains it can only be removed BT surgery.

Patient says” oh doc, don’t want it removed, can you just change the batteries “.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

" Omg you make me smile

This is a bona-fide solution!!

Okay it may take some time, but I am prepared to sit, wait, and observe diligently for the dastardly dildo to make an appearance.

If this doesn't work you may need to get on all fours (with your arse facing the camera obviously) and do a crossword puzzle. The voracious vibe likes to catch one off their guard. It helps if you jiggle a bit..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has it gone through the back door

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your last meet took it as a trophy/wank material

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you check right at the back of your kitchen utensil drawers? It's amazing what ends up back there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We need the csi team x

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Find your nearest wizard.. check his sleeves

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Knicker Drawer perhaps

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Reminds me of a very old joke where a guy goes to the doctors with something stuck in his bottom. Quick examination reveals it’s a vibrator, well and truly stuck. Doctor explains it can only be removed BT surgery.

Patient says” oh doc, don’t want it removed, can you just change the batteries “."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did your mum use it make a cake, thinking it was a funky new type of whisk

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Coffee milk frother

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Somebody stolen it. Or borrowed.

Don't want it back if it's borrowed

But you’d be happy to have it back if it was stolen?

Have you checked in your car? If you put it on your car roof it could be anywhere now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe someone has borrowed it?

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By *cotsguyyMan over a year ago

Belfast

I'm so intrigued now!!!

Hope this story has a happy ending, & you do too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lost it. Need help finding it. Suggestions to where it may be

Where did you last have it? As parents would often say when something is lost!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

maybe some kind soul has handed it in somewhere to the local lost property?

we handed in a a cock ring (wasn't ours!!!)

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Did your mum use it make a cake, thinking it was a funky new type of whisk "

Not my mum but my daughter would. Last seen in my bedroom

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Your last meet took it as a trophy/wank material

Was alone when last used

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Somebody stolen it. Or borrowed.

Don't want it back if it's borrowed

But you’d be happy to have it back if it was stolen?

Have you checked in your car? If you put it on your car roof it could be anywhere now. "

Don't drive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Somebody stolen it. Or borrowed.

Don't want it back if it's borrowed

But you’d be happy to have it back if it was stolen?

Have you checked in your car? If you put it on your car roof it could be anywhere now.

Don't drive

"
you drive men wild..... Of course you do

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"We need the csi team x"

Oh yes please

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By *ilth500Man over a year ago

Merseyside

checked in the dog/cat??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We need the csi team x

Oh yes please

"
csi....... Can't see it

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By *omaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

In the drawer with the Big Spoons and Potato Masher?

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By *appy_hedonistMan over a year ago

Islington

The tooth fairy has it. Fed up of collecting old teeth and stopped to butter her muffin.

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"checked in the dog/cat??

Don't own any but did check the fish tank

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By *ustme34Man over a year ago

Bradford

U want me to come help you look

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In all seriousness, what sort of bed have you got? I have an ottoman-style bed, the number of times I've lost something down the back of the mattress and into the base of the bed is ridiculous.

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I've a couple you can try

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"checked in the dog/cat??

Cat ran off with a ball gag once

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"I've a couple you can try

Not pile drivers are they I'm only little

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"checked in the dog/cat??

Cat ran off with a ball gag once

Fuck me. That's funny

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"We need the csi team x

Oh yes please

csi....... Can't see it "

Nice play on words

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Coat pocket. Definitely.

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Coat pocket. Definitely. "

Is that where you leave yours

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By *cotsguyyMan over a year ago

Belfast

Still no joy?

What are we going to do when this thread gets too big?

Please continue in anither one, I need closure.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haha no I just thought if you had it in your hand bag and maybe thought itd be a bit embarrassing if that fell out on your travels so transferred it to your coat pocket. That was my logical thinking.

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Still no joy?

What are we going to do when this thread gets too big?

Please continue in anither one, I need closure.

