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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Help me help you. Unload your troublesome thoughts and let me work my Mongol magic.

*Any advice taken is purely on you, fool. The Horde accepts no responsibility for the resulting consequences of your actions*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ll take your mongol magic

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m as cliche as a fucked up carry on film

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’ll take your mongol magic "

Lmfao.. Ask away fair maiden.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’m as cliche as a fucked up carry on film "

Is that a question or a statement?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Attila was more baddass than Genghis. Discuss.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ll take your mongol magic

Lmfao.. Ask away fair maiden."

I’m asking for your magic

Keep up Einstein

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By *uzukiNo1Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl

Dear Emperor, I have a social meet this afternoon but as usual it's cold as the Antarctic here.....do I wear my snow suit or dress to impress and suffer the cold......thanku

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Attila was more baddass than Genghis. Discuss."

Their is no discussion. Exactly how big was Atilla's Empire again?

*Ghengis wipes dirt off his shoulder*

Though the Hun is a bit of a dude in his own right.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Dear Emperor, I have a social meet this afternoon but as usual it's cold as the Antarctic here.....do I wear my snow suit or dress to impress and suffer the cold......thanku "

Dress in whatever YOU are most comfortable in, at all times. You are not a performing seal. Good luck x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’ll take your mongol magic

Lmfao.. Ask away fair maiden.

I’m asking for your magic

Keep up Einstein "

Ghengis! Not Einstein. Magic is only temporarily transferable and it takes a lot of energy from me. There is a long winded vetting process.. be warned

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By *uzukiNo1Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"Dear Emperor, I have a social meet this afternoon but as usual it's cold as the Antarctic here.....do I wear my snow suit or dress to impress and suffer the cold......thanku

Dress in whatever YOU are most comfortable in, at all times. You are not a performing seal. Good luck x"

Ok thermals it is.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dear Emperor,

I was stood upon Friday.. do I forgive him or remind him of this every day for the rest of his life?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Dear Emperor, I have a social meet this afternoon but as usual it's cold as the Antarctic here.....do I wear my snow suit or dress to impress and suffer the cold......thanku

Dress in whatever YOU are most comfortable in, at all times. You are not a performing seal. Good luck x

Ok thermals it is..... "

Nothing sexier than a woman falling over on one leg trying to escape her thermals

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By *uzukiNo1Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"Dear Emperor, I have a social meet this afternoon but as usual it's cold as the Antarctic here.....do I wear my snow suit or dress to impress and suffer the cold......thanku

Dress in whatever YOU are most comfortable in, at all times. You are not a performing seal. Good luck x

Ok thermals it is.....

Nothing sexier than a woman falling over on one leg trying to escape her thermals "

I can fall sexy I'll have you know!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mighty Emporer, do I keep striving and pushing for more even though it's scary and hard work or do I curb my big ideas and stick to what I've got?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Mighty Emporer, do I keep striving and pushing for more even though it's scary and hard work or do I curb my big ideas and stick to what I've got? "

You had me at Mighty.

Depends on how well you can manage yourself and what your individual limits are. I think you should always push yourself till you've a definitive answer. Then return to question it occasionally. Continually striving and working for things is admirable, but it can also cause burn out. So long as you remember to take the you time needed, I see nothing but positivity in big dreams, hard work and self belief.

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

I have spent the last 20 months drilling the arses of all the gays, bisexuals and the inbetween on Fabguys. Cock’s raw and I need some fanny juice to sooth it well again.

Any new pussy about?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Dear Emperor, I have a social meet this afternoon but as usual it's cold as the Antarctic here.....do I wear my snow suit or dress to impress and suffer the cold......thanku

Dress in whatever YOU are most comfortable in, at all times. You are not a performing seal. Good luck x

Ok thermals it is.....

Nothing sexier than a woman falling over on one leg trying to escape her thermals

I can fall sexy I'll have you know! "

I had my suspicions.

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By *ickygirl41Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Help me help you. Unload your troublesome thoughts and let me work my Mongol magic.

*Any advice taken is purely on you, fool. The Horde accepts no responsibility for the resulting consequences of your actions*"

Dear Ghenghis, I'm meeting a challenging parent(mothership) for lunch later today, what should my plan be if it all goes awry?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Help me help you. Unload your troublesome thoughts and let me work my Mongol magic.

*Any advice taken is purely on you, fool. The Horde accepts no responsibility for the resulting consequences of your actions*

Dear Ghenghis, I'm meeting a challenging parent(mothership) for lunch later today, what should my plan be if it all goes awry?"

You're meeting your mum? Or another mother?

