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Fab Lounge Bar is Open-Part 2
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Hello Ash. First back in. I'll get back on the dancefloor. Can I have a jug of a cocktail, woo woo please, and 2 glasses? X"
Hi again Raven....One Jug of Woo woo cocktail coming right up with 2 glasses and some more 80's music...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNEdxZURTaI
ABC - The look of love |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Hey Ash,
Can I have a Tennessee Mule.
What did you think of The Heavy?"
Good evening Podrick...
One Tennessee Mule coming right up...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6eSksEp27U&list=PLULiVLP64zovzzmylKVMnNpCgO5dW_X3o
The Heavy - Short Change hero
I love this song, Its the theme tune for a Sky action series called Strike Back... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey Ash,
Can I have a Tennessee Mule.
What did you think of The Heavy?
Good evening Podrick...
One Tennessee Mule coming right up...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6eSksEp27U&list=PLULiVLP64zovzzmylKVMnNpCgO5dW_X3o
The Heavy - Short Change hero
I love this song, Its the theme tune for a Sky action series called Strike Back..."
I didn’t know but love the time nonetheless! |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Hey Ash,
Can I have a Tennessee Mule.
What did you think of The Heavy?
Good evening Podrick...
One Tennessee Mule coming right up...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6eSksEp27U&list=PLULiVLP64zovzzmylKVMnNpCgO5dW_X3o
The Heavy - Short Change hero
I love this song, Its the theme tune for a Sky action series called Strike Back...
I didn’t know but love the time nonetheless!"
I also know their song How you like me now... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Is it happy hour barman? 
Its always happy hour at the Fab Lounge Bar...what can i get for you?..... 
Viagra... and whisky....need a stiff one..  "
my friend tried Viagra eye drops...They didn't work but made him look hard... 
One stiff Whisky coming right up!.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is my pint of pink gin still in part 1...
I think I lost it Cheeky so will give you another pint of Pink Gin!.... "
Can I have a bottle of your finest wine with a straw too please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey Ash,
Can I have a Tennessee Mule.
What did you think of The Heavy?
Eye eye Podrick 
Hey sexy, what’s up?
I’m looking into your eyes  "
That’s where the future lies! |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Guinness for me my good man, and pop 10p in the slot and let rip with Enjoy the Silence by Depeche Mode "
Good evening TMA....One pint of Guinness coming right up and your jukebox request...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGSKrC7dGcY
Depeche Mode - Enjoy the silence...
Great choice...One of my favourite ever songs...  |
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By *ddit...Man
over a year ago
Land of the giants... ;-) |
"Is it happy hour barman?
Its always happy hour at the Fab Lounge Bar...what can i get for you?.....
Viagra... and whisky....need a stiff one..
my friend tried Viagra eye drops...They didn't work but made him look hard...
One stiff Whisky coming right up!...."
Man.... your stand up abilities outweigh mine... when it comes to comedy anyway.. |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Is my pint of pink gin still in part 1...
I think I lost it Cheeky so will give you another pint of Pink Gin!....
Can I have a bottle of your finest wine with a straw too please "
One bottle of Spanish Rioja with a straw coming right up!...
I think I'll have to order you a taxi home after closing!... |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Hello Ash. First back in. I'll get back on the dancefloor. Can I have a jug of a cocktail, woo woo please, and 2 glasses? X
I’ll sit right here
Was saving a seat for you x"
Thank you. A woo woo it is then |
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"Hello Ash. First back in. I'll get back on the dancefloor. Can I have a jug of a cocktail, woo woo please, and 2 glasses? X
I’ll sit right here
Was saving a seat for you x
Thank you. A woo woo it is then "
Woo woo x |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Is it happy hour barman?
Its always happy hour at the Fab Lounge Bar...what can i get for you?.....
Viagra... and whisky....need a stiff one..
my friend tried Viagra eye drops...They didn't work but made him look hard...
One stiff Whisky coming right up!....