I'm at work now the quest continues when u get home

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By *essandpatCouple over a year ago

chester

Have you tryed the wash basket x

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Have you tryed the wash basket x"

I wash every other day. Haven t seen it in about a month. Have looked for it 5 times now and give up cos normal places not to be seen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In the dog bed?

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"In the dog bed? "

I need to get a dog. Everyone seems to blame them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In the dog bed?

I need to get a dog. Everyone seems to blame them

"
Exactly so therefore you can pass the blame

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

Perhaps you simply wore it out and away through excessive use?

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Perhaps you simply wore it out and away through excessive use? "

I have broke rabbits in the past but this one is Definately missing

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By *cotsguyyMan over a year ago

Belfast

"Still no joy?

What are we going to do when this thread gets too big?

Please continue in anither one, I need closure.

I'm at work now the quest continues when u get home

When I get home?! You think it could be in my place? That's some travelling it's done! Did you put it down & forget to turn it off & it's wiggled & jiggled all the way here on its own?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can’t believe no-one appears to have said down the back of a sofa. I found Lord Lucan and Shergar down the back of mine along with everything else under the sun.

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Can’t believe no-one appears to have said down the back of a sofa. I found Lord Lucan and Shergar down the back of mine along with everything else under the sun."

At least 5 have said it. I have looked but didn't use it there the last time

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Still no joy?

What are we going to do when this thread gets too big?

Please continue in anither one, I need closure.

I'm at work now the quest continues when u get home

When I get home?! You think it could be in my place? That's some travelling it's done! Did you put it down & forget to turn it off & it's wiggled & jiggled all the way here on its own? "

Shhh lost my glasses now

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Still no joy?

What are we going to do when this thread gets too big?

Please continue in anither one, I need closure.

I'm at work now the quest continues when u get home

When I get home?! You think it could be in my place? That's some travelling it's done! Did you put it down & forget to turn it off & it's wiggled & jiggled all the way here on its own?

Shhh lost my glasses now

What are you like

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Still no joy?

What are we going to do when this thread gets too big?

Please continue in anither one, I need closure.

I'm at work now the quest continues when u get home

When I get home?! You think it could be in my place? That's some travelling it's done! Did you put it down & forget to turn it off & it's wiggled & jiggled all the way here on its own?

Shhh lost my glasses now

What are you like

I lose stuff what can I say

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By *ustme34Man over a year ago

Bradford

"Still no joy?

What are we going to do when this thread gets too big?

Please continue in anither one, I need closure.

I'm at work now the quest continues when u get home

When I get home?! You think it could be in my place? That's some travelling it's done! Did you put it down & forget to turn it off & it's wiggled & jiggled all the way here on its own?

Shhh lost my glasses now

What are you like

I lose stuff what can I say

"
maybe it's like a cat and it climbed in a delivery van un noticed an got out at the next stop

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Still no joy?

What are we going to do when this thread gets too big?

Please continue in anither one, I need closure.

I'm at work now the quest continues when u get home

When I get home?! You think it could be in my place? That's some travelling it's done! Did you put it down & forget to turn it off & it's wiggled & jiggled all the way here on its own?

Shhh lost my glasses now

What are you like

I lose stuff what can I say

maybe it's like a cat and it climbed in a delivery van un noticed an got out at the next stop

You been on the sauce

I've not been stuffing a cat up me

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

Maybe it's been stolen like the vibe equivalent of a gnome thief, very soon you will start to receive postcards/pictures of your vibe on its hols

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Maybe it's been stolen like the vibe equivalent of a gnome thief, very soon you will start to receive postcards/pictures of your vibe on its hols "

Crying my friend had that done with a gnome. I would find it hilarious if it happened

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

"Maybe it's been stolen like the vibe equivalent of a gnome thief, very soon you will start to receive postcards/pictures of your vibe on its hols

Crying my friend had that done with a gnome. I would find it hilarious if it happened

What colour was it, and do you think it would like to explore the beaches, moorland and Poldark/Jamaica inn attractions of Cornwall and Devon? Just you know... asking

