Hmmm so if

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You have a cheesy bell end will adding lettuce and tomato make it more healthy looking

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You have a cheesy bell end will adding lettuce and tomato make it more healthy looking

It would make an interesting Fab profile pic.

By *uciyassMan over a year ago

sheffield

You’d be better adding some Cesar salad and sprinkling it with cous cous. As lettuce may discolour

By *aucy tiggerWoman over a year ago

Back where I belong

"You have a cheesy bell end will adding lettuce and tomato make it more healthy looking

Only if its a low fat penis

By *ighland gentlemanMan over a year ago

Ardgay

"You’d be better adding some Cesar salad and sprinkling it with cous cous. As lettuce may discolour "

Do you not need crutons for a Caesar salad?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dye your pubes green and see if that helps take the look off your cheesy bellend op

By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I always add a complimentary side of fries in such circumstances; Cheesy chips - the ladies love it

By *uciyassMan over a year ago

sheffield

"You’d be better adding some Cesar salad and sprinkling it with cous cous. As lettuce may discolour

Do you not need crutons for a Caesar salad?"

You do. But I thought the cous cous would be more appealing than big crunchy nuggets on the bell end

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No, but a teabag will