Go prepared, lay some ground work. Suggest there may be a possibility you'll have to leave earlier than expected. Long list of chores? Probably not a lie. Responsibilities to take care of?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dear Emporer

I have a conundrum for which restraints to try first:

Cable ties, rope, tape or cuffs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

**On A side note**

Emma B on Sunday Kitchen. Phwoooaar! Never found her attractive in Spice Girls, now though? Oh my

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"I have spent the last 20 months drilling the arses of all the gays, bisexuals and the inbetween on Fabguys. Cock’s raw and I need some fanny juice to sooth it well again.

Any new pussy about?

"

Ooooooh welcome back!!! You’ve been missed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have spent the last 20 months drilling the arses of all the gays, bisexuals and the inbetween on Fabguys. Cock’s raw and I need some fanny juice to sooth it well again.

Any new pussy about?

"

I didn't see that. Apologies.

I imagine there is plenty.

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London

Dear Ghengis,

Where should I touch myself first?

Sincerely

Estella

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Dear Emporer

I have a conundrum for which restraints to try first:

Cable ties, rope, tape or cuffs? "

Padded or soft leather cuffs. Tape and cable ties can hurt a lot. Rope is no good unless your partner in crime is good at what they do. If they are.. ropes are very good, but probably not for a first restraint. May want to consider knee/ankle/arm spreading bars also.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Dear Ghengis,

Where should I touch myself first?

Sincerely

Estella "

Who/What are you thinking of? It's important

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"Dear Ghengis,

Where should I touch myself first?

Sincerely

Estella

Who/What are you thinking of? It's important "

Tell me what to think of and what to do. I would like to feel filthy, sexy pleasure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Dear Ghengis,

Where should I touch myself first?

Sincerely

Estella

Who/What are you thinking of? It's important

Tell me what to think of and what to do. I would like to feel filthy, sexy pleasure. "

Think of getting out of the house for a bit, embrace the day. Then touch your most sensitive areas goodbye for a little while, with the promise of some tempting titillating touches later on as a reward.

I'd start at the neck.

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"Dear Ghengis,

Where should I touch myself first?

Sincerely

Estella

Who/What are you thinking of? It's important

Tell me what to think of and what to do. I would like to feel filthy, sexy pleasure.

Think of getting out of the house for a bit, embrace the day. Then touch your most sensitive areas goodbye for a little while, with the promise of some tempting titillating touches later on as a reward.

I'd start at the neck."

Excellent idea. Toodle-pip!

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By *ickygirl41Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Help me help you. Unload your troublesome thoughts and let me work my Mongol magic.

*Any advice taken is purely on you, fool. The Horde accepts no responsibility for the resulting consequences of your actions*

Dear Ghenghis, I'm meeting a challenging parent(mothership) for lunch later today, what should my plan be if it all goes awry?

You're meeting your mum? Or another mother?

Go prepared, lay some ground work. Suggest there may be a possibility you'll have to leave earlier than expected. Long list of chores? Probably not a lie. Responsibilities to take care of?

"

Actual one.

On it.

Thank you mighty Khan, also where should I plant night scented stock in my garden?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have spent the last 20 months drilling the arses of all the gays, bisexuals and the inbetween on Fabguys. Cock’s raw and I need some fanny juice to sooth it well again.

Any new pussy about?

"

Welcome back!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My eye keeps twitching. It's driving me crazy. What can I do to make it stop?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My eye keeps twitching. It's driving me crazy. What can I do to make it stop?"

Get some rest x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My FB is away all week and I'm horny. I can't be bothered vetting potential suitors myself, can you find me one please?

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Dear Uncle Ghengis,

So I’ve been sitting here in the woods bodging a wooden chair together from beech wood (as is a traditional past time in these parts).

My question: should I employ Dovetail joints or else would it be better to go for mortise and tenons?

Also.....I really need the loo What are the laws relating to defecating in a wooded area?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My FB is away all week and I'm horny. I can't be bothered vetting potential suitors myself, can you find me one please? "

Not on your nelly!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Dear Uncle Ghengis,

So I’ve been sitting here in the woods bodging a wooden chair together from beech wood (as is a traditional past time in these parts).

My question: should I employ Dovetail joints or else would it be better to go for mortise and tenons?

Also.....I really need the loo What are the laws relating to defecating in a wooded area? "

If nobody saw it, it didn't happen

As for the skilled artisan work? Your knowledge far exceeds my own, so stick with what you know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dear Genghis,

Over the past few weeks I've been struck down with a severe case of cba. How do I rejuvenate my normal "can do, will do" attitude?

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