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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I’ll start with this little gem.....
So you get on the bus, a bus that’s only half full. Yet there is hardly anywhere to sit because each person has one seat for them, and one for their bag! You walk around looking for a seat and they all stare out the window praying they won’t be the one you choose to sit next too!
I also hate how when your sitting next to someone on a bus, the moment a block of two seats becomes free, they jump up and fill it. Can’t get away from you fast enough! There have been times when I’ve jumoed up myself and gone and sat next to them again, simply to piss then off. It’s fun watching g them stare out the window pretending to not notice you’re there!
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
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What’s annoys me
Well for starters being asked if I want sprinkles on my coffee. Ffs
Then there’s the fact you have beans with a breakfast fry up. Like come on
But the real fucking thing I hate
Vegan fucking sausage rolls
Like come on. Fucking cunts havnt a clue
They should just call it a sawdust roll bloody rastards |
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The phrases "fashion must have"
"To die for" "go to make up look"
I don't know why.
Also you tube videos showing you how to do something which take so long explaining the simplest of things while waggling a mascara, hair product or craft tool that I switch of and just make it up as I go along.
I'm on a roll now. People who thrash about in the swimming pool causing veritable tidal waves and people who make noises in the sauna.
 I feel better now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll start with this little gem.....
So you get on the bus, a bus that’s only half full. Yet there is hardly anywhere to sit because each person has one seat for them, and one for their bag! You walk around looking for a seat and they all stare out the window praying they won’t be the one you choose to sit next too!
I also hate how when your sitting next to someone on a bus, the moment a block of two seats becomes free, they jump up and fill it. Can’t get away from you fast enough! There have been times when I’ve jumoed up myself and gone and sat next to them again, simply to piss then off. It’s fun watching g them stare out the window pretending to not notice you’re there!
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But why though?
Do you want to sit next to people you don't know - all close to you in your personal space ( shudder )
Or are you one of those people that wants to talk at strangers  ( double shudder )
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People having a morning, afternoon catch up in the middle of a supermarket isle....
Supermarket trolleys....
Supermarket car parks....
Checkouts.....
Get my drift |
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"People having a morning, afternoon catch up in the middle of a supermarket isle....
Supermarket trolleys....
Supermarket car parks....
Checkouts.....
Get my drift "
Those reasons and more are why we get our shopping delivered.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The phrases "fashion must have"
"To die for" "go to make up look"
I don't know why.
Also you tube videos showing you how to do something which take so long explaining the simplest of things while waggling a mascara, hair product or craft tool that I switch of and just make it up as I go along.
I'm on a roll now. People who thrash about in the swimming pool causing veritable tidal waves and people who make noises in the sauna.
I feel better now"
I'm with you on the making a 15 minute make up tutorial last an hour. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anything to do with the supermarket experience.
Wonky wheeled trolleys - useless.
Mid aisle catcher uppers - fuckoff to the coffee shop for your 'reconnection'.
Double parkers of trolleys that block aisles - assassination isn't a good enough punishment.
Staring at the produce - just fuckin' pick one up and bung it in ya trolley. Get out of others way.
Feral kids - don't take 'em in if you can't control them.
Car park wankers - is one space not enough that you feel the need to take up two?
Inept self service customers - it's not rocket science, go to a staffed checkout instead ya muppet.
I could keep going all day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People having a morning, afternoon catch up in the middle of a supermarket isle...."
I tend to use my own trolley "Mad max" style and plough on through then, with a totally fake "sorry, didn't see you there" as I pass |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On reading this I'm glad I'm a laid back person! My life is too short to get annoyed by such trivialities tbh and most people have been guilty of most of these at one time or another if we're totally honest with ourselves! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1. Vegetarians who eat substitute meat.
2. Lesbians who use dildos, you've made your choice, stick to fingers!
3. People who are intolerable to other peoples lifestyle choice.
4. Lists.
5. Irony. |
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Many examples of modern packaging cause me torsion of the testes so to speak.
Take the cellophane wrapping on the outside of packs of tea bags for a prime example.
To the makers......I’m not Edward sodding Scissor Hands! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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- When a self service checkout at a supermarket declares "unexpected item on baggage area". It is never unexpected , I put it there
-Wanna fuck" messages on here
- People who make no attempt to read forums or instructions and post the same questions over and over
- the fact that I'm no longer 25 |
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By (user no longer on site)
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- When a self service checkout at a supermarket declares "unexpected item on baggage area". It is never unexpected , I put it there
-Wanna fuck" messages on here
- People who make no attempt to read forums or instructions and post the same questions over and over
- the fact that I'm no longer 25 |
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1.People that don't say thank you when you give way
2.mopeds
3.People in fast cars doing 30 in a 50 zone
4.ladies asking to meet and never hearing from them again lol
5.the government I don't think this one needs explaining
I could go on  |
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"Elderly people that go on holiday when it's half term. Even I don't want to go on holiday at half term but it's the only time I can go!"
