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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Actually a big part of my sexual education has occurred on Fab. I’m still a novice though through lack of practice 
I rediscovered my ability to write poetry, be witty in the written word, and that finding women who actually find me sexually attractive enough to meet is quite a challenge. That said the quality of experience with those whose tastes actually stretched far enough to encompass me was awesome. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That taking a good selfie is bloody hard work. "
Oh yeah I forgot that, I learned to take pictures of myself that make me look much better than I am in the flesh. Filters and cropping are marvellous inventions. |
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There are some beautiful parks in nice parts of London where it is quite possible to have daytime sex with new friends with an extraordinarily low risk of being caught..... relatively classy dogging … who'd have thought it? |
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"There are some beautiful parks in nice parts of London where it is quite possible to have daytime sex with new friends with an extraordinarily low risk of being caught..... relatively classy dogging … who'd have thought it?"
Interesting.... |
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"I've learnt that I'm very beautiful
The fuckers tell me everyday, so it must be true
You too!
Did you know, I don't look 48, have a fantastic figure and am damn sexy.  "
You are damn sexy sassy and lovely x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've learnt a Fab tape measure is different to a normal one!
I learned to measure my cock from my arsehole and it’s still only 6 inches
Maybe you need me to hold the end of the tape..."
Maybe if you did it might get a bit bigger |
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"I've learnt a Fab tape measure is different to a normal one!
I learned to measure my cock from my arsehole and it’s still only 6 inches
Maybe you need me to hold the end of the tape...
Maybe if you did it might get a bit bigger "
Which end would you like me to hold?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've learnt a Fab tape measure is different to a normal one!
I learned to measure my cock from my arsehole and it’s still only 6 inches
Maybe you need me to hold the end of the tape...
Maybe if you did it might get a bit bigger
Which end would you like me to hold? "
Both but let’s forget the tape  |
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I’ve learned that the people on Fab fall into one of the following categories- the mad, the sad, the bad and the good. The problem then is that of the good, half will fancy you, but equally you will only fancy half of them, so probability suggests that you win up with 25% of 25% being possible candidates. Now factor in the proportion who are within reasonable traveling distance, haven’t retouched their pics drastically, are not bunny boilers, mad axe types, or cling limpet like and suddenly the field narrows to around 1% if are lucky. All of which explains why the best way to meet folks is to use clubs and social gatherings.  |
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"I’ve learned that the people on Fab fall into one of the following categories- the mad, the sad, the bad and the good. The problem then is that of the good, half will fancy you, but equally you will only fancy half of them, so probability suggests that you win up with 25% of 25% being possible candidates. Now factor in the proportion who are within reasonable traveling distance, haven’t retouched their pics drastically, are not bunny boilers, mad axe types, or cling limpet like and suddenly the field narrows to around 1% if are lucky. All of which explains why the best way to meet folks is to use clubs and social gatherings. "
Good yo have a system |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve learnt to walk away and let things wither and die, rather than futilely pursue something that isn’t really right just because it initially looked interesting. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve learned that it’s amazing what people think is acceptable to send in a message.
I’ve also learned they don’t appreciate you correcting their grammar. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh I've been to Nice and the isle of Greece
While I sipped champagne on a yacht
I moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo and showed 'em what I've got
I've been undressed by kings and I've seen some things
That a woman ain't s'posed to see
I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me |
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By *i1971Man
over a year ago
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I've realised that the favourite unit of measurement for males is the Sky remote, but this could be substituted for Lynx can or wine bottle 
Also, if you're not sure of a term used DON'T GOOGLE IT |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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That desire and attraction are far more complicated and nuanced than I once thought.
I thought for some time I liked being the one who 'chased' because I like organising things and I like control but recently I've started to realise that maybe it would feel nice/calm my doubts if I was to be the one being chased.
And men really do think a lot about cock size. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve learnt I apparently live in the NW not the NE
And that Sheffield is in the East Midlands rather than the North
Hahaha.... I think fab should go back to school for more geography lessons  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve learnt I apparently live in the NW not the NE
And that Sheffield is in the East Midlands rather than the North
Hahaha.... I think fab should go back to school for more geography lessons "
Yeah Cambridge is East Midlands too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fab education haha like it OP. Nice thread! It's the same for me with geography due to the lovely adventures. If I was not on Fab I would not have discovered some awesome hidden gems.
Can't wait for the next road trips! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That I all have agreat body for my age ...yawn
You have a great body full stop..
Thank you ..now that is appreciated x"
I concur. Never looked at age but great bod!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve learnt I apparently live in the NW not the NE
And that Sheffield is in the East Midlands rather than the North
Hahaha.... I think fab should go back to school for more geography lessons
Yeah Cambridge is East Midlands too "
Yep!
I've learnt that the East Midlands is slightly smaller than Australia and that the vast majority of fab folk near to me are very very odd.
Tea |
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"Don't Google the things people post on the forums.
You're talking things like blue waffle, monkey face and dirty sanchez aren't you.
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I learnt long ago not to Google 99% of the stuff I've seen on here. |
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