Man.... your stand up abilities outweigh mine... when it comes to comedy anyway.. "
Cheers!...I'm a man of many talents... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"is this a members only pub? lol
Good evening Ed...Everyone on Fab is welcome here...What can i get you to drink?...."
pint of milk stout please and when are you having a dart board put up?
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Hi
I'm Ange and as a recovering alcoholic I am going to indulge in a fantasy large, massive ,huge vat of white wine please and a bit of Pink Floyd...Dogs PLEASE  "
Good evening Ange and welcome to the Fab Lounge Bar...
One mega huge vat of white wine to fulfill your fantasy coming right up and some Pink Floyd on the jukebox..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiaF4kuxJco
Pink Floyd - Dogs |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"is this a members only pub? lol
Good evening Ed...Everyone on Fab is welcome here...What can i get you to drink?.... pint of milk stout please and when are you having a dart board put up?
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One pint of milk stout coming right up...
I'll have to check with the Mrs first about putting up a dart board!... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Good evening Ash, large rosé wine please. Hope your having a lovely weekend "
Good evening Cat....Lovely as always to see you at the bar...
One large Rose wine coming right up...
Do you have time for a slow dance later?.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good evening Ash, large rosé wine please. Hope your having a lovely weekend
Good evening Cat....Lovely as always to see you at the bar...
One large Rose wine coming right up...
Do you have time for a slow dance later?...."
Yes I do Ash and that would be lovely |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"is this a members only pub? lol
Good evening Ed...Everyone on Fab is welcome here...What can i get you to drink?.... pint of milk stout please and when are you having a dart board put up?
One pint of milk stout coming right up...
I'll have to check with the Mrs first about putting up a dart board!..."
explain to her that 3 in a bed is a darts term! lol |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Good evening Ash, large rosé wine please. Hope your having a lovely weekend
Good evening Cat....Lovely as always to see you at the bar...
One large Rose wine coming right up...
Do you have time for a slow dance later?....
Yes I do Ash and that would be lovely "
Thank you...I shall set us up a slow number on the jukebox about 11.30 |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"is this a members only pub? lol
Good evening Ed...Everyone on Fab is welcome here...What can i get you to drink?.... pint of milk stout please and when are you having a dart board put up?
One pint of milk stout coming right up...
I'll have to check with the Mrs first about putting up a dart board!...explain to her that 3 in a bed is a darts term! lol"
I'll try my best.... |
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"I'm back Ash, I'll have the usual please,
Jo.Xx
Hi again Jo....
Another Pink Gin with strawberries and crushed ice coming right up...
Can i get something for D?..... "
Thank you Ash, Yes a Double JD and *oke please, and one for you and Lorna too.Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good evening all and especially good bar people!
Please can I have a vodka diet with a shot of sambuca on the side and some Purple Rain on the jukebox!
Have a great evening |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I'm back Ash, I'll have the usual please,
Jo.Xx
Hi again Jo....
Another Pink Gin with strawberries and crushed ice coming right up...
Can i get something for D?.....
Thank you Ash, Yes a Double JD and *oke please, and one for you and Lorna too.Xx "
One double JD and cola for D coming right up...
Thanks Jo...Lorna and I will both have a Pink Gin... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Thanks for the bubbles Ash, I'd like a recommendation for a song... something laid back and smooth... think Sade vibes?? "
You're very welcome when in Roma....
I hope you like my laid back selection for the jukebox...
This is also a favourite of mine...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ieevQ9RrDc
Kenny Burke - Rising to the top.... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Good evening all and especially good bar people!
Please can I have a vodka diet with a shot of sambuca on the side and some Purple Rain on the jukebox!
Have a great evening "
Good evening little dumpling and welcome to the fab lounge bar...
One Vodka diet cola with a shot of sambuca and your music request coming right up...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvnYmWpD_T8
Prince - Purple Rain |
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"Evening all. Pint of your cheapest lager please
Good evening Northants...
A pint of my cheapest Fosters lager coming right up....
Would you like a song on the jukebox?..."
