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I want to know all your useless bits of information.
I will start off.
Did you know freud had a morbid fear of ferns |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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A group of larks is called an exaltation |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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the continents names all end in the same letter they started with |
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"the continents names all end in the same letter they started with"
except north america, south america and antartic |
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Pssst Diamond...
Its Antartica |
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"Pssst Diamond...
Its Antartica "
whoops, im off to the silly corner  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Horses can't be sick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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did you know 86 percent of statistics are made up
i just made that up xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The Americas.....   "
known as America
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Americas |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"I want to know all your useless bits of information.
I will start off.
Did you know freud had a morbid fear of ferns"
Diamonds can swallow......  |
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No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH"... |
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"The Americas.....
known as America
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Americas"
America isn't a continent...
North America and South America are two different continents... |
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over a year ago
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"No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH"..."
or orange |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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theres no "f" in milk |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In a deck of cards, the King of Hearts (AKA the suicide King) appears to be sticking his sword through his head. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You can't lick your own elbow.......
No one has hair on the back of their knees....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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a pound of walkers crisps cost 200 times more than a pound of potatoes |
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over a year ago
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"You can't lick your own elbow.......
No one has hair on the back of their knees......."
you havent seen my wife's xx |
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The modern roller skates were invented in about 1860 - I was watching a film the other night set in the mid 19th century and a girl was playing on roller skates I thought WTF so googled it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"theres no "f" in milk"
Who's d*unk it all? |
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Columbo didn't have a first name. |
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"You can't lick your own elbow.......
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There are people who can.... they had a lady do it on QI |
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over a year ago
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"No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH"...
or orange"
Or purple |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"You can't lick your own elbow......."
I've met someone who can.
Chewing gum is illegal in Singapore. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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•Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words.
cruel really  |
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"No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH"...
or orange"
Blorenge and Gorringe rhyme with orange. ... and now also Borange. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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facetious is the only word in the English dictionary that has all the vowels in the right order |
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over a year ago
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Skin is the biggest organ on the human body  |
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"No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH"...
or orange
Blorenge and Gorringe rhyme with orange. ... and now also Borange."
Ooops nearly forgot 'lozenge' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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•Steely Dan got their name from a sexual device (dildo) depicted in the book 'The Naked Lunch'.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A snail breathes through its foot!! |
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over a year ago
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If you got to bed with an itchy bum you will wake up with a smelly finger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A man that suffers from diphallasparatus has two penises |
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over a year ago
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And emu's can't walk backwards... |
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The Sun loses four million tonnes of mass per second. |
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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago
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It is illegal for cab drivers to carry rabid dogs or indeed corpses and by law they must ask each and every passenger if they have small pox or 'The Plague', yes, even to this very day! |
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Bat have ear flaps so they can protect their hearing from their super powerful sonar squeaks! |
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over a year ago
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the capital of peru is lima |
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Statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Alright ... you, erm, you never see an old man eating a twix |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Farmers in britain are legally obliged to provide their pigs with toys |
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over a year ago
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Smoking kills. |
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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago
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Cats love earwax
There is no I in team but there is a u in cunt |
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"No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH"...
or orangeOr purple"
Curple.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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elephants can't jump.
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Boo!
See, Adele didn't jump
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I know, straight to the naughty corner..
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*hangs head and walks to corner, assumes the position for punishment... |
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A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a morbid fear of crossing bridges and often drive over them either dead center or with my eyes shut
Seriously xx |
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"I have a morbid fear of crossing bridges and often drive over them either dead center or with my eyes shut
Seriously xx "
Have a friend who is exactly the same.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes!!!"
Thats pub quiz knowledge mate! Dat ain't useless...worth its weight in gold....well i'm making a mental note of it.
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over a year ago
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"I have a morbid fear of crossing bridges and often drive over them either dead center or with my eyes shut
Seriously xx
Have a friend who is exactly the same...."
The fourth was areal trial when i accidentally got on the road to it and couldnt turn around lol xx  |
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Galilee...
Stay away from the farms.... |
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"I have a morbid fear of crossing bridges and often drive over them either dead center or with my eyes shut
Seriously xx
Have a friend who is exactly the same....
The fourth was areal trial when i accidentally got on the road to it and couldnt turn around lol xx "
LOL il bet it was!!!! x |
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By *enithWoman
over a year ago
closer than you think |
TYPEWRITER, is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard |
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over a year ago
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•There is a word in the English language with only one vowel, which occurs six times:
Indivisibility.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The distance between your wrist and your elbow is the same length as ya foot xx |
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a pig is the only animal that cant turn its head.so i read hmm x |
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A cow can walk up stairs but not down them |
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a peanut is not a nut....but i forgot what it is really x...ill get back to you on this one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Galilee...
