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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Certain Sun tan lotions
Freesias
Marker pens
Fresh bread
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Bacon when I'm camping
Cut grass (if I've taken my hayfever tablets)
X |
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Chanel No 5
Wood shavings
Mr N
Coffee
Roses the flower and the chocs |
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Agree with the cut grass comment.
The smell of woman fresh out a shower or gym workout.
Pipe tobacco.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Callery pear
Honeysuckle
D&G the one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Roses and lavender |
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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago
Harringay |
Weed, whatever fruity concoction my hair product smells of and bakeries. |
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Patchouli
Cooking Bacon
Fresh bread
Vanilla candles |
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My grandkids, I sniff their heads whenever I see them....it's a maternal thing I think... |
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"Bacon when I'm camping
Cut grass (if I've taken my hayfever tablets)
X"
All good but include the after rain smell on a hot day
And a fresh moist pussy just before you have a taste x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's an unmistakable aroma after it has rained on a sizzling hot day.
Speaking of sizzling, as mentioned by others, bacon frying has to be one too  |
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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago
Harringay |
"There's an unmistakable aroma after it has rained on a sizzling hot day."
Yes! I forget about it untill I can smell it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Freshly laundered bedding for a bedgasm. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bacon frying
Baking bread
Garlic frying
Some perfumes
The sea
The scent of a woman
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bacon frying
Baking bread
Garlic frying
Some perfumes
The sea
The scent of a woman
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Haven't seen that film in ages! |
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Fish and chips loaded with salt and vinegar |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lavender mmmmmm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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JD and |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fresh bread mmmmmm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have to agree there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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new tarmac |
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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago
Merseyside |
"Lavender mmmmmm"
good one. reminds me of my nan  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wetsuits! Yes I'm weird like that! Lol
Also cut grass. Bacon, and the sea, love the sea hence the wetsuit! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bacon frying
Baking bread
Garlic frying
Some perfumes
The sea
The scent of a woman
Haven't seen that film in ages! "
Al Pacino was fantastic in it. Great film  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wood Burning
The sea air
Scent of a lovely woman dressed to go out wearing her favourite perfume and feeling and looking sexy
Nail varnish
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Coffee
Petrol
Toast
Fresh cut grass |
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Vanilla essential oil,
Freshly baked bread,
Freshly mown hay,
Summer rainshowers,
The seashore.
Cordite. |
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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago
Harringay |
"Gonna be controversial here and say cannabis skunk.... i dont smoke it or cigs for that matter but love the smell, strange or what   "
Its one of my top smells. Its what London suburbs now constantly smell like. |
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Petrichor - that smell when it rains after a lot of hot weather.
Also, that smell of ozone in the air just before a thunderstorm - the “5 minute warning” smell!
.....and bacon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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would it be wrong of me to say plimsolls either new or worn ones! |
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"Bacon frying
Baking bread
Garlic frying
Some perfumes
The sea
The scent of a woman
Haven't seen that film in ages!
Al Pacino was fantastic in it. Great film "
Wooohah |
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There used to be the smell of Spain as the doors open on a holiday jet before you take the steps down to the shuttle bus service to the main airport buildings |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The smell of soap on Fuzz's whiskers 
The smell of me on Fuzz's whiskers 
Silicone spray
Garages
Humid woodland and the sound and smell of the seaside (not to be confused with Seeside lol)
Peach x |
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I love the smell of my own farts.
Can’t beat your own brand |
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By *arehamMan
over a year ago
handforth |
Bacon
Fresh cut grass
Dirty knickers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Certain Sun tan lotions
Freesias
Marker pens
Fresh bread
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I remember shopping for perfume but not the make or fragrance alas having lost my sense of smell long ago I never got to enjoy it? |
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Coco chanel
Summer rain
There is a mans shower gel, do not know which one it is, but every so often I catch a whiff of it in a crowd and makes my knees go weak!
