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Things you don't say to the guy next to you at the urinals
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
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"Are you George Michael
True story, I had George Michael one side and Jimmy Nail the other side, very hard to concentrate on the job in hand."
Good job you didn't piss on Jimmy Nails Crocodile shoes  |
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"Are you George Michael
True story, I had George Michael one side and Jimmy Nail the other side, very hard to concentrate on the job in hand.
Good job you didn't piss on Jimmy Nails Crocodile shoes "
Doesn't bear thinking about, it was the WAG clubs opening night. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I say...that's a fine-looking penis you have there. May I look at it more closely?...
Of course, would you like to make an appointment?
Is there a very long waiting list?!"
I wouldn't say it's very long...Oh the waiting list? I could always fit you in. |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"I say...that's a fine-looking penis you have there. May I look at it more closely?...
Of course, would you like to make an appointment?
Is there a very long waiting list?!
I wouldn't say it's very long...Oh the waiting list? I could always fit you in."
I don't imagine it is very long...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I say...that's a fine-looking penis you have there. May I look at it more closely?...
Of course, would you like to make an appointment?
Is there a very long waiting list?!
I wouldn't say it's very long...Oh the waiting list? I could always fit you in.
I don't imagine it is very long...
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No...but very well organised |
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"I say...that's a fine-looking penis you have there. May I look at it more closely?...
Of course, would you like to make an appointment?
Is there a very long waiting list?!
I wouldn't say it's very long...Oh the waiting list? I could always fit you in.
I don't imagine it is very long...
No...but very well organised "
Any change of an emergency appointment? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I say...that's a fine-looking penis you have there. May I look at it more closely?...
Of course, would you like to make an appointment?
Is there a very long waiting list?!
I wouldn't say it's very long...Oh the waiting list? I could always fit you in.
I don't imagine it is very long...
No...but very well organised
Any change of an emergency appointment?"
To the front of the queue |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bloke comes running into the gents...sprints up to the urinal, puffing and panting unzips a 12 inch monster cock, says 'phew! I just made that'....geezer standing at the next urinal says 'wow! Could you make one for me?'
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"Bloke comes running into the gents...sprints up to the urinal, puffing and panting unzips a 12 inch monster cock, says 'phew! I just made that'....geezer standing at the next urinal says 'wow! Could you make one for me?'
I'll get me coat "
Good you've pulled |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bloke comes running into the gents...sprints up to the urinal, puffing and panting unzips a 12 inch monster cock, says 'phew! I just made that'....geezer standing at the next urinal says 'wow! Could you make one for me?'
I'll get me coat
Good you've pulled "
if you could just help me with the tying of the arms round the back of my neck please!! |
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"Bloke comes running into the gents...sprints up to the urinal, puffing and panting unzips a 12 inch monster cock, says 'phew! I just made that'....geezer standing at the next urinal says 'wow! Could you make one for me?'
I'll get me coat
Good you've pulled
if you could just help me with the tying of the arms round the back of my neck please!!"
Ooooh bondage |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Went to a public toilet yesterday could hear a bloke chatting away I assumed he was with someone but as I turned to leave there was a rather big bloke pissing alone
He was talking to anyone that walked by he kept saying “ I’ve had an operation on my foot” I kept my head down avoided eye contact and left |
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"Went to a public toilet yesterday could hear a bloke chatting away I assumed he was with someone but as I turned to leave there was a rather big bloke pissing alone
He was talking to anyone that walked by he kept saying “ I’ve had an operation on my foot” I kept my head down avoided eye contact and left "
Come on you sure you didn't take a peak lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Went to a public toilet yesterday could hear a bloke chatting away I assumed he was with someone but as I turned to leave there was a rather big bloke pissing alone
He was talking to anyone that walked by he kept saying “ I’ve had an operation on my foot” I kept my head down avoided eye contact and left
Come on you sure you didn't take a peak lol"
Haha no way I did think it was a pickup spot for some glory hole fun |
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By *udiguyMan
over a year ago
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i was out on saturday... walked up to urinal 2 blokes stood there , was nt a very big trough.
almost went to go between em n say
" make room for a little one"
but decided it wasnt as funny as it sounded in my head |
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