Thanks man. I will have YMCA please for no reason whatsoever |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thanks for the bubbles Ash, I'd like a recommendation for a song... something laid back and smooth... think Sade vibes??
You're very welcome when in Roma....
I hope you like my laid back selection for the jukebox...
This is also a favourite of mine...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ieevQ9RrDc
Kenny Burke - Rising to the top...."
Beautiful, thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening all. Pint of your cheapest lager please
Good evening Northants...
A pint of my cheapest Fosters lager coming right up....
Would you like a song on the jukebox?...
Thanks man. I will have YMCA please for no reason whatsoever "
Theres always a reason for YMCA.... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Just going to grab this last spot at the bar...is this stool free?"
Good evening genie and welcome to the fab lounge bar...
I have been keeping that stool free for you at the bar all night....
What would you like to drink tonight?... |
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"A very late and cheeky Espresso Martini would be fantastic please...
Good evening Girth....
One late and cheeky Espresso Martini coming right up...
Any requests for the jukebox?...."
Yes please;
It's Over - Morrissey |
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"Evening all. Pint of your cheapest lager please
Good evening Northants...
A pint of my cheapest Fosters lager coming right up....
Would you like a song on the jukebox?...
Thanks man. I will have YMCA please for no reason whatsoever
Theres always a reason for YMCA...."
I hear you can have a good meal there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good evening all and especially good bar people!
Please can I have a vodka diet with a shot of sambuca on the side and some Purple Rain on the jukebox!
Have a great evening
Good evening little dumpling and welcome to the fab lounge bar...
One Vodka diet cola with a shot of sambuca and your music request coming right up...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvnYmWpD_T8
Prince - Purple Rain"
I enjoyed that thanks
...I'll visit again x |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Pina colada please and ‘Kiss me with your mouth’ playing please "
Good evening Rasch....One Pina Colada cocktail coming right up and your jukebox request....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSv3kSK41Oo
Stephen Duffy - Kiss me...
I hope this was the right song?.... |
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"Just going to grab this last spot at the bar...is this stool free?
Good evening genie and welcome to the fab lounge bar...
I have been keeping that stool free for you at the bar all night....
What would you like to drink tonight?..."
Ah thank you, sorry I'm a bit late, got distracted 
I think I'll go for a red wine please - large, naturally...and one for yourself of course! |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Evening all. Pint of your cheapest lager please
Good evening Northants...
A pint of my cheapest Fosters lager coming right up....
Would you like a song on the jukebox?...
Thanks man. I will have YMCA please for no reason whatsoever "
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k
Village People - YMCA
I hope you will join me on the dance floor!... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"A very late and cheeky Espresso Martini would be fantastic please...
Good evening Girth....
One late and cheeky Espresso Martini coming right up...
Any requests for the jukebox?....
Yes please;
It's Over - Morrissey "
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3yNAg67u_c
Morrissey - Its over |
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"Evening all. Pint of your cheapest lager please
Good evening Northants...
A pint of my cheapest Fosters lager coming right up....
Would you like a song on the jukebox?...
Thanks man. I will have YMCA please for no reason whatsoever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k
Village People - YMCA
I hope you will join me on the dance floor!... "
I'm already there *waves and does YMCA dance* |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Good evening all and especially good bar people!
Please can I have a vodka diet with a shot of sambuca on the side and some Purple Rain on the jukebox!
Have a great evening
Good evening little dumpling and welcome to the fab lounge bar...
One Vodka diet cola with a shot of sambuca and your music request coming right up...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvnYmWpD_T8
Prince - Purple Rain
I enjoyed that thanks
...I'll visit again x"
You're very welcome and look forward to seeing you again next Saturday evening x |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Just going to grab this last spot at the bar...is this stool free?
Good evening genie and welcome to the fab lounge bar...
I have been keeping that stool free for you at the bar all night....
What would you like to drink tonight?...
Ah thank you, sorry I'm a bit late, got distracted
I think I'll go for a red wine please - large, naturally...and one for yourself of course!"
One large glass of Spanish Rioja coming right up...