Stay away from the farms.... "
PURELY for intellectual enrichment!..WOOF! WOOF!...see..totally incompatable species anyway. |
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By *otwife33Woman
over a year ago
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Everyone shares their birthday with at least 9m other people. |
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"A cow can walk up stairs but not down them"
why would he be on stairs in the first place lol |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Smoking kills."
Especially if you're on fire! |
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The names of Popeye's four nephews are Pipeye, Peepeye, Pupeye, and Poopeye |
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"A cow can walk up stairs but not down them
why would he be on stairs in the first place lol "
Well the welsh have sheep and scots have cows
Only joking but def useless fact |
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By *enithWoman
over a year ago
closer than you think |
"facetious is the only word in the English dictionary that has all the vowels in the right order "
how about abstemious ?
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"A cow can walk up stairs but not down them
why would he be on stairs in the first place lol "
That should say...
You can lead a cow upstairs but not back down again lol..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I want a piss but can't be arsed to mo.....too late |
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"I want a piss but can't be arsed to mo.....too late "
Was it a cough, sneeze or a laugh?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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an elephant is the only animal with 'knees' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Most toilets flush in E flat |
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By *otwife33Woman
over a year ago
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Only animal with 4 knees I think it is. x |
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"an elephant is the only animal with 'knees'"
Hippos? |
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By *teborahCouple
over a year ago
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"The distance between your wrist and your elbow is the same length as ya foot xx"
Isn't your foot supposed to be the same size as your willy? |
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"The distance between your wrist and your elbow is the same length as ya foot xx
Isn't your foot supposed to be the same size as your willy? "
I wish xx |
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"Only animal with 4 knees I think it is. x"
No, 2 elbows and 2 knees...x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"an elephant is the only animal with 'knees'
Hippos?"
Horses? Giraffes? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only animal with 4 knees I think it is. x"
sorry, you are correct. 4 knees |
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"The distance between your wrist and your elbow is the same length as ya foot xx
Isn't your foot supposed to be the same size as your willy?
I wish xx "
EVERY guy wishes LOL |
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Lets just pretend that all animals have knees...
Even slugs..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The names of Popeye's four nephews are Pipeye, Peepeye, Pupeye, and Poopeye"
And an Asian cousin, Japseye |
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"The names of Popeye's four nephews are Pipeye, Peepeye, Pupeye, and Poopeye
And an Asian cousin, Japseye "
and his darts throwing uncle bullseye |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By *teborahCouple
over a year ago
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"The Americas.....
known as America
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Americas
America isn't a continent...
North America and South America are two different continents..."
Not quite true, The continent is called the Americas which include north and south america and all the islands. |
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"The Americas.....
known as America
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Americas
America isn't a continent...
North America and South America are two different continents...
Not quite true, The continent is called the Americas which include north and south america and all the islands."
And as I pointed out at beginning...
The Americas dont start and end with same letter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There is no such thing as a white horse, only a grey one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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At the age of twenty five after years of living with an uncomfortable feeling in my foot
It was xrayed after i ran over it with a truck
Although no broken bones they discovered the reason for my life long discomfort
An inch long piece of sewing needle they reckon had been there since i was a toddler
Its now safely in a bag as a keepsafe
But i still have problems with the foot because of the way it grew to protect me from the pain of the needle xx |
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"TYPEWRITER, is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard"
Repertoire..
Proprietor..
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its still english law that every man must have one hours archery practice every week !!
jeez how many of us are guilty for not getting our quivers out |
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By *UNCHBOXMan
over a year ago
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Russ Abbott brought the rights to his hit song Atmosphere and refuses for it to be played on radio, as he considers it to be a dire representation of his talents. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Daily Mirror sports journo Oliver Holt is the son of the woman who plays Emily Bishop in Corrie |
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over a year ago
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"a peanut is not a nut....but i forgot what it is really x...ill get back to you on this one"
It's a bean..... |
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over a year ago
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The term POSH comes from the days when rich people sailed to India.
First class cabins had the sunny side of the ship on their journey, which just happened to be Port Out, Starboard Home. |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
The only food that doesn't go off is Honey. |
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"The term POSH comes from the days when rich people sailed to India.
First class cabins had the sunny side of the ship on their journey, which just happened to be Port Out, Starboard Home."
and shit comes from Store High In Transit, so that stuff didnt get damp and go off when on the boats and FUCK is something to do with fornicating and the king but cant remember what |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The only food that doesn't go off is Honey."
What about when the runny stuff chrystalises- can't get it out the squeezy thing then  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"a peanut is not a nut....but i forgot what it is really x...ill get back to you on this one
It's a bean....."
hmmmmm flicking my nut doesnt sound quite the same |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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if a tree, falls in a forest and no one hears it fall.... has it made a sound..?? |
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"its still english law that every man must have one hours archery practice every week !!
jeez how many of us are guilty for not getting our quivers out "
And the bastards took my bow off me for some reason, you walk onto the field once with your guide dig and they get all arsy with you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Trumps smell for the benefit of the deaf who can't hear them |
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"The only food that doesn't go off is Honey.