Coffee brewing |
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By *i1971Man
over a year ago
Cornwall |
Bacon cooking on an outdoor grill
Freesias
Honeysuckle
Black powder smoke from shotgun
Certain old external gloss paint. Every now & then the smell his me & takes me back to my childhood |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Freshly baked cakes.
The best smell ever. |
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Imperial Leather soap
Steam trains
Butter sizzling in a frying pan (reminds me of making pancakes as a kid)
Sandalwood |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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petrichor
vanilla
coffee
petrol
freshly cut grass in the summer
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Two stoke engines running
Fresh cut grass
Vanilla custard
Strawberry blancmange
Rhubarb pie
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Petrichor
Linseed Oil on a cricket bat
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Freshly baked bread
A 1980`s Lancia interior
A woman sweaty bumhole during a 69
Petrol
Desperation |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Germaline
Root beer
Freesias
Hot water bottles ( weird one I know) |
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Coffee and freshly baked chocolate chip cookies. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fresh cut grass
The sea/beach
A peat fire burning in an open grate |
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Tarmac
Gorse bushes
My own farts |
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By *ave 42Man
over a year ago
pontefract |
Fresh cut lawn
Fresh baked bread
Tom Ford black orchid on a sexy lady
Fresh coffee
Petrol
The sea |
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By *ay19720Man
over a year ago
Ashford kent |
White musk....gets me every time. .  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I do like the smell of a man straight out of a shower. Without perfumes or deodorants...  |
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Freshly baked bread
Cut grass
Fresh linen
Roast chicken
Strawberries
Perfume made from a tobacco plant flower |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The after smell of pussy that gushed all over me a few hours earlier. Helps the memories come flooding back and getting myself all worked up again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Seriously for me hands down it has to be my wife's pussy. The musky, sweet aroma is simply heavenly for me.
Just smelling and tasting her scent can make me cum without even touching myself! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My wife’s worn sheer to waist black tights that she has worn all day |
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Petrol not exhaust fumes but petrol probably |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Walkers salt & vinegar crisps
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Petrol, ethyl ethanoate and garlic. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tom Ford black orchid perfume |
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I find that people like the smell of chloroform |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Freesias, chamomile, and Marmite.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Freshly mown grass and fence stain |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fresh tar
Creosote
And various perfumes |
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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago
a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road |
Peat fire burning nostalgia from Ireland |
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Hmmm fried food, bakeries, babies herb etc |
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By *_RiderMan
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
Chloroform in a cloth....I mean fresh sea air....bollox....delete delete delete |
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By *_RiderMan
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"Certain Sun tan lotions
Freesias
Marker pens
Fresh bread
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Marker pens for sure... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A woman’s Perfume...... especially after a hard day in work, then a gorgeous walks by smelling divine......... grrrrrrrr
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
"G3orgie’s neck
Eau de plumb   "
Yum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love the smell of napalm in the morning.....
No wait I mean freshly ground coffee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My fwb's hair, freshly washed.
Tar
Creosote
BBQ
Towels on the washing line in the sun
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tom Ford black orchid perfume"
I looove this,its so nice!!! More a Jo Malone girl myself but its a close contender.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fresh bedding
Rain
Aftershave
Homemade cake baking |
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By *bcums3Couple
over a year ago
lanarkshire |
Creosote (fence paint smell)
Rain and October lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pine tree forest |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tarmac
The interiors of vintage cars
Smoke from house chimneys
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Freshly cut grass
Freshly baked bread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A baby's head (proud uncle!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Petrol...fresh cut grass....rain |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I hate roast |
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"I hate roast "
Won’t be inviting you to meet my mum then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love it really |
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"I love it really "
Sunday at 1:30 then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love it really
Sunday at 1:30 then?"
1:00 is better, a drink to calm the nerves first ?? |
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"I love it really
Sunday at 1:30 then?
1:00 is better, a drink to calm the nerves first ??"
