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So remember the old phrase dirty old men used to use

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Been talking to a pervy old mate of mine this morning in his 60s and he brought up the old phrase if theres grass on the wicket

It got me thinking dangerous as that is

Is that why everyone saves there bits nowadays?

(Disclaimer before all the nutters and morality loons join this is a joke thread)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Been talking to a pervy old mate of mine this morning in his 60s and he brought up the old phrase if theres grass on the wicket

It got me thinking dangerous as that is

Is that why everyone saves there bits nowadays?

(Disclaimer before all the nutters and morality loons join this is a joke thread) "

Thought it was if there’s grass on the pitch. Never heard that one

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Been talking to a pervy old mate of mine this morning in his 60s and he brought up the old phrase if theres grass on the wicket

It got me thinking dangerous as that is

Is that why everyone saves there bits nowadays?

(Disclaimer before all the nutters and morality loons join this is a joke thread)

Thought it was if there’s grass on the pitch. Never heard that one "

lets play cricket

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Been talking to a pervy old mate of mine this morning in his 60s and he brought up the old phrase if theres grass on the wicket

It got me thinking dangerous as that is

Is that why everyone saves there bits nowadays?

(Disclaimer before all the nutters and morality loons join this is a joke thread)

Thought it was if there’s grass on the pitch. Never heard that one lets play cricket "

. I know a couple but god I’m not posting them here! Know your audience!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Been talking to a pervy old mate of mine this morning in his 60s and he brought up the old phrase if theres grass on the wicket

It got me thinking dangerous as that is

Is that why everyone saves there bits nowadays?

(Disclaimer before all the nutters and morality loons join this is a joke thread)

Thought it was if there’s grass on the pitch. Never heard that one lets play cricket

. I know a couple but god I’m not posting them here! Know your audience!"

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By *uciyassMan  over a year ago

sheffield

New balls please

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"New balls please "

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ve heard a similarly crude one; ‘If she bleeds, she breeds.’

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