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By *essandpatCouple over a year ago

chester

Maybe it's hibernating till winter comes round again

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Maybe it's been stolen like the vibe equivalent of a gnome thief, very soon you will start to receive postcards/pictures of your vibe on its hols

Crying my friend had that done with a gnome. I would find it hilarious if it happened

What colour was it, and do you think it would like to explore the beaches, moorland and Poldark/Jamaica inn attractions of Cornwall and Devon? Just you know... asking"

Pink and in a pink pouch

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

"Maybe it's been stolen like the vibe equivalent of a gnome thief, very soon you will start to receive postcards/pictures of your vibe on its hols

Crying my friend had that done with a gnome. I would find it hilarious if it happened

What colour was it, and do you think it would like to explore the beaches, moorland and Poldark/Jamaica inn attractions of Cornwall and Devon? Just you know... asking

Pink and in a pink pouch

Does it have ears?

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Maybe it's been stolen like the vibe equivalent of a gnome thief, very soon you will start to receive postcards/pictures of your vibe on its hols

Crying my friend had that done with a gnome. I would find it hilarious if it happened

What colour was it, and do you think it would like to explore the beaches, moorland and Poldark/Jamaica inn attractions of Cornwall and Devon? Just you know... asking

Pink and in a pink pouch

Does it have ears?"

No don't do thay kind anymore. Break too easy

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By *eeBee67Man over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Was going to ask what I always get asked.....where dud you last have it

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Was going to ask what I always get asked.....where dud you last have it

Know where I had it. Don't know where I've put it

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By *ustme34Man over a year ago

Bradford

"Was going to ask what I always get asked.....where dud you last have it

Know where I had it. Don't know where I've put it

"
it's definatly not where you last had it have you checked pmsl

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Was going to ask what I always get asked.....where dud you last have it

Know where I had it. Don't know where I've put it

it's definatly not where you last had it have you checked pmsl

I need a pint then back to the search of the missing vibe

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By *ustme34Man over a year ago

Bradford

"Was going to ask what I always get asked.....where dud you last have it

Know where I had it. Don't know where I've put it

it's definatly not where you last had it have you checked pmsl

I need a pint then back to the search of the missing vibe

"
if you have a pint 1st you'll never find it

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

"Maybe it's been stolen like the vibe equivalent of a gnome thief, very soon you will start to receive postcards/pictures of your vibe on its hols

Crying my friend had that done with a gnome. I would find it hilarious if it happened

What colour was it, and do you think it would like to explore the beaches, moorland and Poldark/Jamaica inn attractions of Cornwall and Devon? Just you know... asking

Pink and in a pink pouch

Does it have ears?

No don't do thay kind anymore. Break too easy

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Maybe it's been stolen like the vibe equivalent of a gnome thief, very soon you will start to receive postcards/pictures of your vibe on its hols

Crying my friend had that done with a gnome. I would find it hilarious if it happened

What colour was it, and do you think it would like to explore the beaches, moorland and Poldark/Jamaica inn attractions of Cornwall and Devon? Just you know... asking

Pink and in a pink pouch

Does it have ears?

No don't do thay kind anymore. Break too easy

Rabbits ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Buried under the patio, that’s where lovers typically end up!

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Buried under the patio, that’s where lovers typically end up!"

That was at my last house. No patio here

plus not fallen out with it

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By *opilotMan over a year ago

Heathrow

Have you checked your make up bag?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

"Maybe it's been stolen like the vibe equivalent of a gnome thief, very soon you will start to receive postcards/pictures of your vibe on its hols

Crying my friend had that done with a gnome. I would find it hilarious if it happened

What colour was it, and do you think it would like to explore the beaches, moorland and Poldark/Jamaica inn attractions of Cornwall and Devon? Just you know... asking

Pink and in a pink pouch

Does it have ears?

No don't do thay kind anymore. Break too easy

Rabbits ?

You need a Doxy, drop-forged and made in Cornwall... they do a 24k gold plated one....

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Have you checked your make up bag?"

I have 3 things that I wear for make up so no bag needed

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

It was found in my arse 2 yrs ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was going to ask if you found it.