Sure, but she may make you stir the gravy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love it really
Sunday at 1:30 then?
1:00 is better, a drink to calm the nerves first ??
Sure, but she may make you stir the gravy "
Fine with me...i like gravy |
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By *arbellsWoman
over a year ago
Cambridge |
YSL Black Opium
Petrol
Fresh rain smell |
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"I love it really
Sunday at 1:30 then?
1:00 is better, a drink to calm the nerves first ??
Sure, but she may make you stir the gravy
Fine with me...i like gravy "
I’ll make sure a place is set for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love it really
Sunday at 1:30 then?
1:00 is better, a drink to calm the nerves first ??
Sure, but she may make you stir the gravy
Fine with me...i like gravy
I’ll make sure a place is set for you"
As long as its next to you |
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"I love it really
Sunday at 1:30 then?
1:00 is better, a drink to calm the nerves first ??
Sure, but she may make you stir the gravy
Fine with me...i like gravy
I’ll make sure a place is set for you
As long as its next to you "
Sure, cheeky game of footsie? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love it really
Sunday at 1:30 then?
1:00 is better, a drink to calm the nerves first ??
Sure, but she may make you stir the gravy
Fine with me...i like gravy
I’ll make sure a place is set for you
As long as its next to you
Sure, cheeky game of footsie?"
Just that |
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"I love it really
Sunday at 1:30 then?
1:00 is better, a drink to calm the nerves first ??
Sure, but she may make you stir the gravy
Fine with me...i like gravy
I’ll make sure a place is set for you
As long as its next to you
Sure, cheeky game of footsie?
Just that "
Sunday is just getting better. Hope you like trifle for afters. |
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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago
Stoke-on-Trent |
My favourite part of working with coffee is opening up a fresh bag of beans, grinding them just right. The smell alone is incredible. Just a matter of moments until I extract my shot for you, a hot, thick crema sitting on top. I'll need to purge my steam wand before I dip it to get a good froth going - a tight, fine, silky foam coating the sides of the jug. Combine the two, there's a hot, creamy mouthful to wake you up.
This is what goes through every single barista's head when they make your coffee. It's a rich subject for innuendo. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love it really
Sunday at 1:30 then?
1:00 is better, a drink to calm the nerves first ??
Sure, but she may make you stir the gravy
Fine with me...i like gravy
I’ll make sure a place is set for you
As long as its next to you
Sure, cheeky game of footsie?
Just that
Sunday is just getting better. Hope you like trifle for afters. "
Only if i can eat it off u |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Roses and lavender |
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"I love it really
Sunday at 1:30 then?
1:00 is better, a drink to calm the nerves first ??
Sure, but she may make you stir the gravy
Fine with me...i like gravy
I’ll make sure a place is set for you
As long as its next to you
Sure, cheeky game of footsie?
Just that
Sunday is just getting better. Hope you like trifle for afters.
Only if i can eat it off u "
We’ll grab a doggy bag and make our excuses |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love it really
Sunday at 1:30 then?
1:00 is better, a drink to calm the nerves first ??
Sure, but she may make you stir the gravy
Fine with me...i like gravy
I’ll make sure a place is set for you
As long as its next to you
Sure, cheeky game of footsie?
Just that
Sunday is just getting better. Hope you like trifle for afters.
Only if i can eat it off u
We’ll grab a doggy bag and make our excuses "
Can we just make excuses not to go at all |
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"I love it really
Sunday at 1:30 then?
1:00 is better, a drink to calm the nerves first ??
Sure, but she may make you stir the gravy
Fine with me...i like gravy
I’ll make sure a place is set for you
As long as its next to you
Sure, cheeky game of footsie?
Just that
Sunday is just getting better. Hope you like trifle for afters.