Yes and moan about the kids and noise level while they sit round the kids pool |
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VW Golf drivers who think they are Ayrton Senna
People who believe tattoos make them look unique
Bad diction
Tomato ketchup users
"Innit bruv" / "Oh my days" and such like...
The 'scratch cards and a packet of fags' brigade
Luton
Essex boy 'cheeky chappy' types
Croydon facelift, oversized cheap 9ct gold loopy earings, overplucked eyebrows, tattoos and leggins
Reebok Classic trainers
Sports Direct
Rap music |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The phrases "fashion must have"
"To die for" "go to make up look"
I don't know why.
Also you tube videos showing you how to do something which take so long explaining the simplest of things while waggling a mascara, hair product or craft tool that I switch of and just make it up as I go along.
I'm on a roll now. People who thrash about in the swimming pool causing veritable tidal waves and people who make noises in the sauna.
I feel better now"
I like some noises that people make in saunas |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Elderly people that go on holiday when it's half term. Even I don't want to go on holiday at half term but it's the only time I can go!
Yes and moan about the kids and noise level while they sit round the kids pool "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm sure already said but when eating at a restaurant and being asked constantly if everything is ok. Just leave us to enjoy our meal, if there's a problem then you'll be duly notified |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm sure already said but when eating at a restaurant and being asked constantly if everything is ok. Just leave us to enjoy our meal, if there's a problem then you'll be duly notified "
This for me too especially when you have a mouth full  |
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"Many examples of modern packaging cause me torsion of the testes so to speak.
Take the cellophane wrapping on the outside of packs of tea bags for a prime example.
To the makers......I’m not Edward sodding Scissor Hands!"
Or that fucking key thingy on tins of corned beef. I've never once opened it using that, fuckin useless thing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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'Could of...'
'Would of...'
'Should of...'
Despite the majority of the population being taught in primary school the principle of a contracted 'have', the use of this is spreading like wildfire. I don't understand it at all but I'm blaming the internet. I bloody SHOULD'VE known! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who pronounce the letter "H" as "Haitch"
That really boils my squash."
I'm literally sat here trying to work out how else you can pronounce it?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People who pronounce the letter "H" as "Haitch"
That really boils my squash.
I'm literally sat here trying to work out how else you can pronounce it?! "
Aitch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who pronounce the letter "H" as "Haitch"
That really boils my squash.
I'm literally sat here trying to work out how else you can pronounce it?! "
If you are from Yorkshire it is pronounced Hurch as in Church.
Cockneys would be 'aich.
at a guess
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People who pronounce the letter "H" as "Haitch"
That really boils my squash.
I'm literally sat here trying to work out how else you can pronounce it?!
If you are from Yorkshire it is pronounced Hurch as in Church.
Cockneys would be 'aich.
at a guess
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But it should start with the letter it is surely?!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People who pronounce the letter "H" as "Haitch"
That really boils my squash.
I'm literally sat here trying to work out how else you can pronounce it?!
If you are from Yorkshire it is pronounced Hurch as in Church.
Cockneys would be 'aich.
at a guess
But it should start with the letter it is surely?!
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Nope. Cross reference U, S and X.
It's an aitch. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People who pronounce the letter "H" as "Haitch"
That really boils my squash.
I'm literally sat here trying to work out how else you can pronounce it?!
If you are from Yorkshire it is pronounced Hurch as in Church.
Cockneys would be 'aich.
at a guess
But it should start with the letter it is surely?!
Nope. Cross reference U, S and X.
It's an aitch."
My accent doesn't allow me to say it that way!
This is like whenever I get one of those voice recognition phone lines. I have to put on an English accent to be understood! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People who pronounce the letter "H" as "Haitch"
That really boils my squash.
I'm literally sat here trying to work out how else you can pronounce it?! "
I was doing the same! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yep....I'll see you there at the arranged time....you drive across the city and then the piss poor excuse arrives in a text....why can't they just be adult enough to say you're not my type in the first place rather than string you along. Wastes everyone's time and patience.....#raging... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People who pronounce the letter "H" as "Haitch"
That really boils my squash.
I'm literally sat here trying to work out how else you can pronounce it?!
I was doing the same! "
Those bloody English can't talk right! |
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"People who pronounce the letter "H" as "Haitch"
That really boils my squash.
I'm literally sat here trying to work out how else you can pronounce it?!
If you are from Yorkshire it is pronounced Hurch as in Church.
Cockneys would be 'aich.
at a guess
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No it’s not!
Yorkshire lass here. ‘H’ is pronounced ‘heytch’.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People who pronounce the letter "H" as "Haitch"
That really boils my squash.
I'm literally sat here trying to work out how else you can pronounce it?!
If you are from Yorkshire it is pronounced Hurch as in Church.
Cockneys would be 'aich.
at a guess
But it should start with the letter it is surely?!
Nope. Cross reference U, S and X.
It's an aitch.
My accent doesn't allow me to say it that way!
This is like whenever I get one of those voice recognition phone lines. I have to put on an English accent to be understood! "
It's the same just doesn't start with the huh sound |
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