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By *tingly Byron OP   Man  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

On water a group of penguins is called a raft, on land a waddle.

Other terms used are, a colony, rookery, huddle.

There 17 species of penguin.

Penguins have knees.

Thank you Phoenix.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Leopard seals natures snakes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Penguins come in packs of 8

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham

They published some great books

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Make great biscuits and even better dad jokes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They fucking stink in the zoo haha

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By *he Mac LassWoman  over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I live with penguin obsessive.

Sphenisciphobia is not an issue in chez Mac.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

You're welcome Mr SB

Only 1 species of penguin live north of the equator.

The Galapagus penguin.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

they never fly south for the winter..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In the US it's illegal to eat penguins x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Penguins don't have teeth xz

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

noooo... (not even to nibble the chocolate off the outsides)

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Penguins sleep for a few minutes at a time, either during the day or during the night, wherever they happen to be.

But they sleep for longer periods on land and at night.

*They will sleep sitting in the water, standing up, lying down or just sitting.

*I think I might be a penguin....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Penguins come in packs of 8"

+1 free.

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Penguins can dive down to about 800 feet underwater

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They look so smart in their dinner jackets too

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"They look so smart in their dinner jackets too"

They do look cool......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Penguins cannot get their own wrappers off.

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Batman hates them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

penguins often wear knee high socks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

the most common name amongst male penguins is Kieth and Susan

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Penguins can dive down to about 800 feet underwater "

I still hold my club record for a 350' underwater swim.

I wish I was more penguin

Emporer penguins, can hold their breath for 20minutes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Penguins arnt scared of polar bears , even though the bears are 20 times the size of a penguin x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

penguins are armed to the beak, most adult penguins carry fire arms

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

very few penguins can speak more than 4 langauges

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"penguins are armed to the beak, most adult penguins carry fire arms"

Sounds like they must come from Huddersfield

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By *ig_eric_tionMan  over a year ago

IPSWICH


"Penguins arnt scared of polar bears , even though the bears are 20 times the size of a penguin x "

Because polar bears don't like chocolate.

They only eat mints.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"penguins are armed to the beak, most adult penguins carry fire arms

Sounds like they must come from Huddersfield "

most penguins come from Huddersfield and indeed its suburb's

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Penguins arnt scared of polar bears , even though the bears are 20 times the size of a penguin x

Because polar bears don't like chocolate.

They only eat mints. "

no they only eat mince

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Penguins and polar bears don't meet. They live opposite poles.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Penguins and polar bears don't meet. They live opposite poles. "

rubbish they meet up in Huddersfield

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Penguins and polar bears don't meet. They live opposite poles.

rubbish they meet up in Huddersfield"

Yes there the rival drug cartels, very dangerous

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Penguins and polar bears don't meet. They live opposite poles. "

That why there not scared

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Penguins come in packs of 8

+1 free."

Hold on where you scamming the extra one from? Feeling like I've been ripped off now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"penguins are armed to the beak, most adult penguins carry fire arms"

They must be those American penguins

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"penguins are armed to the beak, most adult penguins carry fire arms

They must be those American penguins"

no from fraserburgh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't know any penguin facts but I can do awesome impression of one.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Penguins come in packs of 8"

Penguin bukake party

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I don't know any penguin facts but I can do awesome impression of one. "

Lets hear it then......

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By *uke OzadeMan  over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"I don't know any penguin facts but I can do awesome impression of one.

Lets hear it then...... "

Still waiting............

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He searched for penguins. ^

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anyone else wondering what Stingly's shoes are made of?

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Anyone else wondering what Stingly's shoes are made of?"

Not penguin.

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"He searched for penguins. ^"

Bwahahahahahaha

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman  over a year ago

Southampton

My local zoo has just had some penguins hatch - first babies in 5 years but they are ugly!!!

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

They're nicer than Break-Aways

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"They're nicer than Break-Aways "

But inferior to the Orange Club.

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By *uke OzadeMan  over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"They're nicer than Break-Aways

But inferior to the Orange Club."

This

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By *ark ph0enixWoman  over a year ago

Teesside

Prehistoric penguins were up to 5ft tall

Cold must have stunted them

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By *ark ph0enixWoman  over a year ago

Teesside


"Anyone else wondering what Stingly's shoes are made of?

Not penguin. "

I have the female version of those. With block heels. My favourite shoes for dancing in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All penguins are licensed to carry firearms.

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"They're nicer than Break-Aways

But inferior to the Orange Club."

And trumped by a Trio

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Penguins are an essential ingredient in making Guinness.. Boil them up the black bit sinks and the white floats to the top...

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By *iamond coupleCouple  over a year ago

leeds

Polar bears don’t eat penguins, they can’t get the wrappers off.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Polar bears don’t eat penguins, they can’t get the wrappers off. "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They published some great books"

Yep

Enjoyed reading this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 21/04/20 13:10:59]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Waddle you do without me ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Waddle you do without me ?"

Holy nipples!!

I mean waddle waddle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyone else wondering what Stingly's shoes are made of?

Not penguin. "

Crocs

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By *uke OzadeMan  over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"Anyone else wondering what Stingly's shoes are made of?

Not penguin.

Crocs "

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By *uke OzadeMan  over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

More penguin facts on BBC1 now. Stingly Byron, get your penguin shoes on

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip


"More penguin facts on BBC1 now. Stingly Byron, get your penguin shoes on "

... and your DJ.

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"Anyone else wondering what Stingly's shoes are made of?

Not penguin.

Crocs "

Crocodiles don't eat penguins ....fact

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By *uke OzadeMan  over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"Anyone else wondering what Stingly's shoes are made of?