What about when the runny stuff chrystalises- can't get it out the squeezy thing then "
you just melt it, but not in the microwave cause it goes all smoky and catches fire |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The only food that doesn't go off is Honey.
What about when the runny stuff chrystalises- can't get it out the squeezy thing then
you just melt it, but not in the microwave cause it goes all smoky and catches fire "
And the squeezy bottle melts |
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By *omaMan
over a year ago
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An erect penis has no concience ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"An erect penis has no concience ! "
Does that mean a floppy one has too much of a conscience?? |
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"the continents names all end in the same letter they started with
except north america, south america and antartic"
its antartica |
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"the continents names all end in the same letter they started with
except north america, south america and antartic
its antartica "
we already said that lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Viscosity is measured by throwing liquid at a wall. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the continents names all end in the same letter they started with
except north america, south america and antartic
its antartica
we already said that lol"
hey ive only just got here lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the continents names all end in the same letter they started with
except north america, south america and antartic
its antartica "
Actually it's Antarctica |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Since the 'descovery' of America in 1488 there has only been 50 years when the contry has not been at war with someone
America has been at constant war since the end of WW2 |
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Pedantic means overly concerned with minute details or formalisms, especially in teaching.
FACT
But you all already knew that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"the continents names all end in the same letter they started with
except north america, south america and antartic
its antartica
Actually it's Antarctica"
And i thought i was bored |
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"Since the 'descovery' of America in 1488 there has only been 50 years when the contry has not been at war with someone
America has been at constant war since the end of WW2"
Are they still the largest arms manufacturer in the world |
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"Since the 'descovery' of America in 1488 there has only been 50 years when the contry has not been at war with someone
America has been at constant war since the end of WW2
Are they still the largest arms manufacturer in the world"
what about legs? |
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It takes the weight of two elephants to make a Polo mint |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Since the 'descovery' of America in 1488 there has only been 50 years when the contry has not been at war with someone
America has been at constant war since the end of WW2
Are they still the largest arms manufacturer in the world"
The biggest company manufacturing arms is British..BAE |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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the last day that an English soldier was not killed on active duty was in 1940 |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Since the 'descovery' of America in 1488 there has only been 50 years when the contry has not been at war with someone
America has been at constant war since the end of WW2
Are they still the largest arms manufacturer in the world"
probably lol
here another shocking bit of usless info talking of fire arms, did you know ethiopia has one of the riches goverment in Africa, they spend more on fire arm than any other African country per year |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"facetious is the only word in the English dictionary that has all the vowels in the right order
how about abstemious ?
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clear the silly corner I's a coming in |
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"Since the 'descovery' of America in 1488 there has only been 50 years when the contry has not been at war with someone
America has been at constant war since the end of WW2
Are they still the largest arms manufacturer in the world
probably lol
here another shocking bit of usless info talking of fire arms, did you know ethiopia has one of the riches goverment in Africa, they spend more on fire arm than any other African country per year"
And is it true that more British armed forces were killed by Americans than Iraqis in the gulf wars |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
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did you know ethiopia has one of the riches goverment in Africa, they spend more on fire arm than any other African country per year"
But if I had Somaila, Sudan, Eritrea and Northern Kenya as my neighbours I might spend a bob or two on defence |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" and FUCK is something to do with fornicating and the king but cant remember what"
Fornicate Under Command of the King is what ive been informed... Dont believe it though! |
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Thats what i was thinking of something to do with having to seek permission in peasant days but i cant remember now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cucumbers come ready protected  |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"The term POSH comes from the days when rich people sailed to India.
First class cabins had the sunny side of the ship on their journey, which just happened to be Port Out, Starboard Home.
and shit comes from Store High In Transit, so that stuff didnt get damp and go off when on the boats and FUCK is something to do with fornicating and the king but cant remember what"
NAFF is Not Available For Fucking (from the gay language Polari) apparently; so Princess Anne's famous response to paps was really quite earthy |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
Chocolate is a vegetable: chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Beans are vegetables
**off for one of my five-a-day** |
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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago
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Something like.. There has been only 4 yers sine WW2 thy the UK armed forces have not been on active duty...
A lot of the 60 and 70s where in nasty places like Aden etc |
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Westminster abbey is not an abbey |
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the animal with the longest getation period is the black alpine salamander |
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"theres no "f" in milk"
well drink it black then! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the animal with the longest getation period is the black alpine salamander"
I always thought it was the elephant but thanks fa that xx |
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baby rabbits are called kittens |
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"the animal with the longest getation period is the black alpine salamander
I always thought it was the elephant but thanks fa that xx "
the elephant is the mammal with the longest gestation period |
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the word snob means a person belonging to the ordinary or lower classes of society and having no pretensions.
