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Do you pass the toilet roll test!
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"Is this with the toilet leaves facing into the wall or else away from it? toilet leaves?!  "
Dock leaves are especially good for a nice cleansing gusset wipe I find. 
(The stinging nettles that frequently grow next to them however, are most definitely not.....) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Am I supposed to place my cock next to a can of monster energy drink to show how big it is before attempting to shag the toilet roll? Asking for a friend  .
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is this the next stage on from posing next to a sky remote?
I'd find a kitchen roll more impressive tbh..."
It's a girth measurement test, not length  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It took me a little while but with some sticky tape and a pair of scissors, I have managed to scale the toilet roll to the appropriate size so I now pass. |
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"Any by that I mean can you fit your Dick/Cock/Johny/Dinkle in the roll.
If you can, you fail the test 
If you can't, you pass the test  "
This is the standard test for checking which size condom is best for your cock. Every man should know this, so look it up online |
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By *MP3Man
over a year ago
Between Scylla and Charybdis |
"For a trickier test if one easily passes the loo roll one, try a Pringles tube "
I passed the loo roll test and thankfully would fail the Pringles tube examination  |
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"Are there really men up and down the country trying to shove their willy's down bogroll tubes right now? "
God I hope not Thankfully all the loo rolls at services are safely locked away having said that I did experiment last night and I was able to not only get my penile instrument within one I was also able to stuff both of my testicle protectors in as well. I was most happy. Size isn’t everything you know |
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"Are there really men up and down the country trying to shove their willy's down bogroll tubes right now? "
Possibly not right at this minute, but I bet many do the next time they have an empty tube
On a serious note; if you look up ‘UK condom sizing’, you will find the advice about condom sizes, and discover that not all condoms are the same size (or shape), just as cocks aren’t. The loo roll test is a good standard for a man to work out which condoms will fit best for him |
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