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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

All the forumites (even the lurkers

) have been stranded on a desert island.

We need to work as a team to survive

What skills have you got?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a boy scout so your ok

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm good at organising and keeping morale up x

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

A positive disposition

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By *estSussexGuy76Man over a year ago

copthorne

Tough one .... As I like my luxuries but I can fish so I would be the fisherman

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

I can play the piano and Hannah can sing. Any good?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

I can cook

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By *ictoriaathomeTV/TS over a year ago

Huddersfield

I can take away the stress!!

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

I’m good with rope ... if we have any?

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By *aucy tiggerWoman over a year ago

Back where I belong

I'm practical and good at lateral thinking!

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By *uck427Man over a year ago

wales

Fix things with cable ties and duct tape and can make fire and good at reusing things that's not what they were for

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I'm a boy scout so your ok

Yes!! You still got the outfit?

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I'm good at organising and keeping morale up x"

Why, yes you are

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Oral skills.

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"A positive disposition

You most definately have that Babs

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By *ruebameMan over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

I'm good at hunting with little or no equipment and I can build whatever we need

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Erm I can charm the birds out of the trees and then we can kill them and eat them?

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Tough one .... As I like my luxuries but I can fish so I would be the fisherman

Yay!! We have food!!

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By *mooth shaftMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

I can build stuff from other stuff ...good with hands

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By *ustme34Man over a year ago

Bingley

I can draw faces on footballs and give them names

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I can play the piano and Hannah can sing. Any good? "

Ok, looks like our first job is building a piano

Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go......

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By * Lexi xWoman over a year ago

stockport

Cock sucking

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

I float really well

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I can cook

Excellent!! Looks like we're having fish for breakfast, lunch and tea

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

On a bad day I can worry about our impending deaths and come up with a solution after overthinking all of them. Also, there's a lot of me so I can be the first sacrifice.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Cock sucking

I'm a good receiver

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I can take away the stress!! "

And how exactly are you relieving said stress?

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By *ustme34Man over a year ago

Bingley

"On a bad day I can worry about our impending deaths and come up with a solution after overthinking all of them. Also, there's a lot of me so I can be the first sacrifice.

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no need for sacrifice we have fish and birds to eat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a boy scout so your ok

Yes!! You still got the outfit?

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I have , I can tie knots , light fires with sticks , build shelters and ging gang with my goolies

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I’m good with rope ... if we have any?

Babs!!

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By *xperimentalistMan over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I can fish, cook and light fires.

Bit of first aid.

No qualms about killing things to eat - but not my fellow fabbers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I ate a brownie once

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m an expert hugger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I,m really good at brushing sand off body parts

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I'm practical and good at lateral thinking! "

You are indeed Tigger

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By *ustme34Man over a year ago

Bingley

"I’m an expert hugger

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needed in these hard times stuck on an island

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I can tie knots

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Fix things with cable ties and duct tape and can make fire and good at reusing things that's not what they were for "

Are you MacGyver?

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By *man013Man over a year ago

Derby

I’m very good at listening and following orders

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I've just fixed my Adelle CD with metal polish

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"I’m good with rope ... if we have any?

Babs!!

What?

I meant to string the raft together

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By *att71Man over a year ago

Bristol

I xan bring the humour when we are pissed off

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Oral skills. "

I hope your not all mouth MsGivesWood?

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By * Lexi xWoman over a year ago

stockport

"Cock sucking

I'm a good receiver "

Deep throat??

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By *mooth shaftMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

I can home brew !!

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By *xperimentalistMan over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"I've just fixed my Adelle CD with metal polish"

I have a hammer for fixing Adele cds!

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I'm good at hunting with little or no equipment and I can build whatever we need

Right everyone, Pruebame is building us a village

Sunbathing time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I be chief suncream rubber inner ?

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By *ruebameMan over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"Can I be chief suncream rubber inner ?"

Can you start with me

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Erm I can charm the birds out of the trees and then we can kill them and eat them? "

You most certainly can do that Meli

Fish and poultry, we're having a feast!!!!!

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I've just fixed my Adelle CD with metal polish"

I thought someone like you would be able to do that

Rumour has it I guess...

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By *man013Man over a year ago

Derby

"Can I be chief suncream rubber inner ?"

