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over a year ago
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"My penis is, fell asleep with him in hand, woke up and he's still up!
You fell asleep on him! 
Poor fella! "
I know, I'll be walking sideways tomorrow, he's a monster! |
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A man goes for a job at a warehouse and he asks the supervisor What they do each day.
Well the supervisor says...
On Mondays we sweep up out the back and inside, then we play darts all afternoon.
Oh I don't like darts the man replies.
Well on Tuesdays we clean all the shelving, then in the afternoon we play cards.
Oh I don't play cards.
Ok, well on Wednesdays we do a bit of this and a bit of that. Then in the afternoon we get a load of booze in and a some women from next door come over. It's a great laff, it's every man for himself.
Oh I didn't really drink and I don't go with strange women.
The supervisor says. Wait a minute!! So you don't play darts, you don't like cards, you don't drink and you don't go with women. Are you queer?
No I'm not queer.
Oh well you won't like Thursdays much then either. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am.. But different time zone 
Is hull a different time zone lol
Hahaha yeah probably...  no I'm in Mexico   "
Hey, you're just a little south of me
Fancy stopping by for brunch  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am.. But different time zone
Is hull a different time zone lol
Hahaha yeah probably... no I'm in Mexico
Hey, you're just a little south of me
Fancy stopping by for brunch
Haha where are you? "
Big cold north, Canada  |
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