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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Never cast a clout till May is out.

Life has no remote,you must get up and change it yourself - Snoopy (the cartoon dog)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Keep it Simple.

If you are going to beat yourself up over something, use a feather rather than a stick.

We trudge this road to a happy destiny.

LJ

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else - means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting."

One of my favourites

"In order to know virtue we must first acquaint ourselves with vice"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mess with the bull get the horns up the arse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't worry about what you can't change

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Something my dad said to me when I was younger:

Son, you know you've found the right one when you can fart in bed and not feel embarrassed

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By *asha86Couple  over a year ago

walsall

My nan taught me "you dont look at the mantle piece when your poking the fire"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Happiness is a dry fart.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple  over a year ago

Cumbria

Very hard on my self but it works for me..

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By *olacolaMan  over a year ago

lincoln

Chinese - the best time to plant a tree is 20 years ago. The second best time is now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Rules are for the observance of fools and the guidance of wise men.

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple  over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

Growing old is compulsory

Growing up is optional

One advantage of being old is I did all my weard shit before the internet

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Karma, what goes around, comes around.

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By *eeBee67Man  over a year ago

Masked and Distant

If in doubt, don't force one out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not my circus, not my monkeys!

To be used every time someone tries to draw you into their drama

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Shoot for the moon, if you miss you'll still be amongst the stars x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't leave something until tomorrow when you can do it today

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It’s boring, but I like Rumsfeld’s known unknowns thing. It’s the unknown unknowns that get you every time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

If you think you can or you think you can't- you're right!

Brian

Family Guy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

“Grant me the serenity to accept those things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can and the wisdom to know the difference”

Live by this

D.

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By *r MoriartyMan  over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

It's all fucked

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

“You don’t stop playing games when you grow old! You grow old when you stop playing games”

D.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Never go back

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By *opsy RogersWoman  over a year ago

London

Know better, do better.

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By *ooliganMan  over a year ago

Preston

Believe nowt you hear and half you see.

Buy the best boots ad the best boots you can afford. Cos if you're not in one, you'll be in t'other.

Always ask the prettiest girl in the room to dance - nobody else will.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Believe nowt you hear and half you see.

Buy the best boots ad the best boots you can afford. Cos if you're not in one, you'll be in t'other.

Always ask the prettiest girl in the room to dance - nobody else will."

i like your last one

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By *ooliganMan  over a year ago

Preston

Sorry, middle one should be:

Buy the best bed and the best boots you can afford, cos if you're not in one you'll be in t'other.

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By *asha86Couple  over a year ago

walsall

Never judge a book by its cover.

As long as it makes you smile more than it makes you cry it's worthwhile.

You're never given anything in life that is more than you can handle.

If you have nothing nice to say don't say anything at all.

An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind.

xT

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

one saying that is still true but unfortunately placed on the gates of hell itself.

"Work sets you free."

placed outside concentration camps

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38

'It's not the men in your life that matters but then life in your men'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It will be alright in the end, if it's not alright it's not the end

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away....

If you haven't got anything nice to say then don't say anything....

If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got!

And Don't look back, you're not going that way...

PT x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It will be alright in the end, if its not alright its not the end

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

wax on wax off .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you're going to regret something, regret something you did, not something you didn't do

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Believe nowt you hear and half you see.

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Absolutely this

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By *lucard5Man  over a year ago

kerry capital

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By *lucard5Man  over a year ago

kerry capital

wish I could live with it as my mantra.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Requests will be considered demands will be ignored (from hubby during his prison officer days )

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The longest journey starts with the first step .

Chinese proverb

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

a lie travels around the world while the truth is putting her boots on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

learn from the mistakes of others- you can't live long enough to make them all yourself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Believe nowt you hear and half you see.

Buy the best boots ad the best boots you can afford. Cos if you're not in one, you'll be in t'other.

Always ask the prettiest girl in the room to dance - nobody else will.

i like your last one "

So do I! Never heard it before and very true.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

age is a very high price to pay for maturity

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

ask no questions ..get no lies

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

you can lead a horse a to water..

but a pencil must be led

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham

[Removed by poster at 24/04/19 09:57:15]

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham

If you disagree with a person's opinion, try walking a mile in their shoes. That way, you are a mile from them ... and you have their shoes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you disagree with a person's opinion, try walking a mile in their shoes. That way, you are a mile from them ... and you have their shoes "

tee hee your on grinds my gears thread .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

do not take life too seriously you will never get out of it alive

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second, when you sit on a red hot cinder a second seems like an hour- that's relativity.

Albert Einstein.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

there are only three things a woman needs in life.

food water and compliments.