Can I be the chief suncream rubber inner of the chief suncream rubber inner

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I can build stuff from other stuff ...good with hands

Excellent, we need stuff and other stuff

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Cock sucking

I'm a good receiver

Deep throat?? "

I'm actually a damn amazing receiver...

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I can draw faces on footballs and give them names

*looks around aimlessly for a football*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can make surf boards out of the trees and teach everyone to surf and have fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bugger thats me out then

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By *ictoriaathomeTV/TS over a year ago

Huddersfield

In any way that gives you the most relief!

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

I have been watching a lot of Ed Stafford naked in remote places, I can fashion a skirt for everyone and maybe make a trap to catch a small mammal, so skirts and rats all round

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Cock sucking

Just don't take too long, these men have to build stuff!

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I can make shoes for the ladies using their bras ( as per Joanna Lumley did on her island) don’t worry we have coconuts!

And how about raffia skirts

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I float really well

Ooooo we have a raft!!

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I can draw faces on footballs and give them names

*looks around aimlessly for a football*"

Coconut?

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"On a bad day I can worry about our impending deaths and come up with a solution after overthinking all of them. Also, there's a lot of me so I can be the first sacrifice.

I wouldn't mind a little nibble, but I think this conversation should be on another thread

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Cock sucking

I'm a good receiver "

First victim Lexi

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can draw faces on footballs and give them names

You’ve also watched that film too many times

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"I can make shoes for the ladies using their bras ( as per Joanna Lumley did on her island) don’t worry we have coconuts!

And how about raffia skirts "

Yes to the skirts!

I'd love to see a coconut big enough to be a bra for me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I be chief suncream rubber inner ?

Can you start with me

What’s with the dos?

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

No qualms about killing things to eat - but not my fellow fabbers. "

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I'm a boy scout so your ok

Yes!! You still got the outfit?

I have , I can tie knots , light fires with sticks , build shelters and ging gang with my goolies

stop playing with those goolies, you'll go blind boy

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By *man013Man over a year ago

Derby

I’m happy to be blown by the fine women as a way to keep them getting a decent amount of protein

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I can fish, cook and light fires.

Bit of first aid.

No qualms about killing things to eat - but not my fellow fabbers. "

Killing fabbers is forbidden, unless I say so

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I can make shoes for the ladies using their bras ( as per Joanna Lumley did on her island) don’t worry we have coconuts!

And how about raffia skirts

Yes to the skirts!

I'd love to see a coconut big enough to be a bra for me.

Maybe have to improvise for you Meli - water melons?

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I ate a brownie once

I wondered where mine had gone

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"I can cook

Excellent!! Looks like we're having fish for breakfast, lunch and tea

Sorry don't do fish

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I’m an expert hugger

Can I be first in line to test out your expertise?

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I,m really good at brushing sand off body parts "

Please be gentle

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I’m an expert hugger

needed in these hard times stuck on an island"

Well said brother

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can swim and sing

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I can tie knots"

Oh can you now?

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I've just fixed my Adelle CD with metal polish

I thought someone like you would be able to do that

Rumour has it I guess..."

*wasted*

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I’m very good at listening and following orders

Great!!

There was this one time, at band camp......

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By * Lexi xWoman over a year ago

stockport

"Cock sucking

I'm a good receiver

Deep throat??

I'm actually a damn amazing receiver..."

I doubt you’ll be lucky enough to find out

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I've just fixed my Adelle CD with metal polish"

I worry about you sometimes. Not all the time, just sometimes

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By *man013Man over a year ago

Derby

"I’m very good at listening and following orders

Great!!

There was this one time, at band camp......"

I’m very good at sticking flutes up pussies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can cook.

I'm very good at massages too

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I’m good with rope ... if we have any?

Babs!!

What?

I meant to string the raft together

Of course you did

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I xan bring the humour when we are pissed off"

Yes!!!

We are a miserable bunch of fookers, so it will be needed

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I,m really good at brushing sand off body parts "

Nothing like a good exfoliation

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I can home brew !!

you

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Can I be chief suncream rubber inner ?"

I can a que forming Nora!

Give them a quick rub and send them back to work

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Can I be chief suncream rubber inner ?

Can I be the chief suncream rubber inner of the chief suncream rubber inner"

Hey! You were listening to me talking about my band camp experience!

