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One bloke spunked on the wall above my headboard once. I can't say I found it particularly arousing, especially as he didn't clean it off and left that to me  |
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"One bloke spunked on the wall above my headboard once. I can't say I found it particularly arousing, especially as he didn't clean it off and left that to me "
better or worse than the curtains?  |
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"Something to put on your CV I suppose.
No I wouldn't recommend spunking over a CV before popping it in the post for that dream job. "
Not the spunk. The OP's skills. |
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"One bloke spunked on the wall above my headboard once. I can't say I found it particularly arousing, especially as he didn't clean it off and left that to me "
Much rather it over your positively delightful derrière! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can shoot my load over my head whilst laying down.
Any ladies like heavy cummers and find it a turn on? "
It’s the first thing women always ask on here, can you blow your beans over your head, alas I cannot do this feat, so I have to make do with a Pot Noodle and wank most evenings. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I’m not really a heavy cummer but if Iv not cum for quite a while and been really horny as I am during the week , I can cum loads , was cammimg with a fab friend last Friday and he was amazed how much muck I shot , but as I say generally very average |
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I was enlisted by the police force to shoot down a drone over Gatwick not so long ago. They told me that they were apprehensive in using bullets so enquired if they might make use of my, ahem, rather special ability...... 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One bloke spunked on the wall above my headboard once. I can't say I found it particularly arousing, especially as he didn't clean it off and left that to me "
Haha you must be some shag |
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By *omvampmMan
over a year ago
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"One bloke spunked on the wall above my headboard once. I can't say I found it particularly arousing, especially as he didn't clean it off and left that to me
Much rather it over your positively delightful derrière!"
il second that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not a turn on for me at all
Lj hope not too
Hahaha he's going to love that! just said he wouldnt make ya mind up "
Do i get a say in whether i like it or not???
The real LJ!!!
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"Not a turn on for me at all
Lj hope not too
Hahaha he's going to love that! just said he wouldnt make ya mind up
Do i get a say in whether i like it or not???
The real LJ!!!
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Or is It? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not a turn on for me at all
Lj hope not too
Hahaha he's going to love that! just said he wouldnt make ya mind up
Do i get a say in whether i like it or not???
The real LJ!!!
Or is It? "
Where is Mulder and Scully when you need them??
The honest to god real and accept no substitute LJ  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not a turn on for me at all
Lj hope not too
Hahaha he's going to love that! just said he wouldnt make ya mind up
Do i get a say in whether i like it or not???
The real LJ!!!
Or is It?
Where is Mulder and Scully when you need them??
The honest to god real and accept no substitute LJ "
Stop it Holly!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Not many woman actually gives a shit whether a man is a heavy cummer or not, it’s only certain type of blokes who think this is impressive, I have know idea why, probably cause they think it shows virility or something. Truth is majority of women don’t actually care and those that do, it’s way down the list on what they look for in a man. |
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"Not many woman actually gives a shit whether a man is a heavy cummer or not, it’s only certain type of blokes who think this is impressive, I have know idea why, probably cause they think it shows virility or something. Truth is majority of women don’t actually care and those that do, it’s way down the list on what they look for in a man. "
 . Never even gave it a thought until I came on here and saw all the threads and profiles about it. |
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"Not many woman actually gives a shit whether a man is a heavy cummer or not, it’s only certain type of blokes who think this is impressive, I have know idea why, probably cause they think it shows virility or something. Truth is majority of women don’t actually care and those that do, it’s way down the list on what they look for in a man.
. Never even gave it a thought until I came on here and saw all the threads and profiles about it. "
Me too! I never realised just how proud of his load a man could be  |
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"Not many woman actually gives a shit whether a man is a heavy cummer or not, it’s only certain type of blokes who think this is impressive, I have know idea why, probably cause they think it shows virility or something. Truth is majority of women don’t actually care and those that do, it’s way down the list on what they look for in a man.
. Never even gave it a thought until I came on here and saw all the threads and profiles about it.
Me too! I never realised just how proud of his load a man could be "
Not every man mind ... just a small proportion I would say (I realise the irony in that phrase ) |
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"Almost as unimpressive as my very own heavy 'crumbing' abilities...
I just cannot eat an oaty hobnob biscuit without crumbing all down myself"
I'm a repeat 'crumber' too ...can never just eat the one |
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"Almost as unimpressive as my very own heavy 'crumbing' abilities...
I just cannot eat an oaty hobnob biscuit without crumbing all down myself
I'm a repeat 'crumber' too ...can never just eat the one"
Do you crumb before you really should, are you a premature crumber? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can shoot my load over my head whilst laying down.
Any ladies like heavy cummers and find it a turn on?
I thought heavy cummer meant quantity, not distance, am I wrong?"
That's what I thought.
Heavy denotes volume to me rather than how "powerful" the shot may be
I wouldn't be afraid of a "heavy load" getting in my eye even though it would sting like a bitch, yet if a powerful bullet like jet was heading for my peepers I'd shit bricks.
Alright doc, my eyeball is in the back of my head and facing the wrong way, but there's a perfectly good explanation
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"Almost as unimpressive as my very own heavy 'crumbing' abilities...
I just cannot eat an oaty hobnob biscuit without crumbing all down myself
I'm a repeat 'crumber' too ...can never just eat the one
Do you crumb before you really should, are you a premature crumber? "
To prevent this, I have to mentally visualise Susan Boyle chomping away on a hobnob |
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"Almost as unimpressive as my very own heavy 'crumbing' abilities...
I just cannot eat an oaty hobnob biscuit without crumbing all down myself
I'm a repeat 'crumber' too ...can never just eat the one
Do you crumb before you really should, are you a premature crumber?
To prevent this, I have to mentally visualise Susan Boyle chomping away on a hobnob"
That would be instant flaccid knob to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not a turn on for me at all
Lj hope not too
Hahaha he's going to love that! just said he wouldnt make ya mind up
Do i get a say in whether i like it or not???
The real LJ!!!
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you already did |
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No, not a turn on at all