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Chris Rock

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan  over a year ago

salisbury

You can only piss with the cock you've been given.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Love life, get paid and get laid.

You're born, you live and then you die. As for the middle, it's important to get as much buzz out of life as you can.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Something my Grandad says and what encouraged me to leave my comfort zone and go travelling.

"Feel the fear, but do it anyway."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

beauty is only skin Deep

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Life's a bitch. Wear a crash helmet

H

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By *tephTV67TV/TS  over a year ago

Cheshire

Pain is weakness leaving the body, perfect when I was training for Marathons

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman  over a year ago

Magical Forrest

Never give up

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By *eorge JetsonMan  over a year ago

Middlesbrough

The first step to stop digging yourself into the hole is to put down the shovel.

Life is hard,it's supposed to be hard, if it was easy you wouldn't learn anything.

It's not enough to know. You have to understand WHY you know

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham

Never start a thread criticising cyclists, it rarely ends well

(c) Red-Monkey

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

people who live in Glass Houses shouldn't !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I asked God for a bike but I know God doesn't work that way ,so I stole a bike and asked God for forgiveness

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

you will never Plough a field if you only turn it over in your mind.

Irish proverb

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"I asked God for a bike but I know God doesn't work that way ,so I stole a bike and asked God for forgiveness"

Careful ... cyclists are the devil's own invention it seems

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act - George Orwell

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You don't love someone because they're beautiful, they're beautiful because you love them.

Why fit in when you were born to stand out?

People who can't trust, can't be trusted.

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

The only person who never does anything wrong is a person who never does anything!

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38

There are no good girls gone wrong just bad girls found out.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

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By *p4funCouple  over a year ago

Plymouth

Shit happens

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Quickest way to get over a man is to get under one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am very well balanced individual, I have a chip on both shoulders!!

LJ and H

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

See all

Hear all

Say nowt

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"See all

Hear all

Say nowt

"

But take good notes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"See all

Hear all

Say nowt

"

.

my late father from Halifax used to say that to me weekly

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By *oul BrothaMan  over a year ago

A Galaxy far far away

Carpe Diem

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It is what it is. Just accept what is and deal with it!

Self praise is no recommendation. A few topics are started by people who live up to that!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

all good things come to an end

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

only spend what you can afford

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

dont tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Life is hard, but without hard, there is no life

Finnish proverb

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

god created the world.. everything else is made in China

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By *verage JosephMan  over a year ago

Grays & London

Live for today, as tomorrow’s not promised

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By *annylickerMan  over a year ago

Chester-le-Street

The nightmare begins when fantasy turns into reality, and the grip on reality fades out day by day.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday"

wait what! I've got a headache now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A civilization grows great when old men plant trees in whose shade they will mever sit.

Never attribute to malice what can be explained by stupidity

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't try and please everyone

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham

Education is not the learning of facts, or is teaching the mind to think

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Why memorize facts that can easily be looked up in a book?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Education is not the learning of facts, or is teaching the mind to think

.

Why memorize facts that can easily be looked up in a book?"

Because the person with them memorised will be massivly faster than you and thus more efficent.

Plus the important thing is going what you need to look up :p

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38

Dont do as I do, do as I say

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By *ooliganMan  over a year ago

Preston

"Whosoever plants a tree winks at immortality."

Part of a poem, but makes me want to plant more trees...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"the concept that really gets the goat of the gay hater, the idea that really spins their melon and sickens their stomachs is that most terrible and terrifying of all human emotions love .

That one can love another of the same gender that is what the homophobic really cannot stand. love in all 8 tones and all 5 semitones of the world's full octave.".

Stephen Fry.

from Moab is my washpot.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dont do as I do, do as I say"

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...or what !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

1. Don't loose your phone.

2.Don't loose your phone.

3.Don't loose your phone.

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By *lexa999Woman  over a year ago

Milton Keynes

The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My former PT gave me the best life advice, and it's simply, "don't be shit"

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By *UNCHBOXMan  over a year ago

folkestone

Never do today that which will become someone else's responsibility tomorrow. (David Brent)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lift up any ponytail and you'll always find an arsehole underneath.....(applies to guys )

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just because you feel good, doesn't make it right.

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By *litterbabeWoman  over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Don't wear headphones while vacuuming, I just cleaned the whole house to find it wasn't even plugged in.

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By *ooliganMan  over a year ago

Preston

Pay as you go. And if you can't pay, don't go.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don't wear headphones while vacuuming, I just cleaned the whole house to find it wasn't even plugged in. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Don't let the bastards win.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't wear a stripped top with a dotted pants

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

Work, rest and play

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nowt so queer as folk

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