Don't you start telling me men can multi-task?

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I can make surf boards out of the trees and teach everyone to surf and have fun

Amazing!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can sing(badly)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *man013Man over a year ago

Derby

"Can I be chief suncream rubber inner ?

Can I be the chief suncream rubber inner of the chief suncream rubber inner

Hey! You were listening to me talking about my band camp experience!

Don't you start telling me men can multi-task?

Men generally can’t but I guess that is now my main skill?

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Cock sucking

I'm a good receiver

Deep throat??

I'm actually a damn amazing receiver...

I doubt you’ll be lucky enough to find out

I'm feeling lucky

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By * Lexi xWoman over a year ago

stockport

"Cock sucking

I'm a good receiver

Deep throat??

I'm actually a damn amazing receiver...

I doubt you’ll be lucky enough to find out

I'm feeling lucky

I’m sure you are

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Bugger thats me out then"

Kelly, we need someone to keep an eye on the workers. These fine strapping young men are building up a sweat and could pass out at anytime!

Health and safety covered

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bugger thats me out then

Kelly, we need someone to keep an eye on the workers. These fine strapping young men are building up a sweat and could pass out at anytime!

Health and safety covered

"
can i perv ....i mean watch the older sexy workers please x

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"In any way that gives you the most relief! "

Moi?

I wouldn't mind a bosom for a pillow, could you find me one please?

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I'm not squeamish or afraid of roughing it. I'm good with my hands and pretty strong. Decent at preparing food. Some insight on how to treat certain injuries

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

I was a girl scout though not a good one. I'm good to boost morale..love to laugh....you could always eat me if I didn't make the grade

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I have been watching a lot of Ed Stafford naked in remote places, I can fashion a skirt for everyone and maybe make a trap to catch a small mammal, so skirts and rats all round

God your good

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By *arlo82Couple over a year ago

the gym and random places

I'm good at organising.....

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I can make shoes for the ladies using their bras ( as per Joanna Lumley did on her island) don’t worry we have coconuts!

And how about raffia skirts "

But I have small boobs and size 7 feet

Don't worry I will steal your shoes

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I can draw faces on footballs and give them names

*looks around aimlessly for a football*

Coconut?"

Yes please, I am a tad thirsty

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I’m happy to be blown by the fine women as a way to keep them getting a decent amount of protein

Ladies, form an orderly que

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I can cook

Excellent!! Looks like we're having fish for breakfast, lunch and tea

Sorry don't do fish

It's ok, we now have birds and small mammals

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can make Bra's from coco nuts

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I can swim and sing

At the same time?

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I can make shoes for the ladies using their bras ( as per Joanna Lumley did on her island) don’t worry we have coconuts!

And how about raffia skirts

But I have small boobs and size 7 feet

Don't worry I will steal your shoes

Lol

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I’m very good at listening and following orders

Great!!

There was this one time, at band camp......

I’m very good at sticking flutes up pussies

So am I

I'm joking ladies!!!!

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I can cook.

I'm very good at massages too

Oooo I do have a few achy muscles

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I can sing(badly)

Yes!! Me too

Shall we start up a band?

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Will there be a waterfall? ... communal shower?

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Bugger thats me out then

Kelly, we need someone to keep an eye on the workers. These fine strapping young men are building up a sweat and could pass out at anytime!

Health and safety covered

can i perv ....i mean watch the older sexy workers please x"

Of course you can

As long as you wear a hi his jacket

And nothing else

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By *eclanHMan over a year ago

Liphook

With my pop culture trivia and your online moderator skills we have nothing to worry about.

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I'm not squeamish or afraid of roughing it. I'm good with my hands and pretty strong. Decent at preparing food. Some insight on how to treat certain injuries

Chillout is the new Bear Gyrlls

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bugger thats me out then

Kelly, we need someone to keep an eye on the workers. These fine strapping young men are building up a sweat and could pass out at anytime!

Health and safety covered

can i perv ....i mean watch the older sexy workers please x

Of course you can

As long as you wear a hi his jacket

And nothing else

"
woohoo im being useful ....

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I was a girl scout though not a good one. I'm good to boost morale..love to laugh....you could always eat me if I didn't make the grade

Noooooo!!!! You are not getting eaten on my watch

If you like to laugh, watch me and Cheeky sing, we're just warming up our vocals

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can make a cracking brew if someone can make teabags.

