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over a year ago
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The Third world war will have claimed 1 billion lives,China winning out.
There will be a colony of humans on mars.
Wagon wheels will be the size of a chocolate button ! |
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Donald Trump will be thawed out from cryogenic suspension and will run once again for office for the umpteenth time (having previously changed the amendment barring presidents serving a maximum of only two terms)  |
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Society will be genderless. Fucking will be provided by plugging yourself into the fuck socket by your finger tips. Eating is via an 'oil' top up in much the same way. Entertainment is via brain chips that are played constantly on a loop. Conversation is with ethereal beings only. Air exists only in your single dome. Circular cleaned and pumped in and out. You are alone. The only 'human' in existence....... as far as you know. |
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"Society will be genderless. Fucking will be provided by plugging yourself into the fuck socket by your finger tips. Eating is via an 'oil' top up in much the same way. Entertainment is via brain chips that are played constantly on a loop. Conversation is with ethereal beings only. Air exists only in your single dome. Circular cleaned and pumped in and out. You are alone. The only 'human' in existence....... as far as you know. "
That’s all on the iPhone 10 isn’t it? |
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Brains in jars on a shelf, virtual everything...
Oh, and the terminators are coming.... But then more terminators will come to help - be careful with the ones that look like Arnie though, coz they could be helpful or evil, get a dog too.... |
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Our generation will be known as "The Plastic Ages" and there will be new geological layers in the ground made from it. It'll be mined and sold as cosmetic fillers!  |
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"when we are born we will know what year we are going to die"
Maybe everyone gets a time limit, criminals might get a few years knocked off their timers while those that contribute to society may get bonus years. Maybe even a lottery of some sort? I bet the rich would be able to buy additional years before they are euthanized. |
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"when we are born we will know what year we are going to die
Maybe everyone gets a time limit, criminals might get a few years knocked off their timers while those that contribute to society may get bonus years. Maybe even a lottery of some sort? I bet the rich would be able to buy additional years before they are euthanized. "
careful now.. could be in labours next manifesto  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"when we are born we will know what year we are going to die
Maybe everyone gets a time limit, criminals might get a few years knocked off their timers while those that contribute to society may get bonus years. Maybe even a lottery of some sort? I bet the rich would be able to buy additional years before they are euthanized.
careful now.. could be in labours next manifesto "
And if you don't procreate you get to die of natural causes! |
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Everyone lives an open sexual life but come age of 30 they have to undergo a ceremony to allow them to transfer to a "higher plane" .. some fear this and escape but are pursued and executed ...
Hmmm that sounds familiar |
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"Everyone lives an open sexual life but come age of 30 they have to undergo a ceremony to allow them to transfer to a "higher plane" .. some fear this and escape but are pursued and executed ...
Hmmm that sounds familiar"
They will call the pursuers and executioners Sandmen as they put them to sleep |
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"Everyone lives an open sexual life but come age of 30 they have to undergo a ceremony to allow them to transfer to a "higher plane" .. some fear this and escape but are pursued and executed ...
Hmmm that sounds familiar"
The mile high club? |
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We will be in top health, all illnesses will be cured, the rich will be able to live for many many years, cosmetic surgery will make us all look beautiful. everyone will be vegan, the population will be decreased by half as we will not need manual workers, robots will do everything, we will be highly advanced and our heads will be larger.
No wars as we will have have found peace on Earth, we will use telepathy to communicate and we will all link our minds together and All wronguns will be liquidised and made into fertiliser for our vegetable roast dinners |
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"The Third world war will have claimed 1 billion lives,China winning out.
There will be a colony of humans on mars.
Wagon wheels will be the size of a chocolate button !"
Green campaigners will still be moaning about climate change, still waiting for it to happen. |
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"Newcastle United will still be trying to win Silverware Unsuccessfully  "
at least we're better than sunderland  I don't support any teams or sports they're so boring. |
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"If you could go forward for ten minutes just to see, would you? yes to see if my roast chicken is finished "
Cmon I'm being serious, would you risk seeing the end of human civilization if that's what it will be...? |
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"If you could go forward for ten minutes just to see, would you? yes to see if my roast chicken is finished
Cmon I'm being serious, would you risk seeing the end of human civilization if that's what it will be...?"
in 10 minutes ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If you could go forward for ten minutes just to see, would you? yes to see if my roast chicken is finished
Cmon I'm being serious, would you risk seeing the end of human civilization if that's what it will be...?
in 10 minutes !"
arr... if you could go forward for "just" 10 minutes |
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"If you could go forward for ten minutes just to see, would you? yes to see if my roast chicken is finished
Cmon I'm being serious, would you risk seeing the end of human civilization if that's what it will be...?
in 10 minutes ! arr... if you could go forward for "just" 10 minutes"
Yes 10....you would do a world tour just stand there and take whatever is there all in... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If you could go forward for ten minutes just to see, would you? yes to see if my roast chicken is finished
Cmon I'm being serious, would you risk seeing the end of human civilization if that's what it will be...?
in 10 minutes ! arr... if you could go forward for "just" 10 minutes"
I think I'd like to watch the last people leaving the earth in space ships towards another planet
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"If you could go forward for ten minutes just to see, would you? yes to see if my roast chicken is finished
Cmon I'm being serious, would you risk seeing the end of human civilization if that's what it will be...?
in 10 minutes ! arr... if you could go forward for "just" 10 minutes
Yes 10....you would do a world tour just stand there and take whatever is there all in..."
*Wouldn't |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If you could go forward for ten minutes just to see, would you? yes to see if my roast chicken is finished
Cmon I'm being serious, would you risk seeing the end of human civilization if that's what it will be...?
in 10 minutes ! arr... if you could go forward for "just" 10 minutes
Yes 10....you would do a world tour just stand there and take whatever is there all in...
*Wouldn't"
if it was possible to go back for just 10 minutes I'd love to just have a look at Cleopatra's face |
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"Thousands of years into the future?! Umm hopefully a green and pleasant land. The last of the humans live in caves, reverting backwards into monkeys.  "
Hruump. I already live in a cave.
In a green and pleasant land... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Thousands of years into the future?! Umm hopefully a green and pleasant land. The last of the humans live in caves, reverting backwards into monkeys.
There are monkeys around already "
they can't play instruments either  |
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