Only if i can eat it off u
We’ll grab a doggy bag and make our excuses
Can we just make excuses not to go at all "
Ahh but mum’s Yorkshire puddings cannot be missed. I’m feeling a conflict of interest now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love it really
Sunday at 1:30 then?
1:00 is better, a drink to calm the nerves first ??
Sure, but she may make you stir the gravy
Fine with me...i like gravy
I’ll make sure a place is set for you
As long as its next to you
Sure, cheeky game of footsie?
Just that
Sunday is just getting better. Hope you like trifle for afters.
Only if i can eat it off u
We’ll grab a doggy bag and make our excuses
Can we just make excuses not to go at all
Ahh but mum’s Yorkshire puddings cannot be missed. I’m feeling a conflict of interest now"
Im happy to stay for Yorkshire's...they are amazing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rain after a hot spell |
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"I love it really
Sunday at 1:30 then?
1:00 is better, a drink to calm the nerves first ??
Sure, but she may make you stir the gravy
Fine with me...i like gravy
I’ll make sure a place is set for you
As long as its next to you
Sure, cheeky game of footsie?
Just that
Sunday is just getting better. Hope you like trifle for afters.
Only if i can eat it off u
We’ll grab a doggy bag and make our excuses
Can we just make excuses not to go at all
Ahh but mum’s Yorkshire puddings cannot be missed. I’m feeling a conflict of interest now
Im happy to stay for Yorkshire's...they are amazing "
I promise we’ll leave once the gravy has been mopped up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think it’s called petrichor |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Palma violets, a proper, old fashioned rose, citrus fruit, books and wintergreen.... Oh... And the smell of a roast dinner cooking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love it really
Sunday at 1:30 then?
1:00 is better, a drink to calm the nerves first ??
Sure, but she may make you stir the gravy
Fine with me...i like gravy
I’ll make sure a place is set for you
As long as its next to you
Sure, cheeky game of footsie?
Just that
Sunday is just getting better. Hope you like trifle for afters.
Only if i can eat it off u
We’ll grab a doggy bag and make our excuses
Can we just make excuses not to go at all
Ahh but mum’s Yorkshire puddings cannot be missed. I’m feeling a conflict of interest now
Im happy to stay for Yorkshire's...they are amazing
I promise we’ll leave once the gravy has been mopped up"
And then what |
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"I love it really
Sunday at 1:30 then?
1:00 is better, a drink to calm the nerves first ??
Sure, but she may make you stir the gravy
Fine with me...i like gravy
I’ll make sure a place is set for you
As long as its next to you
Sure, cheeky game of footsie?
Just that
Sunday is just getting better. Hope you like trifle for afters.
Only if i can eat it off u
We’ll grab a doggy bag and make our excuses
Can we just make excuses not to go at all
Ahh but mum’s Yorkshire puddings cannot be missed. I’m feeling a conflict of interest now
Im happy to stay for Yorkshire's...they are amazing
I promise we’ll leave once the gravy has been mopped up
And then what "
Dessert time! |
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"Fish and chips loaded with salt and vinegar "
Oh yeah! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love it really
Sunday at 1:30 then?
1:00 is better, a drink to calm the nerves first ??
Sure, but she may make you stir the gravy
Fine with me...i like gravy
I’ll make sure a place is set for you
As long as its next to you
Sure, cheeky game of footsie?
Just that
Sunday is just getting better. Hope you like trifle for afters.
Only if i can eat it off u
We’ll grab a doggy bag and make our excuses
Can we just make excuses not to go at all
Ahh but mum’s Yorkshire puddings cannot be missed. I’m feeling a conflict of interest now
Im happy to stay for Yorkshire's...they are amazing
I promise we’ll leave once the gravy has been mopped up
And then what
Dessert time!"
Dessert is my fave part of a meal |
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"My favourite part of working with coffee is opening up a fresh bag of beans, grinding them just right. The smell alone is incredible. Just a matter of moments until I extract my shot for you, a hot, thick crema sitting on top. I'll need to purge my steam wand before I dip it to get a good froth going - a tight, fine, silky foam coating the sides of the jug. Combine the two, there's a hot, creamy mouthful to wake you up.