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I'm good at organising....."

Yes Darlo you are definately good at that!!

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By *man013Man over a year ago

Derby

"I was a girl scout though not a good one. I'm good to boost morale..love to laugh....you could always eat me if I didn't make the grade

Noooooo!!!! You are not getting eaten on my watch

If you like to laugh, watch me and Cheeky sing, we're just warming up our vocals

You’d stop someone from being eaten out you monster

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I can make Bra's from coco nuts

Excellent! Can I have the smallest ones you can find please

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Will there be a waterfall? ... communal shower?"

All work and no play....Good idea DC

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can make Bra's from coco nuts

Excellent! Can I have the smallest ones you can find please

"
I could use Kiwi Fruits if it would help

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"With my pop culture trivia and your online moderator skills we have nothing to worry about."

If I'm in charge we're screwed

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I was a girl scout though not a good one. I'm good to boost morale..love to laugh....you could always eat me if I didn't make the grade

Noooooo!!!! You are not getting eaten on my watch

If you like to laugh, watch me and Cheeky sing, we're just warming up our vocals

Oooo A desert island concert with a buffet...wearing coconut bras and bra shoes...sounds awsome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can sing(badly)

Yes!! Me too

Shall we start up a band?

Yes woman

..what shall we call ourselves

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I can lift heavy things

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Will there be crabs?

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I'm not squeamish or afraid of roughing it. I'm good with my hands and pretty strong. Decent at preparing food. Some insight on how to treat certain injuries

Chillout is the new Bear Gyrlls

The new what??

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By *man013Man over a year ago

Derby

"Will there be crabs?"

I’d hope not can we have a screening of everyone who ends up on this island before admitting them hahah

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Will there be crabs?"

Is there a GUM clinic?

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I was a girl scout though not a good one. I'm good to boost morale..love to laugh....you could always eat me if I didn't make the grade

Noooooo!!!! You are not getting eaten on my watch

If you like to laugh, watch me and Cheeky sing, we're just warming up our vocals

Oooo A desert island concert with a buffet...wearing coconut bras and bra shoes...sounds awsome"

Bet it would look bloody ridiculous

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By *ave 42Man over a year ago

pontefract

Qualified masseuse for all those tired bodies that have grafted all day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I be chief suncream rubber inner ?

Can you start with me

What’s with the dos?"

He dosnt know

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Will there be crabs?

I’d hope not can we have a screening of everyone who ends up on this island before admitting them hahah"

I’m meant to eat silly

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By *r MoriartyMan over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I can do a good BBQ

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a boy scout so your ok

Yes!! You still got the outfit?

I have , I can tie knots , light fires with sticks , build shelters and ging gang with my goolies

stop playing with those goolies, you'll go blind boy

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I can make a cracking brew if someone can make teabags. "

I bet mines better

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I was a girl scout though not a good one. I'm good to boost morale..love to laugh....you could always eat me if I didn't make the grade

Noooooo!!!! You are not getting eaten on my watch

If you like to laugh, watch me and Cheeky sing, we're just warming up our vocals

You’d stop someone from being eaten out you monster

I'd never stop that from happening

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I can make Bra's from coco nuts

Excellent! Can I have the smallest ones you can find please

I could use Kiwi Fruits if it would help

Yes please, the seeds should cover them nicely

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I can sing(badly)

Yes!! Me too

Shall we start up a band?

Yes woman

..what shall we call ourselves

Nymeeky?

Shit?

Either or

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By *eclanHMan over a year ago

Liphook

"With my pop culture trivia and your online moderator skills we have nothing to worry about.

If I'm in charge we're screwed

If the island is inhabited by Fabbers, who would be able to stop us from being screwed repeatedly.

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I can sing(badly)

Yes!! Me too

Shall we start up a band?

Yes woman

..what shall we call ourselves

Nymeeky?

Shit?

Either or

The coconuts

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I can lift heavy things

So I see

Go and show the boys how it's done

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By *actilemale4uMan over a year ago

London

"Oral skills. "

Your skill will be in great demand but I'll need to check your skill before letting you loose on the island

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I was a girl scout though not a good one. I'm good to boost morale..love to laugh....you could always eat me if I didn't make the grade

Noooooo!!!! You are not getting eaten on my watch

If you like to laugh, watch me and Cheeky sing, we're just warming up our vocals

Oooo A desert island concert with a buffet...wearing coconut bras and bra shoes...sounds awsome

Bet it would look bloody ridiculous

Oi!!!!

