I've just found out that cinemas don't actually give a shit if you take your own sweets in, there's no official policy about it.
I've been smuggling Haribos in like a Mexican drug lord for fucking years......
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"Im sure our local one pat you down before you enter. That might just be their kink though
Full body cavity search?
They tell you it's necessary ... it's really not "
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Stopped once going into a concert in Manchester M.E.N...bag search (fair enough it’s security) can’t take those in(sweets, Fanta etc). Obviously so we have to buy theirs. Good tip: tell them you’re hypoglycaemic and therefore it’s medication..... |
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"Sweets in cinemas should be banned. All that rustling and scoffing. People should sit in silence and watch the film. "
I’d ban popcorn in there to.....all that scrunching about! (and I don’t like the smell of it either)
And drinks.....slurping through the straws during crucial moments in the movie and distracting me from my cinematic experience?!
I am the Joseph Stalin of cinematic goers |
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"Our local one stops you from taking your own in. They get quite funny about it and confiscate them or tell you to leave x "
Ask to see the company policy .. |
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"Sweets in cinemas should be banned. All that rustling and scoffing. People should sit in silence and watch the film.
I’d ban popcorn in there to.....all that scrunching about! (and I don’t like the smell of it either)
And drinks.....slurping through the straws during crucial moments in the movie and distracting me from my cinematic experience?!
I am the Joseph Stalin of cinematic goers "
And ban hotdogs too! They stink the place out. People should eat before they go in.
And no toilet breaks.
And no talking. |
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"I've just found out that cinemas don't actually give a shit if you take your own sweets in, there's no official policy about it.
I've been smuggling Haribos in like a Mexican drug lord for fucking years......
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Seen people walking in with pizzas, buckets from kfc and one time a nandos  |
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"Sweets in cinemas should be banned. All that rustling and scoffing. People should sit in silence and watch the film. "
you would have hated me.... i and 20 others once got "asked to leave" for singing hakuna mata.... i thought we were rather good!!!! |
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"Sweets in cinemas should be banned. All that rustling and scoffing. People should sit in silence and watch the film.
you would have hated me.... i and 20 others once got "asked to leave" for singing hakuna mata.... i thought we were rather good!!!! "
What movie were you watching? I would have tutted. Loudly.
That does sound awesome though, bet you were good. |
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"Sweets in cinemas should be banned. All that rustling and scoffing. People should sit in silence and watch the film.
I’d ban popcorn in there to.....all that scrunching about! (and I don’t like the smell of it either)
And drinks.....slurping through the straws during crucial moments in the movie and distracting me from my cinematic experience?!
I am the Joseph Stalin of cinematic goers
And ban hotdogs too! They stink the place out. People should eat before they go in.
And no toilet breaks.
And no talking."
I agree wholeheartedly; Indeed, cinema goers should be strapped down to their seats with a mechanism like those found on Thorpe Park rides. Said mechanical restraints would also be built with inclusive catheter bags installed and also feature some form of mouth apparatus to serve as a gag  |
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"Sweets in cinemas should be banned. All that rustling and scoffing. People should sit in silence and watch the film.
I’d ban popcorn in there to.....all that scrunching about! (and I don’t like the smell of it either)
And drinks.....slurping through the straws during crucial moments in the movie and distracting me from my cinematic experience?!
I am the Joseph Stalin of cinematic goers
And ban hotdogs too! They stink the place out. People should eat before they go in.
And no toilet breaks.
And no talking.
I agree wholeheartedly; Indeed, cinema goers should be strapped down to their seats with a mechanism like those found on Thorpe Park rides. Said mechanical restraints would also be built with inclusive catheter bags installed and also feature some form of mouth apparatus to serve as a gag "
Go on Dragon's Den. This needs to be reality.  |
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I take some with me and buy drinks there. It's only £4 a ticket and they have to make a profit.
My local Vue had Cherry Garcia Ben and Jerry's that you can't buy anywhere in the shops, so I'll buy that too. |
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"Sweets in cinemas should be banned. All that rustling and scoffing. People should sit in silence and watch the film.
I’d ban popcorn in there to.....all that scrunching about! (and I don’t like the smell of it either)
And drinks.....slurping through the straws during crucial moments in the movie and distracting me from my cinematic experience?!
I am the Joseph Stalin of cinematic goers
And ban hotdogs too! They stink the place out. People should eat before they go in.
And no toilet breaks.
And no talking.
I agree wholeheartedly; Indeed, cinema goers should be strapped down to their seats with a mechanism like those found on Thorpe Park rides. Said mechanical restraints would also be built with inclusive catheter bags installed and also feature some form of mouth apparatus to serve as a gag "
How deliciously erotic |
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"Sweets in cinemas should be banned. All that rustling and scoffing. People should sit in silence and watch the film.
I’d ban popcorn in there to.....all that scrunching about! (and I don’t like the smell of it either)
And drinks.....slurping through the straws during crucial moments in the movie and distracting me from my cinematic experience?!
I am the Joseph Stalin of cinematic goers
And ban hotdogs too! They stink the place out. People should eat before they go in.
And no toilet breaks.
And no talking.
I agree wholeheartedly; Indeed, cinema goers should be strapped down to their seats with a mechanism like those found on Thorpe Park rides. Said mechanical restraints would also be built with inclusive catheter bags installed and also feature some form of mouth apparatus to serve as a gag
How deliciously erotic "
He he - I’ll make sure that to compensate cinema goers for any discomfort experienced in these special seats, ladies will have a specially installed on board vibrator in theirs whilst men will get to experience a similarly pleasant journey with an integral, automatic fleshlight, both of which will alter their vibrating, operational tempo based upon the action onscreen. (Expect to witness the subsequent ticket sales for action movies go through the roof!!!) |
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They kinda you care if you get caught. I've taken a shopping bag of crap in to the cinema and was questioned on what I was taking in with me.
The tango blast slushies taste much better when you add a load of vodka. You have to take a small bottle else it looks suspicious.
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Vue cinema in Southampton was robbed last night and police are urging witnesses to come forward.
Two robbers have escaped with an estimated total of £1,600 in goods.
The men are believed to have made off with 4 hot dogs, 2 medium Pepsi, a family size popcorn and a bag of Revels. |
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"Vue cinema in Southampton was robbed last night and police are urging witnesses to come forward.
Two robbers have escaped with an estimated total of £1,600 in goods.
The men are believed to have made off with 4 hot dogs, 2 medium Pepsi, a family size popcorn and a bag of Revels."
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"Vue cinema in Southampton was robbed last night and police are urging witnesses to come forward.
Two robbers have escaped with an estimated total of £1,600 in goods.
The men are believed to have made off with 4 hot dogs, 2 medium Pepsi, a family size popcorn and a bag of Revels.
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"It's when ya take yer own microwave and ready meal in with you that they start to get a little bit disgruntled
Even the VIP seats don't have a 13amp socket outlet....."
It must have been the extension lead then, obviously a trip hazard. |
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"Arrrr mi hearties. Cinema smugglin’ is a way of life! Pass the massive toblerone.
https://youtu.be/HndMyUN_dz0
I only have a small Toblerone.  "
Don’t worry I’m good at sharing. It’s gone a bit melty though. |
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"Arrrr mi hearties. Cinema smugglin’ is a way of life! Pass the massive toblerone.
https://youtu.be/HndMyUN_dz0
I only have a small Toblerone.
Don’t worry I’m good at sharing. It’s gone a bit melty though. "
It's good to share...... |
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