Not penguin.

Crocs

Crocodiles don't eat penguins ....fact "

Penguins are known as the chicken of the sea (just not to crocodiles though)......fact

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

Penguin bars haven't contained actual penguins since 1971

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"Anyone else wondering what Stingly's shoes are made of?

Not penguin.

Crocs

Crocodiles don't eat penguins ....fact

Penguins are known as the chicken of the sea (just not to crocodiles though)......fact"

Crocodiles taste like chicken too...fact

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

Penguins regularly sneak into posh black tie events without invites

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman  over a year ago

Southampton

The lesbian penguins at London Zoo are apparently the best animal parents

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The lesbian penguins at London Zoo are apparently the best animal parents "

How do they know they’re lesbians ?

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman  over a year ago

Southampton

Because they are both female and a couple and reject male penguin advances

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ok, thanks for the prompt reply.

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull


"The lesbian penguins at London Zoo are apparently the best animal parents

How do they know they’re lesbians ?"

Earlier this year a male gay couple of penguins stole eggs from two lesbian penguins at a Dutch zoo.

Not relevant, just saying

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

A emperor penguin was turned down for the role of the penguin in the latest batman movie because they thought he wasn't realistic enough.

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman  over a year ago

Southampton


"The lesbian penguins at London Zoo are apparently the best animal parents

How do they know they’re lesbians ?

Earlier this year a male gay couple of penguins stole eggs from two lesbian penguins at a Dutch zoo.

Not relevant, just saying

"

For the second time!

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"The lesbian penguins at London Zoo are apparently the best animal parents "

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By *uke OzadeMan  over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"A emperor penguin was turned down for the role of the penguin in the latest batman movie because they thought he wasn't realistic enough."

So a real penguin wasn’t realistic enough for a penguin role? I’d love to know how he applied for the role

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I saw a video of penguins, one gang was returning from the sea, the other was going to the sea, they stopped to have a quick discussion, I’m guessing to ask what the fish situation was like, then they both went on their way, apart from one penguin forgot what group he was in and joined the group returning from the sea, one of the other penguins noticed this and went back to get him.

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By *ae1985Woman  over a year ago

kittenshire

Benedict cumberbatch can't say penguin

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

They are one of the worlds most successful book publishers due to their superior intellect and the ability to turn their droppings into paper.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You'll never see penguins and polar bears together

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By *iscreet-is-paramountMan  over a year ago

somewhere only we know.

Double choc penguins are the best.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I saw a video of penguins, one gang was returning from the sea, the other was going to the sea, they stopped to have a quick discussion, I’m guessing to ask what the fish situation was like, then they both went on their way, apart from one penguin forgot what group he was in and joined the group returning from the sea, one of the other penguins noticed this and went back to get him.

"

I’ve seen that, it’s so cute when one goes to fetch him back.

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By *arker secrets 321Man  over a year ago

West Bromwich

Not all penguins live on ice ..some live in warm climates .but do they melt x

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip

The word penguin is thought to come from the Welsh for white head.

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

Peacocks are actually penguins on a girls night out

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

Single male penguins go to the pub on grab a penguin night so they can p p p p p p p pick up a penguin

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Why don't Polar Bears eat Penguins?

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By *oreno0969Man  over a year ago

Rugby


"Why don't Polar Bears eat Penguins? "

Opposite ends of the planet or because they cant get the wrapper off

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By *dam_TinaCouple  over a year ago

Hampshire

A startled penguin can waddle at speeds approaching quite slow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I hate penguins, and that’s a fact. Lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"Peacocks are actually penguins on a girls night out

"

Wrong. Peacocks are drag chickens

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham

[Removed by poster at 12/03/21 07:42:59]

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"On water a group of penguins is called a raft, on land a waddle.

Other terms used are, a colony, rookery, huddle.

There 17 species of penguin.

Penguins have knees.

Thank you Phoenix. "

According to the birdlife website there are 18 species. Maybe they found a new one since this thread started

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By *uke OzadeMan  over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Macaroni penguins were named for their fashion sense

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By *ig_eric_tionMan  over a year ago

IPSWICH

Fun penguin fact...

Brigadier Sir Nils Olav III is a king penguin who resides in Edinburgh Zoo, He is the mascot and colonel-in-chief of the Norwegian King's Guard. The name 'Nils Olav' and associated ranks have been passed down through three king penguins since 1972

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

seen them in the Falkland's they are noisy and stink but interesting

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By *uke OzadeMan  over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Despite the popular TV show taking their name, the Jackass penguin did not feature in any of the episodes. Hard to believe, I know!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He picked Penguins. ^

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The Penguin is a Gotham City mobster who fancies himself the "Gentleman of Crime". He is most often seen wearing a monocle, top hat, and tuxedo while carrying his signature umbrella

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

An anagram of penguins is penis gun.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"An anagram of penguins is penis gun. "

Yep. I have fact checked this in my illustrative dictionary (published by Penguin books).

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By *sk me anythingMan  over a year ago

leeds

You have to feel sorry for them, they have a second hand name

Penguin was the name given to another bird from the auk species first until that became extinct and the name was reallocated

Oh and it’s a welsh word

Yes my life is this sad

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Zebras are a poor imitation...and don't get me started on men copying them with dinner jackets.

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By *uke OzadeMan 36 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"On water a group of penguins is called a raft, on land a waddle.

Other terms used are, a colony, rookery, huddle.

There 17 species of penguin.

Penguins have knees.

Thank you Phoenix. "

Who’s Phoenix?

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