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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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called Moose.
Unless moose had already been named, but I would have thought cows would have been discovered first.
Can you think of better names for animals, cause some deserve better ?
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"Because it sounds better when you’re driving in the car saying cows! Look kids cows over there! Than mooses! Look mooses in that field! "
They must have known people would drive passed cows in cars someday. They really do think of everything. |
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"Because it sounds better when you’re driving in the car saying cows! Look kids cows over there! Than mooses! Look mooses in that field!
They must have known people would drive passed cows in cars someday. They really do think of everything. "
They so do! |
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"called Moose.
Unless moose had already been named, but I would have thought cows would have been discovered first.
Can you think of better names for animals, cause some deserve better ?
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Because daisy sounds more quaint than moose.
You could sponsor a cow and call it moose  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Moose...cows
Have I not just done that one ? 
No, you said “ why aren’t cows called moose” I’m more confused than normal now 
Oh god help us "
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"Moose...cows
Have I not just done that one ?
No, you said “ why aren’t cows called moose” I’m more confused than normal now "
Please say you’re joking  |
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"Cows were originally called milkaphorius bigsmellyshitus. But that was a mouthful and one day some guy in southern Outer Mongolia said fuck this that’s one dirty cow and the name stuck "
I did not know that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Moose...cows
Have I not just done that one ?
No, you said “ why aren’t cows called moose” I’m more confused than normal now
Please say you’re joking "
Lol.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Squirrels - tree rats but what about ground squirrels? Rat rats"
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the Latin for rats is rattus rattus ..you'd confuse the poor English red squirrels..( not them foreign invading grey Yankee b*******)! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"called Moose.
Unless moose had already been named, but I would have thought cows would have been discovered first.
Can you think of better names for animals, cause some deserve better ?
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eh I did this thread before you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"called Moose.
Unless moose had already been named, but I would have thought cows would have been discovered first.
Can you think of better names for animals, cause some deserve better ?
eh I did this thread before you "
My sincere apologies, how can I make it up to you ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"called Moose.
Unless moose had already been named, but I would have thought cows would have been discovered first.
Can you think of better names for animals, cause some deserve better ?
eh I did this thread before you
My sincere apologies, how can I make it up to you ?"
ha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"called Moose.
Unless moose had already been named, but I would have thought cows would have been discovered first.
Can you think of better names for animals, cause some deserve better ?
eh I did this thread before you
My sincere apologies, how can I make it up to you ?
ha "
Is that the only emoji you’ve got ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"called Moose.
Unless moose had already been named, but I would have thought cows would have been discovered first.
Can you think of better names for animals, cause some deserve better ?
eh I did this thread before you
My sincere apologies, how can I make it up to you ?
ha
Is that the only emoji you’ve got ? "
no,, |
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"called Moose.
Unless moose had already been named, but I would have thought cows would have been discovered first.
Can you think of better names for animals, cause some deserve better ?
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Cows weren't discovered they were invented.
The first Moose to be invented was blind, why that was I have no eye dear. |
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"Front left and back left...There’s no room left on the cooker ring thingy one
Are we going to need a part 2, or shall I quit while I’m ahead ?"
No ......do BIG oven LITTLE oven.... or TOP oven BOTTOM oven.
Hurry up .... it's life changing |
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"Front left and back left...There’s no room left on the cooker ring thingy one
Are we going to need a part 2, or shall I quit while I’m ahead ?
No ......do BIG oven LITTLE oven.... or TOP oven BOTTOM oven.
Hurry up .... it's life changing"
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i mentioned you in grandparents name thread .. |
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"Front left and back left...There’s no room left on the cooker ring thingy one
Are we going to need a part 2, or shall I quit while I’m ahead ?
No ......do BIG oven LITTLE oven.... or TOP oven BOTTOM oven.
Hurry up .... it's life changing
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i mentioned you in grandparents name thread .. "
Well I never saw that thread. I'm going to do a search and see what i'm missing. |
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