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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Once upon a time far far away lived a

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A grey talbo behind Aldi

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By *Marvel-Man over a year ago

In The Gym

Was meeting their dealer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

inside were some massive parsnips

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By *tephTV67TV/TS over a year ago

Cheshire

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By *tephTV67TV/TS over a year ago

Cheshire

That you could fit in a ...

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Wizard's sleeve.

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By *Marvel-Man over a year ago

In The Gym

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The wizard had a wand.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Wizard's sleeve. "
The Wizard was so grumpy it made his nose

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wizard's sleeve. The Wizard was so grumpy it made his nose "

Runny

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By *tephTV67TV/TS over a year ago

Cheshire

"Wizard's sleeve. The Wizard was so grumpy it made his nose

Runny"

And quite a bit

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Wizard's sleeve. The Wizard was so grumpy it made his nose

Runny

And quite a bit "
Red

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

... Of a Dick head

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"... Of a Dick head"
The wizard was dating a witch who's name was

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"... Of a Dick headThe wizard was dating a witch who's name was"

Cecelia

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"... Of a Dick headThe wizard was dating a witch who's name was

Cecelia"

She had one big foot, and one small foot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"... Of a Dick headThe wizard was dating a witch who's name was

Cecelia

She had one big foot, and one small foot"

And a massive camel toe

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"... Of a Dick headThe wizard was dating a witch who's name was

Cecelia

She had one big foot, and one small foot"
and a boil on her

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

And no toes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"... Of a Dick headThe wizard was dating a witch who's name was

Cecelia

She had one big foot, and one small foot

And a massive camel toe"

That was like a venus fly trap

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By *tephTV67TV/TS over a year ago

Cheshire

"And no toes. "

In their place was

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"And no toes.

In their place was "
Frogs and

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"... Of a Dick headThe wizard was dating a witch who's name was

Cecelia

She had one big foot, and one small foot

And a massive camel toe

That was like a venus fly trap"

Which was visually stunning but smelt of

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"... Of a Dick headThe wizard was dating a witch who's name was

Cecelia

She had one big foot, and one small foot

And a massive camel toe

That was like a venus fly trap

Which was visually stunning but smelt of"
Mr bean

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"... Of a Dick headThe wizard was dating a witch who's name was

Cecelia

She had one big foot, and one small foot

And a massive camel toe

That was like a venus fly trap

Which was visually stunning but smelt ofMr bean"

That's victimisation, shame on you

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"... Of a Dick headThe wizard was dating a witch who's name was

Cecelia

She had one big foot, and one small foot

And a massive camel toe

That was like a venus fly trap

Which was visually stunning but smelt ofMr bean

That's victimisation, shame on you "
said the witch with her long black curly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"... Of a Dick headThe wizard was dating a witch who's name was

Cecelia

She had one big foot, and one small foot

And a massive camel toe

That was like a venus fly trap

Which was visually stunning but smelt ofMr bean

That's victimisation, shame on you said the witch with her long black curly"

finger nails, I’ll turn you into a

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"... Of a Dick headThe wizard was dating a witch who's name was

Cecelia

She had one big foot, and one small foot

And a massive camel toe

That was like a venus fly trap

Which was visually stunning but smelt ofMr bean

That's victimisation, shame on you said the witch with her long black curly

finger nails, I’ll turn you into a "
pig

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"... Of a Dick headThe wizard was dating a witch who's name was

Cecelia

She had one big foot, and one small foot

And a massive camel toe

That was like a venus fly trap

Which was visually stunning but smelt ofMr bean

That's victimisation, shame on you said the witch with her long black curly

finger nails, I’ll turn you into a "

A man utd fan

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By *tephTV67TV/TS over a year ago

Cheshire

"... Of a Dick headThe wizard was dating a witch who's name was

Cecelia

She had one big foot, and one small foot

And a massive camel toe

That was like a venus fly trap

Which was visually stunning but smelt ofMr bean

That's victimisation, shame on you said the witch with her long black curly

finger nails, I’ll turn you into a

A man utd fan"

The worst ever curse since

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"... Of a Dick headThe wizard was dating a witch who's name was

Cecelia

She had one big foot, and one small foot

And a massive camel toe

That was like a venus fly trap

Which was visually stunning but smelt ofMr bean

That's victimisation, shame on you said the witch with her long black curly

finger nails, I’ll turn you into a

A man utd fan

The worst ever curse since "
Thingy lost his

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Thingy due to frostbite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"... Of a Dick headThe wizard was dating a witch who's name was

Cecelia

She had one big foot, and one small foot

And a massive camel toe

That was like a venus fly trap

Which was visually stunning but smelt ofMr bean

That's victimisation, shame on you said the witch with her long black curly

finger nails, I’ll turn you into a

A man utd fan

The worst ever curse since Thingy lost his"

Dooda

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Thingy due to frostbite"
lost his gonads and was so

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By *tephTV67TV/TS over a year ago

Cheshire

"Thingy due to frostbitelost his gonads and was so"

Actually happy because

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Thingy due to frostbitelost his gonads and was so

Actually happy because "
his gonads

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Were that tiny he was glad so on his travels he met a

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Were that tiny he was glad so on his travels he met a"
goose with a

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Were that tiny he was glad so on his travels he met agoose with a"

A tiny..