Thank you...I'll pour myself one also... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Evening Ash and Lorna, usual please
Good evening lovely Samiss...One cold Pinot White coming right up...
Thank you "
You're always welcome....would you like a slow dance when you're ready?.... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Evening all. Pint of your cheapest lager please
Good evening Northants...
A pint of my cheapest Fosters lager coming right up....
Would you like a song on the jukebox?...
Thanks man. I will have YMCA please for no reason whatsoever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k
Village People - YMCA
I hope you will join me on the dance floor!...
I'm already there *waves and does YMCA dance*"
you're going to fast for me!...I think this is also the long version!.... |
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"Evening all. Pint of your cheapest lager please
Good evening Northants...
A pint of my cheapest Fosters lager coming right up....
Would you like a song on the jukebox?...
Thanks man. I will have YMCA please for no reason whatsoever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k
Village People - YMCA
I hope you will join me on the dance floor!...
I'm already there *waves and does YMCA dance*
you're going to fast for me!...I think this is also the long version!.... "
I'm back at the bar as 1 chorus was all I needed. Another pint please if you would be so kind |
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One large glass of Spanish Rioja coming right up...
Thank you...I'll pour myself one also... "
Cheers
Just going to line up my track request for the jukebox...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HbN-gcuIaw8 |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Evening Ash and Lorna, usual please
Good evening lovely Samiss...One cold Pinot White coming right up...
Thank you
You're always welcome....would you like a slow dance when you're ready?...."
Ooh yes please |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Evening all. Pint of your cheapest lager please
Good evening Northants...
A pint of my cheapest Fosters lager coming right up....
Would you like a song on the jukebox?...
Thanks man. I will have YMCA please for no reason whatsoever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k
Village People - YMCA
I hope you will join me on the dance floor!...
I'm already there *waves and does YMCA dance*
you're going to fast for me!...I think this is also the long version!....
I'm back at the bar as 1 chorus was all I needed. Another pint please if you would be so kind"
Another pint of Fosters coming right up!... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
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One large glass of Spanish Rioja coming right up...
Thank you...I'll pour myself one also...
Cheers
Just going to line up my track request for the jukebox...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HbN-gcuIaw8"
Sia - Salted Wound...
Great singer.... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Evening Ash and Lorna, usual please
Good evening lovely Samiss...One cold Pinot White coming right up...
Thank you
You're always welcome....would you like a slow dance when you're ready?....
Ooh yes please "
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM_R1R28kLM
Lionel Ritchie - Endless Love
I'm ready when you are Samiss.... |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Evening Ash and Lorna, usual please
Good evening lovely Samiss...One cold Pinot White coming right up...
Thank you
You're always welcome....would you like a slow dance when you're ready?....
Ooh yes please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM_R1R28kLM
Lionel Ritchie - Endless Love
I'm ready when you are Samiss...."
I'm ready... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Evening Ash and Lorna, usual please
Good evening lovely Samiss...One cold Pinot White coming right up...
Thank you
You're always welcome....would you like a slow dance when you're ready?....
Ooh yes please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM_R1R28kLM
Lionel Ritchie - Endless Love
I'm ready when you are Samiss....
I'm ready... "
Thanks lovely...That was beautiful.. |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Evening Ash and Lorna, usual please
Good evening lovely Samiss...One cold Pinot White coming right up...
Thank you
You're always welcome....would you like a slow dance when you're ready?....
Ooh yes please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM_R1R28kLM
Lionel Ritchie - Endless Love
I'm ready when you are Samiss....
I'm ready...
Thanks lovely...That was beautiful.."
It was..I will sleep well tonight |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Milky coffee please trying to stay awake
Good evening Voddy...One milky coffee coming right up...
Why are you trying to stay awake?....."
working the Nightshift and am knackered as got no sleep today |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Milky coffee please trying to stay awake
Good evening Voddy...One milky coffee coming right up...
Why are you trying to stay awake?..... working the Nightshift and am knackered as got no sleep today"
I hope that you have a good night shift and don't get too tired.... |
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