This is what goes through every single barista's head when they make your coffee. It's a rich subject for innuendo."
Sounds damn sexy |
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"I love it really
Sunday at 1:30 then?
1:00 is better, a drink to calm the nerves first ??
Sure, but she may make you stir the gravy
Fine with me...i like gravy
I’ll make sure a place is set for you
As long as its next to you
Sure, cheeky game of footsie?
Just that
Sunday is just getting better. Hope you like trifle for afters.
Only if i can eat it off u
We’ll grab a doggy bag and make our excuses
Can we just make excuses not to go at all
Ahh but mum’s Yorkshire puddings cannot be missed. I’m feeling a conflict of interest now
Im happy to stay for Yorkshire's...they are amazing
I promise we’ll leave once the gravy has been mopped up
And then what
Dessert time!
Dessert is my fave part of a meal"
I’ll make sure it’s extra special |
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over a year ago
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"I love it really
Sunday at 1:30 then?
1:00 is better, a drink to calm the nerves first ??
Sure, but she may make you stir the gravy
Fine with me...i like gravy
I’ll make sure a place is set for you
As long as its next to you
Sure, cheeky game of footsie?
Just that
Sunday is just getting better. Hope you like trifle for afters.
Only if i can eat it off u
We’ll grab a doggy bag and make our excuses
Can we just make excuses not to go at all
Ahh but mum’s Yorkshire puddings cannot be missed. I’m feeling a conflict of interest now
Im happy to stay for Yorkshire's...they are amazing
I promise we’ll leave once the gravy has been mopped up
And then what
Dessert time!
Dessert is my fave part of a meal
I’ll make sure it’s extra special "
Ohhhh im liking the sound of this |
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"I love it really
Sunday at 1:30 then?
1:00 is better, a drink to calm the nerves first ??
Sure, but she may make you stir the gravy
Fine with me...i like gravy
I’ll make sure a place is set for you
As long as its next to you
Sure, cheeky game of footsie?
Just that
Sunday is just getting better. Hope you like trifle for afters.
Only if i can eat it off u
We’ll grab a doggy bag and make our excuses
Can we just make excuses not to go at all
Ahh but mum’s Yorkshire puddings cannot be missed. I’m feeling a conflict of interest now
Im happy to stay for Yorkshire's...they are amazing
I promise we’ll leave once the gravy has been mopped up
And then what
Dessert time!
Dessert is my fave part of a meal
I’ll make sure it’s extra special
Ohhhh im liking the sound of this "
I feel we’ve taken over the thread, never thought I could do so discussing Sunday dinner at my mum’s! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love it really
Sunday at 1:30 then?
1:00 is better, a drink to calm the nerves first ??
Sure, but she may make you stir the gravy
Fine with me...i like gravy
I’ll make sure a place is set for you
As long as its next to you
Sure, cheeky game of footsie?
Just that
Sunday is just getting better. Hope you like trifle for afters.
Only if i can eat it off u
We’ll grab a doggy bag and make our excuses
Can we just make excuses not to go at all
Ahh but mum’s Yorkshire puddings cannot be missed. I’m feeling a conflict of interest now
Im happy to stay for Yorkshire's...they are amazing
I promise we’ll leave once the gravy has been mopped up
And then what
Dessert time!
Dessert is my fave part of a meal
I’ll make sure it’s extra special
Ohhhh im liking the sound of this
I feel we’ve taken over the thread, never thought I could do so discussing Sunday dinner at my mum’s!"
Lets let others talk then...private message? |
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"I love it really
Sunday at 1:30 then?
1:00 is better, a drink to calm the nerves first ??
Sure, but she may make you stir the gravy
Fine with me...i like gravy
I’ll make sure a place is set for you
As long as its next to you
Sure, cheeky game of footsie?