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Were that tiny he was glad so on his travels he met agoose with a

A tiny.."
head which

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Were that tiny he was glad so on his travels he met agoose with a

A tiny..head which"

looked funny on his...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Were that tiny he was glad so on his travels he met agoose with a

A tiny..head which

looked funny on his..."

Wotsit

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Were that tiny he was glad so on his travels he met agoose with a

A tiny..head which

looked funny on his..."

Neck then suddenly one day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Were that tiny he was glad so on his travels he met agoose with a

A tiny..head which

looked funny on his...

Neck then suddenly one day"

Went for a Gander

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Were that tiny he was glad so on his travels he met agoose with a

A tiny..head which

looked funny on his...

Neck then suddenly one day

Went for a Gander"

at the ducks...

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Were that tiny he was glad so on his travels he met agoose with a

A tiny..head which

looked funny on his...

Neck then suddenly one day

Went for a Gander

at the ducks..."

Now these ducks were magic they could turn you into

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

an enormous, rare and very special ....

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"an enormous, rare and very special ...."
hippo with two

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"an enormous, rare and very special ...."

Turgid Todger

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"an enormous, rare and very special ....hippo with two"
gold teeth and

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"an enormous, rare and very special ....hippo with twogold teeth and"

And a fabulous

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"an enormous, rare and very special ....hippo with twogold teeth and

And a fabulous "
invisible

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By *tephTV67TV/TS over a year ago

Cheshire

Friend who had a very weird ....

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Friend who had a very weird .... "
smell odour just like

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By *tephTV67TV/TS over a year ago

Cheshire

"Friend who had a very weird .... smell odour just like"

Farts that have been stored in a bottle for 10 years minus ...

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Friend who had a very weird .... smell odour just like

Farts that have been stored in a bottle for 10 years minus ..."
some eggs any way they were so hungry the sat down to eat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Friend who had a very weird .... smell odour just like

Farts that have been stored in a bottle for 10 years minus ...some eggs any way they were so hungry the sat down to eat"

And got completely lost by this evenings.....

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Friend who had a very weird .... smell odour just like

Farts that have been stored in a bottle for 10 years minus ...some eggs any way they were so hungry the sat down to eat

And got completely lost by this evenings....."

Beef burger so they

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Sat down again to eat chicken and

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sat down again to eat chicken and"

The pigs brains in a stew

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Sat down again to eat chicken and

The pigs brains in a stew "
which also had carrots in it after eating and feeling full they

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By *tephTV67TV/TS over a year ago

Cheshire

"Sat down again to eat chicken and

The pigs brains in a stew which also had carrots in it after eating and feeling full they"

Danced around the fire in wild abandon wearing the most ...

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Sat down again to eat chicken and

The pigs brains in a stew which also had carrots in it after eating and feeling full they

Danced around the fire in wild abandon wearing the most ..."
outrageous

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By *tephTV67TV/TS over a year ago

Cheshire

"Sat down again to eat chicken and

The pigs brains in a stew which also had carrots in it after eating and feeling full they

Danced around the fire in wild abandon wearing the most ...outrageous "

But in a way very modest ...

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Sat down again to eat chicken and

The pigs brains in a stew which also had carrots in it after eating and feeling full they

Danced around the fire in wild abandon wearing the most ...outrageous

But in a way very modest ..."
headscarf which

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Sat down again to eat chicken and

The pigs brains in a stew which also had carrots in it after eating and feeling full they

Danced around the fire in wild abandon wearing the most ...outrageous

But in a way very modest ...headscarf which"
Turned gold when you

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By *tephTV67TV/TS over a year ago

Cheshire

"Sat down again to eat chicken and

The pigs brains in a stew which also had carrots in it after eating and feeling full they

Danced around the fire in wild abandon wearing the most ...outrageous

But in a way very modest ...headscarf which"

Blew in the north wind reminding me of

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Sat down again to eat chicken and

The pigs brains in a stew which also had carrots in it after eating and feeling full they

Danced around the fire in wild abandon wearing the most ...outrageous

But in a way very modest ...headscarf which

Blew in the north wind reminding me of "
farts

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Then they met some

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By *ickygirl41Woman over a year ago

Glasgow

"Then they met some"

Talking penguins

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whose eggs were

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whose eggs were "

Made of

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By *tephTV67TV/TS over a year ago

Cheshire

[Removed by poster at 07/06/19 22:17:15]

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By *tephTV67TV/TS over a year ago

Cheshire

"Whose eggs were

Made of"

A material unknown to man or beast, however they hatched and emerged a ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Quite articulated artic penguin chick chatting away about

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Frozen gonads

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Which was fine as they didn't intend to eat them til Wednesday

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

So they stored them in the bottle with the ten year old farts.

