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over a year ago
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Most horror/ paranormal activity movies .... They make me laugh at how bad and not so terrifying they are these days...
I love a good horror but they don't make them like they used to.
The only movie that has scared me was terminator 2 where the nuke goes off and you see the kids in the park disintegrate, had nightmares for days. |
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If a film doesn’t keep me interested within the first 20 minutes then it’s going off. I rarely go to the cinema so sat at home I can usually find soelse to watch.
Dunkirk was a disappointment, I got to about 10 minutes and switched it off. |
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over a year ago
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"Lobster Man from Mars.
Genuinely. Was so crap it was hilarious!
Had Patrick Macnee in it."
I still remember it from 30 years ago! What's that strange smell of fish was the key line when man was about to come on screen. Well lobster claw not man! |
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I watched that one about the two princesses going out on VE Day.....utter rubbish and I very much doubt our Queen would have done that even at the young age she was then.
Utter garbage, bad acting! |
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I saw Arnie in Commando a couple of days ago, first time i have seen it since the 80s, amazing how bad it was. Arnie was nicknamed the Austrian Oak in his bodybuilding days, he carried that over to his 'acting' career  |
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Maximum Overdrive has to be one of the most ridiculous ever. I think Stephen King wrote it, which is surprising. It's one of those so bad it's good films though.
I don't watch a lot of films these days. I'm not into blockbusters usually and there seem to be so many remakes and franchises these days. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The fantastic beasts sequel.
I still have no idea what it was aside from a teaser for the next film in the series
Agree with you in that one, I even had a little sleep in the middle."
My son loved it I hated it. |
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I quite liked the first Maze Runner film, but found the sequels dire. The books are miles better.
I just saw a French film on Netflix called 'Happy End' which was quite possibly the most uneventful dross I've ever seen. |
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All of the Pirates of the Carribbean films, my ex loved them, as I would say it's Johnny Depp performance you love, stick any other actor in the same role playing it straight with the same script it's boring rubbish. Even the idea for the film came from a theme park ride 
One so bad it's good is ' Night of the Lepus' massive killer rabbits  |
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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago
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"The fantastic beasts sequel.
I still have no idea what it was aside from a teaser for the next film in the series
Agree with you in that one, I even had a little sleep in the middle."
It was terrible wasn’t it yet I had Hugh hopes as first was quite good |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Adding one to my list right now
Maze Runner:Death Cure
Completely and utterly turgid the first half.... Do I see this through or find another?
What movies have you watched that were terrible!? "
I watched Maze Runner the Scorch Trials. Wish I hadn't now, but if a film is called Maze Runner then I want to see a fucking maze and someone running through it. |
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Crikey many shit films probably more bad than good.
About Schmitt Jack Nicholson should have been called about shit.
Ready player one nonsense that is pretty much unwatchable unless you are an 8 year old boy with the attention span of a goldfish.
Some of these sickly sweet American predictable ROM coms.
And usually when they try to make a film from a TV series absolutely fabulous being a good example.
Or should that be bad example! |
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The Blair Witch Project from the "90s is a total piece of shit. Even the teenagers at the cinema did not like it. But it made a lot of money at cinemas because they advertised it online.
The concept of "found" video footage from people who had vanished is not a bad idea but the inept young folk who made this had obviously never seen a movie by Hitchcock or any other director who can tell a suspenseful story.
Also, the 1990's remake of Hitchcock's Psycho. It was worse than I knew it would be.
These films are not even so bad that they are amusing like "Plan Nine from Outer Space" with Bela Lugosi. |
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"Maximum Overdrive has to be one of the most ridiculous ever. I think Stephen King wrote it, which is surprising. It's one of those so bad it's good films though.
I don't watch a lot of films these days. I'm not into blockbusters usually and there seem to be so many remakes and franchises these days."
I'll make sure I avoid it Mollypop... Thanks for the heads up |
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"I quite liked the first Maze Runner film, but found the sequels dire. The books are miles better.
I just saw a French film on Netflix called 'Happy End' which was quite possibly the most uneventful dross I've ever seen."
Yeah had great hopes after the first one, keep watching them in hope!! |
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"Adding one to my list right now
Maze Runner:Death Cure
Completely and utterly turgid the first half.... Do I see this through or find another?
What movies have you watched that were terrible!?