It's going to be Faboulous darling, Faboulous

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Qualified masseuse for all those tired bodies that have grafted all day"

Perfect

Get your oils ready, I think your going to be busy

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Will there be crabs?

I’d hope not can we have a screening of everyone who ends up on this island before admitting them hahah

I’m meant to eat silly

CheekySurreyMale40 can we have some crabs pleeeeeeeeease

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I can do a good BBQ"

Yes!!! Everyone loves a BBQ

Any good at spit roasting?

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By *man013Man over a year ago

Derby

We have someone to make the standard coconut bras but I prefer the higher end watermelon bra.

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By *man013Man over a year ago

Derby

"I can do a good BBQ

Yes!!! Everyone loves a BBQ

Any good at spit roasting?

Spit roasting I’m happy to take one end

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"With my pop culture trivia and your online moderator skills we have nothing to worry about.

If I'm in charge we're screwed

If the island is inhabited by Fabbers, who would be able to stop us from being screwed repeatedly."

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

** was laughing that much following this thread burnt my friggin Jersey Royals! Pffft! **

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I can sing(badly)

Yes!! Me too

Shall we start up a band?

Yes woman

..what shall we call ourselves

Nymeeky?

Shit?

Either or

The coconuts

And what a lovely bunch they will be

Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Oral skills.

Your skill will be in great demand but I'll need to check your skill before letting you loose on the island"

Brave man, but someone's got to do it

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I can sing(badly)

Yes!! Me too

Shall we start up a band?

Yes woman

..what shall we call ourselves

Nymeeky?

Shit?

Either or

The coconuts

And what a lovely bunch they will be

Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head

** LMFAO!!!**

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I can do a good BBQ

Yes!!! Everyone loves a BBQ

Any good at spit roasting?

Spit roasting I’m happy to take one end

Good

they do get quite heavy

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"** was laughing that much following this thread burnt my friggin Jersey Royals! Pffft! **"

Oppppps

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By *man013Man over a year ago

Derby

"I can do a good BBQ

Yes!!! Everyone loves a BBQ

Any good at spit roasting?

Spit roasting I’m happy to take one end

Good

they do get quite heavy "

This rare multi tasking skill of mine is proving rather effective

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By *actilemale4uMan over a year ago

London

"Oral skills.

Your skill will be in great demand but I'll need to check your skill before letting you loose on the island

Brave man, but someone's got to do it

Gotta do my bit for the island"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hubby is a captain and has his own boat..(least that's what he tells me when he heads off for a week in his oilskins

)

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"** was laughing that much following this thread burnt my friggin Jersey Royals! Pffft! **"

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I can turn my hand to most things

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can help with the mind if you get depressed

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By *ustme34Man over a year ago

Bingley

"I can draw faces on footballs and give them names

*looks around aimlessly for a football*

Coconut?"
I've drawn faces on all the coconuts ... these are the same ones to be used as bras... if anyone needs any touch ups I'll be there

... there will be a lot of smiling faces wondering around

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By *ustme34Man over a year ago

Bingley

Any other jobs I can do

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I can do a good BBQ

Yes!!! Everyone loves a BBQ

Any good at spit roasting?

Spit roasting I’m happy to take one end

Good

they do get quite heavy

This rare multi tasking skill of mine is proving rather effective"

It is indeed, whatever would we do without you?

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"hubby is a captain and has his own boat..(least that's what he tells me when he heads off for a week in his oilskins

Do you know what im thinking?

Boat party!!!! Wooohooooooo

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I can turn my hand to most things

I bet you can

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By *man013Man over a year ago

Derby

"I can do a good BBQ

Yes!!! Everyone loves a BBQ

Any good at spit roasting?

Spit roasting I’m happy to take one end

Good

they do get quite heavy

This rare multi tasking skill of mine is proving rather effective

It is indeed, whatever would we do without you?

Run out of protein, have no flutes, nobody to boss around and struggle with having a spit roast haha.

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I can help with the mind if you get depressed

Thank you, that is always appreciated

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