Looks like it's still missing.

Have you checked the other bedrooms.

If kids in the house they may have found it....

Also check next door neighbors garden ..

I had a selection of dildos/vibrators I had put away in the shed years ago and my daughter found them then threw them over the fence... I was mortified when my neighbor knocked on my door with said toys in a bag.

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By *ORDERMANMan over a year ago

wrexham

Has your daughter visited since its disappearance... Could her pad be worth a visit.. You implied she could have borrowed it...

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By *andonmessMan over a year ago

A world all of his own

"I was going to ask if you found it.

Looks like it's still missing.

Have you checked the other bedrooms.

If kids in the house they may have found it....

Also check next door neighbors garden ..

I remember laughing the first time you posted that. I just laughed again lol.

@OP - underneath the carrier bags in the under stairs cupboard? Just to the right of the gas meter..no..down a little. Yep, there it is!

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"I was going to ask if you found it.

Looks like it's still missing.

Have you checked the other bedrooms.

If kids in the house they may have found it....

Also check next door neighbors garden ..

That's funny. Don't have a shed

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

I like to say thank you everyone for your concern and helpful suggestions. I've found Norman the vibrator. He was in a drawer with all my bills and documents. Can tell I don't use that drawer much

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I like to say thank you everyone for your concern and helpful suggestions. I've found Norman the vibrator. He was in a drawer with all my bills and documents. Can tell I don't use that drawer much

Whoop whoop! Welcome back Norman

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"I like to say thank you everyone for your concern and helpful suggestions. I've found Norman the vibrator. He was in a drawer with all my bills and documents. Can tell I don't use that drawer much

"
wow that is brilliant news

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By *xperimentalistMan over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"I like to say thank you everyone for your concern and helpful suggestions. I've found Norman the vibrator. He was in a drawer with all my bills and documents. Can tell I don't use that drawer much

Lucky Norman!! Or was he hiding?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

So tempted to change my username to Norman.....

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"I like to say thank you everyone for your concern and helpful suggestions. I've found Norman the vibrator. He was in a drawer with all my bills and documents. Can tell I don't use that drawer much

Lucky Norman!! Or was he hiding? "

I just throw bills in there. He was well hidden

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"So tempted to change my username to Norman..... "

Dare you

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By *xperimentalistMan over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"I like to say thank you everyone for your concern and helpful suggestions. I've found Norman the vibrator. He was in a drawer with all my bills and documents. Can tell I don't use that drawer much

Lucky Norman!! Or was he hiding?

I just throw bills in there. He was well hidden

I have a similar approach (to bills, not Normans) - wonder what I have buried??

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"I like to say thank you everyone for your concern and helpful suggestions. I've found Norman the vibrator. He was in a drawer with all my bills and documents. Can tell I don't use that drawer much

Lucky Norman!! Or was he hiding?

I just throw bills in there. He was well hidden

I have a similar approach (to bills, not Normans) - wonder what I have buried?? "

Check and let me know

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I like to say thank you everyone for your concern and helpful suggestions. I've found Norman the vibrator. He was in a drawer with all my bills and documents. Can tell I don't use that drawer much

Is he happy?

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By *xperimentalistMan over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"I like to say thank you everyone for your concern and helpful suggestions. I've found Norman the vibrator. He was in a drawer with all my bills and documents. Can tell I don't use that drawer much

Lucky Norman!! Or was he hiding?

I just throw bills in there. He was well hidden

I have a similar approach (to bills, not Normans) - wonder what I have buried??

Check and let me know

That's where the handcuffs went

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"I like to say thank you everyone for your concern and helpful suggestions. I've found Norman the vibrator. He was in a drawer with all my bills and documents. Can tell I don't use that drawer much

Is he happy? "

We both will be later

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"I like to say thank you everyone for your concern and helpful suggestions. I've found Norman the vibrator. He was in a drawer with all my bills and documents. Can tell I don't use that drawer much

Lucky Norman!! Or was he hiding?