Just that
Sunday is just getting better. Hope you like trifle for afters.
Only if i can eat it off u
We’ll grab a doggy bag and make our excuses
Can we just make excuses not to go at all
Ahh but mum’s Yorkshire puddings cannot be missed. I’m feeling a conflict of interest now
Im happy to stay for Yorkshire's...they are amazing
I promise we’ll leave once the gravy has been mopped up
And then what
Dessert time!
Dessert is my fave part of a meal
I’ll make sure it’s extra special
Ohhhh im liking the sound of this
I feel we’ve taken over the thread, never thought I could do so discussing Sunday dinner at my mum’s!
Lets let others talk then...private message? "
Sorry guys...as you were... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love it really
Sunday at 1:30 then?
1:00 is better, a drink to calm the nerves first ??
Sure, but she may make you stir the gravy
Fine with me...i like gravy
I’ll make sure a place is set for you
As long as its next to you
Sure, cheeky game of footsie?
Just that
Sunday is just getting better. Hope you like trifle for afters.
Only if i can eat it off u
We’ll grab a doggy bag and make our excuses
Can we just make excuses not to go at all
Ahh but mum’s Yorkshire puddings cannot be missed. I’m feeling a conflict of interest now
Im happy to stay for Yorkshire's...they are amazing
I promise we’ll leave once the gravy has been mopped up
And then what
Dessert time!
Dessert is my fave part of a meal
I’ll make sure it’s extra special
Ohhhh im liking the sound of this
I feel we’ve taken over the thread, never thought I could do so discussing Sunday dinner at my mum’s!
Lets let others talk then...private message?
Sorry guys...as you were..."
Bye all |
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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago
Stoke-on-Trent |
"My favourite part of working with coffee is opening up a fresh bag of beans, grinding them just right. The smell alone is incredible. Just a matter of moments until I extract my shot for you, a hot, thick crema sitting on top. I'll need to purge my steam wand before I dip it to get a good froth going - a tight, fine, silky foam coating the sides of the jug. Combine the two, there's a hot, creamy mouthful to wake you up.
This is what goes through every single barista's head when they make your coffee. It's a rich subject for innuendo.
Sounds damn sexy "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Freshly laid tarmac and cut grass both lush |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Coffee.
Cut grass.
Shoe polish.
WD40 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tar Mac |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Freshly baked bread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Think it’s been said before but tarmac just after it’s rained. Reminds me of being a kid |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mint the plant, honeysuckle and a sexy woman  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mint the plant, honeysuckle and a sexy woman "
Seconded - vagina |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sex |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Sex"
what's that smell off?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sexwhat's that smell off?"
callera pine
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Sexwhat's that smell off?callera pine"
For you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sexwhat's that smell off?callera pine
For you?"
it's the smell of semen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bacon during cooking, freshly cut timber and diesel |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Viscose |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Sexwhat's that smell off?callera pine
For you?it's the smell of semen "
You like that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sexwhat's that smell off?callera pine
For you?it's the smell of semen
You like that "
My own yes but callera pine is the bush/shrub that smells of semen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spray paint |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Spray paint"
-headache
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Paracetamol |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Paracetamol "
Wrong game love
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Paracetamol Wrong game love"
confusing
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Paracetamol Wrong game loveconfusing"
is not a smell
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Odour |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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[Removed by poster at 02/08/19 03:56:19] |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I find that people like the smell of chloroform "
Ah the days of getting meets before Fab |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lol |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 02/08/19 03:56:19]"
I said spray paint gives me a headache.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Banana |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sage and onion stuffing fresh out the oven |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Freshly cooked pizza |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mint"
I said that earlier
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Money |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My aftershave omg |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"MintI said that earlier "
so
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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago
cheshire |
Freshly cut grass in the rain. K |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The smell of Tight ass whilst tongue deep in gash!! |
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