I watched Maze Runner the Scorch Trials. Wish I hadn't now, but if a film is called Maze Runner then I want to see a fucking maze and someone running through it."
Hahahshs yes, absofuckinglutely!! |
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"The Humanity Bureau
Nicolas Cage 2018
Is there a good film with Nicolas Cage in it?"
Leaving Las Vegas is awesome- Face off is pretty entertaining too
Worst film i've seen (well I endured about 20 minutes) is Freddy Got Fingered (Tom Green). Its an American Comedy (usually and oxymoron) with someone devoid of humour, a non existant story and desperately trying too hard to be funny |
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"Zodiac. A crap film that never seemed to end. I fell asleep in the cinema watching for the first and only time."
Yeah seen that a complete bore maybe that was the plot to make everyone fall asleep lol |
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The remake of 'Journey to the Center of the Earth' was diarrhea. I couldn't even force myself to continue watching. After 15 minutes I had to turn it off.
It's rare I turn off a film as there's usually something worth while to keep you engaged until the end. Even with a bad film. |
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A few weeks ago I watched a Netflix movie called "Await further instructions". It was such a pile of poo. Unbelievably total and utter shite. I was left sitting on the sofa with my mouth open thinking "what the fuck was that about". Awful!!! |
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Any of Director, Godfrey Ho’s ninja movies from the 1980’s.
They are infamous in cinematic history....have a google to see exactly why.
Having said that, they were fun in a sort of God awful-why am I putting myself through this?! - type of manner  |
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I would be negligent to not mention the cinematic atrocity that is, The Last Jedi here.
A truly, astonishingly awful movie that ostensibly delights in defecating upon the fond memories of long time fans of the franchise.
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By (user no longer on site)
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In the "so bad I find it mesmerising and even if it starts at 11pm and I have to be up for work I can't help myself watching it" category I offer : Anaconda. Same for any Jean-Claude Van Damme or Steven Seagal movie.
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"Worst film i've seen (well I endured about 20 minutes) is Freddy Got Fingered (Tom Green). Its an American Comedy (usually and oxymoron) with someone devoid of humour, a non existant story and desperately trying too hard to be funny"
It's beyond ridiculous, yet when I was a teenager I thought it was hilarious. I hate that 'daddy would you like some sausages' still pops into my goddamn head at random. |
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"All the fast and furious films and them awful Essex boys films "
Omg I watched the latest fast & furious other night worse film I’ve seen in a long time , they have took the racing out off it and made it so unbelievable x |
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Alone in the Dark. Utter tosh that can't even blame it on the source material as it deviates so much from it.
In the Name of the King is probably worse, since it has a respectable cast, some great locations and passable effects, yet manages to bore the viewer at every opportunity. What should have been a fun fantasy romp just limps along from one badly filmed scene to the next. |
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Started to watch Shame last night. It stars Michael Fassbender and Steve McQueen directs so great pedigree. It's also about a male sex addict so I can relate!
What an utter pile of dirge. I only got halfway through it was so implausible.
You do get to see Fassbender's member though, but that's no recommendation.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Started to watch Shame last night. It stars Michael Fassbender and Steve McQueen directs so great pedigree. It's also about a male sex addict so I can relate!
What an utter pile of dirge. I only got halfway through it was so implausible.
You do get to see Fassbender's member though, but that's no recommendation. "
I like the film and I like Michael Fassbender's penis. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I do not watch movies very often. I like classics, so no disappointment so far 
Definitely I do not like horrors these days, especially paranormal activity - they do not scare me, they make me laughing |
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"Started to watch Shame last night. It stars Michael Fassbender and Steve McQueen directs so great pedigree. It's also about a male sex addict so I can relate!
What an utter pile of dirge. I only got halfway through it was so implausible.
You do get to see Fassbender's member though, but that's no recommendation.
I like the film and I like Michael Fassbender's penis."
I have to Google a pic if his penis  Thanks Jimmy!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Started to watch Shame last night. It stars Michael Fassbender and Steve McQueen directs so great pedigree. It's also about a male sex addict so I can relate!
What an utter pile of dirge. I only got halfway through it was so implausible.
You do get to see Fassbender's member though, but that's no recommendation.
I like the film and I like Michael Fassbender's penis.
I have to Google a pic if his penis Thanks Jimmy! "
You're welcome. |
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