I just throw bills in there. He was well hidden

I have a similar approach (to bills, not Normans) - wonder what I have buried??

Check and let me know

That's where the handcuffs went

Omg I haven't seen my handcuffs in ages

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By *xperimentalistMan over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"I like to say thank you everyone for your concern and helpful suggestions. I've found Norman the vibrator. He was in a drawer with all my bills and documents. Can tell I don't use that drawer much

Lucky Norman!! Or was he hiding?

I just throw bills in there. He was well hidden

I have a similar approach (to bills, not Normans) - wonder what I have buried??

Check and let me know

That's where the handcuffs went

Omg I haven't seen my handcuffs in ages

Now I have refound mine you can use them

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"I like to say thank you everyone for your concern and helpful suggestions. I've found Norman the vibrator. He was in a drawer with all my bills and documents. Can tell I don't use that drawer much

Lucky Norman!! Or was he hiding?

I just throw bills in there. He was well hidden

I have a similar approach (to bills, not Normans) - wonder what I have buried??

Check and let me know

That's where the handcuffs went

Omg I haven't seen my handcuffs in ages

Now I have refound mine you can use them

Do not give me them I'll lose them

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I like to say thank you everyone for your concern and helpful suggestions. I've found Norman the vibrator. He was in a drawer with all my bills and documents. Can tell I don't use that drawer much

Is he happy?

We both will be later

buzzing then..

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By *xperimentalistMan over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"I like to say thank you everyone for your concern and helpful suggestions. I've found Norman the vibrator. He was in a drawer with all my bills and documents. Can tell I don't use that drawer much

Lucky Norman!! Or was he hiding?

I just throw bills in there. He was well hidden

I have a similar approach (to bills, not Normans) - wonder what I have buried??

Check and let me know

That's where the handcuffs went

Omg I haven't seen my handcuffs in ages

Now I have refound mine you can use them

Do not give me them I'll lose them

Can't lose them if you are wearing them

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"I like to say thank you everyone for your concern and helpful suggestions. I've found Norman the vibrator. He was in a drawer with all my bills and documents. Can tell I don't use that drawer much

Is he happy?

We both will be later

buzzing then..

You make me laugh. I'm definitely buzzing

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I like to say thank you everyone for your concern and helpful suggestions. I've found Norman the vibrator. He was in a drawer with all my bills and documents. Can tell I don't use that drawer much

Is he happy?

We both will be later

buzzing then..

You make me laugh. I'm definitely buzzing

Well make sure he's fully charged..

Nowt worse than our Norman losing his get up and go at the wrong moment..

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"I like to say thank you everyone for your concern and helpful suggestions. I've found Norman the vibrator. He was in a drawer with all my bills and documents. Can tell I don't use that drawer much

Is he happy?

We both will be later

buzzing then..

You make me laugh. I'm definitely buzzing

Well make sure he's fully charged..

Nowt worse than our Norman losing his get up and go at the wrong moment..

Full pack of batteries ready

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By *eeBee67Man over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Lucky Norman

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I like to say thank you everyone for your concern and helpful suggestions. I've found Norman the vibrator. He was in a drawer with all my bills and documents. Can tell I don't use that drawer much

Is he happy?

We both will be later

buzzing then..

You make me laugh. I'm definitely buzzing

Well make sure he's fully charged..

Nowt worse than our Norman losing his get up and go at the wrong moment..

Full pack of batteries ready

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Lucky Norman "

He will be later

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By *eeBee67Man over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Lucky Norman

He will be later

I'm sure you're both looking forward to it

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

"Lucky Norman

He will be later

On it!

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Lucky Norman

He will be later

On it!"

Not yet. Psyching myself up

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Lucky Norman

He will be later

On it!

Not yet. Psyching myself up

Go easy on him, he's been a bit out of touch..

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

"Lucky Norman

He will be later

On it!

Not yet. Psyching myself up

Good to hear

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Lucky Norman

He will be later

On it!

Not yet. Psyching myself up

Good to hear"

You have just given me the biggest smile. You better keep that name now

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