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By *ollydoesWoman over a year ago

Shangri-La

Then stole a bottle of 10 year old farts to

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By *edoriartyCouple over a year ago

Peterborough

Release at sea to swim with the wild farts such as Willie the fart from free Willie the famous fart movie until...

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Release at sea to swim with the wild farts such as Willie the fart from free Willie the famous fart movie until..."
The sea turned red and

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Decided it didn't want to be the fucking sea anymore it had had enough! So it picked up its

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Decided it didn't want to be the fucking sea anymore it had had enough! So it picked up its "
bags and ran to the

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shopping centre as he heard there was a sale on

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By *egmelpoolMan over a year ago

liverpool

He arrived and was excited to see that the sale was in Ann summer

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Shopping centre as he heard there was a sale on"
so he treated himself to some

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By *ollydoesWoman over a year ago

Shangri-La

Headache pills

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By *tephTV67TV/TS over a year ago

Cheshire

[Removed by poster at 08/06/19 00:33:32]

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Headache pills "

And to some socks for

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By *tephTV67TV/TS over a year ago

Cheshire

[Removed by poster at 08/06/19 00:34:54]

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Headache pills

And to some socks for"

Doris and Angie they lived just round the corner in a

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Blue campervan

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By *adeiteWoman over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Blue campervan "

Beside the dildo factory

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Blue campervan

Beside the dildo factory"
Up the junction from

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Blue campervan

Beside the dildo factoryUp the junction from"
The zoo the sea was now a big strapping man who loved sniffing farts and

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Blue campervan

Beside the dildo factoryUp the junction fromThe zoo the sea was now a big strapping man who loved sniffing farts and"

Public rubbish bins, he found this very

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Blue campervan

Beside the dildo factoryUp the junction fromThe zoo the sea was now a big strapping man who loved sniffing farts and

Public rubbish bins, he found this very"
calming so he

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Blue campervan

Beside the dildo factoryUp the junction fromThe zoo the sea was now a big strapping man who loved sniffing farts and

Public rubbish bins, he found this verycalming so he"

So he searched the streets

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Blue campervan

Beside the dildo factoryUp the junction fromThe zoo the sea was now a big strapping man who loved sniffing farts and

Public rubbish bins, he found this verycalming so he

So he searched the streets"
for anyone who could understand what had happened to him and

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Blue campervan

Beside the dildo factoryUp the junction fromThe zoo the sea was now a big strapping man who loved sniffing farts and

Public rubbish bins, he found this verycalming so he

So he searched the streetsfor anyone who could understand what had happened to him and"

Why he was wearing cloggs

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Blue campervan

Beside the dildo factoryUp the junction fromThe zoo the sea was now a big strapping man who loved sniffing farts and

Public rubbish bins, he found this verycalming so he

So he searched the streetsfor anyone who could understand what had happened to him and

Why he was wearing cloggs"
cloggs that were so huge you could see his

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Toes so then he was so tired so he

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Went for a kip in the campervan. He couldn't sleep so decided to have a wank first while thinking about....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Went for a kip in the campervan. He couldn't sleep so decided to have a wank first while thinking about...."
but he couldnt find his cock

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

The witch with one big foot and one small foot

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"The witch with one big foot and one small foot"
and then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good finish the sentence thread everyone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The witch with one big foot and one small footand then"

He met an overgrown leprechaun selling five leaf clovers and some spice for

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just the price of a face ful of cum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As all needed a face lift

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A horny little bugger who had a thing for curvy women in heels

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

The overgrown leprechaun's cock was teeny weeny.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The overgrown leprechaun's cock was teeny weeny. "

Which made him

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By *tephTV67TV/TS over a year ago

Cheshire

"The overgrown leprechaun's cock was teeny weeny.

Which made him"

No longer embarrassed about his manhood but free to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Embrace it

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By *tephTV67TV/TS over a year ago

Cheshire

"Embrace it "

With a passionate fervour that borders on the ...