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By *danteMan
over a year ago
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"No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH"...
or orange"
Blorenge |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the animal with the longest getation period is the black alpine salamander
I always thought it was the elephant but thanks fa that xx
the elephant is the mammal with the longest gestation period"
Of course i always forget the elephant aint an amimal xx |
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"•Steely Dan got their name from a sexual device (dildo) depicted in the book 'The Naked Lunch'.
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10CC and the loving spoonful got ther names from the volume of ejeculant in a male orgasm - the song "turning japanise" by the Vapors is about masterbating |
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"the word snob means a person belonging to the ordinary or lower classes of society and having no pretensions.
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Thats the origin...Not the definition |
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"•Steely Dan got their name from a sexual device (dildo) depicted in the book 'The Naked Lunch'.
10CC and the loving spoonful got ther names from the volume of ejeculant in a male orgasm - the song "turning japanise" by the Vapors is about masterbating "
so is teenage kicks by the undertones and they had to change the lyrics from wanna hold it tight to wanna hold her tight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Brass monkeys weren't actually primates but a holder for a pile of cannon balls. |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"Brass monkeys weren't actually primates but a holder for a pile of cannon balls. "
until it got cold.... |
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"the word snob means a person belonging to the ordinary or lower classes of society and having no pretensions.
Thats the origin...Not the definition "
my mistake should of said meant instead of means |
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"Brass monkeys weren't actually primates but a holder for a pile of cannon balls. "
er, bollocks btw.
( had to do some research into that one just recently ) |
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"the animal with the longest getation period is the black alpine salamander
I always thought it was the elephant but thanks fa that xx
the elephant is the mammal with the longest gestation period
Of course i always forget the elephant aint an amimal xx "
Are amphibians classed as animal?
Thought amphibians were a class on their own? |
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"Brass monkeys weren't actually primates but a holder for a pile of cannon balls.
er, bollocks btw.
( had to do some research into that one just recently )"
Brass Monkeys have always been just that...Brass Monkeys!
Simply made for tourists....Hear no, see no, speak no.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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LEGO is the worlds largest tyre manufacturer.
the plastic bits at the end of shoe laces are called aglets! |
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... was referring to the act of freezing the balls off, excuses. |
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"I have a morbid fear of crossing bridges and often drive over them either dead center or with my eyes shut
Seriously xx "
Frigging hell your just like chrissy hes the same, even if the bridge is the size of a speed hump he panics |
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"... was referring to the act of freezing the balls off, excuses."
I was backing you up on it not being about cannonballs... |
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"Russ Abbott brought the rights to his hitla song Atmosphere and refuses for it to be played on radio, as he considers it to be a dire representation of his talents. "
Heard it on the radio just the other day. A listener told of how a fight broke out at a family party and put it on while the fight was in progress - 'Atmosphere, I love a party with a happy atmosphere ....' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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the Earth is 60 to the power 24 (or in laypersons terms, 60,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000) tonnes in weight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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or there abouts lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH"..."
or SILVER or ORANGE.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"its still english law that every man must have one hours archery practice every week !!
jeez how many of us are guilty for not getting our quivers out "
..and in Hereford and Worcester, it is still legal to kill a Welshman on a Sunday with a bow and arrow. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If your in proportion...
You're as tall as your outstretched arms... |
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A boar pig has a corkscrew shaped penis ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Chocolate face masks stop me craving choccy....useless fact 345  |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
"The only food that doesn't go off is Honey.
What about when the runny stuff chrystalises- can't get it out the squeezy thing then
you just melt it, but not in the microwave cause it goes all smoky and catches fire
And the squeezy bottle melts "
Try putting it in some hot water, the crystals should go and hopefully not melt the bottle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The only food that doesn't go off is Honey."
um and sugar!!
as sugar is a natural antiseptic ..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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on a horse there are 4 frogs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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a honey badger can hear with its tail.probably |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle. |
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"No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH"...
or SILVER or ORANGE...."
Orange has been excluded in previous posts..
Silver...Chilver |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
fabswingers forumites are full of useless information/facts |
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Since this thread opened..
Google has been in overdrive |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle. "
Thought that was a Hackney driver (London Taxi driver) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A turkey can whistle, but only when it's panicked |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Interesting emails to potential meets get no more of a reply that a simple line...
Provided your pic, location and profile are good |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A big thanks to OP for pointing out my birthday is on the day Cesar was murdered. Beware of the ides of march.
Well it was an interesting fact to me, lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle. "
goes back to the days of carriages.
and trying explaining this to the police lol |
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