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over a year ago
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A guy offered me cash to cum on my tits earlier.
I know I should be offended he thinks I'm a prostitute but I'm actually more offended he didn't want to shag me!
When did you last get offended and what by? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy offered me cash to cum on my tits earlier.
I know I should be offended he thinks I'm a prostitute but I'm actually more offended he didn't want to shag me!
When did you last get offended and what by? "
disgrace  that begum girl getting legal aid |
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Stuff at work. They pay me to know the answer to difficult stuff, yet when I tell them the answer they don’t believe me.
It’s a bit that I’m offended as a professional, but more offended that they’re wasting company money for me to go back and prove it to these idiots |
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"A guy offered me cash to cum on my tits earlier.
I know I should be offended he thinks I'm a prostitute but I'm actually more offended he didn't want to shag me!
When did you last get offended and what by? "
In fairness that's quite ambitious, I mean, he'd need an awful lot of man mayo.....  |
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"A guy offered me cash to cum on my tits earlier.
I know I should be offended he thinks I'm a prostitute but I'm actually more offended he didn't want to shag me!
When did you last get offended and what by? "
Someone parked in my car parking space, he will not do it again! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone said something that was contrary to my _iews on the internet. I called the police and lobbied their employer to sack them for not having the same opinions as me. |
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By *MP3Man
over a year ago
Between Scylla and Charybdis |
"A guy offered me cash to cum on my tits earlier.
I know I should be offended he thinks I'm a prostitute but I'm actually more offended he didn't want to shag me! "
Try not to be offended, his laziness obviously knows no bounds |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy offered me cash to cum on my tits earlier.
I know I should be offended he thinks I'm a prostitute but I'm actually more offended he didn't want to shag me!
When did you last get offended and what by? "
I can give you 27p, a piece of string a packet of tissues and for some strange reason a 10mm spanner, but for all that I would want to shag you, cum in the condom and play with your tits. Two questions spring to mind...
1 is that less or more offensive than your first offer?
2 Why is there always a pice of string in that pocket? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was offended when I broke my shoulder that nearly everyone suggested I was too old for rugby. Bunch of bastards "
Yep, you are too old for Rugby, time to take up knitting insted   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A guy offered me cash to cum on my tits earlier.
I know I should be offended he thinks I'm a prostitute but I'm actually more offended he didn't want to shag me!
When did you last get offended and what by? "
How much did he offer you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A guy offered me cash to cum on my tits earlier.
I know I should be offended he thinks I'm a prostitute but I'm actually more offended he didn't want to shag me!
When did you last get offended and what by?
Someone parked in my car parking space, he will not do it again!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can’t work out what you need here. Is it reassurance that you’re sexy and people would indeed love to fuck you?
If not then no you shouldn’t be offended. Because there are some right odd balls on here who will have fetishises that no one will let them explore so they think it’s ok to offer money to random people for it |
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"A guy offered me cash to cum on my tits earlier.
I know I should be offended he thinks I'm a prostitute but I'm actually more offended he didn't want to shag me!
When did you last get offended and what by? "
How much did he offend you in £?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was offended when I broke my shoulder that nearly everyone suggested I was too old for rugby. Bunch of bastards
Yep, you are too old for Rugby, time to take up knitting insted "
Ooh knitting |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Sorry I forgot to come back to this thread!
He didn't actually specify an amount. Maybe I should've asked instead of reporting him?
It might've been worth my while, I mean, I can always wash after  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sorry I forgot to come back to this thread!
He didn't actually specify an amount. Maybe I should've asked instead of reporting him?
It might've been worth my while, I mean, I can always wash after "
if it was a proper amount maybe you should |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now I am offended that in 20 minutes nobody has explained the string theory...
Where's Sheldon Cooper when you need him?
He's on Fab, right? "
Too late now, I used the string to draw a circle, and I put the spanner away. So both string and spanner are removed from my offer |
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To top it off, they’re served it with squirty cream.