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Fetishism as he stuffed a condom with five leafed clovers and slid it on to his teeny weeny cock.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fetishism as he stuffed a condom with five leafed clovers and slid it on to his teeny weeny cock. "

And proceeded to search for that elusive pot of gold

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By *tephTV67TV/TS over a year ago

Cheshire

"Fetishism as he stuffed a condom with five leafed clovers and slid it on to his teeny weeny cock.

And proceeded to search for that elusive pot of gold"

And let's be honest, as far as the pope said it's a load of..

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Protestant manure

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By *tephTV67TV/TS over a year ago

Cheshire

"Protestant manure"

And as we all agree it has impressive qualities for ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Protestant manure

And as we all agree it has impressive qualities for ..."

Growing rather large and quirky

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Plums. He took a shovelful and

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Plums. He took a shovelful and"

Clipperty clopped down the cobbled street in his cloggs looking for

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Plums. He took a shovelful and

Clipperty clopped down the cobbled street in his cloggs looking for"

A windmill because he wanted to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Plums. He took a shovelful and

Clipperty clopped down the cobbled street in his cloggs looking for

A windmill because he wanted to"

See if there was a mouse but

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By *tephTV67TV/TS over a year ago

Cheshire

"Plums. He took a shovelful and

Clipperty clopped down the cobbled street in his cloggs looking for

A windmill because he wanted to

See if there was a mouse but"

There but well I declare he was ...

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"Plums. He took a shovelful and

Clipperty clopped down the cobbled street in his cloggs looking for

A windmill because he wanted to

See if there was a mouse but

There but well I declare he was ..."

Wearing cloggs too

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By *tephTV67TV/TS over a year ago

Cheshire

"Plums. He took a shovelful and

Clipperty clopped down the cobbled street in his cloggs looking for

A windmill because he wanted to

See if there was a mouse but

There but well I declare he was ...

Wearing cloggs too"

But on his head ...

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

The rest of him was naked except for

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

His head he was wearing a scarf

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A nice scarf which did magic it could

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Turn clogs into golden nuggets. He decided to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Throw a wobbler and pull out 6 hairs

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

From his public region and give them to

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[pubes Removed by poster at 09/06/19 08:07:53]"

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

Me ..I've watered and fed them and waiting for a bush to grow

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

So I can enter it in the Chelsea Flower Show

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By *ouis CyphreMan over a year ago

The Midlands

I came to Chelsea and tendered your bush. For which you gave me....

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

A punch in the face as your pruning shears slipped and snipped off my labia.

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By *irtybertie69Man over a year ago

london

"I came to Chelsea and tendered your bush. For which you gave me...."

A kick in the mush

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

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By *ouis CyphreMan over a year ago

The Midlands

So i kissed it better and you smiled the simile of......

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 09/06/19 08:17:42]"

Then removed her poster

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

Come back poster where art thou..there over yonder

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"So i kissed it better and you smiled the simile of...... "

The Mona Lisa as we watched the severed labia start to grow into ...

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By *ouis CyphreMan over a year ago

The Midlands

A golden gate way too...

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Fabland. We held hands and walked through the archway and saw before us ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

a forest full of doggers wearing nothing but

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

A smile and some discreetly placed leaves. A few of them started to...

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

wander off into the forest like they were being drawn by......

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

A magnet inserted in their rectum towards ....

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

the large steel penis attached to the alien robot that.....

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

Fuelled itself on Magnum double chocolate and caramel ice cream lollies before......

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Fucking them to oblivion. If only something or someone could save them ....

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By *heik yourwillyMan over a year ago

shire

"Fucking them to oblivion. If only something or someone could save them ...."
from the boiled egg which was

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

"Fucking them to oblivion. If only something or someone could save them ....from the boiled egg which was"
soft boiled so exploded like a...

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By *ensualgent38Man over a year ago

Edinburgh & London

"Fucking them to oblivion. If only something or someone could save them ....from the boiled egg which was soft boiled so exploded like a..."

Sweet volcano, taste enough for everyone to enjoy.....

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

But unfortunately acts like acid to the alien robot’s outer protection, revealing.......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

the robot to be transgender

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By *j.NewtonMan over a year ago

Coventry

That exploded down her throat with a faintly seafood taste thick and briney which she swallowed heartily licking her lips

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

Which she had removed from the wax dummy of Donald Trump in Madame Tussaud’s......

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

It was outback waiting to be melted down with the other unwanted....

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Items so then

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By *eturn of the devilMan over a year ago

Plymouth

Along came a giraffe

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A beautiful giraffe with a long neck and

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By *eturn of the devilMan over a year ago

Plymouth

A great big...

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By *ickygirl41Woman over a year ago

Glasgow

Swinging cod

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Nose to smell all the

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By *att71Man over a year ago

Bristol

Cockles on the shore

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Cockles on the shore"
and so they all lived happily ever after xxx

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