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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

James Bond

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

Me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We have a winner

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Me.

Although I like things stirred.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me.

Although I like things stirred."

Does being stirred at qualify you

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Several contenders but none worthy ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Must be a black transgender woman

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By *xperimentalistMan over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I could be the new oddjob!!

Though as a geeky scientist I should be making gadgets. I have my own lab coat for the role.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm more of a Q

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

How about auditions for “Pussy Galore”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They've never had a fat James bond..... So ... You know. Me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"James Bond

I’ll be Honey Ryder then lol

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"How about auditions for “Pussy Galore”

Ha ha trust you to think of that!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello Mish Moneypenny. Where is Her Majesty shending me today....

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

I want to be that russian lady with a knife in her shoe.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I want to be that russian lady with a knife in her shoe.....

Ore like the Russian lady with Alan in her shoe

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello Mish Moneypenny. Where is Her Majesty shending me today....

She’s shending you to shear the sheep

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How about auditions for “Pussy Galore”

Ha ha trust you to think of that!"

I can’t help it

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By *hloevtTV/TS over a year ago

norwich

Can i be a bond girl please!

I would be shagadelic, I could be miss humpalot x

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By *ocketrocket80Man over a year ago

Walsall

Can I audition Miss Cheeky

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By *icetouch83Man over a year ago

swansea

I think I'd make a good bond I got the seducing women down

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can i be a bond girl please!

I would be shagadelic, I could be miss humpalot x "

Ok Miss Humpalot

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I audition Miss Cheeky

OMG..where have you been

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think I'd make a good bond I got the seducing women down

Will you be 0083

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not me.

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By *att71Man over a year ago

Bristol

I'll be his naked body doulble...not lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not me."

Why not

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By *icetouch83Man over a year ago

swansea

"I think I'd make a good bond I got the seducing women down

Will you be 0083

How could I ever say no to you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not me.

Why not

What lovely manners you have. Amongst other things.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll be his naked body doulble...not lol"

You can be Bonds bottom double...that’s a bit of a mouthful

...say it fast a few times...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello Mish Moneypenny. Where is Her Majesty shending me today....

She’s shending you to shear the sheep

Shocker!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello Mish Moneypenny. Where is Her Majesty shending me today....

She’s shending you to shear the sheep

Shocker!"

The sheep will be shocked being sheared by Bond, I’ll spend you to shainsburys inshtead

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello Mish Moneypenny. Where is Her Majesty shending me today....

She’s shending you to shear the sheep

Shocker!

The sheep will be shocked being sheared by Bond, I’ll spend you to shainsburys inshtead

Shend

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By *ocketrocket80Man over a year ago

Walsall

"Can I audition Miss Cheeky

OMG..where have you been

Send me a message with my part as I cant message you. My actors guild card has the wrong age on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I audition Miss Cheeky

OMG..where have you been

Send me a message with my part as I cant message you. My actors guild card has the wrong age on it

You have an actors guild card

, I have a Morrison’s card....

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By *lorious hole bs16Man over a year ago

Bristol

About time we had a cocksucking James Bond.

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By *ocketrocket80Man over a year ago

Walsall

"Can I audition Miss Cheeky

OMG..where have you been

Send me a message with my part as I cant message you. My actors guild card has the wrong age on it

You have an actors guild card

, I have a Morrison’s card....

No one likes a show off

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By *att71Man over a year ago

Bristol

"I'll be his naked body doulble...not lol

You can be Bonds bottom double...that’s a bit of a mouthful

...say it fast a few times..."

Lol i bit of a mouthful very true

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think id be good, although instead of a martini I'd have a pint

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