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You know you’re getting old when
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over a year ago
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When all you can think about is getting home putting chill out clothes on making coffee and putting your feet up in front of the telly.
Instead of thinking how you use too, leave work go straight to the pub to meet your mates, get home couple hours before starting work again the next day to shower and change  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you get excited about getting a new hoover lol xxx
Lol when u get giddy about putting your washing on the line"
Lol exactly as the sun is shining and no clothes hanging around the house taking forever to drive lol xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You say to the bus driver as you get off, about the naughty loud teens on the bus..'young people today, no respect, they don't know they are born, back in my day....' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Those catalogues you get full of slacks, slip ons and kaftans start to look enticing."
Haha and the ones with the aids for helping you put your socks on or unscrewing jar lids!  |
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"Those catalogues you get full of slacks, slip ons and kaftans start to look enticing.
Haha and the ones with the aids for helping you put your socks on or unscrewing jar lids! "
And you think one of those foot spas would be a good idea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You realise 'earth song - micheal jackson' was released in 1995 and you can remember lying on the floor watching top of the pops at 11 years old & getting upset thinking the worlds going to end... seems like yesterday |
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"You realise 'earth song - micheal jackson' was released in 1995 and you can remember lying on the floor watching top of the pops at 11 years old & getting upset thinking the worlds going to end... seems like yesterday "
11??? Young whipper-snapper!!! I was 26!!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You realise 'earth song - micheal jackson' was released in 1995 and you can remember lying on the floor watching top of the pops at 11 years old & getting upset thinking the worlds going to end... seems like yesterday
11??? Young whipper-snapper!!! I was 26!!
M"
Whipper snapper  thats one of my favourite sayings |
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When you remember
phone calls with your boyfriend being conducted in the freezing cold hallway of your home with the whole family listening in the living room.
Only one pupil in the entire sixth form had a car.
Everyone had a Tupperware jug |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you remember
phone calls with your boyfriend being conducted in the freezing cold hallway of your home with the whole family listening in the living room.
Only one pupil in the entire sixth form had a car.
Everyone had a Tupperware jug"
I think I’m old |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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I like to find shoes with Velcro type fastenings - saves using arthritic hands & fingers tying laces!
I look at products in a shop and think, "blimey, 18 shillings for a Mars Bar??!!!!"
When younger staff ask, "what's a 7" Single or Cassette Tape?"
When younger staff don't believe when my first job paid me £5 per week (live-in) or that I could travel from Edinburgh to London & return on the coach for only £3.
A night out in London in 1974 meant getting into a Night Club with at least 1, if not, 2 free drinks, for less than a Fiver! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you drop something on the floor, a say “oh for fucks sake” before having to bend down for it "
Haha and you no longer bend down to pick up coppers, I won't do it for less than 50p |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you drop something on the floor, a say “oh for fucks sake” before having to bend down for it
Haha and you no longer bend down to pick up coppers, I won't do it for less than 50p "
When you go to pickup the 50p and realise it's a 20p. |
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"When you go to bed feeling fine and wake up feeling like you fell down three flights of stairs for absolutely no reason  "
When you wake up feeling like you've got a hangover but you haven't had a drink |
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You know you are old when...
Your son's girlfriend hears a song, and says " that was number one when I was born" .... And you think back and realise you were 30 years old when that was in the charts! |
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"You realise 'earth song - micheal jackson' was released in 1995 and you can remember lying on the floor watching top of the pops at 11 years old & getting upset thinking the worlds going to end... seems like yesterday
11??? Young whipper-snapper!!! I was 26!!
M"
Wow, have you got wi fi in your retirement home?? Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you drop something on the floor, a say “oh for fucks sake” before having to bend down for it
Haha and you no longer bend down to pick up coppers, I won't do it for less than 50p "
 - I just get the younguns to pick stuff up for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you bend down to do buckle up on your ankle heels and your breasts keep getting in the way
This comes from a guy?? "
on behalf of a friend held them out the way for her |
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"When you bend down to do buckle up on your ankle heels and your breasts keep getting in the way
This comes from a guy?? on behalf of a friend held them out the way for her "
Hahahaha that's what friends are for! |
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"When you bend down to do buckle up on your ankle heels and your breasts keep getting in the way
This comes from a guy?? on behalf of a friend held them out the way for her
Hahahaha that's what friends are for! "
Need a hand Bandit?  |
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"When you bend down to do buckle up on your ankle heels and your breasts keep getting in the way
This comes from a guy?? on behalf of a friend held them out the way for her
Hahahaha that's what friends are for!
Need a hand Bandit? "
Or two...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you bend down to do buckle up on your ankle heels and your breasts keep getting in the way
This comes from a guy?? on behalf of a friend held them out the way for her
Hahahaha that's what friends are for! "
Well she nearly fell over |
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"When you bend down to do buckle up on your ankle heels and your breasts keep getting in the way
This comes from a guy?? on behalf of a friend held them out the way for her
Hahahaha that's what friends are for!
Need a hand Bandit?
Or two...... "
With pleasure madam  |
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"When you bend down to do buckle up on your ankle heels and your breasts keep getting in the way
This comes from a guy?? on behalf of a friend held them out the way for her
Hahahaha that's what friends are for! Well she nearly fell over "
You are a gentleman.....great post |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you bend down to do buckle up on your ankle heels and your breasts keep getting in the way
This comes from a guy?? on behalf of a friend held them out the way for her
Hahahaha that's what friends are for! Well she nearly fell over
You are a gentleman.....great post "
Oooo I know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You’re talking to a customer and she thinks you’re bullshitting when you tell them licozade came in glass bottles with one flavour and you could only buy it from chemists ... |
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